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?:?- r Frosh Student Digests Blades ?||;- Herman Hartzog, 01 Blackville, Amases Upper Classmen And Wins A. Bet He was christened Herman Brown Hartzog down Blackville way some years ago, btt't tenement ten have / named their razor blade devouring freshman, "Razor" Hartzog. A number of, the inhabitants of tenement ten were congregated in one of the rooms on the upper floor discuss- < ? ing the strength of the digestive organs of a certain colored man that has * been around the campus eating Doc 1 Lipscomb's beakers and other tooth- i some morsels of broken glass. Some believed that he actually ate the glass. Others were from Missouri. They wanted to be shown. "That's easy," said a lanky freshman lad who had been taking in the conversation, and saying nothing. "I'll eat a razor blade-to prove that it can I be done." 1 "I'll bet you won't," blustered an ? enterprising young rat from the back i country as he placed a five dollar bill < on the table. Our elongated rat went to the closet, , and took therefrom his best suit of clothes, which he set on the table covering the money. Then he went to the shelf, and took from it a Gem s razor blade. This he carefully washed i off. He was not taking chances of 1 eating anything so harmful as germs. < Everybody .gasped! Our hero had Is actually taken a bite out of the blade, t and was munching it as placidly as a 1 cow chews its cud. When he had l thoroughly masticated this tender tid- I bit, he washed it down with three glasses of water* He was not going to ; have any doubts lingering in the minds | of his spectators. < Hartzog is still alive, and doing < very well. Thank you! U. 8. C. 1 Students Aid Town < Theatre In Big Drive |'( (CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE) M yearly income several times doubling 5 this amount, merely because they arc 5 interested in this type of dramatic 1 movement and in Columbia as one ' of the vital centers of the work. Belford Forrest is planning to put s on seven plays during the season, ( which extends through June 1, or a a little later. English professors areL cooperating with Mr.'and Mn ForrestN* by allowing generous parallel on any of these productions. Tickets may be procured from any of the canvassers mentioned above, and students ( may, obtain them at a special rate. I' Inspector?Got away, has'he? M Constable?Yes, but we think he h must have gotten out by one of the ' exits. i THURS.?FRI.?SAT. GRETA GARBO IN THE ARMS OF 1 CLARK GABLE v ! IN "SUSAN LENOX" (Her Fall and Rise) ' I! MON.-TUES.-WED. 1 GEORGE ARLISS in y "ALEXANDER HAMILTON"! WITH i DORIS KENYON 1 THUR.?FRI. "STAR WITNESS" WITH CHARLES (CHIC) SALE , WALTER HUSTOK SATj?MON. "50 FATHOMS DEEP" WITH ! JACK HOLT / RALPH GRAVIS | 1,1 ' ? 1 " Work finished On Microphone R. O. Bell Selected To Announce Programs; Guignard Named Technician / A microphone for broadcasting the University hour through the local station, WIS, has been installed in the chapel, according to Professor R. L. Sumwalt of the radio committee. The work of supplying, arranging and presenting the programs has been organized with Professor R. J*. Sumwait of the . engineering school in charge of the vocational guidance talks to be given on Wednesdays, R. G. Bell as announcer, and Sanders Guignard, technician. The University program has attracted a great deal of attention and much interest has been aroused throughout the'State. Members of the faculty who have helped write or deliver addresses on various subjects have expressed their gratification of the sympathy and intellectual curiosity exhibited on the part of the students and public alike regarding this broadcast.. U. 8. C. Fake Murder Staged By Local Law Fraternity (CONTINUED FKOM PAGE ONE) saw him and demanded that the freshman put on his cap immediately. Words followed, and the big upper:lassman attempted to strike his imaller opponent. Bonham drew a pis:ol and fired. He missed and fell to he ground as Broughton fired. Blood (mercurochrome) was spilled all over lis shirt. A large crowd gathered, the infjrmiry notified, the school ' physician phoned, and confusion gripped the :ampus. After a few minutes, however, the joke became known. The case will come up at the next noot court. Bonham will sue Brough:on for damages, for his fall is supposed to have fractured his skull and :aused temporary insanity. His at;orneys have indicated that he shot in self defense, while Broughton's representatives intend to enter a counter ilea of self defense, as Bonham shot irst. Witnesses will be subpoenaed, each side intending to call several. The :ourt room scene will approximate ictual conditions as closely as possible. u. a. o. 3tudents Protest Being Given Goal Post Seats (CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE) lent body build up a reputation as a jrroup of "pep" students and 100% supporters in all Carolina's athletic jndertakings, I am in favor of altering j my old custom which may now be blocking any such possible improvement. BUFORD WORTHY, former president of the freshman class and assistant cheerleader says: "I do not wish to advocate the action used by the Communists to obtain their objective in regards to this matter of seating our students at the state fair grounds this year, but 1 do know that something should be done about it. LEONARD WILLI AMSON, prominent Kuphradian debater and member student board of publications, says "From conversation with students in regard to the seating arrangement for students at the state fair grounds' stadium, I feel that they arc deeply regretful to learn of the coninuance of the unjust system. MITCHELL MORSE, campus philosopher and former managing editor 3f The