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| SPL \WHY I ('AM.\E T() ('()IA,EG(TE (A Freslioinanl theme. This theme is givenl il all Englisl i (' hsses.) When I finished IIigh School I <(IIdn't have nlowh-Iere elseq to go, andl as p).aw nIllae somle mlonleyN on cottoll lie sent ne to college. Paw <didn't wanlt mle to work,-as thed boll-weavel hadn'llt hlit uis Yet and he had1 a Ford ad dhe t wo nIlIIes Werle Ibeinlg edI Iby- tle Ii-e(I 11,an1 and mlaw could milk tle cows ii ully tihe groceries andu4 get plaw Some tobacco. (Conseulentt *y I hia I notlilg luich to do except. plow and plant alnd hoe cotton aini cornI an11(d %a I ws r(in to take me r- ?_ hIloe after Feb11a11ryv ill time I'fr that, at least thats wiit 1 told him to lo for I wasn't going, to pass three subjects anway. Another reason I camt to co lege was to Ie lier'I for the State Far c. We alw11 vas coile i'p) to the State Fare in the Ford ald I was always seaired to death we was going to get 1111 into by somile of those coniltr v cliolfers who wert driving to ('olulllbia to set the purple and gild cotton hales gro dlown bef'orv the first prize g,arnet, anid hlack chickens. They w%er-e Str-ongy for thle ('llmSonl bo%-s for their prfessors alwa vs selt theiil books oil hIow to priue fig buIlsIes. Or kill ugs oil piCtato-ts o soIllethlling else aboul, tle farm and nevtr charged tm for it. An d1l they happenled to know that Ili ra 11 'Jolinson's wiles brother's sister-ill-INS lepiew %woil a sclo larship to ('lemson whicb gave them a personal interest ill the School. .\Ny prncp lin Ijighl SchIool was strolIg for elil to (olle to coii Iege too. I Ie watec Ie to go to Woile college in Greenville. said it was his ahlner. matter. that fix ed me. I didn't want to go no where that he'd been, for I want to go to .i scliool that was rated 1 a go1Yod school b yiv t hIev rea I outhcrnI ass(ciatioIl. I needed to learnl ill o Ier to spvIi I paw's IIIoIIv anld I rcoin't go to the dn ly ()'ollpans buy\ilg agt(';s scl,Ijid. li sir, Wol Is (roinug to bvAt them nextyar I think these reasons ar sii ficeent to sat isfy thie faculty that I ual gooduuh re'asonls to comeic toi coniah dow theViIlre. Frieshnmn: Ai~ ( ic'dlv of Er~, Sophooirce 'IMul chido About Noithing. Siori A\ It's W~iell Thiat Ends We'll." Orange ai Ilue. Nowv I lay mei( down to re'st,~ To stutdy hard I 've' tried myv best.: If I s;houhiI die biefore I awake, * -( )rnare annr Illnoe R S. ED UCAT ION. YoungIJoh Smlith, who Jumps a counter Inl the Star Delartient Store, Is an e(<41(ented personl. 1in a1 IIIIIIred hinalds of lore. I1v Can (IIconjigate in Latrm, Aii in (Greek he feels at ease: IIe is stron Ig for mathaentics Alld a t homle w ith Ilh. D).'s. I Iv call reii and write inl S:m.serit, IIe hias ogic right down pat lilt he v.:1-is just fif,teenl dolhas. .\Ald le's lck to get that. Rticlmn I,N)e is shy oi learning"i: Ie can't ,ven pII-sV a 1101111. ireek and I,atin are bevond him shor)It division mnakies him11 fr-own. I1 it caime to logarit mlis. ie woIld go the otlie way: ('hjeIjistry mI1eans n(otinl,g to hi,i. And at logie he's a jay. Bliut despite his de'llrth of know ledge, Ile is owner of the store, Where the erudite yonigp, Simlith ear1ills Fifteen per aini nothinig iore. Stepienis: "IIn.ve youl taken a bath ?" IE.-ans No. Is there one miss ing?" (',ainpbell :"A re y.oul tryinmig to iii1ke a fool out of me?" RamseyN,: 'No. I never trY to interfere with nature." I rofessor Olson: Do voII know why I gave youl a III?" ludolph Lightsey: "No, I real lY call't think." P'ro fessor: "Correct." Soph: "-Where is the clutch in a car?" 