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f TryoutT^diT^he^^ I;' coed debating team will be held 1 1 Wednesday, April 8, at 8:00 jr, P. M. in the Euphradian ?"? All names of those wishing to tryout must be handed in to Sarah Davis by the morning of April 8. The query is, Resolvjed: "That England should grant dominion to India in the immediate future." . L_? TENEMENT BASKETBALL APPROACHES FINALS I ^ (Continued from page six) < . Ten. IS 3 1 Shandon 2 1 Ten. 18 2 1 ^ Kappa Alpha 2 1 Pi, K. Phi 2 1 |H Phi, B. D 3 2 Ten. 17 ; 1 \ Phi. K. S 2 2 Crill Club 1 2 Ten. 3 1 2 S. P. E 1 3 Kappa Sig f 3 , Ten. 20 0 1 P. E. P 0 1 Chemistry Department 0 2 [ A' Sigma Nu 0 3 Pi K. A ; 0' 3 D. S. Pi 0 3 Ten. 2 0 5 Southern Teachers' Agency Covers the South Five Offices. One Registration Continuous Membership Places Many Carolina Men and Women i Columbia, S. C., Memphis, Tenn. Richmond, Va., Louisville, Ky. Chattanooga, Tenn I i , Clan! BREAD ROl - n is in Unusual opportunities for men ance field. Old line insurance with low co SOUTHEASTERN Organiz C. O. Milford, President ' Soi; Capital, Surplus and Reserves fo four million dollars. ' UNIVERSITY CO-O ' The Ci University ] Gamecock P Operated for the Students and C Profits go into Stud' [If we haven't what you wa "The Center ol special" teac HAWKINS' is Offerin Spring Stock at a Disco During Teacher's Week Dresses Undertli ' REST 4 - ' ' Use Our Arrange to Meet"! haw "Where the Newest Crct 1714 MAIN ? ? ik . \. ' ?? ' 1 *? ???? Police Station i Phone C When a girl criminal is arrested, that is not news any more, but when a young lady phones the police station and asks if she is wanted, any editor would say that a real bit of news had come his way. One student of the School of Journalism brojui into the headlines recently by scndit^j comic valentines to members of the faculty, now another does likewise by causing girls, entirely innocent of any crime, to get in touch with the police. The girl concerned, Fannie Cooper, a freshman living in the Rembert House, found the notice posted for her Saturday afternoon, "Fannie Cooper, call 5115." Fannie is not in the habit of phoning strange numbers, but probably because of a woman's natural curiosity, did so in this case. This is Father: I thought nothing of studying five hours a night when I was at college. Son: Well, I don't think so much of it myself. Dean McKissick: Now if a man bites a hot dog, that's not news, but if a hot dog bites a man, that's news. "I just bought a nickel eraser." "I should think a rubber, one would be much better." Garage man: Check your oil? Student: No, thanks. I'll take it with me. Sales \ 7^ Service V" v Lancaster Auto Co. Authorized Ford Dealers tferis LLS CAKES /' who wish to enter the life insurst guaranteed?not estimated. LIFE INSURANCE :ed 1905 itheastern Bldg., Greenville, S. C. r protection of policyholders over PERATIVE STORE inteen Book Store ressing Club )wned by the Student Body. All ent Activities Fund nt, tell us, and we'll get it f the Campus" DISCOUNT HERS g its Entire Brand-Ncw ?unt to Teachers ONLY lings x Hats Hosiery ROOM relephone four Friends Here KINS' it ions Are Found First" _ fSTREET, i . ' * ' ' " ' ' - \ r * , / ^ ? r ' * ** ? un j Receives v 'Ctll From Coed something like the conversation that took place: 'Did anyone there phone Fannie Cooper?" ' "Who did you say." "Fannie Cooper, C-O-O-P-E-R." "Waif a minute and I will look in my records to see." "Say, whose house is this?" "Quite a few people live here. This is the police station." F.innje hung up. It did not take a clever detective to trace the call and find that the number had been left by Lewis H. Wallace, since a number were present at the time the call was made. The next evening, Fannie sent the practical joker some pie, which she believed' to be poisonous. Unfortunately, it did not reach him. * . CAMPUS RESIDENT VAR1EDTRAVELER Panama, West Point, Annapolis, South Carolina Visited by W. M. Staples William Martin Staples is one of the best travelled residents of the campus. He was born in a Chinese shop in Panama City. Before he was a week old lie was taken swimming at Bella Vista Bfcacli, in Panama, dressed in a real bathing suit. Since this first swim he has bathed in the C-hagres river, the Hudson river and the Potomac river. Billy (as he is affectionately called), has also swum in the same pool with the famous Red, White and Blue Troop, trained child swimmers of the Canal Zone. While Billy was learning to swim his education was being wcllrounded in other directions. At a tender age he visited a government experimental farm on the isthmus and learned all about grapefruit, oranges, and lemons. After sojourning at both West Point and Annapolis, he finds that he likes the University of South Carolina best! At ten years of age, William Martin still wears his firSt pair of shoes. The shoes are ten years old, too. Billy is a natural sized celluloid doll owned by Helen Staples. He is dressed in baby clothes and looks almost real. The "almost" being occasioned by a slight greenish tinge to his hair, the work of an amateur artist. Helen speaks of Bill as "a well beloved child"?a fact, for whenever Helen goes, Bill goes, too. NETMEN DEFEAT CHARLESTON 4r3 (Continued from page six) after a year's absence from the team, played well to down his man decisively, as did also Captain Collins. * Considering that this is the first match and very early in the season, Carolina's prospects are bright indeed, and with only mediocre teams to bar its way, the road seems fairly clear to no defeats and