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Much Fun Ai Wt ' 'WW Hypnoti. Representatives To I Attend Meetings Faculty Members and Officials to Represent Carolina at RockHill Several faculty members and officials y- will represent the University at the joint ! meetings of the South Carolina Association of Colleges and the Association of College Registrars at Rock Hill, March 21. The meetings are being sponsored by Winthrop College. Those attending will be Dr. D. M. Douglas, Dean Baker, Mr. Chase, and Prof. F. C. McCall of the Personnel Bureau. Others from the University will also probably make the trip. Mr. McCall will present before the asgsembly a paper on the use of psychologi' gcal and achievement tests for college ~ entrance examinations. All of this type <3 of work at the University is in the hands o of Mr. McCall at present, and is being 60 carried on with a great amount of sucF&g cess. Jj General C. P. Summerall, ne\vly 3 elected president of the Citadel, has been O invited to attend the meetings. ? "The Baby Cyclone" Given at Winthrop The Palmetto 'Players presented their comedy hit "The Baby Cyclone?'' at Winthrop College last Friday night before an enthusiastic audience. Rhoda McDuffie played the part of M rs. Webster and Mrs. William Dean played the role of Mrs. Hurley. Negotiations are under way for apapcarances in other towns and engagements in Greenville and Clemson College arc about to be closed. u. s. c. "Mummy, didn't you say that Baby had yqur eyes and Daddy's nose." "Yes, darling." "Well, you'd better keep your eyes on him. He's got Grandpa's teeth now." And times are said to be so hard for theartrical folks here-abouts that midgets are trying to get into orphan asylums. I . Let Us Handle Your Laundry YOU SAVE THE CANTEEN PROFITS Pick Up 12:00 o'clock Each Day Return 4:00 o'clock Following Day SPECIAL PRICES FOR SPECIAL SERVICE SEE W. W. LEWIS, Campus Agent Columbia Laundry TELEPHONE 4954 If you go pl hi Emaggmm Th j of f off *at< Brc ran lovi ^9 bHH Record No. 2381-1 Would You Like To Take a Walk (Sump'n Good'll Come from That) (from "Sweet and Low") He's Not Worth Your Tears Other New J ReoOrd No. 2390-1 Heartaches ) _ _ _ * m, ? ? Fox Trot* . Guy It Must Be True f Record No. 2389-1 Sugar Blubs Readin\ Rrrra', Rhythm (from Paramount Picture "Heads Up" Columbia ^ fforded By zed Students Soaring high up in the air in ballopns, experiencing terrible automo&e accidents, drinking "good old Berkeley Corn" from glasses which were absolutely empty, eating imaginary bananas and smoking imaginary cigarettes were all the experiences given "Luke" Williamson and John Moroso by Professor Kershaw Walsh in a special laboratory period in Elementary Psychology given over to a discussion of hypnosis and its effects. Both boys had been subjected to the necessary mysterious gyrations, gestulations and suggestions before the class began. The large lecture room in LeConte College was crowded by students thirsting for knowledge as to how to control the affections o the best girl friend and to keep the worst enemies in their place. In spite of the admonition of Professor Walsh to have as little noise as possible, the class went into roars of laughter when "Luke" pealed and ate a banana which was not even there. And they applauded him highly when, under the impression that they were the General Assembly of South Carolina, he placed for higher appropriations for the University. The natures of the two boys seemed to be quite different even while hypnotised. When told that a beautiful girl had her arms around his neck, "Luke" fought to free himself. But John, on the other hand, when given the same suggestion, greeted the illusionary girl with a convincing "Hello Baby" and without hesitation he began to make the ties between himself and the young lady more binding. Severe injuries were received by "Luke" when the arm chair in which he was sitting with Professor Walsh at the wheel was driven wrecklessly along a slippery pavement at seventy miles an hour. Of course he thought that it was an automobile. When a sudden "bam" was sounded in his ear, he immediately suffered a bad cut on the arm and a fractured leg. But a miraculous cure took place on the mere suggestion that everything was O. K. u. s. c. "Tell me, what does the Christmas tree stand for?" "Well, it would look sort of silly lying down." "Hey, Rastus, lemme present my yvife to you." "Naw, suh, boy. I's got one of my own." Phi Sigma Kappa: Shay, notish how thish floor's wavin' aroun'?" Phi Kappa Sigma: Yeh, mush be made outa flagshtonesh. "How long can a man remain unconscious and still live?" "How old are you?" "No, operator, I'm not calling long distance. It must have been the people who lived here before us." COLLEGE BARBER SHOP Rear College Shop Haircuts 35<# Shave 20tf Three First-Class Barbers ACES ANA BAR THINGS... en you'll recognize the high merit Ben Selvin's dance music, right the baton. As exemplified in this est Columbia release, for instance. )n one side of this great disc he i stamped the hit song of a hit >adway revue, and has done so h a sprightly grace that's a real at to the band-wise. And the rese face holds a new ballad argement you'll fall for hard?and e it! Listen in at your Columbia ler's D?10 inch?75c ( Fox Trot* | Ben Selvin And His Orchestra Jance Hits J?10 inch??75o - Lombardo and His Royal Canadians >?10 inch?75c (Fox Trots.. Clyde McCoy and His Orchestra ? * Records ___________ i na u a j HISTORICAL CLUB TO CONVENE SOON Meriwether is Chairman ??? > Professor Ferrell to Deliver Talk on "Parliamentary Corruption" at Meeting The first meeting of the new South Carolina Historical Association, for which Prof. R. L,. Meriwether is chairman of the program committee, will be held at the University 09 Saturday, March 14. Beginning with a main session in the Clanosophic hall, three speeches will be delivered, one of which will be on "Parhmentary Corruption from 