Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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(lote Uitto Prof. Thomas: "What is a court of chancery?" Miss Sullivan: "A court where you take a chance." Fresh Burn (sticking his head on part of the heating apparatus in the gym): "Great Scott! That's a hard elevator." Dean: "Have you been thru Calculus?" Fresh Watson: "Yes, but it was dark and I did not see much of the place." Claud Smoak: (Opening the door into Prof. Snowden's class 1 )O:n.) "Beg your pardon, Pro ie sor." .'r >f. ..owden: "You'd better, sir." Prof. Dennison: "You can not tax capital, can you?" Sirnkins: "You could get the i.terest on the capital you con liscated." Fresh vVingo (waiting for the performance to start at a "World of Pleasure" and looking at the asbestos curtaii) "Say, are they going to throw the pictures on that screen yonder?" CIVICS CHANGE PLANS Call Meeting Passes on Changes for Banquet. At a call meeting of the Civic Club last week it was decided to change the date of the banquet from Wednesday night, March 14, to Saturday night, March 17. It was also decided to let the m 'm'ers take th-ir lady friends. lI :o n:nittee on arrangements 's a.iy p'anning for the banquet and it is expected that this will be one of the most enjoyable so cial events of the season. TRACK PRACTICE BEGUN Good Schedule Being Arranged for 1917 Season. L'ollowing the call of W. C. Mann, the newly elected mana of the 1917 track team, prac tie started Monday afternoon. T'ie first meet to be held will -e.. oluambia wvith ' w eorst. Negotiations are in Progress with Clemson, Cita del, and D)avidson, but definite ....edts ma ot be made until later. Trhe plans, however, are to have two meets in Colum bia and two elsewhere. Those who take p)art in any form of track events are urged to try out. Practice hour is 4:30 D3. m nahe g,mmnim. WITH OTHER COLLEGES Cecil Creen, quarterback of the University of Alabama foot ball team, is at Washington and Lee. The co-eds of Vanderbilt have just added about one hundred dollars to the student activities fund by giving a "stunt night." The hit of the evening was the "Ballet Russe." Twenty members of the fresh man class of the University of N. C. made honor grades last semester. The dean reports that the average work of the freshman class has improved ev ery year. Their thoro alumni organization is bearing fruit. A shipment of 1,400 Springfield rifles has just been received at the University of California from the War Department in Washing ton. These will replace the old model Krag pieces that are now being used by the cadets. Ohio State men and women now have their feet as well as their minds trained. Every Thursday evening 75 couples flock to Orton hail to attend the social dancing class under the in struction of Allison W. Marsh of the department of physical edu cation. The girls attending the Junior Prom at Washington University recently received a severe shock when they were requested to check their bouquets at the door. The rule had been made by the Prom Committee and was rigidly en forced. Theatre Tickets Free Given With Purchase of 50c or More Ask for them Marshall-Frost Co. Clothiers 1318 Main Stree+ THE PALM ETTO NATI I AL B A nrgg19n1)o N K OF COLUMBIA, S. C. CAPITAL $500,000.00 SURPLUS $2d0,000.O0 wi.'I2RF JONEs, Chairman, J. I'. N. ii- it s. I'res. JohN J.siEi.~S. V-I'res *r.TAi I OH, V.-lI'res. I. Mi. NIAU.DIN, V- Pres W. .( H. sshier I . 1 HASErI I)iAI., A st. .IeIr Rogers Ice Cream Co. Ice Cream and ices Bricks and designs in fancy forms our specialty 1I724 MaIn St. Phone 1282 Scruggs & Bailey, Inc. Clothing, Hats and Furnishing Goods 1O'/ discount to College Students. - -:- - SAMUEL PRESTON, Campus Rep. COLUMBIA. S. C. TEl.EPHONE 1520 1412 MAIN ST. S. B. McMASTER INC. Sporting Goods COLUMBIA, - - S. C. CAPITOL RESTAURANT For LADIES and GENTLEMEN A FIRST-CLASS PL.ACE TO GET GOOD TIIINGS TO EAT Everything Clean and Up-In-Dahe REGULAR MEAL 25c. OPEN DAY and NIGI'T Phone 925. 1210 Main St. In character and equipment, for the work to be done any com parison of work done here with that done elsewhere, would be odious. Copeland's Barber Shop Y. M. C. A. Bldg. Sumter, S. C. -lave You Tried the New Cigarette 'PINKUSSOHN'S POTPOURRI" Its in the Blen-d Price I Oc I. S. PINKUSSOHN IGAR COMPANY all \.k For it at Your Nearest Dealer Where are you going to get that Spring Suit? Full Dress, For 'enl Get your Tennis Idis for the tournamenlWIt ait S. B. McMASTER'S I Ie fuisihed them for the laist otunament lFREC. LANA SIMS, Campus Agent. .524 Man St. Phone 1831 Tom Hook C lothing ad( Fuirnishing G oods Suits Made to Or<der 10 Per Cent Diacount to Students VISI'T! N ( ('. I)ls. 60 'OlC 75e. EXCURSION FARES VIA SOUTHERN R. R. SYSTEM From COLUMBIA, S. C. ATLANTA, GA...........$7.40 Account International Asso ciation of Rotary Clubs; tickets on sale June 15, 16, and 17 with final limit June 25, 1917. MACON, GA.............$6.00 Account the Chautauqua of the South and Southern Con ference for Education and In dustry; tickets on sale March 17 to April 4, inclusive, with final limit returning April 10, 1917. NEW ORLEANS, LA.. .. $22.00 Account Laymen's Missionary Movement, Southern Presby terian Church; tickets on sale March 11, 12, 13 with final limit March 21, 1917. NEW ORLEANS, LA.... $22.00 Account Southern Baptist Con vention: tickets on sale May 11 to 17 inclusive with final limit returning May 31, 1917. Limit may be extended until June 15, by despositing ticket. and payment of fee of $1.00 WASHINGTON, I). C.....$15.55 Account Inauguration of Pres ident Woodrow Wilson: tickets on sale March, 1, 2, 3. 4 with final limit March 10, 1917. Limit may be extended to April 10 by depositing ticket and paying2 fee of $1.00. WASIIN'ION, 1). C....$15.55 Account National Society, Daughters of the American Revolutioln: tickets on sale April 14) to 15 with final limit April 30, 1917. WASlINGTON. 1). C....$10.15 Account 27th Annual Reunion UnIite'd ('on federate Veterans and 22nd Annual Reunion Sons of Veterans: tickets on sale June 2 to 7 inclusive with final limit return ing Jtine 21, 1917; extension until .July (i by de lpositing tiket and paym ienti of fee of $0.50. I'roportionlal reduced fares from other points. ('all ;n local Agent f'or further information ar address S. H. McLean, D. I'. A., Coluim ia, S. C. Take home a cop. of 'A Hlistory of the University of Sout h (Carofina''b Ia d win L. Grieen, Professor of An cient Languages. Special Price to stuidents, $2.00 Lyles' Studio M4akers of Portraits that Please Kodake FinishIing Main Street Phone 277