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NEW SPRING HATS In the new Spring Shapes and Shades. Sand Tan tones are the new Soft hat effects. Also French Greys Most of them in contrast trim effects in the nobby, natty Shapes. WRIGHT BROS. CO. Where it is a Pleasure to Trade 1330 MAIN ST. PHONE 5306 Burnett's Drug Store One Block from University Campus Drugs, Drinks, Cigars, Stationery Candies and Toilet Articles SPECIAL: Everett Waddy's Carolina Seal Stationery Phone 1261 909 MainfStreet The Latest Creations in Spring Suits fOrity Vranb aub (6riffon (Ilvt4rs Now on display at Marshall-Tatum Clothing Co. STYLE HEADQUARTERS Come in-we will take pleasure in showing you these new garments. *il tatr Book torr THE STATH BUILDING 0 Complete Line Fountain Pens, Examination Pads and other stationery for student's use 0 We Want Your Business LORICK & LOWRANCE The College Man's Store Pocket Knives, Razors, Razor Strops, Shaving Brushes, Shaving Soaps -ATHLETIC GOODS Footballs, Baseballs, Sport Sweaters and Robes Special Attention and Prices Given to University Men FOR COLLEGE MEN'S SHOES --Go To LEVERS Everything that's New in WALK-OVER & EDWIN CLAPP'S "Good Wear in Every Pair" A LITTLE B!ULL IBrook.: "Whettoe, , on ulriukI?" NNWe4tonle: " No." IIrooks: "Well hold I is ciua u til i t mnY shoe." A man froium the oomic 4dIN'lnrt Ine(Ilt, Wel t up towni ! In fort inate .lY he (rIpped I his meal t icket 1 aml I poIit ceman.( II vit h1 hop-mIailed shoes stepped onl it amil punnhed out t w() weeks! A ( 'A.S081.: Savi.:. 1iue to Ilie fact that the .\le 'all TeaIl'. m is i (e aU rket fr SaA.feNy ra zor's we w ar 01h.11 the 11price mn th IIIurham11 Cno plex and t he Never Iwa * v h)Ine will be inicreamed. The mless hall finds it impossible to) sreblock ice. rea without illhe aid (f a proper mileanls of, slicinlg Ile bricks. -'or a dv illonst rat ion of closme shaving.r watch the Never Ia I in a tion mn a block of ice(. cren. l'ooni Ilov. There was once a c(ollege N(ju dent who tof4k his college paper serimuslY and read all the niews and the( editorials and Said that it was great stliff and that, the (<ditgrs were th ones who did. everyvingll. for. the college andl .1alwas said what Shouhd bek .si d. No, thatiman never was here at Carolina. We read this inl th (lame (ock of years ago: lIe: When I get -hn - rich I am go(ing to wea.Ir notllinlrg )ut silk socks." She: "'1low shockinlg!"l OH, NAw! I triel t) love hlelr near the old mill One slarrv suiilner's night She shook her head and sweetlY Not bv aI "flani siglht." -( largoyle'. Gamecock Jokes From Years Back ( W'~e might as well copy1 themV1I4'I fromi the4 19)09 issue4s ax 14) wra'1ck( our11 bralins1 to rproduc le wan to 14 find onit-basi thereI' e'ver been'h a1 N ICW~ joke'?) SAT ()N! SturI1ge'onI done's (after' ch ureb ) : "Cn Icarr?yo "~'leraus, xson, it ixn't polite 4 to leatve oftI 1,he4 'e'.'" The&re' a girl froinl tlie Lad of the Sky, Who said to her.1 lover, ()hII ! iv, You Inay1% kiss I., (0f coIISe, lit you'll have it) us force, And4, -m)Iess, y41u're St "troneir thanl I. (OL ix 1910. (1')IN( 'STtON.' III ('1vieesis we read of (Ihe- hv E've sloh. fIrIs(, Adaill secoI, Cainl 11. 