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1 Ado^T mindV : C PANNING THE DEPM THING BUT \^ j t DON *T LIKE I I TJ1E TOIKIStt / 1V BATH f / F<?UR WHEEL AND TOUGH 'BREA^" Exchange Comments BOX OF FRIED CHICKEN COMES BY AIRPLANE A box of fried chicken was dropped in back of Catawba Hall last week by a low-flying airplane. Elizabeth Burris, a member of the Senior Class, is the first student at Winthrop College to have the distinction of receiving a "box" in this novel fashion. May fried chicken rain forever. THE VIRGINIA TECH?BARNYARD GOLF TAKES INTEREST OF LOAFERS Sometimes it's marbles, sometimes it's yo-yos, sometimes it's pitching pennies but now it seems to be barnyard golf that takes up the time of the quadrangle loafers. Hunting for some form of amusement some lonely cadets managed to find four horseshoes Saturday morning. Stakes were soon driven and the grand old game of barnyard golf got under way. It was played continuously Saturday and until the corps returned Sunday. Perhaps it will be catching. There arc certainly any number of possible horseshoe athletes. A PARAGRAPH FROM THE DIAMONDBACK ON THE MARYLAND GAME In the personage of Zobel, Boincau, Rhame, and Watson the Gamecocks presented a quartet of superior players. Zobel proved a flash on the field, and lived up to his reputation as a dangerous and shifty ball carrier. He accounted for one of the Carolina touchdowns and proved a constant threat while in the game. Boineau, while not so highly advertised, proved quite as effective as Zobel. The Carolina back scored two touchdowns, one an 80 yard run through the entire Maryland eleven from kick off, and the other a battering plunge through the line. Rhame accounted for a touchdown by plunging over the line after a Carolina onslaught, while as a defensive bulwark, Watson was easily superior in the Carolina line. We appreciate the kind words from Maryland in regard to our gridiron Gamecocks. THE BLUSHING BRIDE They tell us of the blushing bride Who to the altar goes. Down the center of the church Between the friend-filled rows, There's Billy whom she motored with And Bob with whom she swam, There's Jack, she used to golf with him, And Steve who called her lamb; There's Ted, the football man she owned. ^ And Don of tennis days; There's Hubert; yes, and blonde Eugene Who had such winning ways; And there's Harry, high school beau With whom she used to mush, No wonder she's a blushing bride? Ye gods, she ought to blush. ?The Salem-Mite. THE ALMA MATER OF LOUISIANA COLLEGE Where the Louisiana Pine Trees Spread their mighty arms, Stands our beloved L. C. Blessed with Heaven's charms. It Could Be Wust! /we gotta go om\ / ll\ on this".flat? \ / just it once op twice csoi?e \J EDDIE ? it almost \ caught -men ^ FROSH COUNCIL CALLS MEETING To Moot Wednesday After Chapel On Account Of Orangeburg Game c Freshman Council meets Wednesday 1 after chapel. a The Freshman Council is calling : a meeting for Wednesday after chapel \ instead of the regular meeting on Thursday night because of the num- ( ber of men who are going to the C Orangeburg game. At this meeting 2 the committee on a ritual for the reception of new members will make its report. At the last meeting at the chapel Wednesday morning a very interesting ritual was worked out for the opening of the meetings and all the meetings will be opened and closed with this ritual from now on. Christian knowledge e'er bestowing 'Till eternity; 'Mid the southern breezes blowing, L. C., Hail to Thee! Ever onward, Sons and Daughters, Time and Tide may fail; Thy dear name we'll love and honor Alma Mater, Hail! Chorus Louisiana, Louisiana, Louisiana, Louisiana, We will never cease to love Thee, Alma Mater, Hail to Thee! FROM CONVERSE COLLEGESTATISTICS Boarding Students Culture?Elizabeth Jennings Style?Katherine Robertson Wit?Louisa Moss Naturalness?Frances Harper Attractiveness?Marguerite Cuttino Ideal Converse Girl?Alice Littlejohn Originality?Carolyn Leonard Day Students Poise?Mary Stuart Wingo Friendliness?Fanny Louise Vermont Versatility?Dorothy Scott ?The Parleyvoo. TEXAS VERA WHOOPS IT UP IN RED OVERALLS She wanted Reserve to beat Miami. She wanted Reserve to know she f wanted it to beat Miami. What to do? cl What to do?? Woman's intuition s gave way to woman's versitility. She a was from Texas, the land of long- r horns, and incidentally, red overalls, li So red overalls it was, red overalls with a white blouse. p And when the band started playing, a and the boys started marching, she c marched too. When "Glory to Old li Reserve" was the theme of four bun- t dred voices, she was one of the four r hundred. When the crowd "O-Sket- ti lioi"-ed, she yelled with the rest. Could I she march?? And how!! v Who?? Demure but peppy little Vera Cox, taking post graduate work at Babies' and Children's hospital, f Where does she live?? Nurses home, t 3101 Adelbcrt road. a Case frat across the lane got the c razzberries, when a real girl cheered v for a real school. Her "Nine for Re- u serve!!" will long be remembered. Texas didn't give us a bum steer this t time!! ? 