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AGMGCnbTUhJS. on Hiob Htlt.h.—Ouo faot pouuuouhI with Uifl building of feuoen on nidn hilln in commonly overlooked; Hie aurfiioo to not a fixed fnot. Like a glftcior, the whole body of the soil ih in motion, imperceptibly, but nurely the piuticloft of earth oomponiug the nurfuoe move each upon the other. ’The rotuilt in hc«'ii in the poaltiou aNNiimed by the majority of nuoh feucoft. However plumb they may have been at tint, they mmmi hugiu to luoliue with the hill, and before long proMout a diitagr.ieable. tuu- ble-tlown appearance. Much ditlloulty may Ito avonletl by proper cure, i f, 111- ntead of itt'ltiug the pjata ahftolutoly plumb, they are given a Hhght inelina- Uou towanl the iiMcendin^ aide, the movenient of the Hiirfaoe will have (ar Ichh hold upon them, ami will really toml to bring them to a vertical pou* lion, ami ket'p them there much longer. An angle, Hay, of one degree from the ulwolute veriical line will b«« enough, and will not bo olio naive to the eye. The reaaon for the greater atability of thiH position ia found in the fact that in the hint ling over of the pent aa thua not,the rotary motion of the body of It, over the loot, eompola a alight raiao of the upjKir part, whieh the iidheaioii of the earlu, when closely rammed down, aa ooiiHtantly resiata. Fiari't.* on Hnoi'iiUkH. I have a val uable mare with a swelling oir the aboul- tler, said to be a llatula. (Jau you or any ol your oorroapondonta tell me what wib enroll? The only way of treating ia to make an ineiaiou in suoli a form that tin mat ter will run nut by gravitation, ici it ia formotl. If the Isme ia feuudt'O be dia- ciiseil,whieh will be ascortanuHl by pro bing, the diHeaacd parts abeuld Oe re moved by lorccpa. Alter the tlatula ia cut it should lie syringed daily with a lotion eompossd of chloride of mine,one- hall drachm to one ipiart of water, if matter terms again alter the wound closea, it miiid be out open again. It ia not sale lor an niipr.totiood liaml to at tempt an operation of this sort. Tukmethod adopted in tlermauy for preventing liie slipping and falling of lioiN(<a on the pubiie road ia as iiunpie as it is simple. The suiitb, when Uu ishiiig (lie slua>, punches a hole ill two cuds, aa soon as the shoe is made lie hi|*s ui a screw thread ami screws into 1 he shoe, when on the horse's loot, a sharp-pointed si ml a foot tit length. With shoes lima tilted tne horse can travel securely over the worst possible road. When the horse conn's lo the stable the pointed slml is nmercwcl and a button screwed iii;ih> damage can tlieu happen lo the horse,and the screw holes arc lima prevented fiom tilling up. tloiisK Mints,Kuhttcr bits arc best lor winter use on your liorses. The mor tality among liorses is greater between the agt>s of I and S years than at all otli er periods ol lite. Warm the bit on your bridle m Irosty weather liefore putting d m the horse's nioiith. The bit lull oi fro.t, eommg in es'iitnet with the tongue and lios, ad here's to these sett tissue* the same as it would do when red-hot, leaving the ammal with a soft mouth. M you do not believe it place your own tongue on a pieee ot irosteHi iron some oo'd inoniiiig and Ih' •MllVUlCeHl. t'N those erv'i's winch nivd to Ih» cul- tivated "ith hand iinplcmcnts, manure tr«v from ton I s«nsU sln'itld Ih* iis«Nt,*nd unless the farmer has plenty of that, eoumiereial fertilixers maiiiifaetunNl l*y reliable tirms should bo largely siil'ati- tut«si. ilcm r.rllv, ten dollars' worth of tanner’s time should lw» (Hpuvwleut to that amount in each, ami he eamiot af- lonl to Im weeding tunn|v» t>y liaml wlien a liorse-!uw> would do it mor»‘ e\- tH<ditu>usly .witli its work suppleuieuttsl by a hand wlnsu-lioe. Saw m ar for beddu g is an excellent ruhsuitile tor straw, amt anui Ih' protita- bly ustsl for Instding whenever it can Ih* cheaply obtained. Iw'ii g very ttue it will snsorb all Uie lupnd manurt', and it frxa'ly u»«h1 will make a eomfortable Usl t*'r the cattle beanies kivoing them much cleaner than straw. Spread d au inch d«vp o\er the iUh'Ih of the poultry house, ami it you have IunhhIs id early chickens m any stusl or hnudiiig kivp plenty ot sawiiust on tlie ibvis of the OlH'l'S. I irvKK ix'R Stvh r.—If the litter for stivk is cut into ttircc-tuch lengths, or even smaller, it will hold more moist- lire, will make better and flucr manure ami will kiep the aiomals cleaner lhau long litter. The gam iu the quantity ol the manure, hi one year, the saving m time in the handling, and increased eth e liven ess ot it. will pay g.HHl inh'rest on hie cost of a wind-mill,amt a hwhler- cutter, to do the cutting. Fat rax i no Stock.—An F.igltah far mer, very ainviHistuI during two years in tatteuuig oaitle or shtvp, applnat a ration made as tollows. Fight hushels of corn aiiaked in ten |huI« ol water two days, Uien simmer tor an hour; alter- wa'vts mu with tourtei'u (Hwunls iMarse, cheap sugar, and ooiiuuiugle with cut liay, straw or other hHlder. Ax averagv'ivw, Kir dairy purposes, should gm> twenty pounds ol milk per day during Ak) days of every ycar.Mg ht fHwimis ol croaui tor every Uk> (HHiud* id mits.torty live (HWiihls of butter from every Lkl ^HHiuds of cream, ami fully ti'n (HHiuds of cnees* from every llkl pounds ol mi k. TiH'r shelti r. care ano IchvI will, iu a few generations, make scrubs of the Quest tinw"Uglibr<Hl stivk- Thorough bred scrulis are lull little better Mian native son;Inland the farmer who rawi« either wilt alwaya Ih* ihhit. Unnshug the beat sUvA ami ki-eping it iu the best jHWKiibW manner jiays the lar«iv t