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t . ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ...-.r.-*- f J r X JOTFDL GREETING. ■. >' , • ; .. n I J*’ • •' ». < , • ■ m .- . • . _ • ' • ' - ' . /•«- V . - r- . •.■ v<»- «*»'■ mmmmmw. .■ ■am ■ •* •••* Hello! How are you? I am glad at last your eyes have fallen upon me. Now that we have met, pray cultivate the acquaint, ana. for it is my purpose to interest and serve you. Between you and I, though only a newspaper article, I am ambitions. Having a portentous message for all mankind, if it be csrdiaily received, its import trnlv real ized and acted npon, I shall be considered a world's benefactor. Could have no higher ambition you will admit. A misanthrope of ample means deter, mined to end his life by drowning himself. Going to the ban'uj of the canal, found the time not favorable for the purpose, a num ber of persons being in the vicinity, and day light still present He concluded to walk along the towpath until it was dark. While doing so, he heard piteous ones issuing from the door of a hovel near by, and unoon- sciously walked over to the place, and found a poor family consisting of a mother sur rounded by several children, who told him of their sufferings for food. He took from his pocket his wallet and handed it to the woman, reasoning with himself that he would not need it The grateful thanks and praises that he received from the recipients of his bounty awoke emotion in his breast, of such a pleasurable character, that he changed his suicidal intent and decided to i for others. His future life became re live for others, plete with good deeds—many a dark home and heart were made bright bv his presence. Well, my appearance in these columns, springs simply from a desire on the part of those I represent, to benefit your news-de vouring race. My province is to help you, your friends, your relations, aye, even your mother-in-law, if that interesting lady be not already far beyond the pale of good influ ences. I am sent among men to bear tidings of a discovery that marks an epoch as important to the health of mankind as Newton’s appla and Franklin’s kite were to natural scieuce. The sick, the discouraged, the dejected, the broken down, and the despairing, may now all find a cure, certain as the Jordan proved to the Syrian lepper. It is only necessary, as in the case of that sufferer of old, to fol low directions. The agent which I herald builds up the system, sweeps the cobwebs from the brain, and sends pure, invigorating blood dancing through the arteries to the music of happy laughter. The gloomy, womont man of business, by proper use of this wonderful medicine, will be enabled to meet trouble and reverses a man. Then, in perfect 1 Hli^ginirril n il have abnormal vinw* nf —» fortune, whi^^pirtPflJlmher man, nor the pnu^a^NAnisworks, which buries empires and Pities in a common grave.” The weak and nervous woman, just able to dra» herself, in “moping melancholy” through duties of the day, may steal the bloojn from blush roses, and have eyes as bright and sparkling as the dewdrops nest- ling/in their leaves; and the poor little baby, disfigured with pimples and scabby may be made sweet, cool and whole- as—“that youngster of Mrs. Blank’s, 3 the way, whose family is always in a rw of health.” Don’t you know the rea- ? “No.” Then I will tell you. For rs your neighbor has never been without Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery, his remedy is a medicine, not a beverage, and is to be taken according to fall and per fectly plain directions accompanying each bottle. It is specific, bnt not a patent med icine, and contains no vile narcotics or viler liquor. It is a prescription used for years by the well-known physician, Dr. R. V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y., whose name is a household word in innumerable homes all over our own and foreign lands. The Golden Medical Discovery is prepared and offered to the publio by the World’a Dispen sary Medical Association, a body corporate, existing by and nnder the laws of the State of New York; its president is Dr. Pierce, the great specialist in chronic diseases. The doctor has devoted the beat years of a very busy and wonderfully successful life to the relief and cure of his suffering fellow men— and at a time when high political honors lay broadly open before him, Dr. Pierce re signed his seat in the Congress of the United States, simply from a sense of dnty toward others. His associates in the great sanatar- iom represented to the doctor that the im mense