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i CHURCH COMMITTEE f HOLDS MEETING | Committee Discusses Plans With Columbia Pastors for Next Year [ The church committee of the Y. M. C. A. headed by C. W. Cox held a meet1 ing Tuesday afternoon at Flynn Hall. pastors from the various churches of ' Columbia were present to discuss with ' the members of the committee plans for the work of this committee next year in acquainting the incoming freshman with their respective churches. |p- A few tentative plans were agreed upon. The pastors of the Columbia churchcs will meet the freshmen in chapel on September 16 in the University chapel. Receptions will be given 011 September 25 by the respective churches. Each church will have a committee to t visit the students of its denomination 011 W the campus, and the speakers at the freshmen chapel will frequently be Cot; lumbia pastors. ?>' ^ Members of the church committee arc: C. W. Cox, chairman; Leland Mayer of i the Lutheran Church; Wallace Thomas of the Baptist Church; J. A. Bigham of "the A. R. P. Church; Alton Brown of the Presbyterian Church; and J. C. Dowling of the Methodist Church. This committee wjll have charge of the program at the regular Friday night meeting of the Y. M. C. A. council next t' week. u. s. c. CIRCULATION MEN NAMED Four assistant circulation managers have been named by the Board of Publications to serve on The Gamecock staff next semester. They are Marvin Miller, Kenneth Prince, Alton Brown, and Wilbur Jones. The election of Melton A. Goodstein of Florence, as circulation manager whs announced last week. The board as yet has not been able to < complete the election of the business manager. It hopes to settle the matter in a meeting tomorrow afternoon. i ' i I o Staffs. ' -L* , 7"4 j kv p*** What no Knickers? Every young man should have at least one good looking knicker suit . .. especially important with out door pursuits generally rampant. You won t have to sell yourself on the idea ... take a look at these new Braeburns and then "regardez." 341 the Suit and Knickers KINARD'S 1523 Main Street RALPH NEWMAN, Camput Rep. BHUMW [" ^9H^> : i: :i:^SwHB^MflHnE W^BK a ^rag^UU|GdH^^H^K^ WKll-i&? WBBmiiaMM w i BffjBffiS 5 <:J|P: ^wBWiMHWBBWjl^jj f - -J" ?v\ Ci Top row, left to right: Wilson O. and J. Woodrow Lewis, Hartsville. Bottom row: James H. Galloway, I Leonard V. Williamson, Aiken. These boys have defeated Tenness* and the College of Charleston once eac POOCH PRESENTED INDUSTRIAL HOME "Oh, where, oh where can my little clog be 1" While Miss Leila Johnson, of the sociology department, and her class in Child Welfare were at the Girls' Industrial Home last week, they overheard the above ditty. Upon inquiry they found that the pet Police dog belonging to the home had died lately. The class went into a huddle and decided to chip in and replace the lost canine with a "sociology dog." Last Saturday about fifteen delegates from the class took a pure-bred Police pup to the home, and Miss Johnson presented it to the delighted girls. u. s. c. FEW AT INFIRMARY Every week, now brings fewer patients to the infirmary. Of those there this week, one, Henry Corbin, is still in bed. The other four who received treatment arc Sarah Mills, Mary Bradham, Joseph Burkhalter, and Ben' Whaley. Mary Bradham had pink eye and the others suffered from colds and minor ailments. u. s. c. "I'm a self-made man," said the pugnacious clubman, glaring around the room in the midst of an argument. "Sir," said one pf the older members, "we accept your apology." "Is that girl popular?" "Is that girl popular? Say, that girl is as hard to meet as the last payment on a fur coat." The element-torn flags that have graced the dome of the state capital building for the past several years have been replaced with new flags. About time?the old ones looked like they had been there since the Civil Wat 1 Kappa Sigma Are you going to my sister's birthday party tonight? Kappa Alpha: Which one? Kappa Sigma: Twentieth. Kappa Alpha: I* went to it four years ago. Bill: There's been something trembling on my lips for months and months, dear, and? Aline: Yes, I know. Why don't you shave it off? We carry a full line of Drugs, Hollingsworth Candy, Cosmetics, U. S. C. Pennants and Megaphones. Use Our Telephone UNIVERSITY DRUG STORE "Where the 'Gang' Meets" 1204 Green Phones 4331-4332 DO YOUR CLOTE Let us help to keep you spotless small and the i The Canteen and the Ga THE CAROLINA D1 Phone 8156 . a *a jj u m v^- v.. tf ' V jjlfe 8P* " ' : , *' ,.. !te j..?,' i .