The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, January 10, 1914, Page 3, Image 3
The Gamecock.
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W. J. SCOTT (Y. M. C. A.)...Edgefield
M. A. WRIGHT (Student Body) Edgefield
Columbia, S. C., January 10, 1913
Here's a hand. Grandpa Bur
ney.
* **
Think what a job Santa Claus
faced when he came to the co
eds.
Occasionally, though, you do
hear a student say "gymnasium"
and "examination."
* **
Among those who registered
after the holidays was little New
ton Bunsen Burney.
. * **
Sometimes we close our eyes
and imagine ourselves cuddled
.up in Alford's Buick.
Over in the library they won't
stand for anything but silence
and very little silence at that.
What has become of the old
fashioned freshman who used to
carry a one dollar bill in the toe
of his sock?
* **
Our spies report that vacant
places at the mess hall are rapid
ly filling up which is just why
vacant places were taken to the
mess hall.
When a man's beard grows a
quarter of an inch over night he
must be tempted 1.o say with the
psalmist, "Oh, slave, where is
thy victory!"
* * *
Whenever you see Clinkscales
mumbling to himself, he is re
peating that old saying about the
prophet being without honor in
his owvn country.
CO-OPERATION WITH PUBLICATIONS
The fellows here have 'got to
do more to help out the three
publications, The Gamecock, The
Carolinian 'and The Garnet and
Black. Every fellow should at
least take The Gamecock' and
The Carolinian and buy a copy of
The Garnet and Black even tho
he may not contribute to any of
them.
To round out our college life
we should stop this infernal hab
it of specialization and try to
broaden, to widen our sphere of
influence. If you are not a sub
scriber to these publications, get
busy, don't be a tightwad. Help
out our college publications.
FACULTY AT ORATORICAL CONTESTS
We hate to have to always show
our faculty the way they ought
to follow. Most of 'em (there are
one or two exceptions) ought to
know by this time what is ex
pected of them. We will wager
that there is not another college
in this State where all forensic
contests are not attended by at
least two thirds of the faculty.
This body of grave and venerable
men daily impress us with the
enormous importance of paying
especial attention to that subject
which they lecture on, and lay
especial emphasis upon our col
lege spirit, in so far as it applies
to studies. And yet not more
than two or three of them ever
come out to cheer on those who
attempt to occupy the high chairs
of Demdsthenes and Webster. It
is not right. These men ought to
have the co-operation of every
member of the faculty. And
every member of the faculty
ought to be present at every one
of these meetings. What are you
going to do about it, faculty?
Pity Christmas dinners don't
give tips on cramming for exams.
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