'resh: "On the back seat." - -The Mlississippian. Ihouglh college days lave their delights They (an't coipare With college IigIts. I.xchianlge I V )( )ST li)st. and the wori boosts with Kock, n111 y r the slf: For the woirbi gets sick of the one who'll k(ick, An w11~ ishies lie'dc kick hiimiselfI. Ioost whenu thie siin is shining, lioost wheni it starts to rain: If yo 'u llhppen to) fll, d on't lie liut getil u l nioost algamn. Isoost for your own . avancemienit. lioost foi thle thinigs subllimie; F'or thle eba P liat's foitmt oni the tojpiost round Is a b5oster every' ime. IExami Qiiestion: "What (do you thiinik of this couirse? Lieiiinon: "I think it. is a well roundi(ed out course. What we dIon't get ini clas~s we get on1('i exam Sinnt ion." O)E TO A HORSE. )I Imackneye< v little anlinlul1 of vitiated fame! ()ht sYmpathetic helper of t ie helpless al the laie! IHow often lie you carried on your beit, alibiguouls back The ambi<extrous Student Who avoils the narrow track ! IHow often, also, have youl swill. the river Failuire thril With wvellI intentione<d persons who are prole to lean on you ! Youl knowing little civitire, with oVur11 too prosaic face, Yon do y-ouri1 balefull dity wit-I : SofIt elanldestinle pace, Not knowing whom orripting, wviloml obeying' mu11.ware, Ilut 1ran:Ing,Ilf yourl jimlproper path wvith calculated care, ) hI. o will sev volr error aiu, 'o io vol. crooked crony, Thllat m nnul no mNore ca( vi0 at the "Inlterlinlear. Pony"? -.J. M. \ Fresh : "W1,hv <of\ vou call Cant well. 'le Ark.' " Soplh: "ecauIse after floating aroun0ifd he is folld '(n the apex.' Jun1ior: "Where are vou going inl such a hurr?" Senior: "' got a a<ate with an1 egg a l1 can't break it." Sophi "It onlv takes me fifteenl iinutes to dress." Fresh : "It onlv takes Ime tei." Soph "1: "ut I wash." --The Southern. 'e Ia1ugh ;It tle prof's jokes, No muatter what they be, Not because they're funny jokes, Blit out of policy. ---Tie Student. Prof.: "'Jfust vho is the absent girl in the vacant chair before mw?" -Miaii StuIdeit. Gainls: -I can't accept this poeim at 111. It, isn't verse: it is Imlerely an1 escape of ras." hewnig: ")I. I see: soIlle hing wrong with the meter. REFINED FOOTBALIL. "I beg Ialdoln sirl I fear .ly (lbow ('aught, vo iln tihe llose. I )on't mienitioni it, I beg of you; IIolle I haave llot Iiasiled VOIIr toes. "I ear lite I tiitust ap)ologh'ze, lnra let ile llelp youl to your feet." Itan foui sir. Iet uile coimieil( Your h tascklIinhg: 'twas extremiely neat. I've brutisedf youri jaw v--believe ie, sir, I (JO regr(et stai sU -ii-iiSebanI lce. "A trhi le p)rithaee, take liy arm;h I'll leta you to the amblanll lce.'' "Your01I ear l, I thinki I, sir-I am i grieved; 1 have b0 een rather rough, I fea~ r.' Will courtesies like these bIe lieard( Whaen Furmarin aind Carolina mieet niext year? -.Slected. To All Students of the University of S. C. We Give 10% Off on All SUITS AND OVERCOATS Hook & Thompson 1417 Main Street Phone 7422 UNIVERSITY BOYS, Your patronage will be appreciated by us. We guarantee prompt and efficient Service Come to See Us "Service Barber Shop" 1209% Main Street Phone 5929 CLOTHING FURNISHINGS Moe Finkelstein's YOUNG FELLOW SHOP 1604 Main Street Columbia, S. C. Snappy Clothes for Students 10 Per Cent Discount on all Suits and Overcoats HATS LUGGAGE University of South Carolina Founded by the State in 1801 in the Capital City The University is organized witli the following divisions: I. Sciiom, 01or Airs AN) SCIE-NCE, with var1iouls courses, of study in Languages, II istor, Science, etc., leading to the degree of A. B. and I. S. General Schoaiurships worth from $100 to $150 each. IJ. ScII00r, or :oUCATION, Which seeks to preIIpaie pe' Sols to serve the State as teachiers, principals. antd suiperin tenlents of schools. In this voiise the A. I . is thle degree coiferred. IlI. (nADUAr. SCIuM, with cadvm- -om-se ledin to the degree of Master of Arts. IV. SCHoor. ExmsL:l:InU, le()in-IIg to C. E. V. Sciio0r or Ljaw, wvith courise leading to the degree of L.118.Thle prIesenc(e of the var1 iouis courts amiul thle uise of the Staite Law L~Iibary1 alford except ionial facilities. V I. C~ouse:s I N ik:o n uss.( Ciiu.a AN :I . :r, y'oni TIir-r AxN D)iEr::-Ies. V II. Sci lot ! o M Co iuin: (e Courses ini Aeonuntinig E4conoiec ProlIem1s and1( Business Mlethiods. College fees for the yeari, $18, inch1( iing met iieal1 a ttenitioni. For women college fees are only $12. For those paying tuii tioun, $40 aitddit ional . IHoom, w itht Iigh t antd service, $18 ai yeaLr. Lioan funds alvailabIle. For (catalogue addre1 ss W. S. CURRELL, President Columbia, S. C.