business of their association de manded that his personal attention should be paid to the great army of patients crowding upon them from every clime. Dr. Pierce is also the founder of the Invalids’ Hotel at Buffalo, N. Y. This establishment, possess ing all the comforts and luxuries of a first- class American hotel, has in addition the daily attendance of a large faculty of emi nent specialists, whose practice collectively cover the whole field of surgery and chronic diseases. The laboratory m which Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery is pre- i iared is an object of interest and wonder, t has a frontage of one hundred feet, a depth of one hundred and twenty-five feet, and is six stories high. In thi i mammoth and pa latial workshop two hundred persons are constantly employed in putting up Dr. Pierce’s Medicines. While the Golden Medical Discovery’s curative effects are almost immediately felt, it is not merely a temporary stimulant, but is as certainly a safe and complete cure, in all cases for which it is recommended, os it is that certain misery and death will follow their neglect Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery will not care clnb feet will not refurnish armless or legless unfortunates with new and perfect limbs, and it ia not guaranteed that even a dozen bottles applied to any stray portion of a second hand skele ton, will develop snch member into an ani mate, human form divine (?). In brief, it is not asserted that this medicine will, or onn, counteract the decrees of Providence K-« iu all cases where a high state of civilization and cultivation has engendered disease and suffering, whereby God’s natural man has become a nervous, artificial being, the Gold en Medical Discovery will positively restore to him the strong, vigorous, self-asserting life, from which, almost unconsciously, he had drifted far, and perhaps hopelessly away. It is claimed, and guaranteed, if this medi cine be used as prescribed, and faithfully persevered in a reasonable time, it will per manently cure liver complaint, and the var- lons blood disorders consequent npon torpor of the liver, in all their various forms and ramifications, including bronchitis, con sumption, which is scrofula of the lungs, dysfiepsia, costiveness, siok-headaohe, skin diseases, fever and ague, malaria, and other disorders arising from poisoned or deterior ated blood. This wonderful medicine cures all humors, from the worst scrofula to a common blotch, pimple or eruption. Erysipelas, salt rheum, fever soree, scaly or rongh skin, in short, all diseases caused by bad blood, are conquered by this powerful, purifying and invigorating medicine. Great eating nlcers rapidly heed under its benign influences. Especially has it manifested its potency in curing tetter, boils, carbuncles, scrofulous sores and swellings, white swellings, goitre or thick neck, and enlarged glands. Consumption, which is scrofulous disease of the lungs, is promptly and positively arrested and cured by this sovereign and God-given remedv, if taken before the last stages are reached. For weak lungs, spitting of blood, con sumptive night-sweats, and kindred affec tions, it is a sovereign remedy. For indi- geetion, dyspepsia and torpid fiver, or “bil iousness,” Golden Medical Discovery has no equal, ns it effects perfect and radical cures. To ali suffering from lassitude, weariness, desiamdency, lack of vigor or ambition, be ; t man, woman or child, Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery will speedily impart new tone, vigor and life to the whole system. The haggard face will grow round, ruddy, and beam with the expression of long lost con fidence. The step will be firm and elastic, and the relieved sufferer will once more enjoy iu common with fellow men that feeling of proprietorship in earth, air and being, only full v realized by those in perfect health. The Golden Medical Discovery will not make drunkards or opium eaters; on the contrary, any unfortunate, driven by trouble, adversity or inherited appetite, to the one of insidious stimulants, will find the Discovery of great assistance m efforts to break the chains binding him to s shameful and miser able existence. Thoee feeling only “ont of sorts,” with no predominant symptoms, and who. if asked, wrmM And it difficult to exnlain their ■ensa- tious, will find a sovereign remedy m the Golden Medical Discovery. Those who are irritable, petulant, or fret ful, ever seeing the gloomy side of life; who imagine “the time is ont of joint;” to whom life is a heavy burden, not a