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r 11* r a?V?j IYa Cola- Wet. Not content with having defeated Billy l Laval's fighting footballers, the cold-wa- J ter Baptists of Furman added insult to injury last Saturday after the game. One bus full of Lavaliers was already speeding on its homeward way. While the other bus was.* being prepared for ? the departure, Manager Bland Hammond and about ten football players stood near ^ it holding a post-mortem of the game. A spirit of chagrin and sadness permeated the remark* of the company. Suddenly one of the players uttered an ejaculation, of surprise. The entire a company looked in the direction In which n his quivering digit pointed. "They saw 0 a figure' sneak furtively out of the bus a and disappear around^ the corner. ? All hastened to the bi^s to see what P ' had been purloined. They discovered a lone shoe-box in the vehicle. When the tl cover was removed an appalling sight n met their gaze. There in the box lay the I< remains of a well picked rooster tied I with Caroling colors. \ * t u. 8. C. s EXCHANGES : Meredith College i9 planning a band made up entirely of girls. Even plan a j1 uniform and snappiest kind of music to encouraga their teams on to victory. ? Carolina hr.s something almost as v good as a g:tl band, something that * makes a noise at football games?a r co-ed cheering section. ' *1 o An assistant football coach at Chicago startled even that big city last V month when he lost?-and then dra- ii matically found?his automobile. Some-- p body stole it. A few minutes later, rid- tl 'I ing on a street car, he looked out and / saw the car. He jumped out, requisi- " tioned another vehicle, overtook the f; driver and then brought him to earth with a hard tackle when he tried to run ^ away. And they say going to college ? means nothing to a person. ' ^ A recent census of college girls disclosed the fact that eight per cent of girls denied ever having been kissed. That's quite a commendable record? ( .?> ninety-two per cent telling the truth. ^ ?Queens Blues. *3 Despite the fact he cuts four days a week, a student at Boston University ti ^ manages to pass all his courses and t: ^ support his family. He cuts, but not S jq classes; his cutting is limited to that P which he does in his tiny barber shop a in the basement of the Theology build- P ft . _4 Boston University has students from tl Japan, Bulgaria, China, Siam, Cuba, p Hawaii, Australia, Austria, Chile, p France, Germany, Jerusalem, Russia, ( and India. 1 University of Chicago students are q going ]to be employed to test a lie de- u tecting machine. The "lie detector" will ? reveal cheating on examinations. Dr. j J. A. Larsen, research psychiatrist, announced recently that he would conduct experiments on students who *1 cheated. The purpose is to test the ac- J curacy of the machine and to demonstrate its value in a court of law. It is rather difficult to test out a machine of this kind. There is also the j chance that this machine might be used in other places than Tfourts; colleges 1 will be immune, probably. ?Exchange. At Wake Forest College the other day a big aeroplane ran out of gas , over the field where the football team ^ was practicing. The pilot called down 0 to ask if he could land there?imagine a his embarrassment if they had refused. ^ ?Queens Blues, v ^ f Classes are necessary evils for stu- jj dents when the team is going to play ^ out of town and all of the boys are leaving. ' . ?The Hornet. 1 si The sleep of a college student is a ^ kind of subconscious state of mind en- ^ joyed between saxophone and victrola. q y ?The Hornet. tj u. 8. c. / t( NEW YORK RABBI b SPEAKS IN OHAPEL s . ^ d (Continued from page one) ti guided the Jewish people through the ages in their quest for God. P He cautioned the collcge boys' and w girls against becoming perplexed in the tl study of science by the incompatibilities c< ' in the Old Testament, and advised them A rather to bother about the poisoning of v\ the anti-religionists. He counseled them h also to apply themselves to bringing back f to their home communities a broader e! sympathy rather than to the acquisition it of a smattering of cold-blooded knowl- h edge. ; * / lilted by ter Baptists HA1TES0NMAKES . TALK IN CHAPEL ' ~ iONOR OF ARMISTICE DAY of His Experiences During War And Sings War v Songs y ?? In commemoration of Armistic Day patriotic program was given in Freshlan chapel Monday. After the singing f the national anthem,^ followed by ppropriate scriptural reading, Mr. Matteson gave a sketch of his war exieriences. According to Professdr Matteson he outstanding thing about the administration of the war was the seection of men for the various duties, t appeared that a teacher was a eacher, and as such equipped to intruct .in any required branch. Thus, lthough > a muscial director, he was n gaged at various times to give ourses in materia medica, machinery n4 bugling. Of the latter effort