% x i:MM |HHH ': :; mmr \ROLINA'S 1931 DEBATING SQU, Weldon, Columbia; Troy T. Stokes, Tin .ynchburg; J. W. Brown, Bishopville; ' se and Florida twice, as well as Pennsy h. They have lost to Emory, Brenau, N JOKES ] One advantage of being fat is that the waistline provides a mighty good shock-absorber in a revolving door. The real question nowadays is not when is beer coming back, but when are we gonna quit getting the kind of beer they've been giving us? Astronomer: The world, along with the whole solar system, is heading at tremendous speed toward a certain definite place in the universe. Depressed Business Man: Yeah?and yet some people don't believe in hell! Sigma: That girl is so dumb she thinks a football coach has four wheels. Chi: Well?how many has it? Kepviselo sulyos leleplezese a osszefuggeshen. That's just Liliputian for what we think of Herbert Smith. Stephan: You always were lucky. Stephan: How's your new girl? Killy: Not so good. "What was that joke Charlie Mercer told in class about?'' "I don't know, he didn't say." Lib Creighton: What would you do if some one were dying for a kiss? Kat Craven: I'd render first aid. "That's a new one on me," said John Bolt Culbertson as he scratched his head. Some of the articles in the "Yellow Sheet" must have had a germ of the truth in them for countless persons have stormed The Gamecock office seeking redress! Well, you know the old saying? It's the truth that always hurts 1 A man went to his doctor and requested treatment for his ankle. After a careful examination, the doctor inquired: "How long have you been going about like this?" "Two weeks." "Why, man, your ankle is broken! How you managed to get around is a marvel. Why didn't you come to me at first?" "Well, doctor, every time I say something is wrong with me, my wife declares I'll have to stop smoking." Business Training is Essential to Everyone, Particularly College Men and Women. Day, Night, and Special Classes. Draugrhon's Business College 1218 Sumter Street [ES GET DIRTY? and well groomed. The cost is reward great mecock are our agents IY CLEANING CO. 1608 Barnwell St. i i' '?< '' * ;.>wV4 V . iiac- \ &tv > V:> m A vu V/ iv Mk-. :1SB IWnlfflnBr' '"' "drf-i iintTi "^^nrf i m\ Hft ' " ^Ih^HBSR 1S1MI?1? -mSUm AD imonsville; C. Lawson Scott, Johnston, r. Carlyle Hankins, Lake View, and lvania State, Webber College of Utah, \. ?. State, Georgia Tech, and Asbury. Alumnus Accepts Position At Duke Alex Waitc, an alumnus of the University, lias recently accepted a position as assistant in the physical education department of Duke University. Mr. Waite will assume his duties next September, according to an announcement made recently by Wallace Wade, director of athletics at Duke. Since leaving the University, Mr. Waite has had a considerable amount of experience in athletic coaching. He has coached football and track at the University of Texas and for the past six years has been coach at Ashville High School. Dear Mr., J Try a That little stinc the throat when cigarette is cause* dry tobacco. You when you smoke Camels. The Hti keeps Camels fro or goiug stale. Tli are always so co so tliroat-easy. E choicest T urkish s ? 