blessing; who think the whole world is arrayed agaiust them, and anticipate calamity at every tnm; to all such let this message be full of en couragement and joy—Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery will radically cure them, when it will be found, to their lasting benefit, that life and the world have not changoH, but that disease had thrown clouds of misery and woe about them, through which ail things were seen, ae ‘‘through a gkse darkly.” Let no sufferer be discouraged because he or ah* has tried other inedicinea without benefit, an tact, tnese are tne oases tn# World’s Dispensary Med<oal Association particularly desire to reach through their j Dr. Pierce’* Golden Medical Discovery. When all other medicines fail let this be fried, and no one will be doomed to farther disap pointment The Golden Medical Discovery is a pre scription of a physician with a wide-awake reputation and an honorable position to maintain. It ie far beneath the dignity of Dr. Pieroe to lend his name to any vile nos trum, or catch-penny preparation, whereby the public may be deceived. Having used hie«. Discovery for many yean in his nn- procedented private practice, he is convinced it is indeed a specific in diseases mentioned. Desiring this marvelous cure shall benefit not only thoee with whom he oomes person ally in contact, but that ali mankind may be embraoed in his grand plan for the ameliora tion of human suffering, the doctor, through the World’s Dispensary Medical Association, earnestly and most confidently recommends his Golden Medical Discovery to the pnhlio at large, assured the moet skeptical will be thorongnly convinced of its worth by a trial of a single bottle. In stubborn, or long-seated affections, and where the bowels are very costive, the gentle, though certain action of the Discovery, will be more rapid and satisfactory by supplement ing Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Purgatdvs relicts in small daily doses of one or two. These pills (the original and only genuine Little liver Pills) are purely vegetable, sugar- coated, and very small, yet by the peculiar process used in their preparation, they pos sess the strength and virtue of larger and nnpalatable pills. Pleasant Purgative Pellets will speedily remove all ill and dis agreeable effects arising from over-eating or drinking, and are recommended as a ca thartic at all times, being perfectly safe, sure and unattended by the griping pains usually experienced in the use of purgativee lose carefully prepared. Promptly resorted to, theee little Pellets will radically cure indi gestion, biliousness and siok-headache, thus saving the patient from serious and lingering disorders. Dr. Pieros, the President of the World’a Dispensary, and his faculty of twelve skilled specialists, can be consulted by letter or in person in any ease of chronic disease requiring either medical or surgical treatment free of charge. For those desiring more exhanstive information than can be arted through correspondence, the doctor DOMESTIC. To Maxi Fbench Rolls.—After the dough has risen it may be made into many ways. By taking off a part and beating up an egg, and working it in with a little butter, yon may have nice French rolls; just use flour enongh to handle them well, dip your hand in the flonr, and flour round the sides to make them break apart nicely; make off quickly, put close together and allow no room for them, or any other roils, to ran and get ont of shape. When nearly done, wipe the tops over with milk with out taking them from the stove. Take a piece of dongh the size of a loaf, beat two eggs light, half cup ot milk, smal spoonful of butter, and with the hand work altogether in a stiff batter; grease a pan, (a round one is best), pour in an inch and a half thick, and bake In moderate oven till well done; split and butter; send to table hot It should rise twice its original thioknesa By adding a little more of the above ingre dients, with a cup of sugar, and giving it a second rise before baking, yon have a very good plain «ake, especially for children. HUMOBOUB. imparted tnrough correspondence, the doctor has written a book, called “The People’s f mmon Sen,,., Medical AJjdser, in • Plain gliatw«rM8di<ffne Hrmplified.” t his work alone is a goodly harvest for an ordinary life, and stamps its author a pro found scholar and a very remarkable man. The book contains nine hundred and twenty- two pages, illustrated with two hundred and eighty-six wood cuts and colored plates, and makes plain as a, b, c, anatomy, pnysi- ology, materia medica, practice of medicine, hygiene, temperaments, psychology, etc.