jMuttta. Nkvkr aet a hen in a U'X aK"re the groumt iw rtivir of the chicken- house, if it is poa&ilde to ilo ottierwiae, as the eggs dry tvH» fast amt h*se therr vitali ty. Much U'ller smxvss may f'c ex- iHVtixi it tin* mv-vs are mai'e ii(HWi the ground, v'ark iir Moksks. H.waes hate aoli- tnde, and an* nmle savage by being kept ahute. ilouts ought alwaya to l*e tejd in Urg statdee, iHsamse they will face Qre, and horacs will follow them iwit, aithiwigh they wowhl mH gi' by themsviws. No Chines* tarmcr ever aow-s a weed of gram l*tore it has beet* wcaked in Ispuii manure dilnteit with wafer, ami has beguu K* gi runnsie; and evpen- «hkv has taught him that this ej'eratKvn ■ot ou«y tend* to iHvaiHite the grovth ami devuhwwneol of the |4ant, but ah*' to twotwet the aemi from the insects hwi den in the ground. A f^JK^ OF THE STAGE. ‘nfr Sccnml hove,” and Uie Important Secret She Keveali for the lieueflt of Women. (.Vcw York WvrlO.) Rcvernl year* ago I ho American public wore aroused by the entree upon the at age of a little lady who had been previously but little announced. She was one of an innumerable numlier of aspirant* for public favor and had no Inatriimcnlallty, aalde from her own taletila,to cause recognition. In spite of Mila fact, however, ahe quickly achieved a warm place in the heart of the public which ahe has continued to hold ever alnce. When It waa aniuunced there fore, that Miss Maude Granger would star the coming neasou in the play ‘‘Her tteoond Ijove," wrltlen by Mr. John A. Stevens. It waa only natural that uiiiiaual interest should In' manifested not only in theatri cal circles, but in other branches of the cotniminity. Tins was specially the case, aa It was known that Miss Granger had, for the past year, been In exceedingly del icate health, and ho determination to star In a alrong emotl jnal play waa the more surprising. One of the atatT of this paper was accordingly deputised to aoo the pop ular lady and vcrlfy.tho rumor or auuouuoe Its incorrect iicas. Miss Oranger’a countenance is familiar to nearly every one in the United States. It la a face once seen never to bo fnrgottcu. Features remarkable in thftir outline and contour are surmounted by a pair of large and deep eyes Indicative of the greatest soul |>ower. It is easy to see where Misa Granger obiains the atnlitv to portray characters of the moat emotional nature. Hue possesses within luraelt the elements of feeling without winch no emotion can lie conveyed to an audience. The man of news found the lady at her home in this city and was accorded a quiet welcome, it was evident at once that she was in greatly unproved health, which the ex- preeslon and color of her countenance both indicated. ’Ms it true Miss Granger that you con template a starring tour the coming season?' "Yea, indeed. My season tn'gius In Chicago on the Itllb of July. From there 1 go to Han Fraiietsiv* and then play the remainder of the season through the eas tern and weatern siatea.’’ "Are you oontlqeiit your health will 1*0111111 sueh an undertaking?'' A ringing laugh was the tlrvt reply to this question, alter which she said: "Certainly. It is true 1 have been ill for the past two years, but now 1 am wholly recovered. Few lavplo can have any idea of the strain a conscientious ac tress undcrgiHw in essaying an emotional part. It is accessary to put one's whole soul into the work in order to rightly por tray the character. This necessitates an utter aliaiidoiimcnt of one’s personality and an assumption of the character por trayed. It tins is an emotional part it is necessary to/Ve/ the same emotions the part is supivtscd to t«H'l. For more than a year l actually cried each night in certain l*H»sagcs of a part 1 was playing. The ati- dieiuv consideitHl it art. 1'ioUably it was. but I hose were none the less n'.al tears and the effect was none the less trying upon my health," "Hut do you anticipate avoiding this in the future?" "Not In the lca«t. I expect to have Just as great a strain as before but with restor ed health ami a knowledge of how to re tain it l do not fear.'* "You speak of a ‘knowledge of how to retain health.' Will you please explain what you mean by that?" "You must le aware that women by their very natures are snbj<H't to troubles and artliclious iiukiKiwu to the sterner sex. riH'name of thes*'toMibh's is legion, but in whatever form they may come Uiey are wt'akni'sses which interim' wiih evtry am- blthm amt hojn' in life. I believe thmis- ands of noble women ate to day suffering agonies of which even their best fnemls amt rolatives know little or nothing, and when l reflect upon it 1 conics* it makes me sail. Now alt this misery arises from an ignorance ot the laws of life or a neg lect to carefully observe them. 1 speak from the depths of a (utter experience in saying this, and I am thankful 1 know the means of rest.'ration, and how to remain in period health." “I'least' explain more fully." "Well, 1 have found a remedy which set'ms specia ly adapted for this very pur- poso. It is punt and palatable and con trols the hcailh and life as, l believe,noth ing t'lw' will, li is nally invaluable and if all the women in America were to use it 1 am qulic sure un*st of the suffenug and many deaths might bo av.*id«at." "What is Uns wonder ml remedy?'’ ‘•Warner’s Hate t'uns." "And y.Ht uiH' ill ’ "i\*iist*ntly." "Ami (H*nce l*elleve you will 1* able to go through the coming se'aw'ii sud'essfui- ly?" "i am quite certain of it," "A few oiKMitous nvire. Miss Granger. Will Vv'u pleas*' give me a list of the t*art» you have created and the plays you have taken (vart in siuce j.nir Qnt a^qHunuK'e iu public? • "i first playe*i t.