The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 01, 1929, Page PAGE SEVEN, Image 7
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EARL*A ADB c ANG
Alumni Boocetary A h ed
With Diord Coudo
Andf
Barney tSecrtry of the
Alumni A 9gctip, .wd ar teg
yesterday }4y poilce, for iot *ot
of the prohlb o.n: I*' T'I"e'
against the AlitUnil13eetEtafy are:
manufacturing and selling whiskey,
disorderly conduct and driving ;a car
in an intoxicated condition. -
. When questioned by a Yel9W Sheet
reporter the offiger, wh9 arrested Mr.
Early said, "For months we have been
trying to learn; the 'idtntIty of a 'cer
tain gang of b'dotleggers but- all o6ut
efforts were in vAin.' Of course we
never suspected Mr. Early but yester
day reports came to ip that .. man
was shooting up the 1500 bleck of
Taylor Street so I was sent to inyesti
gate. Upon my ai val on the scene
Mr. Early jumpec into his:powerful
Stutz roadster and proceeded at the
rate of 90 miles per hour up Main
Street. I followed on my motorcycle.
Mr. Early headed for the swamps of
the Congaree River and finally stopped
in a clump of bushes. When I ar
rived h'e Jad just taken a big .lrink
of moooShidle from a larte still irhich
was in oper#tion,:;tearpy. Mr., Aarly
was insanely druniso'I placq'd hin
under arrest, brought him to head
quarters, and placed the above charges
against him."
When viewed last night at the city
jail it was very apparent that Mr.
Early had not recovered from his orgy
for he lent upon the bars of his cell
and cried "whoopee."
This conduct of Mr. Early's was a
great shock to the students and
alumni for they had implicit faith in
the alumni secretary. 1
George Bell Timmerman, president
of the aluni association, immediately
called a meeting of the association at
the Jefferson Hotel. The alumni im
mediately voted to discharge Mr.
Early 'from his positien as secretary
GOVERNOR LEAGUE
Cont. From Page 1
things he found out at Carolina that
has put him where he is today.
From the lower state comes the
rumbling ominous thunder. Governor
Hildebrand is running for reelection.
No thundering speeches with many
syllabled words have been heard issu
ing from this candidate. The "Old
Regime" is running on the same plat
form that put it in six years ago. Not
much attention is paid to the candi
date hmself. All eyes are on b~is
campaign manager, Harry Hlingson.
Reports have leaked through that a
new shipment of machine guns have
just arrived in the "Unholy City.'
Armored cars are being tested for no
reason at all and several aeroplanes
have been noticed with machine guns
attached. All are looking to Harry
for some new trick. 'It may be remem
bered that he turned the last election
by dropping tear bombs on the ballot
boxes.
However, it is learned that Con
gressman League has imported Pete
Wamer with -his newest invention, the
"death ray," to try to offset the ad
vantage of the Lower State on equip
nment.
Ralph Leyria, always ready to run,
has entered the race on a purely finan
cial basis. He put over a big feed for
the United Gangsters of South Caro
lina and ps.id , or it out, qE 'is, own
pocket. Bannle' Stewart is distribut
ing the cigars for him. Mv.. Lewis
hopes that the' minn parties will kill
off one anotlher and his votes will be
all that is left.
All in .s1l, he whole electiqn egnters
around the- "deatby. ray'. inverion of
Pete Wanmer, ,If it Is successful,
League vwill be our next governor.
The only feagla ~ that 4excico, Chicago,
and Nicaraguan marines may Inter
Veno and anniervise this electionn
To $O Feet L.ong By86$ Feet
de. o"ted On Mgin
Barney A. Early, Secretary of the
Alumnii Association, 'yesterday . an
.o{unced that thie Alumni, in' a recent
meeting, decided to give the Univer
sity a large up to date swimming pool.
Mr. Early stated that the Alumni
had long realized this need at the
University and had been contemplat
ing this- matter for over a year but
due to financial difficulties had been
unable to. ?o so.
The pool is to' be 8o feet long and
35 feetrwide and Is to be located on
the main campus around the Maxey
Monument. The pool is to be pat
terned: after 'the latest constructed
pools of New York and will be made
of tile throughout.
