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NOTICE On May the First the president of the rising Senior academic class shall call a meeting of that class for the put pose of making nominations for the president of the Student Body. The president of the rising Senior Law Class shall call a meeting of that class for the purpose of making nomi nations for the vice-president of the Student Body. The president of the rising Junior Academic Class shall call a meeting of that class for the purpose of mak ing nominations for the secretary and treasurer of the Student Body. The president of the rising Junior Law Class shall call a meeting of that class for the purpose of making nom inations for the secretary and treas urer of the Student Body. Nominations will be in order; and may be submitted in writing, provided there are five seconds; until May the Fourth at 2:00 o'clock P. M. At this time the nominations will be closed and the names of the candidates will be posted until May the Eighth at which time the election will be held. Each candidate will be given the privilege of appointing one man to represent him at the ballot box, in the counting of the ballots, and in any such case as he may be needed. DRUFUS GRIFFIN, President of the Student Body. There will be a meeting of the pres ent Gamecock Staff on Friday after noon at 5:00 o'clock in the Gamecock office, for the purpose of nominating next year's staff, which will be passed on by the Publication Board. It is very important that every member be present and on time l J. M. YOUNGINER, Editor-in-Chief. - .s.c. Jokes "I'd like to revise the alphabet." "Why, what would you do?" "I'd put U and I closer together.' There was a young fellow named Sid, Who kissed a girl on the eyelid, She said, look here young lad, I think your aim is pretty bad, You should practice awhile, so he did. Hali: "Let me kiss you under the mistletoe." Sally: "I wouldn't let you kiss me under an anaesthetic." "Where yo' all goin', niggah?" "Ah's been rushed by 'rri Kappa." "What yo' all mean, Tri Kappa?" "K. K. K., niggah." "Am I the first girl you've ever kissed ?" "As a matter of tact, yes." THE UNf First Termn, June 17 to July University. FEDERAL TA3 CONSTITUTIONAL LAW. J TRACTS. Professor' M. T. Va: Professor A. 0. McInosh, Univ Second Term, July 25 to Au, Chicago. BANKRUPTCY. P1 PLEADiNG AND PRACTICE TRACTS. Professor M. T. Va: fessor Albert Coates, Univ ersi1 Beginning students may ent< of a full year's work may be s Write for annoncement -a "May I call on you?" "I'm sorry, but I'm married.' "Well, I'm married too and just as sorry." Professor: "Who was the greatest inventor?" Student: "An Irishman named Pat pending." Mr. Lesesne: "There's a student in this class who's making a jackass of himself. When he is finished, I'll commence." "Is this the Salvation Army?" "Yes." "Do you save women?' "Yes." "Then save me one." -Ohio State Sun Dial. McCluce: "Strader surely has that magnetic personality." Al Smith: "Why do you say that?" Mc.: "Well, everything that he has on is charged." -Boo Doo. Athletes may come, athletes may go, And fade as in a dream. The horsefly is the best of all, He is always on the team. -Royal Gaboon. Meat Market Man: "Hurry up; break the bones in Mrs. Smith's chops and put Mr. Ray's ribs in the basket for him." Jimmy: "All right, sir, just as soon as I saw off Mrs. Murphy's legs." 1.: "You know that Richleigh must must have money." 2.: "So must I. Introduce me to him." Soph (looking at a Frosh's new wallet): "Is that alligator skin?" Frosh: "Yes, I shot that alligator myself." Soph: "Well, what's that scratched place on it?" Frosh: "Oh, that's just where he hit the ground when he fell out of the tree." Lady Passenger: "Could I see the captain?" First Mate: "He's forward, Miss." Lady Passenger: "I'm not afraid, I've been out with college boys.' I went home late, removed my shoes, And played a sneaking game Up the front stairs. But ho. Ahead My wife was doing the same. Lady (in a pet store): "I like this dog, but his legs are too short." Salesman: "Too short, why, madam, they all four reach the floor." "I want to see the head of the house." "You'll have to wait a minute they're just deciding it." -Texas Ranger. The wisest crack of all is to keep the one in your face closed. VERSITY OF NORTH CA THE SCHOOL OF LAW SUMMER SESSION-1 929~ 24-PUBLIC UTILITIES. Profess( ATION. Mr. F. D. Siefkin, United udge G. W. Connor, Supreme Cour i Hecke, University of North Carolini ersity of North Carolina. rust 31-TRUSTS. Professor Geor ofessor E. Britton, University of 111 Judge W. J. Brogden, Supreme Co rn Hooks, University of North Caroli by of North Carolina. er in summer and take first year su ecured in the summer. | niormation-C. T. MCrMICKr, Thert was once an old colored wo man who named her triplets, Surely, Goodness, and Mercy, so they would follow her all the days of her life. Teacher: "Tommy, give me a sen tence using the word 'diadem.'" Tommy: "People who drive onto the railroad crossing without looking diadem sight quicker than those who stop, look and listen." Prof. (entering class): "Order, please." Frosh. (absent-minded): "Two eggs over easy and a cup of coffee." Father: "Why are your grades so low after the holidays?" Son: "Well, Dad, everything comes down after Xmas." -Bison. Professor: "When did Caesar de feat the greatest number?" Stude: "I think it was on examina tion day, sir." No matter where you live in Scot land, you have a close neighbor! -Exchange. 'Tis better to smoke here, than to smoke hereafter. TOWN THEATRE THE PIGEON A fantasy directed by William Dean Apr. 29, 30, May 1 Matinee 4 P. M. RITZ THEATRE ALL THIS WEEK "THE BROADWAY MELODY" The screen's first musical comedy All-talking, All-singing, All-dancing Starring Bessie Love, Anita Page and Charles King Also Fox Movietone News and Born and Lawrence in A Vitaphone Specialty IMPERIAL THEATRE Wed.- and Thurs. "VOICE OF THE CITY" "RECKLESS ROSIE" Fri. and Sat. Girls Gone Wild -and no one to tame theml with Sue Carol and Nick Stuart Sound and Music -plus Collegians-News Mon. and Tues. GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS with Walter Huston Star of the New York Legitimate Stage All-talking -plus Comedy-News COLUMBIA THEATRE Super Sound Picture "THE PORT OF MISSING GIRLS" --also Carolina Co-Ed Follies Tues. night 8:15. ROLINA ir George J. Thompson, Cornell States Board of Tax Appeals. t of North Carolina. CON a. DOMESTIC RELATIONS. ge G. Bogert, Univresity of tinois. NORTH CAROLINA urt of North Carolina. CON na. CRIMINAL LAW. Pro bjects. Credits for one-third LDAn Chnal Hill, N. C. The Test of Years Indicates Reliability! P. H. Lachicotte & Co. Diamonds, Jewelry, Silverware, Expert Repairs 1424 Main Street Columbia, S. C. MADE FOR ME. ---and nobody else! 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