Gamecock, philosophizes: 'Once there was a freshman who thought a football game was a student iffair." DOROTHY MARSH: "I think that the students deserve better seats. Good seats, a good view of the field, ind a good frame of mind go a lot toward making the students show real spirit and being a help to their team." HEAD CHEERLEADER CHARLIE BUSHAW gave a new twist to the argument: "In comparison with the other schools and colleges, w.e* are doing good to get what we want. At the Georgia Tech and the L. S. U. games, the student bodies were seated behind the goal lines. I admit that these games were played in oval stadiums but the seating was that way. No partiality is being shown to any students at the University. They can sit in the cheering section at the Clemson tilt if they promise to cheer." PAT NELSON: "It is a deplorable fact that at every Carolina-Clemson game the University students have been sold very poor seats?sometimes behind the goal line. This is not at all fair. The Carolina and Clemson students put on the game and should be given some consideration. CARLISLE ROBERTS: "I think Carolina students deserve choice seats at all athletic events put on by the University." . 11 ) 1 Musel On Other State Ex-Gov. D. C. Heyward, Washington and Lee classmate of Dr. G. A. Wauchope, visiting friends on the campus. .. .Kelsey Foster, small son of Dr. R. K. Foster, in quest of newspaper comic supplements... .Dr. Geo. W. Dick of Sumtejr? alumnus of the early 80's, revisiting his old room in Rutledge.... At least five descendants of South Carolina governors here this year: Mary Wallace Johnson, greatgranddaughter of/Gov. David Johnson; Milledge L. Bonham, great-grandson of Gov. M. L. Bonham; Eleanor McColl and B. E. Nicholson, granddaughter and grandson of Gov. John C. Sheppard; Yancey McLeod, son of ; Gov. T. G. McLeod. Mr. and Mrs. J. Gordon Hughes calling on campus friends. He is a trustee and was editor of .the first Garnet and Black, published in 1900 ....freshman and fresh coed dating to study Latin... .Floride Gantt, former journalism student and now secretary to the registrar of the University of Florida, here for the Pi Beta Phi initiation... .Mrs. P. E. Scott of Newberry, his kinswoman, recalling that the venerable Edward L. Patton, former professor of ancient languages here, once absent-mindedly bumped into a campus tree, toolc^off his hat, and apoligizcd profoundly... .Mother announcing callers: ''Come down, girls 1 There's a gentleman and a college student here.". "Jake" Barron, '05, highly successful New Jersey business man, passing through Columbia, his old home.... Little boys vending boiled peanuts ....Insurance agents trying to break down the "sales resistance" of certain faculty members.... In the yard adjoining the house formerly occupied by Dr. W. B. Burney is a large walnut tree, planted many years ago by his son, William M. Burney... .Dr. Yates Snowden reading old book catalogs ... .Dr. J. E. Copenhaver's huge police dog attending faculty meeting and making a sound much like the "rebel ell" when Doctor Snowden announced that a new building at Yale is named for John C. Calhoun, alumnus of that institution.... A member of the University faculty owns *a textbook used by William Lowndes Calhoun, son of the famous statesman, when a student here....The Columbia Public Library KEE NO "ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR . tkiBHMHBW in' In I Press Practices . supplying to students some books not in the University librai^. Acting President L. T. Baker strolling .up town for a chat and coffee at; Gilrtman's Book shop. Old newspaperman remarking that DuBose Heyward, author, who received a Phi Beta Kappa key here last June, is the most modest and unassuming notable he has ever met... .Thomas H. Peeples, ex-attorney general, Inviting a fellow Carolina alumnus to have a real and old-fashioned country dinner with him at his home in Sprinfigeld ....Prof. R. L. Sumwalt and engineering students surveying the campus. .. .Dr. Hugh Murchison, professor of Bible, comnlenting on the numerous Scripture quotations in the newspapers. .. .Alumnus recalling that two law students who in 1902 tried to sell bottled coca-cola in thei?^ rooms and who hung several bottles out of their window to attract trade were prom>tly put out of business by the campus authorities... .The nearest soft drink dispensary then was McMillan's drug store in the block opposite the opera house... .Polite freshmen taking his cap off while telephoning for a date with Jane... .Hejak and Kerpec reading the home town n6ws in the Chicago Tribune in the journalism reading room... .Barney Early sitting up until late every night to help allot and distribute Carolina-Clemson tickets to alumni... .Prof. S. M. Derrick and a colleague in the middle of tfic campus discussing the state of the country. ' An out of town Erosh innocently^ asking a fair Damas how much she charged for washing.... Professor Stokes looking down from his classroom window in Legare... .Elizabeth Sanders... .How about the startling statement made by the literary Frosh that monarchs dwell in monasteries. University representatives at the funeral of Ex-Gov. John C. Sheppard in Edgefield Monday were Acting President L. T. Baker, John A. Chase, Jr., and J. Rion McKissick... .Crowd of glee club boys sheepishly sneaking into the chapel Monday afternoon in tuxedos while the sun glistened on their shirt-fronts... .Coles Heyward talking "Geology" Smith at a brisk walk in Shandon with thirty breathless students trying to keep up with him. 77KT H m H BP* M m - jfSj BpF W' llW jdH jh Jmratefl B Hk -ijH 4 |:^|h _ Em Mm* rURE-?^??* tS" TO TAINT THE BREATH OR < ,V > \ ' ,f. 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