— and answers in plain, easily-to-be-under- stood terms all questions that may arise within their range, especially those ques tions the wonld-b'3 inquirer is deterred by fear, or modesty, from asking the family or other physician. That all may be enabled to acquaint themselves with matter so vital to health, happiness, and success, the price of this great work has been fixed at one dollar and fifty cents, postpaid by mail to any ad dress, while smaller and far inferior books, purporting to cover the same ground, have sold at five dollars a copy. It being the aim of the proprietors of the Common Sense Medical Adviser to reach not only the afflu ent, bnt also those in moderate, and even straitened, circumstances, the price of the work places it within the reach of all. AGRICULTURE. Curb fob Horse Pulling at the Halter.—For the benefit of such of our readeee as may desire to make use of it, a method is suggested of breaking n horse of that common and very un pleasant habit of pulling at the halter, which has been thoroughly tested and found to work admirably. If you have a herse that is addicted to this habit, follow the instructions herewith given, and a complete cnie will soon follow. Get a strong, half inch cord 22 feet in length; put the center nnder the tail like a cron per; twist them a few times as you bring them forward over the back pass forward on each side of the body, then pass them forward through the halter below the jaw. Tie firmly to a tree, post or stall, and excite the animal by any means that will cause him to pull, until the habit is overcome. You may even whip him across the nose keenly until there is perfect submission which will not n quire long. Hitoh in this way for a few days, or so long as there is any predisposition to pull on the halter. Clover Fertilizer.—Two or even three crops of small grain can be raised in succession to advantage on any piece of laud provided clover is sown with evt ry cr> p of small grain, .’’hen a crop of clover is turned under for every crop of small grain except the first,and upon this hyp 1 'thesis when a farmer wants to enrich nis land or any one or more pieces, let him seed the land with small grain for two or three years in succes sion, always sowing clover in the spring and ploughing in the fall, and then if he chooses to pnt the land in corn he can do so for one, or even two seasons, and then pnt it back in small groin and clover. After a field has had clover sown in it for six or eight seasons it will seed itself, and after every crop of small grain a crop of clover will spring up from the seed in the ground exposed to the action of elements by ploughing for the crop of small grain. Another fact well known is that a crop of wheat grown on fallow ground is greater and the gram larger than that grown on com ground. The Gardener’s Monthly gives in sulistance the following good practical directions for pruning ornamental shrubs on the approach of spring; ‘'In discriminate cutting back will not an swer the desired purpose. Distinction must be made between slow and vigor ous growers, and between those which bear flowers on old wood and those which flower on new growth. Hnch as grow to strong to flower well should be lightly pruned, and in the same individ ual the weakest shoots should be ont in more severely than ihe stronger ones. Lilacs aud the Piiiladelphns bear flow ers on the wood of last year, and to prune them much now destroys the flowers, while the altheas and others which flower ®n the young wood cannot be too severely cut in. ” The best beat for the hot bed is fresh horse dung irom a stable where some leu or more horses are kept, so that a load of it can be taken out hot and fresh before it has had time to born by excessive heating. Such manure can not always be had when wanted, a good substitute may be made by mixing for est leaves in alternate layers with com mon cow stable dong, in a sheltered plaoe, until a pile of a cord or two is obiained; if the weather should be cold, and the material partly frozen wnen it is piled, it will be necessary to pour a few bucketfuls of boiling water npon the heap to start fermentation: when the pile is well heated cart it as quickly as possible to the bed, so as to check fermentation as little as possible. Flant-Growing.—The more freely a plant is growing the more water will It require: and the more it grows the mors sun and light will it need. In all oases thoee which seem to grow the fastest shook) be placed nearest the light. The position for room plants is the south east. They seem like animals in their afftotiou for the morning sun j Making Hair Grow.