Mr. Matteson renarked: "I suppose I wasn't so good at tj because shortly after my pupils got ver Pershing sent back word that he zould not need any more buglers." lowever, he explained that it was no eflection on himself but merely that (ie Germans had learned the meaning f the different musical signals. Mr. Matteson followed his talk with wo vocal selections made popular durng the great war. He was accomanied by Mrs. Matteson. The first of hese was a ballad .entitled "The Americans Come" and the encore was When the Boys Come Home," made amoua^ by Mme. Schumann-Hjink. SERVICE CLUB HAS MEETING Christian Service Club and Other "Y" Organizations Take Up Regular Program Tuesday afternoon the Carolina Chrisian Service Club presented a very atractive program at the Confederate >oldiers Home. After a brief devotional *riod conducted by J. J. Brown, Jr., musical program was presented. The rogram was closed with group singing f some of the favorite songs. During the past week slides illustrating lie famous book "In His Steps" were resented at six different places. Regular irograwis are to be presented at the .arlisle Courtenay Orphanage each ^hursday night from now on. The Freshman Council of the Y. W. I. A. is also taking over a regular Satrday night program at the Girls' Reormatory. Regular programs at the city ail are already being presented. V. 8. C. PHORNWELLIANS PLAY FOOTBALL BETWEEN DORMITORIES /aliant Pigskinners Fight For Touchdowns Five Hours At A Stretch Melton Field is not the only spot on lie campus where football flourishes. Inabitants of the "Independent Kingdom f Thornwcll' have recently inaugurated series of games to which all the neighors are invited. Knute Rockne would e as green as a freshman if he tried to athom some of the tricky plays pulled y the aspiring gridders. ' The intervening space between Thornrell and Desaussure constitute the grid*on and all the passing throngs contitute the players which\sometimes numer far more than ihe standard amount, 'he object of the game is to carry the all, by fair means or foul, from the ak tree at one end to the walkway at lie other. The lines of the opposing jams play well often outshining the ackfield men. Several of the linemen land up like the Rock of Gibralter uner the clipping and slugging that feaiires the game. After playing for five hours, the oposing sides call for a truce and the rater bucket. One can never tell when fie water will come in the form of a old sho\yer from the third floor. Con[ict is then resumed until darkness, rith its inky blackness, settles upon the mdscape and appetite is stronger than ootball. The losers trudge off into the ngulfing darkness; the victors endeavor i vain to dig i?p the oak tree and carry ome where it would suffer death at the take. . _ N i- /y * 0 ! ?" =S=gg. i i I I II 1^. LAVISH UGHIS I FOR COLOMBIA TREES FOR EACH CORNER ! J "Merry Christmas" Will Be ! Blazoned From Front Of .Capitol Building i To maintain their boast that their city ] is the best decorated place in America i during the Xmas season, the Columbians ( are making lavish preparations for this j year's display lighting effects. < More than 6,500 electric lights and 50 f or more electrically' lighted stars will , be strung down Main Street from Ger- ( vais to Calhoun. One line of white/ lights , will run on each side of Main Street and three lines of vari-colored lights will ^ be strung down the middle of the j thoroughfare. < The placing of the decorations began \ last week under the direction of W. H. ^ Harth, city electrician. Everything will be complete by November 29, it is understood, and the current will probably be turned on by December 1. It will re- . main on until Netv Year's Day. Fifty pine trees, all electrically lighted, ' will be placed on each street corner of ' Main from Gervais to Calhoun. A large tree, standing more ?than 75 feet in height will be erected in front of the < State House. This tree will be about six * or eight times as large as those on the 1 street corners and will hold hundreds of lights, presenting one of the prettiest ^ pictures of illumination in the entire city. 1 HISTORY CLUB 1 The University History Club will meet November 14, at 7:30 P. M., in room 7, Davis College. The program will consist of two talk*, "Mark Hanna," by D. M. Rivers, and "Texas Forty-five Years Ago," by G. H. Callcott. Those who are interested are cordially invited to be present. PROGRAM FOR ARMISTICE DAY CLARIOSOPHIC SOCIETY Notable Date Appropriately Observed At Regular Meeting Tuesday Night At the regular meeting of the Clariosophic Literary Society on Tuesday night, Armistic Day was most appropriately observed by a very interesting program. In keeping with the importance of this most notable date a goodly number of the Clariosophians were on hand to demonstrate the reverence in which they hold this occasion. First to speak was Roger Pinckney, who took as his subject, "University , Students Who Died in