1702 to 1727," by Prof. C. M. Ferrell of the University history department. The afternoon will be taken up with a business session, after which members of the association will have an intermission in which to visit places of interest on the campus and in Columbia. The dinner session will be held at the Jefferson Hotel. This association includes in its membership practically all the professors of history in the colleges of the State, besides a number of high school teachers and others interested in the subject. The objects of this association is to promote historical study in the State of South Carolina; to bring about a closer relationship among persons living in the State who are interested in history; and to encourage the preservation of historical records. * u. s. c. Debate Features Weekly Meeting* of Literary Society A debate, the subject of which, was, Resolved: "That there should be a thirteen month year," was the main feature of the program of the Euphrosynean Literary society Wednesday afternoon. Frances Cardwpll and Sue Forbes upheld the affirmative, while the negative was supported by Abbie Ligon and Agnes Womack. The society voted in favor of the negative side. Carolyn Cowan, Elizabeth Ewart, and Charlotte Bobbit were voted into the society. v. s. c. The Bradham twins, Mary and Louise, spent Sunday in Manning. / Sarah Willis visited her parents in Batesburg, over the weekend. youf youi * x" '' 1 (B)1931,Lioo?tt a Mms Tobacco \ Ml KCUC K MORSELS I By MORSE The legislature works according to Biblical principles: "From him that hath not shall be taken even that which he hath." A contemporary says they're waving the Hoover flag down in Georgia?,"an empty pocket." Truth, as the poet says, is stranger than fiction. Doctor Penney gave one of his classes a vivid account of how he drowned a shark. I ______ The most self-abnegating group on the campus is the K. S. K. In their zeal .for service the members contemplate taking upon themselves the role of barbers to the lowly freshmen. Well, well, and well. So the college spirit of Carolina will die if the freshmen don t wear caps ? But why advertise the fact? Yes, any careful observer can see that the average freshman is arrogant and overweening, thinks himself the center of the Universe, etc., etc., etc. Don't believe all this propaganda about the poor things being scared stiff and only asking to be left alone. Fellows, it is imperative that we take drastic steps to keep them from bullying the upperclassmen. Simile: as bored as a K. S. K. Deer fokes, Im acummin home. Theys learnin me things up here what I aint never heard of before, an I dont think I orter know em. Ennyhow they says I haf to lern one of them furrin langwidges, an I dont wanter talk like no dern furriner. Thats whats rong with this country now, they aint nobbody satis fyed with what theys got. Ef everybody was like we-uns hit ud be a heap better world. Your lovin son, Hezekiah. I ^ 1 Candy Bars and Chewing Gum v 3 for 10c Cigarettes, pkg., 12c, Carton, $1.19 Lucky Strikes, Camels, Old Golds, Chesterfield (S. C. Tax Extra) I EYES M \ Bl I TASTE / MILDER...and / BETTER TAS 9^* i i * CAROLINA GLEE CLUB RETURNS FROM CONWAY The University Glee Club returned from Conway today after giving a concert there Thursday evening. The club sang before a large and appreciative audience apd were wcl! entertained by the citizens of Conway in whose homes they spent Thursday night. The singers left Columbia at eleven o'clock Thursday morning in their bus and arrived in Conway in time for the evening performance. This is the first overnight trip to be made by the club this semester and is the first of a series of trips to be made in the near future. The organization will appear in three South Carolina towns next week. Monday a concert will be given in St. George, where the club has appeared before with | success. Thursday evening an appear-1 ance will be made at Florence and Saturday the club will go to Spartanburg to sing at Converse College. Last Tuesday evening the singers presented their first local program, the concert being given at Logan school. Maurice Matterson, director of the club, J. W. Gaddy, president, and Roy Chamberlain, business manager, arranged the numerous bookings or the club and any organizations desiring to have the club appear should get in touch with any one of them. Several of the club's Phonograph records are still available and may be purchased at the office of the director in Flinn Hall. COLUMBIA OFFICE SUPPLY CO. "EVERY OFFICE NEED" Office Furniture, Filing Cabinet*, Safes Printing and Rubber Stampa 1112 Lady Street 'Phone 61fl3 THE COLL A Shop for Ca College Nov StationeryToilet * 1008 Sumter ( Which is widei opening? M< fooled you the IAY FOOL JT Page Three : Industrial Leader To Speak Sunday . Paul Porter to Address Sunday Night Meeting on Social Problems Carolina students will hear Paul Porter, field secretary for the League for Industrial Democracy, on Sunday night in the chapel. He will speak 011 the various problems, social, economic and racial, that arc facing the world today. He is an authority on economic conditions in the world today and has traveled extensively in the Far East and was in the thick of the textile strikes in North Carolina in 1929. Mr. Porter is a graduate of the University of Kansas. The speaker in chapel of last Sunday night was Prof. Emmett Kilpatrick who gave the second of a series on Soviet Russia. This speech was on the religious situation in Russia. Prof. Kilpatrick defined the religious attitude of Russia as an experiment which would pass without having any harmful effect on the Christian religion. He will give the next of his scries of lectures in the near future. u. s. c. S. A. E.: I got hold of a rotten date last night. A. T. O.: Really? S. A. E.: Yes, but I spit it right out. GOOD PRINTING When You Want It, As You Want It. 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