—If the head be perfectly bald, nothing will ever cause the hair to grow again. If the scalp be glossy, and no small hairs are dis cernible, the roots or follicles are dead; and you might as well eanse an arm which has been amputated to grow again. However, if small hairs are to be seen, brush well, and bathe the bald spot three or four times a week with cold soft water:—Carbonate of ammonia, one drachm; tincture of oantharides, four drachms; bay ram, four ozs,; cas tor oil, two ozs. Home elderly people often desire to keep their hair from turning gray. The following dye will effect this:—Taka the hulls of butter nuts, say about four ounces, and infuse in a quart of water. Then add half an ounce of copperas. Apply with a soft brash every second or third day. This preparation is harmless, and I have rea sons for believing so, has never been published. It is far better than those dyes made of nitrate of silver. French Bread. —As a rale the French bread is always sweet and good, and two things contribute in a great degree to this—that is, the manner and form of baking. They never make a thick loaf; no matter what the size or shape, it is always thin; aud more than two-thirds crust. They bake their bread until it is perfectly cooked. The loaves being so thin, the heat strikes through them very soon after they are placed in the oven; hence all the fermentation is stopped, while in the case of large loaves fermentation continues to go on after the bread has been in the oven for some time, and of course much of the sweetness is lost. Then, in baking so long, and having so mnch crust, thare is a peculiar sweetuess given which can be attained in no other way. Potatoes—How to Cook.—Potatoes should be boiled in a sauce-pan half fall of water, boiling, and not in one tilled with hot water. Steam is thus engen dered, and tlie potatoes are steamed instead of boiled, whereby the poison ous element which the potato has in common with their solance is neutralized. The lid of the saucepan shonld fit close ly. When the potatoes are boiled the steam should evaporate before they are eaten. They should not be fried in butter as the poisonous matter is thus retained, to the serious prejudice of the stomach. William Cobbett was wont to describe the potato as the “accursed root,” but as it still constitutes the chief food for laborers, it should be cooked properly. To Make Cauliflower Pickles.— Out the whitest, closest bunches into small clusters. Plunge into scalding brine, and boil three minutes. Take them ont, lay npon a cloth, sprinkle with salt thickly, and when dry brush this off. Cover with cold vinegar for two days, setting the jar in the sun. Then pack carefully in glass or stone ware jars, and soaid with vinegar sea soned thus: To one gallon allow a enp of white sugar, a dozen blades of maee, a tablespoonful of celery seed, two doz en white pepper corns, some bits of red pepper pods, a tablespoonlnl of corian der seed, and the same of whole mustard, Boil five minutes. Repeat the scalding once a week for three weeks. Tie up. An Error in Window Gardening.— A very common error in window garden ing is that of attempting too much. Too many plants are crowded into the little space at command, so that it is impossible to give each the air and light it should have. Again plants of too diverse oharaeter are brought together. It is no uncommon thing to see tropical plants and those from the temperate zone, if not Alpine plants, all crowded into the same window, and subjected to the same temperature and treatment. Better far to have one healthy well grown plant, that will yield its flowers in perfection, than a dozen sickly, feeble, wretched plants, that hare no beauty eitner of leaf or blossom. Sings the failure of two or three fe male bankers and brokers in the East, it seems impossible for that sex to secure the confidence of Western women who have pin money laid aside. A woman who claimed to have heavy financial backing, and who was in the confidence of all the great capitalists and specula tors, recently opened a shop in Toledo and offered to receive deposits and pay interest at the rate of four per cent, per month. Her first customer was her last. A hatchet-faced old maid walked in on her one morning with five dollar bill and inquired: •‘Are yon the woman who will pav four per cent, per month on deposits?’' “Yes.” “Only four!” “Just four.” “That’s all.” “Well, I did think if yon would give eighly per