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It's a Bum Joke That Don't Work Any Way -Thinks John FRESHMEN SCARED STIFF Carried to Police Station By a Pseudo Oficer, Only to Find It's a Joke "Rap, Rap." "Come inI" And in came John Duke wearing a deputy sheriff's badge and in his hand was a warrant (apparently) for the ar rest of the men who had a copper still in their room. "Yes, we've got the still here, but we ain't using it, and Marshall Caotey knows about it." was their answer. Duke explained that Marshall Cantey had notified Chief Strickland, and, be ing a deputy, he was sent down to take them to jail. "I hope you won't feel hard with me fellows, but they made me do it." John explained. "I tried to get them to send another man. By this time, the four were really scared, so they got ii the car with Dukes and went down to the police station, wnere the joke was explained. In the meantime, some of John's friends went in search of "Judge", to get him to "fake" an arrest of John, when he got back to the campus, for im personating an officer. Tables would have been turned, and the last laugh would have been the best, but, "judge" could not be found. - U.S.C. - N. C. STATE BEATEN BY U.S.C. GAMECOCKS (Continued from page six) ly by means of hazardous passing. From the start the Carolina team drove hard so that by the second period they were able to register. A fumble by McDowell was recovered by Pruitt on the 26 yard line and the ball was ad vanced nine yards when Rogers shot a pass to M. Swink. Rogers and Swink smashed the line for continuous gains. Red Swink was substituted for Fennell who broke his ankle and on the next play Rogers shoved the bait over and R. Swink booted the goal. Teams Exchange Punts Many punts slowed up the contest considerably, each side fearing to have the ball in their territory. South Car olina used the punt to a great extent, although they frequently stormed the opposing forwards and caught the run ner for a loss. In the second quarter with the game salted away, the Caro lina team kicked the ball upon every opportunity' and tried for no more touchdowns, content to hold the Wolf pack in check. They were successful in holding them scoreless until the last minutes of play. Bill Boyd and Tubby Logan, centers, were ejected from the game for fight ing in the first quarter, Boyd resented the State man's slugging him under Cover. N. C. State-(6) Carolna-(7) Kilgore-LE ............Russomano Lamb-LT .................... Long Donnell-LG...............Bartelle Logan-C ..................... Boyd Nicholson-RG ............... Pruitt Bynum-RT, ..............Seidemian Studdert-RE ............M. Swink Jeanette-QB ............ Boatwright C. Shuford-LH .............Rogers McDowell-RH ...........Wimberly W. Shuford-FB .......... Jasciewicz Score by Perleds: N. C. State ...........0 0 0 6 Carolina..............0 7 0 0 Scoring: Touchdown, W. Shuford 1; Touchdown, Rogers 1; point after touchdown, R. Swink (placement.) Officials: Referee, Magoffin (Mich.); Umpire, Gass (Lehigh); head-lines man, Rawson (Georgia). Substitutions were as follows: Car.. olina, Fennell for Jasciewicz, Price for Boyd, Wright for Boatwright, Burke~ for Russomano, Red Swink for Fennell. State, Black for Logan, Austell for Studdert, Hunsucker for C. Shuford. - u.s.c. - Miss Eleanor Beasley wvas visited Monday afternoon by her mother and her sister, Elizabeth Beasley. They were in town only a short time as they had motored down through the co'untry. Miss Beasley is staying at the home of "RED" SWNKq Hero This ... agrsv0ak 'yn i is ~I.X ~'Rk This aggresive back, p7ayiung his first year on the Gamecoqk varsity, won the lasting applause of supporters last week in the North Carolina State game with brilliant running, head work and by boosting the winning point through the goal posts after Rogers' touchdown. MAIN STREET AGAIN VIEWS SNAKE DANCE CELEBRATE WIN IN N. C. Traffic Not Blockaded-The Men Move in Perfect Order-No Disturbance For two hours wild-eyed students watched the bulletin board Saturday for the results of the game in Raleigh. Those citizens of Columbia who had not heard the tidings were appraised after dark with a shirt-tail parade. The line formed at the Chapel and made a tour of the domitories before it began its march up the main drag. Jim my Baldwin had several pieces of the band affixed to the head of the parade to furnish the time. To the jerky -notes of the slide trombone, and deep boom