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Courtesy Hooey
Here is a recent photo of the Lindbergh
baby. The infant is wearing
glasses in order to see the "bird." No,
it is not hungry right now.
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Baby Lindy Wa
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Favors "Fuzz" Freeman
Franklin Donelan Prefers Finding
"Fuzz" To Any Reward;
Dowling Disappointed
By "Sunshine" Giles
Editor N. Y. Times
1 he famed Lindbergh baby was
found yesterday in the Alpha Beta
Lodge by a group of enterprising coeds.
They had been trailing him the
greater part of the day under the impression
that he was "Fuzz" Freeman
of Carolina hockey team fame.
The Lindberghs were delighted to regain
their childing and made many
protestations of thanks to the girls.
"No reward, however large, could
possibly repay us for our terrible disappointment
in not finding 'Fuzz' at
the end of our long chase," Franklin
Donelan said.
The resemblance between the famous
baby and the Carolina athlete
is astounding, it is reported. On the
other hand, the baby seems to be quite
intelligent. It is said that, although
only twenty-months-old, he can fold
his own.
"And I thought that there was nobody
in the world like my darling
'Fuzz,' sadly confessed Martha Ann
Dowling, house mother at the Phi Pi
Phi house.
The Alpha Betas refused to give out
any information about how the baby
got into their palace.
Two Bales Hay
To Be Used In
Sorority House
Complaints of several members of
Pi Beta Phi have become so numerous
lately that the group has at last decided
to have two bales of hay delivered
to the farm every week instead
of the customary one bale. This
is expected to appease every member
and pledge from now on.
Sara Cassels and Sara Davis were
both heartily in favor of the move,
labelling it a "moral obligation to last
fall's pledge class."
Charlotte Coker, chief farmerette,
berated the measure bitterly. "If we
hadn't gone out for quantity last fall,"
she said, "we would still be able to go
on as before. Just because we have
a Pi Phi charter is no reason why we
should give every girl on the campus
a bid."
It is rumored that Margaret Dial
was one of the chief exponents of this
measure. She made no, reply to this
charge other than to say she thought
it was necessary if the physical wellbeing
of the group was to be maintained.
Ellen Terry and Kitty Fox stated
that they believed after looking over
their sisters of the class of '35 that the
measure was justified.
Young men of today respect old age
when it comes in bottles.
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Has Smallpox
Courtesy Chapin Blab-it-all
Leonard A. Williamson of Stomachaching,
above, contracted a severe case
of smallpox recently while on a visit
to Harlem.
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Divorced!
Courtesy Police Gazette
Toy Cortney, shown above, won out
yesterday in a divorce suit based on a
breach of promise. Her husband, "Big
Boy" Rivers, promised her a genuine
Pekinese dog.
Modern Mary And
Lamb At Carolina
Who shall say that we do not conform
to tradition, that we do not follow
precedent? You have heard of
the renowned Mary, possessor of a
faithful little lamb, have you not?
Did you realize that on this very campus
there is a very modern Mary, with
an ever faithful lamb in attendance?
Well, although the lamb may have
outgrown the lamb's estate in the matter
of years, we insist that the symbolism
is correct. We have seen them
going to football games, we have seen
them going to basketball games; in
fact, we have seen them going to any
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Baker Joins
Lightner In
Club Venture
On Pickem Street
Acting President And Famous
Actress Go In Cohoots;
Grogs Invited
Leonard T. Baker arrived this week
after a visit with Winnie Lightner in
New York, where the two made arrangements
for opening an exclusive
night club in the Sigma Alpha Epsilon
house on Pickem street near the Zeta
Tau Alpha hang-out.
Baker said upon returning that due
to the demand of the college boys and
girls for bone-dry ginger ale and the
other good little things that go to
make up truly good giner ale, he and
Winnie had made arrangements for
the convenience of both sexes, in a
legal way.
"We do not expect to compete with
the Z. T. A.'s, but we do expect to
attract no small number of g*oodtimers
and studes in general who wish
to enjoy a little Bohemian life. If anything,
we want to cooperate with the
Zetas to the ad-vantage of both
parties. I suggest that we be allowed
to get all of the shekels out of one
pocket and then we can send the boy
friend on over to the Zeta hang-out,"
Barroom Baker declared.
All grog brothers are invited to attend
the opening night of the club
house tonight. All are requested to
refrain from any pick-pocketing until
the lights go out. No one will be allowed
to pick his own pocket.
D. 8. O.
Snooting Machine
To Be Installed
Miss Gutting Sneedmore, National
Officer Of Tri-Snoot,
Confers Hero
Miss Cutting Sneedmore, national
officer of Tri-Snoot sorority, has been
in Columbia for the past week consulting
with the local chapter on the
installation of a newly patented snooting
machine. The national council
recently adopted this apparatus as
standard equipment for all Tri-Snoot
houses.