cent, and secure me with a diamond ring or a gold watch I’d deposit this fire dollars, bnt you seem so stingy and independent that I won’t leava it. r ' By contracting a severe Gough and Gold, I wag compelled to give up my daily work and keep to the house. A neighbor recommended me to try a bot tle of Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup; it was procured and used; to my astonisnment relief was instantaneous. Edw. W. Olayton, Waverly, Md. Muggins is near-sighted—very near sighted—and Brown had often told him that he could not see two feet ahead of him; bnt since he loaned him fifty dol lars he has had cause to change his miad. Brown was at an optician’s, a few days ago, tel ec ting a pair of opera glasses, and went into the street to test them. In looking up the street he dis covered Muggins ten blocks away try ing to hide behind a lamp-post; and, as he gazed npon him, Mnggins turned llis pockets inside out to convince him that he had nothing in them. Brown does not believe in near-sightedness any more. Che‘put Famiiin Magazine in the world, 120 large pages, 4 pages new music, 1000 engravings each issue. 50 cents per veai; singleopies 15 cents. Htkawbridgb & Clothier, 8th & Market Sis., Pnila. Pressed for the time: If a man de sires to express himself logically, he most not allow himself to become flur ried, as was the case with an Austin man, who was very much annoyed bv frequent callers, and who finally ex claimed: “There is no minute in the day that I can have a quiet half hour to myself.” "‘M.rs. Lydia E. Finkham’s Vegetable Compound is a most valuable medicine for ladies of all ages who may be afflict ed with any form of disease peculiar to the sex. Her remedies arc not only put up iu liquid forms but iu Pills and Loz enges in which forms they are securely sent through the mails. What’s one man’s meat, etc.: “We shall suffocate if we don’t get some ven tilation here!” exclaimed the corpulent passenger, throwing up the car window and letting in a draft that registered about ten degrees below zero. “Do yon call that ventilation?” excitedly asked the thin man in the next seat, shivering in the keen blast. “I call it annihilation 1” The Confllvl or Ihe Rapes. Between diceaie anti health la often brief and fatal It 1- better to be provided with cheap and simple remedies for such common disorders as coughs, odds, etc., than to run the risk of < outractiug a fatal disease through neglect Dr. Wm. Hall’s Balsam is a sure and safe remedy for all dl■canoe of the lubgs and chest If taken in season it is certain to cure, and may save yon from that terrible disease. Consumption. It has been known aud used for many years in America, and it ia no exagge ration to say that it is the beat remedy In the world for Coughs, etc. Aak for Dr. Wm. Hall’s Bal sam for the Lungs, and take no other. Hold by all Druggists. A bad ending; •‘Well, William, what’s become of Robert?” “What, 'aveu’t you ’eard, sir?” “No! Not defunct, I hope?” “That’sjnstexactly what he ’as done, sir, and walked off with hevery- thing he could lay his ’ands on I” A California ostrich farmer was kicked at by one of the birds, but missed, and the blow broke the neck of a horse. The American mole will have to look ont for his laurels. They are in danger of being wrected from him by feathered foreigners. Is your hair falling ont or scalp diseas ed? Carbolioe, a deodorized extract ot petroleum, as now improved &i [ ner- fected, is just the article you ne .. Buy a bottle, and, like thousands who are using it all over the land, you will value it as the choicest of all toilet prepara tions. A juryman was asked if the jndge had charged him: “Faith,” said he, “the man lectured ns a good deal, bnt I don’t believe he meant to charge for it. A Tennessee woman has trained a dog to drink beer and chew tobacco. Now yon will see that women will never marry. She has no use for a man arouud the houfce. To Take Rust Out of Steel.—Place the article in a bowl contain Lug kerosene oil, or wrap the steel np in a toft cloth well saturated witii kerosene, let it re main tweuty-fonr honrs or longer, then I scour tbs rnsty spots with bnoa dust. * If badly run tod use salt wet with hot vinegar; after scouring rinse every par ticle of brick dust or salt off with boiling hot water; dry thoroughly, then pohsn off with a clean flannel cloth and a little sweet oik Thanksgiving Fruit Cake.