of a bass drtim blended with the spas modic clanging of several cowbl.ls, nearly one hundred and fifty pairs of feet struggled to escape beinag stepned on ini the ever-speeding, ever-slowing line. Di ring the celebration traf fic resem b)ledl its normal appearance. No street cars clanged vainly or autos honked in despair of ever moving. The number of those in the parade was too small to allow for the criss-cross pattern hy which main street has been so often de coratedl. As a result the marchers wvent up one side of the street and then down the other. Under the shelter of the capitol dome, perched upon the signal tower the cheer leader led the crowd through the cheers for the warriors victorious on alien soil. Alma Mater swelled to the air and the day was done. - U.S.C. -- MISS ABEL TO VISIT PARENTS THIS WEEK Received Her M.A. Here Last Year-Now on Faculty at Lander College . Miss Marguerite Abel, former Caro linia student who received her M. A. at. the University last year, and who is now a member of the Lander English faculty, is expected home tomorrow to spendl tile week end with her parents. M'iss Abel is remembered for her wvork on the college publications, her activi ties in the clubs and - the Eupbrosy,nean Literary Society, of which she was pres ident Only One in Captivity Says Sophomores of Freshman LIKES TO RUN ON ERRANDS Tries to Buy Private Stripes at Drug Store on Main Street In the dark and black depths of Thorn well there lives a wise and knowing rat. I'he same oje in fact who told Dean Baker (when asked did he graduate trom a high,school) that he graduated from a two story brick building, he sup posed it was a high school. This very rat has a habit of getting out on the campus, on a quiet Sunday afternoon, dressed in the most up-to date outfit and with a banner in the form of a handkerchief floating over his head to show his fellow students what he knows about aesthetic dancing. He also likes to run errands for the nagging sophs. After returning from a vain search up town for some article needed by his upper classman, he was heard to remark, "I will declare, ain't none of these drug stores got nothing you want, Every time I ask for something they tell me they haven't got it." Well well, remarked a sympathiz ing bystander, "have you been after this time and couldn't get?" "Why," answered the innocent young giant, "I went into the drug store on che corner and asked for private stripes, can stretchers, and some striped ink, and they didn't have either one. Why back in Plum Branch you can get better ser vice than you can here." - u.s.c. - BIDDIES READY FOR CLEMSON TIGER CUBS (Continued from page six) Captain Pearman and Morrer shone for Clemson. Carolina Name Position Fulmer (160) or Derrick (170) .... C Guarino (168) or Johnston (175) ..RG Watson (181) or Stewart (175) ... LG Young (171) or Keels (170) ...... RT Wolfe (175) or Carson (174) ..... LT Vogel (155) or Windus (175) ..... RE Tolbert (160) or4 Ott (165) ...... LE Stackhouse (160); or Kinder (137) .. Q Cooper (144) or Jones (136) .....f LH Magill (175) or Sanders (154) ... RH Rogers (178) or Bradley (160) ... FB Clemson Name Position Talley ............................ C M arshall ......................... RG W all ............................. LG H all ............................. RT M orrer .......................... LT H oke ............................ RE Cain ............................. LE Redfern ........................... Q Pearman (c) ..................... LH Evens ........................... RH W ell ............................ FB Offcals: Osborne (Wofford andi Carolina); Perry (Sewanee) and Ber ry (Y.M.C.A.) "They had a hard time in that play with the actors rebresenting the elements of the storm". "How so"? "The lightning struck". -Buckned Belle Hop. The METROPOLITAN CAFE "The Old Reliable" Established 1900 1544 Main St. Columbia, S. C. CAPITOL CAFE Your Paironage App'reciatled Food of Best Quality-Excellent Service 1210 Main St. Couia,S. C.e OWEN & PAUL MERCHANT TAILORS Repairing and Altering 1117 Washington St. - Phone 6963 - Columbia, S. C. Welcome University Students to BURNETT'S DRUG STORE DRUGS, DRINKS, CIGARS, STATIONERY - Agents for - Whitman's Candy and Eastman's Kodak Supplies One Block from Campus-Phone 3191-Cor. Main and College M. & M. RECREATION PARLOR Billiards EIGHTEEN CAROM AND POCKET TABLES 1216 Main Street Columbia, S. C. 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