1*S1, R.I. Tofcacc* Company Y. M. C. A. HOLDS SPRING RETREAT TRIP TO CHARLESTON Boys Enjoy Week-End at the Citadel?R. G. Bell Supervisor The annual spring retreat of the Y. < M. C. A. was held last Friday, Saturday, and Sunday at the Citadel. More than thirty local boys made the trip, leaving the campus at noon I" ricjay, and returning on Sunday afternoon. The conferences were held under the supervision of R. G. Bell, executive secccrtary of the local organization, J. Sam Taylor, student-president, and Claude Nelson, traveling secretary of the Southern Y. M. C. A. Saturday night a meeting was held in which outstanding problems on the campus were discussed, including drinking, lack of church attendance, and others. On Sunday morning, a rather brief session took place in which all plans for the coming year were reviewed and any forgotten matters brought up. While in Cha'rleston, every courtesy of the Citadel and the corps of cadets were open to the Carolina students. A dress parade, the regular Friday afternoon feature of the military college, was viewed by the local boys. Those going on this retreat were J. R. Bell, H. E. Cone, B. M. Havird, W. P. Youngblood, J. A. Bigham, R. M. Newton, E. E. Lenhardt, J. A. Fincher, Billy Banks, A. S. Hodge, F. H. Graham, H. Allen, C. W. Cox, Tracy SnelUng, J. C. Snyder, Sam Taylor, Jack Hall, J. J. Mack> J. J. Brown, Alton Brown, Kertneth Prince, Fred Graham, J. W. Green, Lester Hamilton, Wallace Thomas, Jack DuPre, W. E. Baldwin, J. R. Turkett, R. I. Philips, and L. D. Causey. ??u. s. c. HISTORY .CLUB PROGRAM "India," by Dr. C. M. Ferrell, and "Early Southern Thinkers On the Slavery Question," by Alex Martin, will be the subjects of the two papers to be read tonight in the University History club, which meets in 7 Davis at seven-thirty. Advanced history students are cordially invited to attend. Miss or fresh Cigi ; way clown in Domestic tob you inhale a lip-top prime il by parched air-tight wrap never feel it proof Cellop fresh, prime mighty ,lar),, midor Pack i _ . , nave tried tli in drying out , believe it, swi lat's why they , , . one whole da ol and mild, .. lcnded from * y?U ^ indmellowest r. j. reynoi Winttoi M 1 Page Three There will be a joint meeting of the Clariosophic and Euphradian literary societies in the Euphradian hall at the conclusion of the regular society meetings Tuesday, May 12. The purpose of this meeting is to consider an amendment to the constitution of "The Gamecock." Lighting Goes Wrong In Extension Building DEAN OFFERS AID Judge Convicts Garnet and Black Socket and Departs With Malefactor "Let there he light," said Mr. Dean as he entered the Gamecock ofhee Thursday night hearing several long white candles which he had saved from his late Shakespearian production. And the flickering flames cast their light on a very confused situation. While the staff was working desperately trying to get the paper to press, the entire lower floor of the Extension building was suddenly plunged into darkness. Several people struck matches and strolled around declaring that they were in search of an honest man. Others shouted loudly for Judge, but the darkness lingered on. Three times the lights came on, only to die away again, leaving the night more dark each time. Finally Judge arrived declaring that the staff members didn't know whether the lights were off or on. "This fellow came and told me the lights were off and when I came in they were shining like moonlight." Many theories were advanced as to the cause of the darkness. Judge accused and convicted the double socket in the Garnet and Black office, and departed with the malefactor imprisoned in his pocket. u. s. c. Friend: "Congratulations! I hear you've already got a case to defend. Budding Young Lawyer: "Yes, it's my tailor who has summoned me." ' 1 Mrs. arette ! accos and kept in ! condition by an >ping of moistureliane, Camels are to leave once you em. If you don't itch to Camels for y, then quit tliem, jDS TOBACCO CO. t-Salem, IS, C. ELS S J ) w Factory-fresh CAMELS re air-sealed in the new Sanitary Package which keeps the dust ?nd germs out and keeps the flavor in*