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I"e Gametets I It T I .1S 1-1. 1) N\7 :1j I y I j N, ,I 1,[111. ELH I'llRADI\N AND C .I) SOPHIC SOC ETIF.S. F UNI VER(SITY O SOUTIH CARO LI NA. Subscription $i.50 per Year. Entered at Columbia, S. C., postoffice November 20, ioo8, as second class mail matter. Columbia, S. C. April 27, 1922. E. I-I. Folk.... .....Editor-in-Chief V. T. Beasley ........Associate J. A. Cave ........ usiness Manager George \Vittskowsky . Assistant Fant Kelly . Circulation lanager G. 1M. Dabbs __Assistant Alex Waite M.Aletics T. E. I lorton societv M. F. Stackhouse .o-e.........ds R. N. Smith ............ . . . A. J. N. Wells 1. aw WV. J. Ready ._Clariosophie J. C. 13. Smith .......... up.h.. .rad.ian. Contributors: C. S. Chewning Joe Horowitz W. C. leCall J. E. Millard C. E. Haselden Coleman Karesh W. A. (lark Eun11 Wilson \V. J. Gaines C. li. iendry To the High School Students We re-v hahI 1o have o.(I It) in t wit h s t4 n 41 ourll (nlllll p s I for] your (olests il decwIutI ion, heii ~4lu.l 1mck. A nuinhe (f ws have h1ilthe pleasurve il thev Years past to) have 4coine Ihter a aoi's tIe( Irepresentatives frm o hih11 chools ann4 we we k Aow the wa or Ils It. is g l l )i wil oul in you acontest 'Ind it is also a drIY browni ftsv that vomles whenl tuI ake .1 sipl I I be dregs of)If, il Some bod)4Y has gIt 14) lit ', Ilhe lo er. a cer I'lin. Th'le ne(x( (hing" is taking" tIk <1.'lefa not) as a failuref bull as te invitation t 11v wg til. We will nlot sayv as you)I have hevard Imst Judg1es say, "I wvishl 1hwre werv I mllvdal f'mr vver y on o( f Ith II 'ttans." I f Ilheve sholmd be a mllohal '1round there wvold he lil(le hloor 1,n the winner. ind periis Illost perfect (.4du1 tionlal .vsIviil was that of, plIy sical devvlopinlents thel-ebY pro iniig those other Imlost vital result 1s. This iowever was for men Ionly. The I lc I o ( ()f the womanvII .I W4as strictlY in Ihe hIoine. It is Ilnost rntilarkable as wel as inl feres(ing'. to nte( Ill what extent the wvoilenl of to-day are explod ilg thle obl tleory or ilea that wonin is a Illere crealiure. of domnicile foil and lvres and in ter'st s with Ino Itecesit for imental or physical training. It is only wit li ite lil recent yeva Is lhat higher ulicalion m for wo ii'n lbis lvel 'i4voitaed--i at is, recent It. years as coIll pared wit II t he vX ist elnce of anii ed - tat ioial ca reer for "our its ters. " A nId see what tihe ,fennile of teit species' has .1ccoiplished in th is limited space of time-inl died 11o a fev admit their sii perior-it y ! ( hnlv inl thle last decalle in this c(lilit rv has woiim111 tlr-own off (the shaules whielh bound her.I to lite narr.ow hiome walls, and so4 cietyv has conle ( o realIizv I it int essit v of "faster miids" inl pub lic life and afTairs. ( 11r f ask now as siliie i s seeking that. i'4du1cation defilned ns "flpeelvig st evel op 141 . higher degrve our phyv sical adlvnemenil and 11rainling.f Our htigh1 school '1114 voIllege girlsI hiave long pairt iciiated in thle iini ier phiass (f al bi let it as ten Iis aini ba.sket. ball find I he lighi teri forIis of gyvm na.st ics. )ur' Nort hern inst it ut ions have in I IteI lust fAew * years pudt iviher forms of atihet i ls in Iheir curri uia wi hI aInmizing res It s I'motball, baseball, and fthe firls are at luillil". a hiil 4t-re' of eflicienlv inl tfit e 1more ruigged forIs if boxill and wrefst ling. (0f coulise we woulid not l'i'r -nilv tirltuiis llves overslep 0111' hli I i ds-sfli t hi Ik I lexe are purll'lv