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HARRY STOTTLE sez Well, well, well; -it is time some one put their foot down on such outrages as happened in the featherweight boutSat urday night. Anyhow, "Bob" won the fight even if he had to pull 'em down to do it. And that very little "pulling down" stunt caused more entbarassment and curiosity than a war veteran's collection of French post cards at a Monday afternoon meeting of the bridge club. However, as the souse remarked when asked at the hospital why he had jumped from the third-story window, it seemed a good idea at the time. To the lady who asked for a horse doctor: Don't you dare darken our telephone again, ever. Yet the woman who hasn't the cour age to wear her last year's hat will climb up on the operating table without a tremor. Motherly old lady to small boy:----My dear, does your mother know you smoke? Small boy (coldly): Madam, does your husband know you speak to strange men? We've just got to cut out either drink ing whiskey or going with the women. what of it? After a few moments of forethought we've decided to cut out the "booze". Why?, you ask. Well; we can drink all the "Giggle Soup" we want to after we're old. Well, now that exams. are almost here (they have a habit of turning np like Saturday night and a few other things we can get along without but would rather not.) we can now settle down to the cold bare facts of who is the dumbest 'college boy' in the class That reminds me of on* in a class I'm supposed to be a member of. He sits around like the grass on a Hula skirt. Just in the way if you get what I mean? But getting back to the subject, that baby couldn't prognosticate the month in 1930 in which the Fourth of July'11 fall. Even if you gaven five chances, he couldn't tell you who wrote Chopin's Funeral March. That's how good a gues ser he is. He's like the fellow who said he didn't want to make any money on the Market 'cause he'd have to buy his wife a sable and she looked like hell in sables. We bopied this from our friend down Charleston way: "I call her 'Serial', she quits on me when I get to the best part". Well, we call ours "Short-story" she be gins with the best. It's all right to play strip poker if you don't keep the clothes. Besides, it'll help you in your studies if you try your powers of concentration on the cards. DRINK DOCTOR GIGGLVE'S STAG GER SOUP. "It'll make you lean'. She: "do you believe in hereafter"? He: "Yes". Same old girl: "Well, hereafter don't bother me" Famous last words: She: "My Htsband 11*" He: "My God Soph to Frosh.: "Now, I'll give it to you in detail". The climax was nearing. I knew what was coming, but I did not have the heart to refuse or the power to stop him. I was btut putty in his hands. Shall I accede to his desires? I listened to his passionate appeal and I felt weak. I was but a woman, alone and with no one to keep me company---what could I say? ---I tried to get a grip on myself---how could I hay no to him; the poor, sweet boy. Stuppose I did do as he wished who would know? Harry was away, nevertheless I felt weak---"All right, boy," I almost whispered; "I'll subsc.ribe Gamecock Election To"Be Held Tonight Editor and Two Associate To Be Chosen at Joint Meeting A joint meeting of the Clariosophic and Euphradian literary societies will be held tonight for the purpose of electing the editor-in-chief and two 'as sociates to the staff of The Gamecock for next semester. The editor will be chosen from the Euphradian society, and one associate will be elected from. each of the two organizations. The elections were to be held last Tuesday night, but due to a basketball game at the field house the members voted to delay the election one weck. Elections to the editorial staff are made twice every scholastic year. The business and circulation managers and their assistants are elected previous to commencement week for a term of nine months. The editor-in-chief ap points all other members of the staff. Lawyer-Evangelist Talks at Y Meeting "If you were to ask inc who was the wisest man in history, I would say 'not Solomon but Jesus'; if you were to ask inc who was the