Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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No , Scribe Record Flashes A 4 "My gosh! Don't you suppose the women will ever come?" "Oh, dry up! I told you not to come so early, and besides some of the dates will be coming before long." "There's Susie?Hey Susie?thank God! A woman at last." "Come on, Bud; let's go in. Put up your money, son, I got it right here. Huh! Well, we'll match for it. "Listen to that music, boy ain't it hot?" "Did you ever hear Pete go tweet tweet tweet?" "Can't they romp on that though?" "There's Mary?outa my way big boy, I gotta go speak confidential with Mary." "Why, hello, Tommy, so glad to see you. Listen Tom, Old War Horse, I want you to meet my date. She's a wow." "Yeah! I suppose I'll be wowing around with her for the next ten dances, too." "Oh, don't be like that?here she is now, I'll introduce you." "Meet my friend Mr." sin was loving you not wisely but " "Where did you say you were from, little boy? Oh, you arc? Well, do you know Ted Goofus, and Willy Dilberry and Joe Hering and " "Sure I know them, we were in " "May-1 break?" " know where I'm going when I'm walking with " "Shay, my lad do you wanta drink? Huh? Well you're my friend?everybody wid a green necktie on is my friend." "What's the idea?trying to make time with my date. Better watch your step." "Darling I could dance on like this forever with you." "Don't hold me so tight, honey, you'll bust a seam." "Hell! There's that gripe again; I bet he is going to break?let's sit down." "After this dance, will be the second no break." "Well, Jim, we stags can sit down again; come on." "Damit, where is my woman?" "What's the idea in going to ride with another guy when you've got a date with me??No I sure don't like it?Oh, now don't act like that, honey; you know I didn't mean it that way." "YVhat! The blooming orchestra is putting tip their instruments." "Aw, come on, Buster, just play Piccolo Pete one more time. Aw please." "Wait a minute, lemme tell my girl goodnight." "Quit y'pushin' son, quit y'pushing. You'll get out in plenty of time." "Let's go uptown boys; I know a good scheme to 'do' the man at the restaurant." "Haw! Haw! Bill fell down the steps. I knew that last one would be more than he could hold." u.a.o. McDill?I have a splinter in my finger. Peel?You must have been scratching your head. First Roman: "Are you going down to see Christians thrown to the lions?" Second Roman: "No, the way those lions gulp their food disgusts me." Such Luck At Carol s Random t Gym Dance ? ???? CHRISTMAS TREE WILL BE GIVEN Presents Will Be Distributed To Fifty Needy Children From Columbia Wednesday afternoon presents from a Christmas tree will be distributed in Flinn Hall for fifty needy children from town. The Y. W. C. A. has secured the names of the children from the Associated Charities and gifts will be given each child. There will be about twenty-five girls and twenty-five boys. A Y. W. C. A. committee, headed by Miss Beth Carson, has prepared gifts for each girl. Monday afternoon presents were purchased for the boys by a committee of the Y. M. C. A. men under Bill Latham. Jack Douglas had the tree arranged and decorated this afternoon. Santa Clans (a la Punk Atkinson) will be there to help in the distribution of gifts. Nuts, candy and fruit will also be given to the children. The "Y" expects the Christmas tree this year to be a big success. ll ?^ M EET IRME... 1 1 he bo] Btf otl Record No. 2027 Just an Hour df Love (from Motion Shows") Believe Me Record No. 2023 Great Day (from "Great Dayl") Without a Song (from "Great Dayl") Record No. 2024 Here Am I (from "Sweet Adeline") Dont Ever Leave MeI (from "Sweet A ?Jiagic Columbia Viva "tonal Recording ~ The ina! A MANY GIFTS ARE GIVEN LIBRARY |L MANY FRIENDS CONTRIBUTE F The library of the University of South Carolina is a treasure storehouse of rare and beautiful objects. Friends of the University are constantly adding to its store, and recently several valuable gifts have been made, according to R. M. Kennedy, librarian. A complete file from 1875 to 1897 of the Columbia Daily Register was presented by W. E. Gonzales, editor of The State. Mr. Gonzales had previously given the University