fol' 11.1scillille 11111" le hill, not so. thiat we hiave lual withI us t his *vioi iige' sist' iiistiit1iii b1s tIliruioilI ftile St ut(e aiiid have wit - netssedt t heir au tit' towaird thiis mant ter'. We rejoite in ihei r greally hevIliir sniill be itginingiiii oif al grea'ut thIing. f rent tingsi~ nevert' griow over'1 niighit ; all muist have au siiial IbeHginning if' per nineiit re'sults anid so high dei greet o)f (fliciency(' lbe attauiined. hl i dly deve'lopmienits of' both ouir girls and bloyts is au goodi signi amiit promiiises we'tll for flih' heauiIliih ai growth ua uihttlic'iency'i otf lie i'iihI sronm-inn'aio Bouquets whit is a ollege paperp for? Is it to be aI 11mutuil a liirlatiol orga, bywhich thle edlitor O lrmws omi(piets at. all the gang wit the <1111erstadiing that thyihlle <v un,1 ()11to hinm inl a. simi ilbr u1ner? Is it to be a ('ollee Spirit" (organ I hat 111.1ke as aY crime <b14m(e ill the 11u11m1 Of college spirit a noble (etTort? The trouble -with the college paper is that every t1inl is per fet. "The-, r the si(iv hm1l the breaks, wve h1.1 all1 (the (mugh 1114-k." IlAvery thinlgi that we 1() is p.er-fect be:caulse "\\e" <do it. And t11e cOllfge paper m14ust tO be 114 mh1r11 ollow this plan11; Ilhe Iltruth is inod. No be coisultel. The vditor mu111sti ive his dic liom-Y beside him amld Search oul all I ie slpela.1tives if he is to be Ipplihn anld live inl fairly g0d (Ihat. If Ie t ries to) be a little bit original and have a muiembher of1 his stT tell thel trut h ONI'Clie is a ( f of licking 1ue, ollege spirit and brains. As long as Ile students are not willin'g to have real facts 1(141 onein4'g their activities, no P0gr(bss ali be mae1 inl I'lie fiel (f Ithe mlgepper. ThI Iiv iIsiiI Id ort al w%hIot thI iiks ihat uw t ever Ie iifests is perfect anld whoim il pro11 ,v -) cliis t11.t 1v has Io fault. is aln idiot a11 Iopeless beyom%il recover4IV. And it is not, the fun111tion 44f a ollege to giv bir o11 a 111d raise idiols. We um11. as welt he sensible men nd11) not bliini worslhippers wh(io, nlo( lookilug foir evil, 4o not, see it. Shifting Sands 8Sweve1)in I th L le vonr with Ith lore of aI g'le of lIaIglIter following a pr(Ohibit ion jokw the Invi.sible .1114 Invincible Order )f Shifitless ShiIters has fouI a lodgin. place within the ag (bd w11ls ald has alre'lyh, ab sorbed inltop its ranks a11 flock (If wilIinig mu(llembes. .1Idging4 fro Itle phenomenai~4l Isucce'ss thatIf the4 OrdeIr hads h14 ii p1 toi he fpresent,I we' are forcedh' 1(1 Ithe conelnisionl that11 it has1 V4ome( to) stay, to) be Pated as4 one o)1'(f the imost po(werl fii Iam141i Illmbrcinlg or1ganuiza 1ion1, 11ha1 las ('ver flour'ishied on be4 kno4Cked4. Of)t that I here ini no( are4' being 4'yed4 suisi 44iusly, g(Is. Itho1is." Thei( pro4fe'ssionlal joy k(ill'r 15is hinting a11ll manneir (If thlin is (evil 115 14 the lIl o fn tions 4of depraved flappers, PIr verted tva-hound, seared souls and distorted conscience:, raises an on t raged countenance to Ileaven calling upoll it to vit ness 1l.ie had, had thigs. that the Order is perpetrating. As far as our near-omnli science tells us, the great and worthy m-argization of Shifter. will suirvive despite Ile bleats of the (owni-troddel illbs wllo sport IIlnoceros hiides for wvool and therios bottles for heads. hlle proIes(itilg dervish will ho1wl to no avail, while the grand and noble Order of Shifters with its WorIt by CIheeseclot Is and Exalt ed To.1tm11astems will live oi for ever. lAng shift the SlifterS! College Poets A COUNTRY