*r some time with the amateurs m New York and Mrooa'.yn. I then went t*' the Union Square thewtre Kh twx* (hhw'us, alter that to the Hostoa Globe t**r one shhushi and then to (kvtb s theatre in this city. Next 1 supported John Me Cuttough and afterwarvis siamvl in Juliet, faiuille, Komhnd. etc, HutwqnenUy 1 envue*! ihe iHirt of Uuvly Hiaine in the Galley Saw ami aisH* siamxl in Two Nights in Home, playing the jurt id Aa- tdua. r*H' past year l haw been playing In the Flan ter'* Wife ami the *\xntng sea- wu*. as t haw said, will be devvHcd to her eecN'mt l*vre.'* As the writer waa returning home he tell into a train of musing and w*H»dewd if all the women in this land who are suf fering could *Hiiy km'w Miss Granger's ex- per*er*ce and ihe lemarkabM results achrewd by the twins remedy ahe used, bow miH'h suffering might be avoided and h*>w much happm«*s «*ure*t DOME8TTO. Brihkit or £bif and Berts.—Choose four pounds of tho brisket of oorned imef, not too fat, wash it in oold water, cut out any bone which may be in it, taking care to cut from tbe inside so aa to leave the outer surface of the meat intact, roll it tightly and tie it compact ly; put it oyer the fire in sufficient oold water to cover it; add a teaapoonful of pepper corns or a small red or green ^>eiq»er, and boil it very slowl vfor two hours, replacing with oold water that which evaporates, so that the beef is kept oovered with water; after the beef has been placed on tho fire, wash six mediuiu-Hiaed beets iu plenty of oold water, taking oare not to break tbe skin, and leaving on the roots and about two inohes of the leaf stalks: put them over tbe Qre iu a large pot or saucepan bclf fill] of boiling water, and boil them un til they are tender, which will be in about au hour and a half; then take them out of the boiling water, lay them in oold watdr for a few minutes until they can be hand lad; slice them, heat them quickly with a salhqiooufiil of salt, quarter ot a hhI(spoonful of pepi>er, a tnb|es(H»oufnl of butter, and a gill of vinegar, hiking oare not to break Uie slices. When the beef is done remove the strings from it, and serve it on a arge platter with the beets placed around ih Us Has No OtOsotion. 1ni*ianai'ji.ih, Ino.—The Hon. Uauirl W. Voorheos, Untied States Senator from this Slate, remarks: "My opiuiou sir, i have uo objection to giving. 1 suffered from rheumatism of the back, used some Hh Jacobs Oil, which gave me Instauta neons relief and finally cured me complete ly. I think it a remarkably remedy, In deed.” His candid aud courteous ex pression carries weight. How to Eat Ascaraods.—The Eug- ish way is to take up each stalk with the lingers aud bite aud bite until only a few nhrads or nothing is left The discussion over asp tragus eating is something like that over boded corn, which is more elegant, as well as sweet er, to f>itr from off tbe oob than to min- olugly out off. Another authority re peat*: "How to eat asparagus? Est it cotii, with a dressing of oil.” In which ease forks will be needed. HH Son'* AUvIc*. 1 liiivelHH'ii troul'h'd for over twelve years wttha weakness of the kidney sand bladder, w hi.'h (he diviors said w as diabetes. I could not all lines stand up, and would have to continually use the urinal both day aud night with intense pains in my back and sides liter*' was brick dust deposits in my water; I could not rest well or lie easily in bod in any posture. 1 wasat that time employed by Ihe Mainet'eniral Kailroad, and had to give up work foratinie. Kearingthat M would sooner or later turn to that dreaded Hright'sdisease, l called in my son in Lewiston, who is in the drug business, and after consulting with him as to tny case, he advised me to use Hunt's Komody, as he knew of so many successful cures that it had made in Lewiston aud \ ieinity. 1 at once commenced using it, and began to improve. 1 had less pain in my luck and sides my water was passed natural ly with leas color and uopain, and alter using several bottles found that my pains were au gone and the weakness of tiie kidneys and bladder were cured, and 1 have uo trouble with them now, and can attend to tuy busi ness; and for one of my years l am enjoying good health, and thanks to Hunt's Kviuedy for it, and I consider it a duty and pleasure to recommend so good a medicine as Hunt's Ketnedy, and l have taken pains to recom mend it to ot hers in this vicinity. You are at liberty to publish this acknowl- edginent, hoping it may ho the means of helping suffering humanity. K. H. Clark, Furniture 1 Valor, Formerly with Maine Central Radro.nl. Newport, Me., May 17, 1XM. HUMOROUS, SoxiirrivFs sfter U-st mg the yolks of Hie eggs as usual, tbe cook is auuoyed to fliui that they are uot smooth aud light yellow, but are “striugy" aud have little lumps; if for custarvi they spoil its good looks, but by straruing through a very tiuo wire sieve this trouble will be obviated, and only a very little of the egg Ih' wasted—uot a** much, in fact, as if she tries to take it out with a fork or spoon. Hen r«'* t'nrnwlle S»lv* TV N-s! salve ttss.tin the *n>rM tor CulA. Pig*. S> rr<k l Ks-rs. Sail KVutn. TVItrr OVia’st Ha'i t*. OtnllJnu*. CVinM* a>k1 All AukI* .s SAra Kruc liy*. VtssAIw »'kI I'.un'lr* TV mlt« Is vucrsi. t<«.) to f'.