most zealous o men, I would say; 'not Paul; but Jesus'; if you shouldd ask me who was the meek est of men, I would say 'not Moses but Jesus'; if for the most patient of men, I would say 'not Job but Jesus", de clared Marshall L. Mott, Jr. evangelist and lawyer of Winston-Salem, N. C.; when speaking at the 'Y' meeting held in the university chapel last Sunday night. During the evening he told of his conseptions of God from early child hood up to the present time, but limited his speech , as he expressed it; as an 'evangelitic'appeal. "I believe"asserted the speaker, "that Christ is the power of God; first, because of the supreme personality of his soul; second, because of his work among men on earth". Mr. Mott then reviewed the life of Christ telling of the small amount of 'education that he received in the Jewish Synagogue, "but"; the speaker continued "no other humar. ever gave men such ideals for a perfect life as did this man Jesus". Few New Patients In School Infirmary lhe Flu Epidemic Seems To Be - On a Decided Wane The flu epidemic has altogether left the university, at least for the time being. There are no cases of it reported, al though slight colds among the student body seenm to be numerous. However. nio serious results are expected from this. There are now four men in the hos pital, these being B. W. Satterfield; Sherevood Smith; William Ehrhardt and C. H. Frick. Satterfied is suffering from eye trouble, Smits's case has not yet been diagnosed; Ehrhardt has a bad cold and it is feared that Frick has a ease of mumps. NUS EN%CI L? Asai taioes AMERICAN PENCIL.CO., Dept. I:oka:e ... 'fakers of UNIQUE Thin Lead Colored --Pencils-20 colors--$1.00 per dae. * Examination Schedule Horning Schedule: A.M. 9-12 Friday, M. W. F........--..8:00 9:00 Saturday M. W. F.........9:00 10:00 Monday, M. W. F.........10:00 11:00 1Tuesday, M. W. F.........11:00 12:00 Wednesday; M. W. F.... .12:00 1:00 T'hudsday, T. T. S..........8:00 9:00 Friday, T. T. S...........9:00 10:00 Saturday; T. T. S....... 10:00 11:00 Afternoon Schedule: P.M. 3-6 Friday, M. W. F....... ...2:00 3:00 Friday, M.W. F............3:00 4:00 Saturday, M. W. F....--....4:00 5:00 Monday, M. W. F..........1:00 2:00 ruesday, T. T. S.........2:00 3:00 ruesday, T. T. S...........3:00 4:00 Wednesday, T. T. S. ...12:00 1:00 rhttrsday, T. Ts S.........11:00 12:00 Friday, T. T. S....... ..1:00 2:00 Saturday, T. T. S...........4:00 5:00 Students Needed to Operate Exchange lust File Applications with Registrar Chase Before End of Semester Registrar Chase states tht several students will be needed to run the new telephone switchboard that will soon be installed in I,eGare College. Students will be given pre ference that have had previous experienoe along this line or those who can prove that they are fully capable of operting such a switchboard. All applicants must file their applica tons with Mr. Chase before the end of the current semester. Football and Golf Proves to Mix Well Club Fans Listen to Interesting Game Without Stopping Play Football and Golf can be mixed. This was proved by a foursome of University of Oregon golfers, who car A.. 7-1 ried a portable radio with them about the course while the Southern California Notre Dame game was in progress, and did not miss a single play of the foot ball game. They reported however, that from the experiment, especially when Southern California seemed about to win. REX BILLIAI CIGARS A 100% Ca f. B. LAWSON Pr< Home of C Pictures Q Paramount Now Playing.... BLIND A Fox Moviton Lois Moran and Plus Vitapl I on.--Tues.--W ed. William I "ALIAS JIMMY A Sound Picture Wit Fox Movit Clo1 ma the Colle at make Red -Clot -Davis Corn 250 MAIN STREET A prize of $25 has been offered by Bradford College for the best new field song written for the college. * * * * Joseph Weiss, 19 a student at Ohio State university was instantly killed recently when he was thrown from an automobile as it plunged into a ditch. ID PARLOR VD SODA trolina >ps. BILL CLARK One of The Publix Theatres FOLD e Picture with George O'Brien one Acts laines in VALENTINE" h Talking Climax tone News hes ke e Mann Ld BURY s the :hes pany