—One pound brown sugar, one pound browned flour, three pounds of seedless raisins, two pounds currants, one pound citron, three-fourths pound butter, one cup molasses, two teaspoons mace, two of cinnamon, one of cloves, one of black pepper, one nutmeg, one teaspoon soda, twelve eggs, one-half cup current jelly melted in one-half onp hot water, Tuis cake will keep for years. How to Use Eggs.—Eggs that are to •jo used in cake shonld be put into cold water in summer while yon are making your preparations, until ready to use them. Then break each one separately into a cup, to see if it is good; bnt by breaking all into the dish yon beat them in, yon risk the whole by one egg. If good, torn it into tne dish, aud pro ceed the same way with the others. To Prevent Hollow Pickles.—If you will ont a short slit in the blow end of your encumbers before yon pnt them in the molasses and water, I think yon will not find so uany hollow pickles. The slit allows the gas to escape which forms so rapidly. Mother Swan’s Worm Syrup. Infallible, tasteless, harmless, cathartic; tot fe verishness, restlessness, worms, constipation, 25c. When a rich Chinaman wants a hat he buys one. Rich men in China ap pear to have just as many privileges as widowers in America,. Many a man who snarls and growls at his wife in public is very loving and tender when no one else is around. He has to be. Use St. Patrick’s Salve, and learn its great value. One trial convinces. A little child of seven or eight said thaL when the Bible speaks of “child ren’s children” it most moan dolls. If a man could bnt take his troubles ss easily as other people take them, what a very happy world this would be j “ Buohu-Pat ha” 'The quick, complete core, sll hul Bladder and Urinary Diseases. $L The coddling moth, o: apple worm, although it destroys bnt one apple in its lifetime, is a terror to the apple growers. Yet one of these little tortrix worms, owing to the fart that it com mences to destroy the apple in the em bryo state, or before the apple has as sumed its form, and ooutinnes its waste during the formation and growth from a mere speck until it is the size of a pea is capable of fifty times the mischief of a coddling moth. No one who has not examined the kind and extent of the mischief they can do,form any adequate conception of its far-reaching effects in causing the barrenness of our orchards aud the multiplied failures of the apple crops in the Northwest. Garget.—A writer says that he has never failed to cure garget by the nse of beans. He feeds one pint of bean meal mixed with other meal, for four sneoes- sive days, and has found that sufficient to cure the, thinks if cows were fed with bean meal several times a year, they would never be troubled with garget Two things man is tenacious of— his oharaeter and money, bnt if either must go, it is seldom the latter. A lawyer is not anything like as great a curiosity as the champion thin man, bnt it costs more to see him. Wealth may not bring happiness, perhaps, bnt it manages to make ap pearances agreeably deceptive. The tramp ia not M * wealthy, bnt he can affc summer in the country. si thing, to spend ms To Preserve Pencil Writing.—To preserve pencil marks, if yon have any thing drawn or written with lead pencil that yon wish to preserve from rubbing ont, dip the paper into a dish of skimm ed milk, then dry it and iron it quickly on the wrong side. Woman’s love: “Do yon believe that a woman, nowadys, would die for the object of her love ?” asked a bachelor friend. “I don't know whether she’d die or not,” answered the Benedict, “bnt I’ve known ner to go wild when the trimming didn’t suit her.” Influence of the press: The inflnenoe of a free press is mighty, particularly in Cincinnati. There the impatient lover no ]on tt u expresses his feelings in the flowery verbiage of the poet, but makes his point with the precision and directness of a rifle shot: “Adored Ma ria, let’s consolidate.” A Southern society note: “Two of the moet prominent aristooratio families, having latelj had a falling ont abont some trivial matter, met yesterday and settled the affair to the satisfaction ot all concerned. The town is thrown into the deepest mourning for the six teenth time this month. Pure cod liver oiL from selected liven, an the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard & Co., N. Y. Absolutely pure and sweet Pa tients who have once taken it prefer it to all others. Physicians declare it superior to all other oils. Chapped hands, face, pimples and rough skin cured by using Juniper Boap, m«rif by Caswell, Hazard & Co.. New York. Not unlikely: “1 don’t say all I think,” remarked Brown, when pressed for his opinion of the representative of his distriet “I shonld think yon might,” replied