\t |sprf<v« sAUsfAd'.H* 'n evarr c*--* 1 B# »ur>' > .hi llwrv's tVn-lsv*,- S*l*w. as ail .Hfam ar*' '.sit nuttan s*. Aa.t <vHiaS«rf«tta. i*rv» a* osuts. l'un*.'V ilatarrlt Sr.uff cwrw* Oassrrh au.l aS aflw. U.sis .4 IV uusn *1* umsuV. v tVi>tv'u‘s Rslsiat .Mrw *\g.l*, tYswV V'Vutua IVu. K .1;s-j Tr>Hlfa)«K mv iWo V u*.vi tairraaUy a. a claaur. • '•Now, m the untuneful mosquito ] buzees around and the potato bug sits down on its haunches and smaks his lips over the Paris green, aud the black berry pie blossoms sweetly on every table, we wish to rise np on the scene of fragrance aud golden repose long enough to remark to young ladies with gardens that it is the proper time of the year to cease pinching Japanese and Ohinese chrysanthemums and to pinch Pom pones. It is also the time of the year that a lady will go out riding, and keep the cover of the wagon down, and almost break her arm holding a parasol up, just because the latter cost $25. The Keturn of H oh Ith. After a prutraeuxt an<l exliaumlinr lllnem, the return of heaUD, though it may V alow, alia the lulud with Joyous anticipations. Debarred from every enjoyment by disease, the patient grows de spondent and forclKKies evil. v\ hat a glorious change comes with the dr-t thrill of health, what pleasant thoughts of resuming 1 re’s active duties and |iarttol|H*iing In Its pleasurusl In order to hasten Ihe return of vigor, the grand need of the convaleseont, digestion should be stimulated and asslinlla'lon Insured by the use of Hostetler's Stomach Hitters a tonic coutalniug only Ingredi ents of atanda’-d purity and long tested efficacy. Hesides giving an Impetus loreiurmug health, It allords au adequate defenee against the recur- reuee of |ierlodtc levers, ami suo i forms of msia- rot as ague eake, and dumb ague, t'oust i put ion, dyspepsia, liver eoinplaml aud the altaeks of ilieuiiMtism vleld to us b tOgn tutloenee, and It Is also .<iia Imlraole mean* of dispelling the de-pond- eney bred and losteivd by Imligesiion aud tbe physical symptoms that attend II. "Did I ever tell you about Pinch tbe shoemaker?” asked Fogg. “No? Well, begot shut into a little, dark closet in bis shop—spring-look, yon know—no air—oouldn't live long, you know. The boys beard of it—rushed iu—pried open tbe door; but, alas I poor man—" “Was be dead?" cried a half-dozen men. “No, notdead, but ho was breath ing his last—that is to say, he had it with him.’’ The fellows felt like boot ing Fogg; but as he is a strapping fol low, they awl kept still. He’ll get a welt one of these days. Fellows don't like to be soled that way. Walnut l eaf Hair Restorer. It Is entirely different from all others. It is as clear as water, aud a* it* name indicates Is a perfect Vegetable Hair Restorer. It will im mediately tree the head from all daudruff',re store gray hair to its natical color, aud pro duce a new growth where it has fallen off. It does not iu any manner affect the health, which sulphur, sugar of jead and nitrate of silver preparat ion* bavedone. It will change light or fade*! hair iu a few days to a beam ifnl glossy brown. Ask your druggist for it. Rich bottle is warranted. Smith, Kline t'o., Wholesale Agents, Philadelphia, Pa. ami C. N. (.'rittkston, New York. To cure ingrowing toe naiis one au thority says; Put a small piece of tallow in a sp*v«u. neat it until it becomes very hot, and pour on the granulations. Pain and tenderness are relieved at once, and in a few days the granulations are all gone, the diseased parts dry, and grow destitute of all feeling, and the txlge of the nail ts exposed so as to admit of Wing pared away without any iucouvenieurev Walcott, the gentleman who ate thirty brace ot quails in t hirty days, was relieved from any disagrwabie stomach troubles by Using G ASTRix k» ami Lx'k mqhmg else dur ing Uie task. 5'osd by druggists. To Make Meat Cheese. —Boil an ox s liver, heart, and tongue; remove all the hard and sinewy parts, and chop the remainder fine; add to this halt a pound of boiled pork, also chopped ti *e; sea son it well; then tie it in a doth or pat it into a pan. and press it hard. After standing a few hours it will come out iu a solid cake, and is very nice to shoe from, for eating at breakfast c<r supqH'r. 7'V extensive use of enameilc*! or "leather doth ' tor children's wagons, ami the frequent symptom* of !ea*l poi son which have Acv\*m|*aaie*l such use of the material, have ieo to a careful in- veaUgatK*n of Uw cueumstanoe by the Ocrmau auUH*rtties. rHfferent speci mens of the ck*th, both of German and foreign make, were subjected U> analy sis, and the ve*y large quantity of 45aT (h't cent, ot metallic lead was found; again, from a piece of cloth weighing ten grams a mass of lead weighing near ly 4.25 grams could be obtained. The cloth in questtou was found to burn tend'd*. and drops of lea-1 redneed to tho metallic form could W seen running «'ff, even when **n!y a small piece **f it was ignited. On Wing u* the s^tK'u of direct sunlight the' varctsh coacktxi and |Hvle*t **fC. ,4 viHlhihi of c**a ing the surface of wood ih' as to render it hard as stone has some into vogu*' in Germany. The com|H*sitL*u ts a mixture of hrty parts of ehaJk, fifty of rosin au*l four of bn- seevl -wl meltevl h^gvther. then adding one part of cooper, and finally one of sw'phunc acad. It as apphad hoi with a brush. Rtvtsvtiae. A la.—Dr. J. T. ■r*'a Rmer* » a p.xvl t»vt u ain-Anoa treat faCervrs.’' Rsttev. says. A lvmt of fresh lime, the sise of a walcat, dropped into a pint of water and allowed to stand over night, the water being poured off from the sedi ment and mixed with a quarter of a taut of the Met vinegar, tonne a «o*d wash for scruff iu the head, it is to be applied to the roots of the hair. tac. i»M't ia* t* u* "Resort .w K»u. * *X«ar*«M Tau^aHe.roa.SeA. t»*L*ais.as>He<s. Tax white of an egg. into which a piece of alum about the size of a walnut has been stewed until it forms a jelly, ts a capital remedy for s|'«bih. It should be laid over the sprain oe a piece of 1ml, and be changed as often as it lecxane* dry. Vie St. Patrick's Salve, and leara its great value. **'-▼ mal <xWk*Ti>ces. “Mr. Hack," saui the managing edi tor, “Mr. Wirework, the opposition candidate, is going to W at tbe confer ence tomorrow; write a sharp editorial, aud give him fits for trying to curry favor with the churches.’’ “Hut Wirework hits written a letter, saying he can’t be there,” replied Mr. Hack. "So?" said the managing editor; “well, then, write a slashing article on hia daring to ignore the beat people iu the village. Give it to him good and strong.” pi'krst ini' sk*t from liver*, on ihe sc .shore, lo I'aswen, ll ,/.;*nl A Oa, N. Y. Atw.lutely |>ure .u.lsweei, I’stlenls who haveoinv UAeu It preier ll lo all others. 1'hyai- lan* ileclare It su|> nor lo all other oils. I'BArrsp haniw, tore, nimples ana rouith skin eunxt l>j u-in*- .lumper Tar s**ap, maJe by * aa- welt. HaaaiM A *'a. New York. Not a miraclk worker: At a banquet the other night, when the proceedings had reached that stage so bright and interesting to the participants, one of the convivulista took np a glass filled with water and thoughtlessly began to pour the contents into a half glass of wine. "Look out, you are pouring water in my glass.” “Ah, excuse me," replied the gentleman, “for I did not intend to work s miracle ” “How work a miracle ?’’ "By turning water into wine.” There was a youm? man ao well bred, Thai the hair would not stay On his Head, But the t'arboline oil Put new hair on the roil. And now with an heiress he’s wed. • — .... — Poors' wife remarked to him, as they started out the other ntght to take sup per with the Browns, that she expected Mrs. B. would have a stonaiug coiffure. “Weil, I am sure I hope so,’' grumbled Pools. “I haven't had anything good to eat since the last time we were at mother’a ” rr*i*r A«l« Or»*A*. One greaeinx lasts two weeks , all oibere two or three dare Do aoi be mposed on by tba t umbog Muffs offered. Ask your desier for rra- zer'awub ’Abel on. .'sees yoor bores labor sod vou too ll rsoe red to* «a«iaj at ibsOsnteo- mal and Pans LuxMitMM. tod sreryetMrs. Nice andslow; "Walk slower, psi*a,” cried the little girl, whose short steps were no mstch for the strides of her masculine progenitor; "can't you go nice and slow, like s policeman ? ’ IV. Graves’ Heart Regulator cures all forms of Heart thseuae, Dfervousnesb and ileepkaanesK Ax exchange says that a young Chi naman in New York spends several Hoars s day over hie Fjiglish grammar Some one should speak to the yoong Chinaman npoa tbs folly of each labor. If he matton the Snglish language sc- cording u> the grammar, it will then take him some time after that to learn to talk so that half his English-speaking customers can understand him. A grammar s» of no acexmot in s laundry in this countrv. Malaria, chila, p**ailively cured by Emory* Standard Core PiHa Ibetr equal unEaowu: sugar coated; no gripuM’, 25c. Tn trade dollar » again coming Into cueuiaDun, wtuon ia rather hard on the people who have worked off their su- plus stoca cm the enutribuuoo box. Ito be* cure to i.****** «* U*e aerrei. trala , a Bresa* tree Bn ere CnK'maTANOts altcs cases: "X.*w 1 nave got my hay in,” said the relieved farmer, "l ttunE the world would be greatly letter tor a good abow- ConaampMon Cared. An old ptivMi'.lan, retired from practice, having ha<l pmced ia hla lianas by an (Cast India mlHalun- ary the formula of a simple vegetable remedy tor the speedy and permanent cure of Consumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat anil i.uug Affections, also a poiltive and radical cure for Nervous Debility and all Nervous complaints, after uaving tested us wonderful cnratlve powers In thousand* of cases, has lelt It his duty to make H known lo his suffering fell >ws. Actuated by tkls motive and a desire to re'leva human suffering, i will send free of cuarge, to all who desire ll, this recipe. In Herman, Kreucli or Kngllsh, with fud directions for p eparlng and using, bent by mall by addre-slng wltn stamp, uam.ni; ihl-i paper, W. A. Novas, UU fotocr’s Ltock, Jiochcsler, A. Y. Fob earache, disaolve as&foetula in water, warm a few drops and drop in the ear. then cork the ear with wool. ^Mrs. J.S.Littell,Newark,N. .T., was hatlly altiicteil willi Bright’s kidney disease. Three doctors gave her ui> to die, then Dr. Frazer, iki New street,gave her Dr. Elmore's R.G. It relieved her in a day and cured her in 3 weeks. Sins limy be forgiven through re pentance. but no act of will will ever justify them. “Hough oil Corns.'* Ask for Wells’ "Rough on Corns.” IBe, Quick, complete, permanent cure. Corns, warts, bunions. Au. roc* tuts: POutograptor—"IXjo^ hke yuur pwAures ? way, you couianT hare a batter nkmeas." Drown—* Tti* t‘» jaat what’s the uatkar, remfooud it!’ Cole Caxvok — Maahexl potato** aad bcaleti eubbogv, or any kiial of greet* cUtvppMi ami turwed into thewa whew hoi; about oue-<fkirtl the qua&tily of gtw—a to the p.Watoea; pep(*er Imdkw aud chikheuh hoott aud if Lguu't Pateat sUvet Heel A PotJLTioR of fresh tea leaves mois- toned with water will cure a stye on the eyelid. racr wtfwmu; "IHJ the knock Mr. Smith down iu re- ?