The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 20, 1928, Page PAGE SEVEN, Image 7
HARRY STOTTLE
Sex
A delicious moon and a perfect
night;
A fine stretch of road; no house in
sight,
A man and a girl and an automobile;
A scuffle inside, then a high pitched
squeal,
A sudden stop, and the door hard
slammed,
And a man's rough voice sayin', "I'll
be damned I"
Then a foot on the gas and desperate
ride,
With an inch of hatpin stuck in his
hide,
And a hank of hair and a rag and a
bone
Sobbin' and ploddin' the road-alone.
With apologies to Bert Green.
"Once upon a time there was a stu
dent at Carolina who got up at seven
o'clock one morning, went to take a
bath and the water was just as hot as
could be desired, found a towel that
his roommate had not already used,
and his razor, shaving cream, soap,
blades and brush had not been bother
ed since his last shave, opened his
drawer and found a nice clean shirt
laying right on top of the pile, his tie
was exactly where it should have been.
He them met his classes and not a
one of them was boresome even tho'
they were all lecture courses. Went
to the picture show, after a delicious
dinner, with a very pretty co-ed, then
on to supper where he ound a place
reserved for him. Returning to his
room he settled down to a night of
studying and was not bothered a
single time by the noise from upstairs.
Undressing, lie said his prayers and
crawled into bed exactly at ten o'clock
and was soon fast asleep." This ladies
and gentlemen, closes our program for
this evening. Professor Ima Damli
will broadcast another of his famous
stories from this station next Friday
evening at ten o'clock. Good night.
We feel certain that our meaning
will not..be clear to the majority of the
readers but as John Bolt Culbertson
would say, "To be great is to be mis
understood." And that reminds us of
the latest Halitosis song, "Moonbeam,
kiss her for me." The subject of kiss
ing has again and again been discuss
ed in this column. From previous ex
periences I (1o not think that there is
anything wrong in a girl kissing a fel
low provided she hasn't got halitosis,
or loose pins on her. But she needn't
sacrifice her dignity nor rouge in so
doing.
If you wish to know how a Martyr
of old really looked, observe the editor
about Thursday at dinner time.
Since Nellie found out about neck
ing she's going with the Giraffes.
*"Open your mouth and shut your
eyes."
"Whassa madder, ain't there no label
on the bottle?"
The occasion of Eve getting the ap
ple marked the first and only time a
woman wvas ever up a tree.
"Tromorrow is Thursday, the next
(lay is Friday, and the next day is Sat
'Jrday night." said the roommate as h
pulled off his shoes.
Thei only (difference between a modl
erni co-ed and a seventeenth century
pirate is that the pirate is dead.
They giggled when I sat dlown on the
niano stool, but when I b)egan to play
they' laughed right out loud.
"So you were at the battle of Issur
Tille I" she enthusedl. ''And did your
company lose heavily ?"
"Yes'm, they did," asserted the bash
ful vet. "That is, they did until they
caught me with them loaded dice."
And he cleaned them up like soap
niever (lid.
Dumb-"Don't the football players
ever have their suits washed?"
Dora-"Sure. What do think the
"Y" Inaugurates
New Officers
Parrish and Edwards Make Ad
dresses-New Committee
Appointed
At the "Y" meeting held in chapel
last Sundhy night, William S. Parrish,
president of the Y. M. C. A., and Les
lie W. Edwards, ex-president, made thei1
inaugural and exaugural addresses.
Parrish, a jt.nivr is from Batesbrg
and Edwards, a senior is from Darliiig
ton. Both have held other offices in
the Y. M. C. A. as well as high offices
in the literary societys and other cain
pus organizations.
Other officers going into office at the
meeting were Bert Karick, vice-presi
dent; Sewell Hawkins, secretary; and
Ralph Lewis, treasurer.
New members of the comniittee have
been appointed and their power to func
tion began with the recent inauguration
of executive officers.
The following were appointed on the
various committees. the first named of
each group being the chairman:
Publicity: Kenneth Grimsley, Frank
Taylor, Erskine Legette, Jesse A. Rut
ledge, Roger Pinckney, and Remsen
Bat,knight.
World Christain Education: R. L. Lis
ter, J. P. Norris, A. E. Toney, J. F
Alman.
Finance: R. H. Atkinson, and Jack
Bates.
Religious: Bert Karick, Sam Taylor,
Walter Johnson, F. W. Moorehead.
Freshmen: Drufus Griffin, Julian
Thomas, Everette Derrick, Nigel League,
Horace Sawyer, Paul Wright.
Campus Service: Bruce Gressette.
William Wamer, Leslie Horton, V. M.
Williamston.
Christain and Social Service : Bruce
Davis, John Yonnginer, C. L. Scott, Roy
Prince.
Conference: B. F. Buie, Jasper Der
r:ck, W. Reese.
P'rayer: J. J. Brown, J. C. Stowe, H.
C. Wel(on, W. P. Tr,rkette.
Bible Class: H. B. Stevenson, A. C.
Clement, Y. S. Williams.
Membership: Griffith Pugh, Evan-s
Canton, Dan Brown, Carl Brown.
Social: M. C. Williams, Wilbur Zeig
ier. John Turner.
Life Service: T. P. )evlin, N. C.
Croft.
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Furman Man Presides Over Con
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throp Auditoruim
Joseph Karesh is leaving today for
Rock Hill, where tonight he will, as
the University's representative, com
pete against speakers from eight other
colleges in South Carolina. The con
test will be held in the auditorium of
Winthrop College. Raymond Hilde
brand, member of the Executive Com
mittee of the State Oratorical Associa
tion, will accompany.
'r the winner of the contest, in
which will compete, besides Carolina's
representative, representatives from
Presbyterian College, Newberry, Fur
man, The Citadel, College of Charlee
ton, Erskine, Clemson, and Wofford
will be given a handsome medal and
a cup for the school. The cup is
donated by Sylvan Brothers of Colum
bia and is to be retained in permanent
possession by the school winning it for
three years. Second place will also
receive a medal.
Carolina has won the contest only
three times in the past twenty-three
years. Her last victory came in 1921
when Ellison Smith captured the cov
erted contest. Erskine College has
made a remarkable record, having won
the contest three out of the past four
years.
The contest will be presided over
by George Jeffers of Furman Univer
sity, president of the association.
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