"Your reception of the idea was
very favorable," Miss Sneedmore told
Jessie Coldman upon leaving. "I find
our girls here fully as exclusive and
snooty as even the most conservative
sorority could desire. However, I
would warn the girls to be most careful
to maintain their present attitude
of priggishness.
"The national council will allow no
lowering of standards and has, in fact,
recently issued a book, "The Most
Contemptible Way of Cutting One's
Friends," which must be mastered by
every pledge before initiation."
Fancy Phillips, president of the
local chapter, declared herself heartily
in favor of it. "Why the other day a
couple of our pledges actually treated
some A. D. Fli's with something like
decent courtesy. Their pledges were
broken immediately, but you have no
idea how the incident lowered the
morale of the group."
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number of places, and they have probably
gone to places that we know
nothing about, witli Mary always in
the lead and with the little lamb following
after. We defy anyone to cite
an instance where the lamb was gamboling
ahead of Mary. He knows
better?much better.
However it is only fair to give both
sides of the picture. When the lamb
is away from Mary he is different, oh,
very different. In fine, when Mary is
not around he is an august person,
quite. To be specific, he is a member 1
of the revered faculty ot this noble
uniwersity.
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If all the lazy students of the world
were laid end to end, they would
stretch.
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Engaged
Darice Jackson
Earl Clary
Of interest throughout the Carolinas
and Greenville was the announcement
recently of the engagement of
Karl Clary, of Blackville, and Miss
Darice Jackson, of Timmonsburg. Mr.
Clary is widely known for his excellent
work in the Personnel Bureau
while Miss Jackson has for several
years been associated with the Highway
experiment station, located in the
rear of the canteen. "I fell for her the
first time I saw her," said Mr. Clary.
"It was just a case of love at first
sight," was Miss Jackson's comment.
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Poses
Courtesy Hooey
Grayson Wolf caught by a staff
photographer while gazing approvingly
into the mirror shortly before
football practice.
Delta Zeta Has
Charter Recalled
B. 0. Chapter Lost Because Of
Weakness Of Inter-Sorority
Necking Team
By Josephine Griffin
Charter of the B. O. cl apter of
Delta Zeta sorority at the University
was recalled at a recent special meeting
of the national council, according
to a notice received yesterday by the
woman's Pan-Hellenic council.
No cause for this action was announced
officially, but Edythe Carlilsc,
president of the local chapter,
said it was probably brought on by
the fact that their team for the last
two years has failed to come out first
in the inter-sorority necking tournament.
"We realize that Delta Zeta will not
allow such low standing to continue,
but we think that some leniency
should be allowed. Last year the
Gamma Sigs made a particularly
strong effort to overshadow us. Too,
the team was seriously crippled last
year when Dorothy Byrd was disqualified
at the last minute because
she had been in competition more than
three years. Besides that, we have had
strong competition against the A. D.
Flies and Tri-Me's.
Genevieve Reynolds said that the
action of the council was fair but that
the Dizzies had been gyped in the last
tournament. "The Z. T. A. Jungaleers
used some holds that are absolutely
barred as well as primitive."
Little Nell Cooper, Irene Chitty,
and Juddie Knox, three members of
this year's team, refused to comment
on the action of the council.
It is rumored that the local group
will not disband, but will petition I
Kant Neckem.
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Pi Phi: "Are the boys at your house
superstitious?"
S. A. E. "Oh, yes, we never sleep
thirteen in a bed."
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Belser Says
German Will
Be Big Flop
Expect Crowd Anyway
Decorations Are Second-Hand But
Suckers Will Be Suckers,
Says President
By Calvin Coolidge
"This year's Easter Ball will be a
flop pure and simple," declared President
Ed Belser yesterday in speaking
of the German club's dance at the
gymnasium tonight.
Decorations arc second-hand, he
pointed out, and the well-known thirdrate
decorator, Miss Marie Dressier,
has done her utmost to cover up this.
"If the other fellows are like I,
then they'll be wearing holy, motheaten
tuxedos. I've about hid the seat
of the trousers with the patches that
have been necessary to keep me out
of the prison on a charge of indecent
exposure. I would not like to suffer
the same fate as Bland Hammond
along this line."
President Belser said he expected
to see the usual number of suckers attending
the "terpsichorean tragedy,"
as he put it.
"I do know this much: its going to
be great to go to this frolic and see
all of my enemies get stuck. It is
too bad that my friends get in the
same fix."
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Sara Bite To
Wed Filch Edens
Miss Sarah ("Fannie") Bite announces
her engagement to Oswald
Filch Edens, happy college hero.
She says the wedding is to be next
month. Mr. Edens says he may leave
before the wedding takes place.
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