* waked Urn lawyer of the wit- MM. "No, air; he knocked him down xu the boaidywwL” Vece TRADE ‘ MARK. The bills are warranted to be I’llRKLY vege table, free ftoui all ininerai aud other poisonous snbsiAnces. They are a certain cure for Conatt- patlon. Sick Headache, Dyspepsia. Biliousness, Torpid Liver, loss of Appeiite, aud all diseases arising from the Liver, Stomach. How els or Kidney*. They remove all obstructions from the channels of the system and purify the blood, thereby Im parting healt h, strength and vigor. Sold by drug- gisia, or sent by mall for US cent* In stamps' by P. NEUSTAEDTER Sc UO., 83 Mercer St., New York, Sole Manufacturers of ST. HUKNAKDVEOK- TAHLK PILLS. Send for circular. Dr.UDSEYS’Bld SEARCHER i Nothing in ibe world rquol u» it for th« eurr ot SorofulE Pimple*. Ho4U. Tetter. Old Sore*, Sore Rye*. Ilervurtal nUearntg. t’utarrh, Lou of Appetite. Pcuiule OtwipluluU. aud all Blood disease*, ll a«e«r fails All druggOls tud couutrr store keepers sell It. R. K. Heller^ A to., BrupS, FitUbaricIt, oo every bottle. 1 An editor iu Ohioago reoeutly ordered a pair of trousers from the tailor. On trying them on they piorod to be sever al inches too long. It being late on Saturday night, the tailor’s shop was closed, and the editor took the tronsers to his wife and asked her to cut them off and hem them over. The good lady, whose dinner had, perhaps, disagreed with her, brusquely refused. The same result followed an application to his wife’s sister and the eldest daughter. Bnt before bedtime the wife relenting, took the pants and, cutting off six inches from the legs, hemmed them up nicely and restored them to the closet. Half an hour later her daughter, taken with compunction for her uufilial conduct, took the trousers, and catting off six inohes, hemmed aud replaced them. Finally the sisster-in-law felt the pangs of conscience, and ahe, too, performed au additional surgical operation on the garment. When the editor appeared at breakfast on Sunday, the family thought a Highland cuieftaiu had ar rived. Qatar For twenty year* I goffered with Hay Fever. I procured glut- tie of Kly'e C' eaiu Balm and w*, cured before It «aa u-ed. Have h id no return of tbe complaint Charlotte Parker. Waverly.lt.Y. On* and one-half bnitlea of Ely’s Cream Balm enbi ely cured meoi Hay F. ver of ten years 1 standiuk. Have had no trace of i* tor two year-. Albkkv A. Pkkkt, Smithboro, N. Y. Chkau Balm will when apnl ed by Ihe Unto r into the uoetrlia.be alaarlied. effectually clnaaalUK Uienaiul paaaaaw of catarrhs) r’FEVER 'trus•■auaiuK healthy secretions “ It allay s iuflam.uabon. protects kox».-< oi.i>. the memhranal linimrs of the A POSITIVE CUBE! bea.1fromc.'lds:completelyheals р. v ,c theaoreeandreaUvree the sense с. i_ T 3 0 f tw-te and smell. Beneficial re- CREAM BALW. r;'& by ‘ fBW 1PI,U ' .... .A IbivroOKh treatment will cure. Unequalled for cold In the head. Agreeable to uee. Send forctls ular M rents a twi'kaire, by mall or at druKKists. ELY BROTUKRH. Owego. N. Y MLl VM. insumptlon cun Be ci HALL'S FOB THE LUNGS. It—r erases ef the Lae, BALSAM r>(1*n, Celtt, PnraeiealR, Iro rhiel IHBVrakira. Bruecklll AMkmau Crwap, Wh—eli "* **“ BreaUui rhiwl IHmcekJca. Broach! tie, waa. AMhae. Creep, Uheeplng wd all Die—ace ef the Br—thlog It e—thra wad heal* thr Mrmhraee am— and pei> „ .aan. laffam— a— peiaenrd ba the tiara— aad prearata the ataht aarrate and a arraea the cheat which ac—niuaa.. tight— •enipi _ la net aa torarehlr malady. ALctAM will care yea. e»— ■ . O. a the qatekwt, pteaaaataat, eareat ami beat remedy for kidnay, liver, at eaaeh. bladdar and blood diswa.es aad only real caratire erv* dvncuTered for acute and chronio rbeomat'rm. a-vot, lumluiir'. aciaV i. -s- »ca, aeunlciv. ato. Haacn el hope Braf'Cs di^-'se ami »i.v»iep«>a la * wrek-—ell Uvrwiaof rtreamvtK- d-»«-d. rsiti S »<> 11 weeks—retievsa n l-mmatorr r 1 day. Can refer hv l-andr d- of ralie ).la (wswoe cored who had Irel 'a vam ecerytii'n* al-e. PureU -Kane, tvamd-es, and aic • to Irink. Ask yoor dri*» at to pet it; tt be oecixne* — ad to us for it—t >v« redhowi else. Elm we. Adams A On.. Ml William at. .!* . V RUPTURE Cure ffuarantond b^J>r. J. H Mayer. Main Office Ml Arc® St. Phil*., Pa. Adore free, stamps lor t<r idy. Will be at Branch Offices three days ot each month: Eryferoe House, HoadinK. Pa., hi Saturday of each mouth; Hershey House, tumsbary. Pm..Mnand Skh.St. Clair H.-tci. Pii uiyh.Pa.. Tth and Ah; cos ter Hoam, Fort Wayn e >' - m and Wth. Oomicer rtal Hotel I'Inewv' lltlcllthiii l-ith. ITS A OEKh. SUaday anxmeeamiy made Uoeuy cmttl 'Tee Ad drees Tatra * Oo. Aornsta. Mr «Um WAKTKD for the Bret mod astlinK Hctxnal Kx** and Blhles- Pnom re — r—t- MaTronai. Pp*. vVi- Philada. Pw. EC COrt 1^1 'Wf “ *““«■ wms- #3 40 free. Address hnnsOM A Oa PoTUasd. Maine. P i SO- STOPPED FREE ! ■ ■ r ImaaePerwas RmMcan ■J Dr.KLIXK S GBXAT _ ■ ■ ^FnerveRestorer ■ ^ xr BsAm * DTSfcvsrSa cmfrm ™ gowg /jrr JkVrnr AjTertaris. F*?*. Ffuffsy. r~. IWT.llinu K tjkea aa vhmcwl.. A> Awr A'hr a-wkei'x eve. Trmaae ant fn mal Kaae tree re Y*| vece a«k- Ure; Ptraeix Psrtoal will core roar na Chaudaw Milk m the test Luubmi fF- TW-ewec Aew ye— evyere- -csreev ow ao» -sew I Iwh.odvo freKLIXE^W *-T-«’fvSMeh*.crv r . .. . AC K jt Or CMSTJt .'