The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, May 01, 1915, Page 2, Image 2
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Hey, Stack!
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A valediction is often a male
diction.
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Our umpires have been rather
Weir-d.
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Some examinations are impas
sionate.
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Our objection to kodaking is
the exposure.
A new race discovered!-the
soph co-ed ra-e.
Torpedoes constitute Ger
many's sinking fund.
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The cue bet did not originate
from the alpha-bet 'q'.
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Although they are scribes we
would not call them Pharisees.
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The Germans are reported to
be using gas. We believe it's
hot air.
Dalton and Seymour are about
to tight over the cost of a ride in
the Jitney Bus.
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A lawyer would call a man
suffering from a weak constitu
tion unconstitutional.
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We venture a bet that the bit
terest bite Is one's own words
that he is force to swallow.
Once there was a little girl who
was very very nice.
If I wrote to her once, she'd
write to me twice.
I wrote twice once, just for
fun,
And now I have to write two
for one.
HERE IT IS
Greetings (applause)!
WE ARE WHOLLY THINE
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With this inter-relation we shall
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MACHINE POLITICS
In union there is strength; in
political machinery there is cor
ruption. This is evidenced in
the decision of the Terre Haute
conspiracy case. There is no
honorable, worthy reason for
tihe exisLience of a steamsu roller
in any organization. It is a pos
itive revelation of the character
and ambitions of the participants.
It shows the insatiable greed and
unworthiness of its members.
When it takes a clique or a ma
chine to create or elevate a thing
or a person, that fact alone is
sufficient proof that the product
is not the result of evolution, and
it leads to the presumption that
that clique considers the person
in question as probably unworthy.
If it were not so, why the ma
chine? The acron fa!!s to the
ground and develops into an oak..
What a beautiful life! It does
not require a machine.
Carolina has been upheld as a
democratic institution- -demo
cratic in the spirit that strength
ened Washington, democratic in
the spirit that supported Lee.
We are proud of this. We glory
in her liberty-loving atmosphere.
We deprecate the practice, and
unflinchingly condemn the man,
or men, who by secret and un
fair means would try to legislate
particular and unwholesome
measures. We excoriate in the
harshest terms the man, and the
motive which prompts him, who
would secretly endeavor to round
out and mould the policy of any
organization. It is presump
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flection upon the body, and is an
injustice to the man who is sup
posed to get the benefit of the
craftsmen's creation.
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man is the successful man. An
individual is often harmed by the
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most tkontemptible politics is that
which a man is not willing that
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