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Heard On the Campus. By HuxoNN, of the Scribblers Prof. C. E.: "What is a de touri?"' Stude: ''Te roughest distance bptweenl two points." * * * Instructor:- "Identifv three important seas." 1). P.: (ar1olinal), C(hlicora), C1(olumnbia). * * * I walked Up Mhain Street Yesterldav and Stopped at A busy corner. A chicken got On the street ear. A voice behind Me whined, "Help the blind." I gave him My last 2 bits. * * * 24: "I was born broke." 25: "Yes, and evidently, you've had a relapse." * * * Prof. Keith was seen on the campus the other day without a straw hat on. * * * Nexet. J. 1). B.: "It's so cold up in Wallalla that its the middle of July before the thermometer 'will thaw out and rise." * * * Jack and Jill went to the still To get a keg of lightnin'. Jack came back with an optic black Cause Jill was tight and fightin'. * * * You can get an A. H. if you're wise, or an Li. B. if you're other wise. * * * We wonder whlen the Arrow Collar man and the Coles Phill iP's girl are going to ann11ounce their engagement. * * * "All by myself," said the base ball player during the foot all sea son. * * * Furman will now rise anduc sing, "Ylou made me wvhat I am to day," by 14o1leaf Clova r. * * * Freshman (standing in front of D)eSaussure) : "Will you kind ly inform me as to where I can find1 something to eat?" McCall, WV. C. : "Go 89.7 yards west; 125.75 yatrds south; '24.765 *ards west; '25 eents." Freshman (as before) : "Yes, * * * Puppy love is b)est exemp)lified py the tea -hiou,mds. * * * "Eaiist is WlAest," sid the stuude ahalf-pint later. Y. W. C. A. The Y. I. gratefully acknow ledlges the initerest shiowni ill tlheirI Th'le 1. V. C. A. held its regu- work and equipment by the Clit lar meeting Moiday afternoon il recently or;IIZe(1 oil the cails the Y. W. rooms. fiis being t1e bN the Professors wives. first meeting since the muemiber Ship drive, it was inl the foriml of an initiation service for the new NOTICE SENIORS! members: the impressive candle service was used. After this ser, Applicions for degrees S11011141 vice. Miss Fletcher Stackhoulse, t)e filed in tie Deals ( Office b% ('hairman of the Service (' I'om - D ecember Ist. Names Imlittev. spoke to the girls on slJoI le phinly written in flill J'nksgiving,' laying before the and jilst as desired to appear on girls the plains of her ('ommittee. lIa l4ollowin1g the p 1- s. Law Seniors shoriol file appli ('urrell delightfully entertainted %%witi tile )eall of the Law the Association givig 11e girls School. <1iite anl enjoYable social hour to- A ppl a Deall's Oflice for form detgler.e itets UNIVERSITY BOYS, Spend Your Leisure Hours With Us. Your patronage wilt be greatly appreciated. A FRESH LINE OF CRACKERS, COLD DRINKS, Etc. 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We guarantee prompt and efficient Service Come to See Us "Service Barber Shop" 1209% Main Street Phone 5929 Moe Finkelstein's YOUNG FELLOW SHOP 1604 Main Strel Columbia, S. C. Snappy Clothes for Students 10 Per Cent Discount on all Suits and Overcoats HATS LUGGAGE University of South Carolina Founded by the State in 1801 in the Capital City The University is organized with the following divisions: I. Scuo or ARTs AND SCIENCE, with various courses, of study in Languages, History, Science, etc., leading to the deree of A. B. and 13. S. General Scholarships worth fromt $100 to $150 eh. II. SCHooL oF EDUCATION, which seeks to prepare per sons to serve the State as teachers, principals, and superin teIm<dents of schools. In this course the A. B. is the degree conferred. 111. GRADUATE ScuOOL, with advanced couirses leading to the degree of Master of Arts. I V. Scuooj, or CIvur. ENoINEERIINo, leading to C. E. V. Scinooj, or LAw, with course leading to the degree of L. B. TIhe presence of the various courts and the use of the State Law Lib)rary affordI exceptional facilities. -I C,o.URs IN ilED CROss, CIVILIAN RELIEF, FOOD 'I n IiTi'' A NI) I)rETEiis. VIJI. Seniooi.' o Commen:iCE.-Courseis in Accounting Le4ononne PrI IobInIIIs and1( Bisine~ss iMetlhods. College fees for the year, $18, including rnedical attention. IFor wolnen college fees are only $12. For those paying tui tion, $40 additional. Room, with light and service, $18 a year. Lo)an funds available, For catalogue address W. S. CURRELL, President Columbia, S. C.