.".VI. Fi—I Price S ro <113 —"“LfTni. For Yon, Madam, Whose Complexion betrays some humiliating imperfec tion, whose mirror tells von that yov are Tanned, Sallow and disfigured in eonnte- nanee, of hare Eruptions, Bedness, Bomriiness or un wholesome tiais of Complex ion, we say use Hagan's mag’ nolia Balm. It is a delieate, harmless aud deliffhtfnl article, pro- daring the most natural aad entranriuw tints, the artif ei- ality of which no observer ran detect, aad whieh soon permanent if the Balm is judiciously If you experience ba«l taste in mouth, aal lowness or yellow color of skin, teel stupid aud drowsy, appetite unsteady, fre- queut headache or dizziness, you are “bil ious,” and nothing will arouse your liver to action and strengthen up your system equal to Dr. Pierce’s “Goldeu M euvery.” By druggists. ledical Dis- Thky get it in the neck sometimes, as the following will testify: He was a masher holding np the corner, and as a very pretty girl came along he spotted her and made a break to mash her. "Ah,” be said with a greasy smile, tip ping his hat, “1 beg yoor pardon, bnt yon are not Miss ” Hut liefore he could continue she interrupted with: "Not miss-taken in thinking you a fool ? No, I don’t think I am,” aud she sailed past, while he fell up against a lamp post and gasped as tbe crowd standing around gave him the laugh till it mode him sick in fourteen languages. ••Enjoy Tour Llf*’’ is good philosophy, but to do so you must have health. If bilious aud coustipated, or blood is out of order, use Dr. Pierce’s “Pleasant Purgative Pellets,” which are mild, yet certain iu their operation. Of all druggists. “No, Bob,” uaid Willie, as be banded him the largest pieee; “keep it yoan- self,” and he pushed it back with the expression of a lad who Las performed an act that deserved to shine in the dark world. "Willie,” said Bob easting a peculiar look at his companion from between the balf-eloeed lid of his left eye, 1 know what’s the matter.” "What?” asked Willie, serenely. "Wby, this watermelon ain’t ripe.” A Honanca Mlue. of health is to lie found iu Dr. R. V. Pierce’s "Favorite Prtt.xcription,” to the merits of which as a remeUy for female weakness aud kindied affections thousands testify. The odd job man: “I want you to meud the leg of this kitchen table, Smithson. Do you feel equal to the job?” "Equal to the job, m’m I Wby, me aud a few mates o’ mine built the ’ole of tbe new Law Courts, m’m !” (Job turns out a complete failure all the same.) For 25 years I have been afflicted with Catarrh so much that I have been confined to my room for two months at a tune. 1 have tried all tbe humbugs ever tried, in hopes of some relief but to no success until I met with an old friend who had used Ely’i Cream Balm and told me to try it. I pro cured a bottle more to please him than anything else, but from the first applica tion I found relief. I know it to be thr best relief I have ever tried.-W. C. Math ews. Justice of the Peace, Shenandoah, lows. Milan, Italy, has recently become possessed ot a treasure iu the shvpe of a clock which is made entirely of bread. The maker is a Peruvian, who for yean has been employed iu the oonstrnotion of this singular curiosity. Too poor to purchase metal, and with only a certain allowance of bread daily, he deprived himself regularly of the soft portions of his loaves, satisfying his hunger with crusts. He used a certain salt to solid ify his material, the various pieces when dry thus becoming perfectly hard and insoluble to water. The clock is of respectable size, aud goes well.- The case, also made of hardened bread, dis plays great talent in design and execu tion. Hardly a newspaper printed but speaks of a sudden death by heart disease. Dr. Graves’ Heart Regulator would have cureo it, strong assertion; but many have said they were teAen from tbe grave by it, $1. per bottle at druggist*. At Boruipart, Belgium, the foes’! re mains of several iguonodons have been ditooeered. Oue skeleton has been put together with wonderful skill, and now forms the chief curiosity of the museum of natural history at Brussels. It has been placed in a specially constructed compartment in the court-yard, os its enormous height prevented it from be ing placed in any of the halls. CMatvUaf tu* SuagiBg tnttaUoa, lsftaB»iaaiiua, *U SklMTanJ Cnsarj casasMMs. > ured hr “Boctm-palba.' |L An excellent stsio for giving light- colored wood the appearance of black walnut may be msde and applied as fol lows: Take Brunswick black, thin it down with turpentine until it is about the right tone and color, and then add shout one-twentieth its bulk of varnish. This mixture, it is said, will dry hard and take varnish well. Marios, Mass—Dr. N. ft Rngftea, nj*: “l reooauarM ton's hub Bmors a> a vaiool ionic lor nmrSiBK blood aad Mamag all <1) apspuc tjmpioaAA it dies sot ban im teoia. An Indians poet has written some vents on the opulence of his poverty. What worries most of us at the present time is the poverty of our opulence. It is too aad s thing to write verses about. THE GREAT GERMAN REMEDY i FOR PAIN. Believes and cures RHEUMAlttSM, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, BACKACHE, HEADACHE, TOWnAOH^ SORE THROAT, QUINSY, SWELLINGS, SPRAINS, <£ Soreness, Cuts. Brnlsoa, FK0STBITE8, BURNS, SCALDS, And allsther bodily aches and pains. FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE. Hold by all Druegiste and Dealers. Directions In 11 languages. The Charles A. Vogeler Co. (BuoiMaaors to A. VOGELER ft 00.) HaUliMr*. Bd^ C.ft. ft* SOMETH INtl KOK KVKKYrtOUY. Bead, Mark and Inwardly Dlgea*. If you have nausea, want of appetite, flatulency, dizziness, feverish symptoms, you are suffering from costlveuess, and Hop Bitters is the Bure Cure. If your vital forces are depressed, if yon have a reeling of general lassitude and weakness, are easily fatigued, perspire freely on going to sleep, are short of breath on every slight effort and have a general feeling of melancholy and depression, you are suffering from general debility and Hop Bitters removes it all. If yon have a sense of weight or fullness In the stomach; a changeable appetite sometimes vora cious, but generally feeble; a morold craving; low spirits after a full meal, with severe pain for some time after eating, wind rising on the stomach; sour