Dr. Douglas,rg up decommenting upon
thM giftof the Alumni said: "It gives
me' thte 'greatest of pleasure to learn
of this action of the Alumni. It is
just the thing to make my administra
tion a success as president of the
University and I sincerely. hope that
the itudemts will avail themselves of
dhe bpgortunN8'a difieled byhde pool
its soon as ft it built In order-that we
can futo.personal cleanliess here."
The Department of hye al Edu
cation announces that classes in swim
ming will be given as follows: Men
students will meet swimming from 4
to 6 o'clock on Mondays, Wednes
days, and Fridays and co-eds will meet
at the same time on Tuesdays, Thurs
days and Saturdays.
At the end of the year a bathing
beauty contest is to be put on by Miss
Smith, the the al sDepartment of
Physical Education for women.
Some "forms" woth while will be
shown a e students take notice
and be present.
- - .s.o.- -
and named Dr. Ralph K. Foster to
succeed him.
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LOST--A maaazln4 librt*,conia
-ing the Police Gazette' and, 'tariAps
modern art magazines.' Big revard
will be given if none of: the pictures
are torn out or otherwisedisfigured.
FOUND--A gallon jug bearing the
initials of D. 'McD. D. If owner is an
authoity- of the University, he may
claim his property in Chapel.
FOUND-A book on' "Personality
Plus"-by. R. G. Bell.
WANTED-One automobile to
match a powerful coat of maroon
paint, also the name of a good boot
legger. Hugh Wilcox, Bustery Mat
thews and Stewed Wilcox.
JACK AWSON
COACHES BEAST
Famous Trainer of Pugilist
Embarks For Australia
CHESTER GUMP'S KANGAROO
Will Return For Exhibition At
Field House
Jack Alliston, the freckled he-man
from the New Jersey wharves and
Carolina's superb boxing instructress,
who flings more towels than he does
fists, has signed a contract to teach the
manly art to Little Chester Gump's
kangaroo in Australia.
It is with regret that the great Mr.
Alliston announces his departure from
our coasts, but he expresses supreme
confidence in his new venture. "I
think I shall be highly pleased with
the change," the respected boxer be
gan, "You know it will be far pasier
to coach beings that occupy some
what the same plane of intelli
gence that I do, you know. I really
anticipate no trouble in handling the
jungle animal," the pugilist continued.
According to plans for the new un
dertaking, the red-haired "pug" states
that Chester's pet will first be put
through a series of reducing exercises
for the the preliminary workout, dur
ing which time several inches will be
taken off the kangaroo's "tummy," and
after that actual boxing lessons will
get under way.
"I shall place a glove on each of the
animal's paws, then I shall slip one
over his tail, in order to insure protec
tion from the rear," explained the for
mer Jersey boy scout as he scratched
the epidermis of his arid brain, in an
effort to resurrect an idea, "Next, I
shall put on a pair of mittens myself
and pat the beast gently about the face
until he gets a little toughened."
A few of Mr. Alliston's dubious
friends were not satisfied with the
knowledge obtained and inquired,
"But, Jack what's the idea in slipping
a glove over the animal's tail."
"Well, you see when the opponent
leads with a left jab, 'Jippo' can turn
on a pivot and cross him with a 'right
from the tail'."
Mr. Alliston states that after the
animal has been thoroughly acquainted
with the finer points of the game, the
two will return to America and give
an exhibition at the Field House, the
latter part of the spring. Mr. Craw
ford expressed his desiro to referee the
match, having bpen keeper of a zoo
once, and was unanimously chosen to
officiate. Prof. Oscar L. Keith has
acquiesced to be the time-keeper.
For the benefit of the fans who
know neither Mr. Alliston nor "jippo,"
and desire to recogniize the principals ah
they enter the ring, little "Jackie" will
wear red trunks.
York the students are to pull a big
street parade In their honor with
sevga4.notable ,5ca f both~ stata
and cit~ attendp s ae 1 a ? i
bands. g rippa$is te begin at tb
Stt'edt endingr at The Canitol
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