ROMANCE Night I t, hst. had comiueredl day, And the sun had suiuk away, And ti he Qu1een of nigit. was rid ing fair above, When John and Mirabaid Came walking laiid-inl-halnd Busily emlagaed il tihlIoughts of love. Said John to Alirabalnd, "(0ne thing you uilst under stand14 Is the years ihat we nImay spenld belowm are few, Whenl I ask you for a kixx, Why not. yeihl wvoliurself to blisx, And turn and give it as I ask of you." Aliraband then answered Jolhnii, "Sinlce the year that I was born, I have always saved tliei forI a special mIlan. Now please don't be concieted, Doit vou Mhink it's justily met If I let yo walk with Ilie and hol mly haml." .Joln replied to this witli miirth, "I have knlown you sinlce your birthl, And I know your thoights anld wishes rathier well. When I asked1 you for that k iss Wh1at I mieanut wasx sily this, (1ome( along a 11( we will ring the wedding bell. M irab)and at last was shy Ax she raised a bashful eye 1To John, woreallyloehi No Johnu (did hiix level best. ( You will guess the rest,) lIut we all believe he imore than bhi(14 her hand. N ighit once mtore had( conqullOredl (day, An th1 le xsun luu4l xunk away, And the Queen of Night high above, Came smiling hand-in-hand Fromi the altar joined by ever lasi.ing love. RULES OF ETIQUETTE Rile 1-Wh'llenl eltering soci ety aIAlays walk vith feet oil t-st retc Ied. ?ile 2-When leaving soci ety, -walk backward.s and trust to luck. Iule 3-When introduced to a lady always ask her age. If she tells yol ill smal-m1111111 bers inl cline the eyebrows so as It) ex press (10111)1. If she (osen't tanl swel, she is 11o lady . Rule 4-Never when about to smoke ask the hostess for the loan of her foot to scratch the Imlatch. Iule 5--Always drink tea with face. To drop it, between the lieckli' ald the top of the waistc(pt is the height of selfish neSS. hile 6-Never eat fresh laid pickles vith a spoon. Seize them between the thumb and fil (er M<iue1eze un11til Imlotionless. Then bite without fear. Mule --Never in an argu Imlent vith the host try to score a point. by throwing the butter at, lim. I,ile 8-AINways eat, beans wvith a toothpick; nlever vith a knife. Rtule 9-Never gargle your oup. Ask for a straw. Rile 10-Don't ask for tooth piciks' all society is supposed to have false tee( h. Hule 11-Never laugh at a joke wheni the m1oith is full of 011p. Ilule 12-1f cherries or pl1m1111 ar1e served neverI brow the seed under the ltable; put them in your pocket. I ule 13--If ymir escort ties a nlapkini around his neck, don't bawl him out; ask for a safety pin. With these few rules anyone nill get along in society.-Prin veton Tiger. RIGID REGULATIONS FOR SPRING SPOONING Young Women Students at Kalama zooCollege Walk Straight and Narrow Path Springtime, the timile Imlade for lovers, isn't' going to meal so mu111ch this year, to young wo llel stuldeits at Kaliamzeo .ollege. That is, if the rigid regulations laid down b)y Miss Agnes Powell, the college dleani of women, are ob)eyed1, Vollhow ing are some11 of Miss Powell's "dlont's :" "D)on't keep company wijth any young miani longer than thbree hours at a time. "D)on't keep company wi th anty yoiung man oflener thtan tw~o nights a wveek. "D)on't leani langorously againist a wall or' othler' supp)ort front of you and braced only by his armii abhove your shioulder'. Now ffha t spring is comning dlon't look into the eyes of a gentle mtan friend wvith a languid ex puression." (1irls at the college dleclare the regulations are too st rict. The younug men refuse to be anoted.