1 U4 a base hit, Abrallaun nllade a smacrifice. Noah put the <love out oi a 11Y. Thel( prodiga"l sonl nIle a1 I David stlruck mut ( 'oliat h. We rendo of foul flies inl P. roahl's tilnw. We k1ow Ilhecca kept cmll p.1 *y N with a pitcher. .11(iis wa,tls ba il n. .1lhu's te.nIll is highly% praised. We hvai of t le E4gyptiasll short stop inl I1he Ited IS'ea. IuthI I dIII NUoIni did g<)41 fichl work. A shive fannled Ilharoahl. "-Dvar Pather: Please Selid Ine fift.y. Hlave just piuIrc 1a1svieI a1 pail. of t raick shoes and have smine other expenlse".." PARLE READ11:1 I-.9N(,. S. 8. ( ?wing Parallel li'eadln.g Hteport for April-Mlay. virowNN1 in g-I pa ilges. Arl1-- 1 pages. Snapp.y Stories-510 pIgs. Whizz lang, H4ot )og, Waint pus Cat, L1et's ('M-:347I pages. TI tt .: ()iw .\ t.:ss I .hA,1 .T1o)1(.:. "Why N do (hey n ever, have .1 sqp1re Inleall here?(.P" "lecaluse the (coreIs Wou141 cui voilr. throat, and besides I Ile'e's oldly ellilIlo go raeill4l.' Clothing and Furnishir for Young Men who i Feaituring i KCincaid & Kimiball Tuixe Little Store McgCO1 R HABERL 1343 M AIl B-C ELEC Electrical Contractors Westinghouse-Hot Point and Service Shop Maintained. and Repaired. We carry a Mazda Lamps for Aut< service. We apprec 1215 Gervais Street ETIQUETTE. Lv--ssmn Nf). 2 on Hlow to lBe lavv 1 a lliyiet. .\s you p p r cIh I Iit tale', make a ruiniig jinp,0 eileav wring" I0 ble t ihe first onle I her . M.esidet. y our paite Y o1u wilN prb da 111 ind sqiuare piece o)f linenl, aItnapkinl. Tuck One cor 1m tnor under you)11r co llIa r, am14l I rap I e t lhe rest, over your. bo"olin vou i o n (It.e Ilhis all Youlr life. This will keep the chest spot less, but ite soup N will leak 11h1-1 in spite o)f al1 l uCanl do. hI I iil v e(I veryb (If 1y is waiting lor1 evvYhI.v (1se to start inething, carlesslv spring a rew it iisills, chic liig joIlY fill I he whi i le. I-lat., ull the wNorbll tats with %,)ut. Fast, .1114 you-m fast alole. To vat is 1uman to digest [1ivinIe. TPaste nmlkes waist. I )on't put off till tOMOrrOw what,,v yo caln cliew today. While heeis lifv there im Sppel it e. IIEI-:w.l, lI.ITS. %%.rup wellthe first plate inl [wider. 1ha1 (t.y secol mne miay be fuller. If iadvertently you get a pton the table chloth, AB SENT.\NINl)lDLY PLA('E A PIE('E ()F' BUTTEAE) lI1,EAD) ()VEl'H IT, IjUTTER D1E O)0WN. TI1E BUT l will keep thev bread froln slipping (01f the spot. If you spill the coffee in vol n'iigh hor's lap, instantly assure hiink that, You reallyN didn't Care for the c(ffTev anyvW4ay. TI Is nvld( th e secold les fi X0l;111g. It's all right fir a 111a to love .al1 mnankiind, but if het ("ets to Ivin'. towards all w(oninl kii he is apt to ('111 1u) in jail. .Y" News. Eduicationi is a fine thing for those who have a littile con011inon0 sense to start with. igs of the Better Sort ke to be Well Dressed ,he Finnonis do and Full D)ress Suits M AC'S Big Values ~ASHER Y iJ STRLEET TRIC Co. md Electrical Supplies UJniversal Heating Appliances Motors Rewound, Rebuilt comp 1lete stock of Edison >mlob)ile and Residence late your business Next to New Postoffice