The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 01, 1931, Page Page Eight, Image 8
COEDS ATTACK
I MAGGIE WHITE
5 AND HER MUTT
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Miss Maggie White, maiden
lady, and her pediculous brown
dog, Trixie, have been, by the
unanimous co-operation of the
Carolina coeds, bodily and emphatically
ejected, evicted, expelled,
dislodged, defenestrated,
and ousted from their joint position
as dietitian of the Woman's
Cafeteria. (This article not
written by Have A. Lie Babcock.)
In defense of their drastic procedure,
the girls relate the following incidents:
Yesterday, Trixie, the dog, escaped
from the vigilant eye of Miss White,
and began to parade up and down the
counter over which the food is served.
When the creature poked her nose into
what is supposed to be chicken pie,
but which is really composed of dough,
bones, rat tails, and worms, Maggie
emitted a little shriek, caught up her
darling in her arms and sc.id chidingly,
"Trixie, don't you know better than to
taste anything first? How many times
have I told you not to touch the food
until some of the girls have tried it?" j
I Girls Rise Up
Momentarily a profound hush descended
upon the lunchroom. Then the
diners rose as if with one accord; a
roar of rage resounded through the
building. Maggie, seeing the resentful
eyes fastened upon her, realized her
"faux pas" and began to sidle furtively
to the kitchen door. But before she
could effect her escape Verna Ayer
laid violent, though justly retributive
hands upon her.
"Revenge 1 Revenge 1" echoed this
doughty leader of the fight for emacipation.
"Let's make her eat her own foodl"
shouted Marie Odom.
"Stuff that pie down her throat 1"
yelled Edith Carlyle.
"Scratch her eyes outl Pull her hair
outl" shrieked Charlotte Bobbitt.
"Drown that dratted Trixie in the
wormy soupl" screamed Katie Bogen.
Clutching fingers buried themselves
in the abundant mop of hair upon the
victim's head. The whole coiffure was
lifted and removed without difficulty
and tossed into the gravy.
"Give me a spoon 1 She's got to eat
this grass 1" bellowed Mildred Pate.
The soggy, greasy greens that had
been served for the seventh time that
week were propelled down her throat.
The whole pan of chicken pie seemed
to rise up and diffuse itself with a
plop all over her head, face, and body,
Trixie and Maggie Evicted
"Now for Trixie 1 Into the soup with
that pain-in-the-neck!" shrieked the
Bradham twins.
Trixie, yelping, howling, and
whimpering with abject terror was
thrust headfirst into the dish water
that had been served every day since
last September 15.
To cap the climax, the infuriated
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'Twelfth Night" Proves
Disastrous Failure
Turns Out as Greatest Flop Ever
Witnessed in State of
South Carolina
Rehearsals for "Twelfth Night"
were completed last Tuesday night
(second night) and the delightful
belly-acher was presented before six
people at the chapel last Monday. The
Yellow Sheet has been informed that
no one turned up for the other performances.
Out of the six people witnessing
the production Monday night,
four asked for their money back. Mr.
and Mrs. William Dean completed the
audience.
The setting must have been created
at the State Hospital. Any one that
thinks Shakespeare wrote for a setting
such as designed for this play docs a
grave injustice to the noble bard. The
gunnysack portieres at the front of the
stage were the only decent looking
thing present. The costumes for the
players and actors had been purchased
in a fire sale down on Assembly street.
They looked it, too.
The scveneteen settings of the play
: were aided in the grand flop by one
! of the largest, sorriest, dumbest casts
ever assembled by any excuse of a
producer in this section. When such
well-known pains as Margaret Mann,
Wilmot Jacobs, Nancy Phillips, Sanders
Guignard, Ruth Hunt, and Professor
Joe Stokes, are put in a play,
no doubt remains in the mind of the
darndest moron in this state that the
production will be a flop.
coeds pitched Maggie and her dog
through the window pane into the
garbage pail. The next morning the
trash man gathered them up with the
other refuse, and deposited them at the
dog hospital.
Sympathetic friends can now find
them at that institution suffering from
acute indigestion.
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by his divorce from Madam Doormat,
icial bell ringer of the University. (5) 1
earn.
POPULAR STUDENT
PLACED IN JAIL
FACES SERIOUS CHARGE
Accused of Duelling and Making :
Violent Love to Married
Woman
Carolina mourns the loss of its most
popular man. Last night John C. Bulvcrtson,
prominent blue nosed freshman,
was jailed after engaging in a
duel at sunrise behind the gymnasium
with Maxie J. Verilise. Bulvertson,
candidate for May Queen, is therefore
ineligible because the state law requires
the officeholder to swear that
he has not engaged in a duel since
1889.
When questioned concerning the
duel, both men refused to answer, but
it has been ascertained that Bulvertson
has been flirting with the wife
of Verilise and had been caught with
Mrs. Verilise seated in a very embarrassing
position on his lap.
The case will be tried next month
and will no doubt reveal much scandal
in Mr. Bulvertson's life. It is thought
that he will write a sex book entitled,
"My Three Days in the Infirmary,"
or "Roseola".
Two other interesting aspects that
have appeared in the case to date are
that Mrs. Verilise yesterday gave birth
to triplets, thereby complicating the
case considerably. There should be a
law against such things. And now it
is revealed that Mr. Bulvertson is a
Mormon and has six wives in Kalamazoo,
each having two kids.
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Aubrey: Why do you keep going
with Mary Evelyn?
Monty: Because I like to.
Aubrey: Like to what?
Johnny Scott: Let's sit this one out,
no one will be the wiser.
Nancy: Oh, yes, you will.
Mr. Horton: You say you can't live
without mj^ daughter?
Roy: Well, not as a gentleman
i should, sir.
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