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A LITTLE BULL Ilealth Ilint: Wlle1 tiYing.. to beat a trAinl to a crossing Succeed! Ifell's lells cried the fresh InianI as the partilg hell at Co Jumbia College rang11 1. C. C. Axiom: A peach is nto good u til the (IPe(l) is re move<d. 1"olk: "I like a girl with sellse. MCcall il"That's natural opposites attract." Fresh Ia II: "Professor, did youl see t hat pastlre inl Ile Va t ican?"T Prof. Snowdel: "What Pas ture?" 14 reshl mna n : " h1 e past Inre whe I re the Pope's Papal 131u11s (iraze." Judge says: "The way to winl a girl to to li-.-k to her as close as a sick cat to a hot brick." The 31ess Itall is serving noplest .ggs-NIo1 so fresh as to be imupertinlent. Professor (1ev: "Mlr. (hewn in,what is the principal inl duilstry of vou county?" hewnig: 'Well, they grow corni and raise I-ell." Con fused presiding o licer: It. appears to tile aYes Ilhat the ehair4 have it.'' Wash. Clark: "M1ildred, I've hadI( q()nethIing4 hepSita,ting,ronl my1 lips fur somie timt now, (a,"' Mildred: "Oh, WasIlie, hov I do hate ithose little Illusfaches. IFealt h I lint to ('. C. IHouis: At, the peeling of tle hell check out. "Ife Illad the best after din ner speech I ever heard." "What did hle say?" Wait9er, give me lthe cheek." Exchang Paull-"At the parlY I thot your P ostum I e was5Il riping."' P'auline---"Well, if you were a gentlemlan, you would have tol me14 about it."---1xchiange A th11ing of bealuty* is a dlecoy forever. "ILa ! ha ! 1Dou ble time !"' chuick led th drun11 ikeni e'x-shav1e tail, as he4 sa1w two clocks in phire( of onie.-- -10xchiange. Thie P'ennsylvania Punnchi IHowl oftfers thiis toast.: "I lere's to thle la(dieS ! ( lod dlress '(eml." tint hi. Prof. "We~(ll, hiow are IaIngualge Prof: "A comipl(ete suIccess, ever'tybody fliuntked."' 10xehanuhge Whetstol sayv : A vs )Tee dog enIs u) a girl aiid says "wha1.t do you know? Nothinig, ~she re( plivs, whlat. 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