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1EMarriag McNULTY-BRUNSON A wedding of great interes' to all of the campus was solemnized last Sat urday evening in the University chap el by the Rev. Leslie Edwards, when Miss Mary McNulty, beautiful co-ed, became the cook of Mr. William Brun son, sometimes of this University but more often and more famously known as the assistant proprietor of Martin's Bide-a-Wee Inn on the Swansea road. The chapel was beautiful4y lec orated for the occasion with sprays of cabbage and corn-flowers, and fairly festooned with halitosis. Long before the appointed hour the groom was full and so was the chapel, being 'pack ed to overflowing with Kappa Sigmas, Beta Zetas, and the local police force. The wedding was one of quaint sim plicity throughout, due to the fact that most of the wedding party had passed out at a cocktail party given by Miss Thelma Lockman at the Y. M. C. A. First came dainty little Miss Dody McDow, the charming flower girl, pre senting a truly enchanting spectacle in her little pink cheesecloth as she stag gered down the aisle singing "Just Be-'ore the Battle, Mother," and scat tering cactus leaves from a half-gal lon fruit jar. The bride entered on the arm of Mr. John Wells, who was to have given her away, but decided at the last minute to keep quiet. She looked pale but determined, and carried a bouquet composed of two lengths of lead pipe, a rolling pin, and a pair of skates. As she advanced resolutely down the aisle, the organ burst into the touching strains of "He used to be ,Big Bad Bill, but he's Sweet William now," and simultaneously the groom appeared at the side door, carried by the two night watchmen. Mr. Wil liam Cook, the eminent jockey, who was to have been the best man, was called away at the last moment to ride in a dark horse contest sponsored by the Masonic hostesses, so his place was ably filled by Dean Frierson. The ceremony was short but im pressive. Mr. Brunson led with his jaw and Miss McNulty countered with a snappy right. While the groom was being revived, Rev. Edwards read selections from the beautiful Marquis of Queensbury service, forbidding honeymooners from using the rabbit punch or hitting below the belt in the clinches. After the ceremony, a silver offering was taken up to provide bail for Dean Frierson, who had become uproarious 1Y drunk and insisted on singing "Res cue the Perishing" as the wedding party left the chapel. The beautiful ronmance of this nap py pair reads like a fairy tale. It was I one of those rare cases of love at first sight ; Mr. Brunson met his bride at a Grill club dance and fell for her com pletely. Mrs. Brunson said after the ceremony "He is my hero, my Prince Charming. He was shy and different when we met at the dlance, but I could tell by the convulsive working of his throat that he was in the grasp of some overpowvering emotion. He first attractedl me with his clever inter pretation of a mule with the blind staggers dloinig the Charleston ;then he quite captured my heart with his, vreat imperso3nation of a crocodile in the throes of nausea. When I finally saw him carried out by his admiring comrades, I knew lie would he mine." The groomi refused to make any state mients. After a honeymoon trip to Keeley's, his popular couple will be at home to thieir many' friends ini the Garnet anmd Ilack room. -USC NOT WOMEN BUT, WHISKEY Hugh Willcox, Pout Willcox, I,loyd WVillcox and Frank Clarke are selling lhe best corn on the camipus, and thy) solicit your trade. Give us a chance ndwe will dIrive y'our trouble awvay. One( hour of conversation to the (drinik --tree fights to the hot tle. Willcox anid Clarke. tUIc Hrunsonm. friend of Marv Mc Numlty will give a writ teni testimiohial in next week's Ga.imecock. Adv'. es & Othe KIRVIN-ELLIOTT One of the outstanding society events of the season was the wedding Wednesday night of Miss Kirven and Mr. William Elliott. The ceremony was solemnized in the Cathedral of Saints Peter and Paul, the ceremony being performed by Father Max Rubenstein, ably assisted by the right Reverend Donald Russell At eight-fifteen the ushers Tinsley, Student Wilcox, Frank Clark and Charlie Purifoy entered and the church %as "was well lit." Before the cere inony Mr. Raymond