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A LUTTLE 13uL! It will be ie polii of this (olun to iccept nI() joke on any professor unlder whoN the eclitor or his cohorts llave a (las. ANy wit wh-1o feels likr satisfyving a gruitlge cani find1 01ou Protected list posted( oI the door of the editorial rooms. Th'lle oin season oil these pro fessors will commenece wien ve have conmpleted our require m1nilt-S. We lhare exempted Prof. Snowdeln frot any fur ther service inl this co41nn, but we would like to consider any "joke" either wit,ty or witless oil iis assistant, iProf. .Ierri we(t heri, ILa guIaeI )e part mient, wNill be given all available space. A I'LLY F,DITORUL. Thlis,4 decrepilu 1111 was fed at the .\less liall, as you Iav see Iv his leaI and huni11grV look. Anyone ealn see that he is a tylpical Carolina Bull, there is none other like him. le may look eliaciatfed butl the fire t ha gleI .s frin h 11 is eyes shows hmIll to be the real "arti (le."' lie hiasni't g'ot formi but he, has a st vle of his own, which ve hope this Nolumn will have. So get. behindl this bull, hlp us feed him, send inl your conltri b14itionl. WAshIie (lark "W hyA (1o you stand in front of I le Wigwam anl watch the passers?" Fraiml: "Oh, it's just a Imlat t(er of form. IlIealIthI Ilint: Friday, t he thiirteenlli ix a had lay iti jum111p oil a thirte story buibling. Mi-:ss lmALL Nomi-e:. An bu istiiit birokeni 41uring the Imleal wNill be cheer-11fully re Prof. MiCutcheoln :i "Ir. Bsrooks, what is a sociali"t ?" Brook":" guy who at te lds socials, professor." C(ently i11(( ble I ihe co1llege StuI dlet s' v-ocabl ary awti for that11 reason w(e are g'ivin g a little' no(tic to4 t( his ratheri ('xtraordi niary ('h11s of hiuniani spe(cies. A "Pupp Si i vnuggler" is a fe iiial(e (of 1the ~ pies'i' wvho loves JiO(idle4s and1 t(en puitisi'. She iS 11h4 Sameit thintg to a real gir'! as a "'(''itve I )oig" is ti a real ini. She4 fears a senibl ie -oni versain as11 muchiii'I as she( doe14S watshing diishies. $1he clasiie(s all tings aru1114 petrsonls with oneif orP i wvordls, I hey are'4 e'it hier "'darlinlg" or a "'pill ;" kIiid! of 1pi11 is not,i~r metionedC4. The14 onilo nse a't rm.nd fre 1I,'. D)ot :"I never' re'gret I ed but one kiss." En,11ily: "Which one wvais that?" Dot "''lhe (ne my m10other sanw. Drawing Material, Picture Frame Auto Wind Head] Webb's,A 1627 Main Street UNIVERSITY BOY! Hours With Us. Your r appreciated. A FRESH LINE OF CRAC Capital Cash and NEXT DOOR T 10% Off to All ...A KRAMER'S ! 1610 MAI The House of S AURELIO ...Professional I We photograph fini ture, ma( flash light, copy work, College Work I Phone 1615 Main Street Clothing and Furnishir for Young Men who 1i IFeaturing' 1 K%ineIijd & K(imball Tu'xe Little Store M CO HABERL 1343 MAl B-C ELEC Electrical Contractors Westinghouse-Hot Point andi Service Shop Maintained. and Repaired. We carry a Mazdla Lamps for Aut( service. We apprec 1215 Gervais Stree To All Students of the University of S. C. We Give 10% Off on All SUITS AND OVERCOATS Hook & Thompson 1417 Main Street Phone 7422 UNIVERSITY BOYS, Your patronage will be appreciated by us. We guarantee prompt and efficient Service Come to See Us "Service Barber Shop" 1209% Main Street Phone 5929 CLOTHING FURNISHINGS Moe Finkelstein's YOUNG FELLOW SHOP 1604 Main Street Columbia, S. C. Snappy Clothes for Students 10 Por Cent Discount on all Suits and Overcoats HATS LUGGAGE University of South Carolina Founded by the State in 1801 in the Capital City TIlhe iJniversity is organized with the following divisions: 1. Scnooi, OF APTS AND SCIENCE, with various courses, of study in Languages, History, Science, etc., leading to the degree of A. 1. and B. S. General Scholarships worth from $100 to $150 each. II. SCHooL or EDUCATION, which seeks to prepare per sons to serve the State as teachers, principals, and superin tendents of schools. In this course the A. B. is t degree conferred. III. GRADUATE SCHOOL, with advanced courses leading to the degree of Master of Arts. IV. ScHooL or CIvIL ENoINERINo, leading tO C. E. V. SCIJOL oF LAW, with course leading to the (degree of LL. B. The presence of the various courts and the use of the State Law Library afford exceptional facilities. VI. COURsEs IN RED) CROSS8, CIvILIAN RELIEF, F~ooD THRIIFT AND) DIETETICs. VII. 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