a complete file of the Columbia Daily Phoenix. O. D. K., honorary fraternity, gave the library a handsomely framed copy of the seal of South Carolina, which matches the other gift of the fraternity to the library, a replica in wax of the seal of the Southern Confederacy. Mrs. Mary S. Cowans of Columbia gave a collection of authorized Christian Science publications. New books have been added to the equipment of the library, states Mr. Kennedy, and students spend much of their time in the reading room. Two dozen additional chairs have been ordered for the reading rooms and they will be delivered before Christmas. A LITTLE BIT OF SPICE AND SWEETNESS! roU'RE due for a brand new experience when Irene Bordoni's winsome rsonality warms you from the face of r newest record. rhis vibrant, big-eyed little risienne offers you a love song from >ig talkie, and a humorous number it just sparkles with lier amusing )liistication. Hear this record today, and these lers as well... -D, 10-inc/i? 75c Picture "Show of ) yocah ( Irene Bordoni -D, 10-inch, 75c (Fox Trots Paul Whiteman and His Orchestra -D, 10 inch, 75e 1 Fox Trott * .. t ?en Selvln and His deline ) j Orchestra Not**" ^Records Records without Scratch JJXILIARY GIVES FACULTY PARTY ? 100 ATTEND AFFAIR '' til Ol )ene From Play, Songs, Dances, tc And Instrumental Music On J,' Varied Program D Gathering around forty small tables SI the University gym, the faculty and |); ives held their annual banquet j) iturday night. More than 100 per- \a ?ns were present about the tables, tj eluding Dr. and Mrs. D. M. Douglas w id other officials of the University, j Three courses comprised the menu, stween which skits were enacted in ? ibaret style. Those at each table ayed bridge, and dancing followed e repast. Act Two of "He Who Gets apped," production of the Palmetto s< layers, was staged between the first id second courses, with Mrs. William d can, William Broughton, Griffith p ugh and Sanders Guignard partici- w iting. Mine, de Horvath, conductor the University Symphony Orchesa, played several violin solos. 1, A specialty tap dance by Miss Helen p nith, womens' physical director, lent vaudeville touch to the entertaincnt. Miss Smith, dressed as a news>y, and calls her performance "A ewsboy Shines His Shoes." Mrs. 8 race C. Sweeny sang as another feaire. f( Inspired by Miss Smith's example, e masculine members of the faculty CAROLINA ? Why don't more of you take on ship? We trained the World's firs on request. BOWEN-CONNATSER BU Corner Sumter and Lady S | II I?? g Make the Most of i L E A R I 4? twi "He C 11 / i um ? LEARl Good-bye clas bye grind. The: of people waiti to help make y c happy. Show well you look in a Learbury $25 Step in and step out in HOPE-DA MAIN AT LAI g x nuu ojcj v ividcd into two teams, led by Dr. ouglas and Barney Earley, alumni ;cretary. With a score of men on ich squad, the captains began play y passing an elastic band over their cads, slipping it down and stepping ut of it, and then handing the band > the next in file. Both leaders acMuplished this feat without bursting le band. Foul play entered into the victory. ?r. Douglas' team was winning when >r. Kennedy, University librarian, lapped his band. Dr. Kennedy issed the broken rubber to Alphonse eschamps, behind him. When the itter lost time in attempting to tie ic band, Dr. Reed Smith said, "H?, e'll lose if you waste all that time, et's just go through the motions. ud so the alumni secretary's team on. U.H.O. Black and White "What's the matter, Rastus, you jeni to be mad as a wet hen?" "Well, why shouldn't I be? The octor what operated on me for endicitus went and sewed me up wif 'bite thread." Another idea of an easy job: Garage collector in Scotland?West 'oint Pointer. "Stop! My lips are for another." Well, hold still then, and you'll et another." "Julius Caesar didn't get a hair-cut 3r ten years." "I didn't know he was eccentric." "He wasn't; he was bald." STUDENTS ir special course in Penmanst Prize Winner. Information SINESS UNIVERSITY streets, Telephone 6810 :He Holidays in a JURY i len Those me Again lues" are lalling? Inswer lem in a IUEY ses... goodre's a bunch ing at home >ur holidays them how 2 Pants - $35 today \ a Learbury VIS CO. >Y STREET : r1 ""i i