7 ?1 THAT radiator's^ 1 JU^T LIKE * OLD \| FAITHFUL" Or\LY IT I GOES- off every MINUTE AMD LASTS/ V^IXTV SECONDS// FredB^ow^ I The Political Pot "Always Bubbling Over" After returning to the campus only >ne short month ago with fervem >rotestations that they would never tgain sway a meeting or influence a itkle voter, the politicians arc all ridng the campus band wagon again. When autumn rolled around, the elojuent and oleaginous speakers swore arnestly that their secret doings were it an end. Not so! With the beautiful velocity of a -team roller scooting down a steep nil greased with lard, the old TarnnaiRnM<l?er ?r"n f?rth from her cav n Rut ledge College and roared and >aced in the Clariosophic hall last ruesday night. There was no politicn . "e tresuJt was too one sided tc ?a 'tftsnuc5* Someone gave reduced ates on the votes that night, and he Tammany Tiger bargained well. Nominated by Bannie Stewart, him elf rumored to be running, Frank W was projected into the arena 1 iger lost no time in clawing the Var,ty^ , h?wever, and Buie was slashed by a majority of 25 votes \orns got the presidential seat. it'1 the r'ger stuffed with choice norsels from the former haunts ol Humble Bill' Parrish and trailing a he' w,leH?r, indePe"dcnts, including he Wood-Clement band of tousled laired radicals from Tenement 16 If? vvfs no sapping the political )cast. Lawson Scott split votes tc vin over Jack Hair. The machine rambled on with an tudible rumble, and Scott himself nominated the secretary, J. J. Mack y the time the flunkeys and yes men vere voted upon, the fever had died owevcr. Bill Herbert, chosen treas-' lrer by acclamation, proposed C J J en ton for a minor office. Benton >ot two votes. All in all, the election war a nice efined affair No blood spots were tft 011 the Clariosophic rug, nor were v?thyr!"en .wcd.dec! to political parties v.th cigar band rings. The machine 100 we" io permit delay. . N?xt on the political docket is the iuph radian election, scheduled for luesday night unless someone hides he key to that ancient meeting place tbove Harper College. Two strong men will cdmc face to llrf presidency, and we predict that each will take a backward tep when they sight each other. Thev re E. "Sister" Brown and Salience Case, two tall, slim, and sweet ookmg creatures. Brown makes the race as a sympathy candidate, never having won n election since his arrival 011 the am pus despite numerous efforts. Beimd the slender figure of Case looms he ponderous background of his oommatc R. H <;Punk.. Atkinson, iow president. Which ever wins, the Miphradian society is to be condoned vith. Ring side seats are free. The freshman class election will be ought Wednesday in chapel. Every hrce men in the class have selected candidate from their trio, but none t ^mwiT(?ted the woman's ote. Watch the dear young thincs psct another election. g As usual upper classmen will direct rin/rJ'1 I?mi Pcrches '? the chapel rallery, and the winning candidates are to be guests at a rat meeting. | After the first fifty nominees are eliminatcd and the hour is almost passed they should get down to electing. Monday night the faculty board of publications met. Anne L. New, president of the Hypatian society and ~ an ultrafeminist, delivered a lecture 23 on "Wrongs Done Our Prominent Women." She mentioned examples X and gave illustrations. Dean McKissick, Dr. Snowden, Dr. Babcock, v Professor Davis, and others formed the audience. '5 Dr. Babcock mentioned common law marriage during lulls in the storm, and once when constitutions were 9 referred to Dr. Snowden said that 11 Lincoln had shelved the United States K constitution for four years. Otherwise it was all New. The board will report to the faculty, and perhaps c Miss New will get a chance to run d against some other capable woman for the editorship of THE CAROLINIAN. g it.b.c. ii Operator: "Such language on the 8 'phone is quite uncalled for." Subscriber: "So is the number you've given me." h Marshal] I SUITS and $25 an College men exj prise at the fine ments we are sell prices. t L 1 The Gamecocks were made gun while in training. 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