Hildebrand sang in h1is usual sweet and charming style, a fitting melody, "Tonight you belong to me" immediately followed by "I don't care what you used to be', it's whate you are tonight." The church began to fill and with slow and neasured beat, gradually the strains of the wedding march, "There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight,' floated over the gathered assembly. The march was ably played at the church wheeze 'o' phone by Miss Nellie Frierson, the charming daughter of the town constable. The maid of honor, Miss Jules Seideman, classmate and life-long friend of the bride, entered, wearing a simple but pleasing one piece bath ing suit carrying a corset of Jimpson weed and poison Ivy. She was im mediately followed by the bridesmaids, Miss Alice Robinson with Mr. Crip Boyd, who was painfully sober, Miss Urquhart and the honorable Eddie Pritchard. The blushing bride who was never more graceful in her life, entered drooping on the arm of her guardian. "Shippem" Moore alias "Bugs." The ial train vas c.irrd by the -ti)d "Dutch" Wagener and petite "Billie" Cooper. Little Benny Hodge. carried the ring, but the crowd was worried lest the little fellow shou!d lose it. The bride was met at the altar b' her guardian who gladly gave her away. Mr. and Mrs. Elliott are both popu lar among boot-leggers and prize fighters. I The law school and the academic school wish Mr. and Mrs. Elliott all kinds of happiness, they'll surely need it. -USC BELIEVE IT OR NOT Rosaline Quattlebaunm says she lia! never been kissed by a boy. Huger Sinkler once spoke to sone body he hadn't been formally intro duced to. "Dode" McDow has never been un der the influence of anything stronger than ginger ale. Donald Russell once has a construc tive thought for the good of the Uni ve rsit y. "Buck" Shaw and Bob Lumiansky are suffering fronm Inferiority Complex. Joseph Karesh has never run for any politJcal office. Jim Harvey and Bennie Kaplan once "bummed" a cigarette. Bill Cooper and Eddie Pritchard are suffering from a nervous prostration. Catherine Zeigler and Elizabeth John 'en never giggled in their entire exist en t.cs "Dot" M ixon once hiad a sub)stantial thought (believe it or not.) Bill Cook niever wvent to a dance sob)er. Helen Savage and "Stocky" (Clark are man haters. The Gameucock Orchestra once lost money on a dantce. "I ha~ve reaIlized the error of my naym and wonl:ln't think of rnnliniiag my 'iioil sto re for proifit.'" said cor'po ' '' ' Iliildran<iu to-day. In: snieakirem ii, the pruihibit iion <mem - 'ion. D)i,e Mlc\leDowu~~ . thme white hai--d "'ir''my friom Yo rk said. "I abhdor .the .- i .itdht .smehf anid taste of IUkker; I dun't think any man that tomuche- it Ihn 1d( hem ont lhe T iiiner commit tee. r Things WEDDING ON CAMPUS. Bill Cooper to Miss Sarah Maxwell, March 29, 1928. Huger King to Miss Virginia Bracy, March 28, 1928. Frank Clarke to Miss Alice Urqu hare, Billy Elliott played second fid die in the wedding march. -Student Willcox to Miss Heavy Lester, March 25, 192k. Dr. Quack Goldberg to Miss Red Texas, April 1, 1928. Dr. Bass (pronounced like B silent) to Miss Elizabeth Guerry. Mr. Benjie Shelton to Miss Helen - the ladies last name could not be leained at a late hour last night. Miss O'Riley to Max Rubenstien, Bethlehem. Mr. William Cook to Miss Lottie Etters. -U3C MORE POLITICS, UGH The History and Sociological depart ments of the University of South Caro lina at a joint meeting recently went on record proposing that the Nicaraugen forms of elections be inaugurated in the Palmetto state and that Sandinian forces be sent up, not to supervise elections, but to speed the time 'of a new one. AN ADDITIO WE SUBMIT the sad e* describe a camel, said you try to think of th cigarettes. For in tirn The subtle influen have beeni care funl -the finest of ciga just the taste and every exp)erienlced 'a192R R .J. R EY NOL.D S M. & M..RECREATION PARLOR Billiards EIGHTEEN CAROM AND POCKET TABLES 1216 Main Street Columbia, S. C. "As Copeland Goes, So Goes the Fashion - Learn the Way" MANHATTAN SHIRTS--STETSON HATS--BRADLEY SWEATERS--MUNSING UNDERWEAR Everything Seasonable and Srylish for Men Who Care COPELAND COMPANY 1535 Main Street Columbia, S. C. 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