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| Bottles Pep Big Game Flasks On Many Hips Disciples Of Bacchus Make Merry While Joy Flows From Many Bottles Comparable to the great variety of people composing the tremendous throng at the Carolina-Clemson affray were the bottles from the hips of loyal dipsomaniacs?loyal to a man to King Bacchus. The old brown container from Moncks Corner bespoke the dignity becoming a receptacle of fluid of such dynamic potentialities. Chipped and battered frofn constant handling from one owner to another, it appeared to have withstood the ravages of many months. But must we not raise our voices in "Sweet Adeline" subconsciously as our eyes glimpse the glass delegate from the "Dark Corner" of Greenville county. What a sight! Fairly reeking of the ancicntness of a grand and noble line of bottles it commands our immediate consideration. Even water from such a container would be an elixir for freshmen or aged seniors I alike. "Bottle and Bond" announced the flashy seal on a bottle bulging from the hip of a resident of the "Unholy City." One could readily vision the sight of stills working over time in Santiago in order to furnish this man with this necessity in every good Charlestonian's diet. How else could our seashore neighbors have cultivated such laudable epicurean attributes? But where, you ask, was the unassuming glass delegate from Horry county? It arrived in bits outside the fair grounds gate with its carrier staggeringly attempting to find the entrance. After all, could any one say that this latter bottle did not reach the heights of service and thereby attain admittance to that Utopia where all good bottles go? U. 8. O. A student body meeting has been called for 8:30 o'clock Friday night in the chapel. The purpose of this meeting is to discuss a constitution for the Garnet and Black. ??^______________-J 1 THURS.?FRI.?SAT. CONSTANCE BENNETT IN "THE COMMON LAW" WITH JOEL McCREA THUR.?FRI. . "ROAD TO RENO" WITH BUDDY ROGERS REX THEATER THUR. "HUCKLEBERRY FINN" WITH JAKIE C00GAN and JUNIOR DURKIN FRI.?SAT. "RANGE LAW" KEN MAYNARD DANGER ISLAND 4TH CHAP. METR0P0L "The Old 1544 Main Street ^ " . ' , ^ : lk_fejr -J Gun Wedding Is Arranged Scene Staged On Train Elaborate Connubial Exercises Are Planned For Execution On Excursion Train A wedding served a la shotgun is being planned for the return trip of the Carolina-Citadel excursion train Thursday night, according to several students who propose to make the trip aboard the special. Last year some difficulty was found in staging the wedding until a co-ed, forgetting all family pride and personal interest in the welfare of fellow-students, donated a dress for the bride. This year's wedding is planned to be identical with that one of last year. Efforts arc being exerted to secure "Willie" Dean or some other wellknown contortionist to stage the scenes. There is one specially touching scene where the weeping bride at the altar is seen winking slyly at her paramour, who acts as one of the bridal witnesses. The wedding will be staged in the following scenes: Act I. Scene 1. Young woman, Miss I Wanta Hubby, is seen crying upon the paternal shoulders. The father tells the daughter "Don't you I cry, you'll get a man by and by." Scene 2. The angry father takes down the rusty family shotgun, an heirloom from Uncle John's findings on the battlefield after the battle. The father institutes a search for the sneaking would-not-be husband. Act II. Scene 1. The culprit is treed " under a scat. Dialogue for Scene 2 is omitted here for moral reasons. Act III. Scene 1. Tho preparations for the wedding. The bride is enthusiastic. The groom is jubilant when the father is around with a hand concealing something in his pocket ?probably a wedding present. Scene 2. The wedding at the conclusion of which the exuberant bride picks up the diminutive groom and osculates him tenderly. The groom's debtors congratulate him on winning such a militant father-in-law. Holiday Cuts Count Double Chase Announces Double Cuts For Absences Two Days Before Or After Holiday "Students must remember that all cuts taken either two days before or two days after a holiday count as double," warned Registrar John A. Chase, Jr., in his sanctum Monday morning. "Those who cut last weekend had better take this factor into consideration before they start to go home any more weekends." "The next official holiday given by the University will be on Thanksgiving day. Only members of the two mens' literary societies will be excused on Saturday morning, November 7, to attend the inter-societies exercises held in one of the society halls." WEEKLY CALENDAR Wednesday 4:15 Ilypatian and Euphrosyncan societies meet. Thursday 2:00 Carolina-Citadel Game at Orangeburg. 