the state championship. The summary follows: Carolina 4, Charleston 3; Killingsworth lost to Beckman, 6-0, 6-1; Holman lost to Silcoxf 6-3, 6-2; Crum defeated Baker, 4-6, 6-4, 6-3; Foster defeated Vunk, 6-0, 6-4; Collins defeated Tiller, 6-3, 6-2, Holman and Crum lost to Baker and Silcox, 6-1, 6-4; Collins and Foster defeated Beckman and Vunk, 6-3, 6-2. FRATERNITIES AND SORORITIES LEAD (Continued from page one) 17. Sigma Phi Epsilon (F) 3.10 18. Phi Kappa Sigma (F) 3.11 19. Phi Pi Phi (F) 3.11 20. Alpha Tau Omega (F) 3.12 21. Pi Delta Phi (L) (S) 3.16 22. Sigma Chi (F) 3.24 23. Kappa Sigma (F) 3.33 (F) means' fraternity; (S) means sorority; (L,) means local. Alpha Delta Pi and Chi Omega tied for sixth place. Phi Sigma Kappa, Pi Kappa Alpha, and Sigma Phi Epsilon tied for 15th place. Phi Kappa Sigma and Phi Pi Phi tied for 18th place. The Chevrolet Six "The Great American Value" CENTRAL CHEVROLET COMPANY Columbia, S. C. i ? t ** Flowers That f U7XBUMEBMO Telephone ?J? - ' Main j > s ? i . ' . . >. I " -j??? Service Club Gives Several Programs First of Series at Richland County Alms Iiouse; Also in Sumter Last Thursday afternoon a group of six members of the Carolina Christian Service club presented a delightful program at the Richland county alms house. Special music and a talk by the president, J. J. Brown, were the main feature of the program, according to a report made by W. E. Baldwin. Saturday evening twenty members of the club motored to the Girl's Industrial School in the Glee Club bus. After a devotional conducted by Miss Gladys Hamilton, vice-president of the club, special piano selections were rendered by Helen Bell and J. M. Taylor. Several readings were presented and W. J. Vallentine sang and played his guitar, and the program closed with cliorous singing by the inmates of the home. Sunday morning J. A. Finchcr, C. W. Cox, Alton Brown, and J. E. Baldwin presented a program at the city jail. A service was also conducted by J. J. Brown, Jr., at the Men's Cafeteria for the colored servants. Immediately after this service Gladys Hamilton, Lorraine Gale, William I. Latham, Lawson Scott, and J. J. Brown, motored, to Sumter County where they had charge of a church service in a small country church which has no regular pastor on two Sundays each month. The Confederate Soldiers' home was visited Tuesday. u. s. c. . Miss Johnson Speaks Unemployment" was the subject of the speech made by Miss Lelia Johnson at the Y. W. C. A. meeting which was held Thursday, March 9 at seven o'clock at Sloan College. Several visitors attended the meeting. Webber The Best inTaslored Clothes 1227 Hampton St. Startlinj Univer i ^ / ^ .a __ _ ___ ^iJijtiKii v' IVVM * V ' Women Voters Will Meet At University Conference on Local Government to Co-operate with Women ? Voters League The annual conference of the South Carolina League of Women Voters will be held in Columbia on March 26th and 27th in the Chapel of the University of South Carolina. In connection with the State conference of the League, a conference on local government will be held with the University of South Carolina Co-operating, prominent speakers have been secured and a thorough and interesting study of local government will be had. The main purpose of the conference is to give to the public, men as well as women, a better understanding of government, thereby promoting efficiency in the administration of public affairs. The citizens of Columbia, especially the students of the University, are invited to attend all sessions of the conference. Mrs. Christopher FitzSimons is Chairman of Efficiency in Government for the State League, and serving wit'i her for the Conference on local government will be Dr. G. Croft Williams, Miss Leila Johnson, Miss Caroline Swaffield, Mrs. Robert King, president of the Columbia League, and Mrs. Andrew Bethea. WE WELCOME CA1 CAPITAL 1213 Gervais DO YOUR CLOTI Let us help to keep you spotles! small and tKe The Canteen and the G THE CAROLINA D! Phone 8156 \ * ?? I Style C In sity Sprin Basket ^ In Light Shad and ( I Wanted, Nortl and West. T1 demand. *25, '3 Stylish N *5-' I J Marshal a i Pag? Seven TEACHERS HAVE ANNUAL MEET (Continued from page one) and well-equipped classroom building and laboratory school for the University. After the dinner a general meeting will be held at the auditorium where Dr. Willis A. Sutton, president of the National Educational Association, and Dr. H. C. Morrison, professor of education at the University of Chicago, will deliver addresses. At the meeting Friday noon, Miss Mary Theresa Wiedefeld, supervisor of elementary schools in Maryland, and Dr. Grafflin will be the chief speakers. Miss Iyeona C. Buchwald, supervisor of guidance and placement of the Maryland department of education, and Dr. R. J. Condon, formerly superintendent of the Cincinnati schools tvill be the principal speakers at the .neeting Friday night. The convent .on will adjourn at noon >| Saturday, after a third address by Doctor Grafflin and the rest of the morning given over to business. , u. s. c. "Hey, ma," said Willie, pointing to the orchestra leader at the famous soprano's recital, "What's that man hitting that woman for?" "Sh-sh, he's not hitting her, be still." 'Well, then, what's she hollering for?" * V $} - ^ "I SOLINA STUDENTS . I DRUG CO. - ^ 'Phone 22968 J ? hM IES GET DIRTY? 3 and well groomed. The cost is ( reward great . . *; amecock are our agents RY CLEANING CO. 1608 Barnwell St. 'nanges ig Suits weaves i les of Tan Ziray i, East, South Key are infbig ' 0, *35 I . il ew Hats oo , : .||| l-Tatum