stomach; vomiting and fluttering at the pit of the stomach, and a soreness over It; nausea; headache, or some of these symptoms, you are suffeiing from dyspepsia, and Hop Bitters will permanently cure you. If you freeze one hour, bnra the next, and sweat another; Hyou are suffenug all the tortures of the Inquisition, one moment fesrlng you will die, and the next f< arlng you won’t; it you have blue nails and lips, yellow eyes and ghost-like complexion, you are suffering from that miaamatio curse. Bilious, Malarial Fever, or Ague, and Hop Bitters will speedily cure you. If you have a dry, harsh and yellow skin, a dull pain in the right side, extending to the shoulder blade and pit of the stomach; a tenderness over the region of the liver; a sense of tightness and uneasiness about the sb.mrch and liver; yellow ness of the eyes; bowels irregular; a hacking or dry cough; n regular appetite; shortness of breath ing; feet and hands cold; tongue coated white; a disagreeable taste In the mouth; low spirits; blotches on the face and neck; palpitation of the heart; disturbed sleep; heartburn; lassitude—if you have any of these symptoms, you are suffering from Liver Complaint, and Hop Bitters only will cure you. . , If you have a complaint which few understand and hone will give you credit for—au enfeebled condition; a goneness throughout the whole sys tem; twitching of t 'e lower limbs, a desire to fly all to pieces, aud a fear that you will; a steady losa of strength and health—any of these symptoms show that you aie differing from that hydra headed disease, nervousness, and Hop Bitters will effectually cure you. ■ you have Bright’s dis >ase of the kidneys or any other d sea e of the kidneys or unnarv organs Hop Billers is the only med cine on esrth that will permanently cure you Trust no other ■-COUGHS-- Consumption In cases that have been given up by their doc tors and their friends; all hope goue, all efforts io cure ceased, when some oue that had been laved from a like fate comes In or bears of tbetr jase. and says: “ You are no worse than I was. But look at mo now. HaLF,’S HONEY OF HORE- 8GUND did It, and it will cure you too.” Friends, sever give up until you have fully tried HALE’B HONEY OF HOKKHOUND AND TAR. It Is sold 41 bottles at 5o cents and a $1. the contents of tbs alter being nearly triple tbatof tbe 50ceut bottle. Rrmrmbtr Ihe name — HALE’N HONEY OE BOREHOUND AND TAR—oj there are counler/etu 3. N. CRITTKSTON, No. 115 Fulton 8t.. New York, Proprietor. Sold by Druggists aud Medicine Dealers everywhere. Pike’s Toothache Drops C ure In 1 Minute. German Corn Remover kills Corns and Bunions. YIJA LADIES TO TAK.K OUR NEW Tv Fs'iev «<>r. at their homes, in city or country, and earn 86 to$l# ;>er wrek. miking goods tor our Fall Slid Winter Trade. Send 15*. for ram pie and particulars. HUDSON MFd. CO .366 Sixth Ave„ N.Y. TO SPECULATORS. N. ti MILLER SCO K Broadway, New fort. R. LIMIRI.OM * <0. 6 Ai 7 Ciiamtar of CoOMiMfue. i tucjuro. CRAIN AND PROVISION BROKERS. Members of all prominent Produce Exchanges ta New 1 ork. Chicago. St. l ouiaaud Milwaukee. We have exclusive private telegraph wire between Chicago and New York. Will exeente orders on our judgment wlwn requested Send for circular* oesa- faimug particulars ROBT. L1NDBL0M * 00. Chicago. A TiVltn'C mare iso per rent pront “YE Ell* 1.0 K< gUter'a Unimeot The best in t u ortd. Write for particnlare lo F. REGISTER, Pro prietor. 334 Mouth Mb Street Philadelphia. Pa nriTin send turtia r ttM “ t “ u — I Perfect Health. ‘•HeaithgHclper’' th. H U Uox IS4 Bufffio,N.E. A DESIRABLE FARM containing 106 acre*. Comfortable house. lixUi. oju- taimng 4 r <oine and attic, aud uecetaary outbuilding*. C. uveuieut to depot, c itirch. acbuol. .lores, post office. Fruit of all ktuds Stock, crops aud implement* in cluded. Price. Sl.tHKf. Also FARM coutatuluff *} aor** improved by e»'Uifort*ble hou**. 16x1*. ftiiti nr**wsary ouibaildimriL Convenient to ilepol* ctoic!** ■reboot, st 'res. mill*, p -d-office Fruit of ad kinds. Block, cr pi and implement included. trtivnSl.UOw. For further iuforuiatio.i ap .tyio LOl’la M. C IKK. Beulah. Do Chester Oo. Md. Mart In ito Mrere aud grind tin Methf UeSI I K k— " OK.MS, and van ahuold use I 'CLARK’S INFALLIBLE' j AT ONT k; tn It* action. DRS. J. N. Jt J. B. HOlJKNN.U K. those AFFLICTED WITH THE EFFECTS OP HRLF-ABUmB AND MEKCl'Rl AUZATION •tould not bee tale lo consult j. N. and J. R. HO- BKNMACK, of MM North second street, PkUsM- ShU, either by mail or b« pen->a, daring the boun Own 9 A. M. to3 P. M-,and • to»P. M. Adrioe free. Whoeoever would know U* osurt too *s4 the way 40 improve u should read “WISDOM iff A NUTSHELL.* tout os receipt ol geest tamp. » week in your own town. Term* tad ontfli free. Addrem H. HALLRTT A CO. coLtrti.Wewerk.N’i Sffi PuetUooa tor (radnalaa Write for! Anmialst BVRElUhr. lamw • A tail j Moodt’s New Tailo* Syalenr< . O UT. Meed* *Ce.3n*> “<ano Keasons Why You Feel Badly. Bfcnut your stomach is not doing its work property. your liver is out of order, and wants righting. FfiaMSf your blood is thin, and needs iron in it. &■' ***’ you are troubled with nervous aches and pains. a. anwi. your enfeebled stomach, and help it to digest. * -tfc/rirr* yoor weaned liver and put it in splendid order. £*ruA your watery blood, and give it a nch red color. Lao* your worried nervis, and give them restful peace. •SrawiAai yoor whole system and drive debility and languor out ^ rfo***™? “y *nan who has a dollar may buy of the druggist a bottle of Browh^s Iron Bitters, there is no reason whv should coonaue to leelbaday, just for the fiin of iL 4 ~