Flanders." He reviewed the heroic deeds of the Carolina students who died "over there," and told how trees had been planted on the campus in their memory, each tree having beneath it a small stone marker with a bronze tablet bearing I the name of a Carolina hero. Colonel Price gave a recitation of "In Flanders Field." He closed with a few remarks on Woodrow Wilson's speech on why our country should have to war with another country on enemy soil. Woodrow Lewisv aroused great interest with his well-delivered speech on the "War and the Hope of World Peace." At this meeting two new members were initiated into the society. The new members are: J. Frost Walker and Perry J. Crandall. Several new men were elected to membership. We Feature , WILSON BROTHERS Strand Broadcloth \ Shirts i in White and Colors $950 Others, $1.95 up KINARD'S 1523 Main RALPH NEWMAN Campus Representative ' ^ ' KM. FORBIDS CAPLESS FROSH Stoney Instructed To Order Additional Caps To Be Sold Through Canteen "Freshmen ipust wear their bonletsl" Such was a resolution passed by ECappa Sigma Kappa during the weekly neeting held Thursday evening in the Chapel building. In furtherance of this >olicy th<{ spirit fraternity instructed ^oach Stoney to stock the canteen with ifty additional caps. That means that 10 first-year man will give a lack of :aps at the canteen as his excuse for lot wearing a cap. Plans for cheering at the Sewanee ?ame Saturday were discussed. With he proper aid of the members of Kappa :>igma Kappa, the cheerleaders should find it an easy matter to get the best results from the Carolina stands. New members will be elected to the organization the latter part of this nonth. Qualifications are based on lonor and service to one's alma mater, md the general > spirit one exhibits ivery day. , u. s. c. "I notice, girlie, that you have plenty >f company every Sunday night. How ibout me coming around to see you some veek night ?" "Listen, big boy, and get me right. I'll have you know that I have no weak light." Mother: "You don't seem to like the lew governess." 3on: "No, mom, I hate her. I'd like :o grab her and bite her on the neck like laddy does." , We Sell WILSON BROTHERS Haberdashery Come in and see our latest shipment of shirts. It includes all of the latest shades. HOPE-DAVIS CO. JOE HIOTT Campus Representative *L A G N I A (Nctp OrUatu Pren Something extra gh and beyond the *. is expected or pa Lagniap The Strand broadclotl illustrated may be had in bl green, or white. Correct it in* and tailoring, a far fin< than you would expect at Other broadcloth ahirts are 1.95, ti, and $3.30. WILSf * > ? t . CHICAGO N SJUrtn, wclow, Iwlw $md ktmJktrcbkft, mmjfUrt, jaup* 1*+d* to ? Mtk tU JUrwHuk V Wibm BntUn 11 / JT?(?V A uicv in dormitories as 1 . . y . $ well as in the gym J ...beware of J "ATHLETE'S 1 FOOT" rriHE man who's making his and health ?on the edges of JL WM. A." as well as the man swimming pools and showers ? who's making the team ? the in gymnasiums?on locker- and fellow whose foot-work is from dressing-room floors. In spite class to class as well as the of modern sanitation (you have bright boy who can foot it in to boil socks 15 minutes to kill 10 seconds flat?any one or all it) this fungus parasite infects of them stand a good chance and re-infects bare feet almost of having that ringworm in- any time they come in contact fection commonly known as with damp floors. "Allele's Foot." In fact, 50% Absorbine Jr. kUU the of the men in universities as widely separated as those of germ of Pennsylvania and California **ATHLETE'S FOOT" have caught it, according to famous New York . 1 _ . rf a . i _ JL Colo 111 tt lalllUUo llvW X U11W authoritative reports. At least , . . i. if * ii j i. ? r lab have revealed that half of all adults suffer from ., . . , ? . ^ j# Absorbine jr? tpcnf trfltcs llcsli* it at some time, according to ... . ,r , . , . ti o t? i i- tt i.i c like tissues deeply and that the U. S. Public Health Service. . . r 3 . wherever it penetrates, it fv 11A The symptoms vary, but all the ringworm germ. are traceable to one germ, _ . , , , ... . . . , , . , It might not be a bad idea to tinea trichophyton by name. . , . . . a .V j examine your feet tonight. At Sometimes it starts with redness . _ J. . . ? , _ . . j , . the first sisrns of the symptoms between the toes and l-t-o-h-i-n-c. . TP, ., r,. . . i ! mentioned, douse on Absorbine Again, tiny blisters appear; or - . ,, . , . . . .. n ?/ ir i Jr. And keep a bottle handy in it may show itself in a thick, . . r ' . / , . j.. j your locker as a preventive. Use moist skin condition; or dryness . r , , . , , , it after every exposure of bare with little scales. , , ? . ? feet on damp floors. At all It lurks in the very places druggists?$1.25. W.F.Young, where we all go for cleanliness Inc., Springfield, Mass. Absorbine f J? FOR YEARS HAS RELIEVED SORE MUSCLES, MUSCULAR ACHES, BRUISES, 5!?? 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