7:00 Symphony Orchestra Practice. Friday 10:30 Freshman Class Election. 0:45 Freshmen Y. W. C. A. Council organizes, . 7:00 Senior Y. M. C. A. meets. Hallowe'en parties. 8:30 Student Body Meeting. Saturday 3:00 Carolina-Citadel Rats Play in Charleston. Deadline for The Carolinian. Sunday 7:00 "Y" Vespers in Chapel. Monday 5:00 Gamecock Staff Meeting. ' 7:00 Freshmen Y. M. C. A. Council. Tuesday 7:00 Discussion Groups. 8:00 Clariosophic and Euphradian societies meet. Senior Y. W. C. A. Council meets. ITAN CAFE Reliable" Phone 7849 i L y ? ' Vwv... m Muscl On Other State Harry Velpo Still,?he's a sophomore from Blackvillc, is laying claim to a medal of some sort?he intervened the other day at the mess hall when an upperclassman ordered a freshman to fetch him a glass of water and forbade the freshman to do it. Such an act, remarkable for its bigness, should be recognized and rewarded?in a fitting way. Freshmen eyeing banana tree on campus suspiciously Albert Burgess wondering if he has a bona fide ticket to high school football game here Saturday Dixon C. Page, graduate of v 19110, down from Spartanburg for the Carolina-Clemson game Baynard Whaley busying himself with collegiate life (?) Herman Patterson, the straight "A" history student. James Black figuring out how much to spend on his next three nights' dates Dr. Babcock bulling with staff editors in The Gamecock office Student waiting half an hour before operator answers. Coach Norman wanting to turn loose his biddies on the fiend who hooked his pocketbook at the fair grounds.... ..Bill Remsen spending more than fifteen cents on a date Mary Pinckney, who was voted the best dressed girl on the campus last year in The Gamecock contest, was a week-end visitor at the A. D. Pi house. Freshmen throwing eggs and rocks at cars the night before the Clemson game Lib Withers eating dinner at Converse and spilling chocolate ice B|lg| fiife lilip Let's i WHAT you want mildness . . . smo when you smoke. All right then . . . / CHESTERFIELD pay? premium for the rip tasting leaf that grows. The curing and condii ists . . . men carefully t fine tobaccos. # IN BLENDING, also,( . . . Instead of men together . . . we cross-bl ing a new and better-t That's how we get that . . . and a more pleasin Cigarette paper? On] is good enough for Che V.-iV. 1 V-A V. ' i in' In Press Practices crcatn all over the table cloth Freshman Blair asking everybody to vote for him for class president and having to tell them who he is Luke Williamson trying for five hours to get out of Aiken Two Journalistic seniors eating dinner with Dean McKissick Carolina freshmen at the Wofford-Mercer game yelling "Give 'em HELL, Gamecocks." Lib Alexander administering an impressive good-bye at the A. D. Pi house Occupants of 23-9 washing their windows after dark Herbert Bishop displaying his chip from the Carolina-Cleinson goal post A poker game in Burney R. G. Bell working "Little Mollie" Brooks refuses a deer hunt to meet Saturday classes Students delighted to find the Carolinians not playing for supper Norman Davis going on a date Bill Latham announcing that fried chicken will be served for Thursday dinner at the Mess Hall Rat McCorniick having his picture taken at Sargeant's Freshman Laurie trying to get 7275 Jack Giles with a stye after a visit to G. W. C Frank Wardlaw eating dinner at Converse. Jack Hall strolling importantly across the campus Mitchell Morse registering erudition, and not on a cash register.... Mary Edgar mailing out "chain" letters, or suffer dire consequences Bill Callahan acting boxerously....Fred Gilmer getting a faceful of water at a water fountain talk Straight in a cigarette is taste. You want othness . . . and satisfying pleasure jet this straight. 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