Fogg, “and not be pressed for time, either.” Fraser Axle Grease. One grearinK last- two weeks; all others two or three days. Do not be mposed on by tba humbug stuffs off rel. ‘ skyour dealer for Fra zer 8,wiib’abel on. Haves your horse labor and you too It r-oeived hrst medal at the Centen nial and Paris Expositions. Hold everywhere. When is e vegetable not a vegetable ? When it is what yon cauliflower. It takes from twelve to fifteen yards of cloth to make a woman a dress, and yet a man can make two pairs of trous ers out of less than that, and have one pair with a trail to each leg large enongh to pull np over his back and tie around his throat for a necktie. “Rough on Rats.” Clean out rats, mice, roaches, flies, ants, bed hugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c. Druggists A good old Quaker lady, after listen ing to the extravagant yarn of a person as long as her patience would allow, said to him: “Fnend, what a pity it is a sin to lie. when it seems so necessary to your happiness !’’ Ladies and children’s boots and shoes cannot run over if Lyon's Patent Heel Stiffeners are used. England has statistics showing that ont of 189,143 of her people engaged in literary pnrsnits only twelve became lunatics We presume the others were given the benefit of the doubt and called poets. Emory’s Little Cathartic Pill—best made for Liver Complaint and Biliousness. Tasteless, harmless, infallible. 15c. A man who had seven bnokshot taken from his head, remarked that quite a load was taken from his mind. Gastrine. Gastbine should be taken before or after meals to insure perfect assimilation of food. Gastrine is in liquid form. By all druggists Some people are so lazy that they wait for a hurricane to come and blow potatoes ont of the ground. DrBULL’S COUGH SYRUP Fitters Whst the great restorative, Hostetler’s Stomach Bitters, w.Ii do, must be gathered from what it has doue. It has effected radical cures in thousands of cases of uyspepsls, bilious disorders, intermit- reni fever, ncivous affections, general deb hty, cuosilpatioa, sick headache, menial despondency, uuti the peoubir co.upi* uts xu i dtsab.lrie* to wnlch the lee tic ire so saijeui .* Fur sale by rij Druggists uua t ei.ers generally. LYDIA E. PINKHAIVTS VEGETABLE COMPOUND. A Save Care for all FEMALE WEAK NESSES, laeltidlng Leacorrhcea, Ir regular and Painful Men* trout ion, Inflammation and Ulcerallou of the Womb, Flooding, PRO LAPSUS UTERI, <fcc. tarneumat to ths taste, efficacious and Immediate In Ite effect. It la a great help In pregnancy, and re jtavM pain daring labor and at regular period*. rsTsicuro esi it asd pkucubi it nuLT. tSTFo* ALLWNaxxmam of the generative organ* of either ■ex, It 1* second to no remedy that ha* ever been before the public i and for all diaeeie, if the Knnarrs It la the Ortatut Remedy in Me World. Pr KIDNEY COMPLAINTS of Eithor fee* Find Great Relief In Ita Use. LYDIA E. PINKHAM’S BLOOD PURIFIER will eradicate every veettee of Rumors from the Blood, at the uine time will give tone and strength to theayatem. A* marvellou* in reaultaaa the Compound. tVBoth the Compound and Blood Porifler ue pre pared at m and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mara. Price of either, fl. Six bottles for $S. The Compound la sent by mall In the form of pills, or of loaenges, on receipt of price, $1 per box for either. Era. Plnkham freely amwer* all letter* of Inquiry. Enclose Scent stamp. Send for pamphlet. Mmtion tklt Paper. tWLTDiA E. Pixxbax’s ijvxn Pnu cure Constlpa Uon. BUiouanesa and Torpidity of the Liver. U cent*. Sa*8old by all DrazaUta.~ES Qj ifga»»We will mall "•Br the Phlladel phlaWeeklyTBiBtwi and FiBXEit, every week, for three wbola months, on trial, Ui any address, on re celpt of only 12 centi in stamps to pay post age on 12 consecutive numbers, nubllsbed weekly, or for twenty five cents, silver ot stamps, we will mail the tbibune & Far- her every week for t months, Tc -nyot* sending os a club ol four twenty five cent subscriptions, we will send a sample of 811- ver-plated w a*-o. premiums, choices'I. Butter Knife!, Sugar , Gold-plated Or Books, hon ourable, goods, f/y /Srtt-clatt in ear. Established ■■■■■■■■I nal articles. How to maRe more Money in one month .ban you ever did before. XSow to Make »be Farm Pay, How Farm, ere are Swindled, by bogus Commission Merchants, horse and stock auctions, etc. D. D. T. MOORE, Founder and for *wenty-flve yean, editor ol Moore’s Ultra/ New-Yorker, is the Agricultural Editor of the TRIBUNE and FARMER, and con ducts the best and Uvelissl Aertculural Depart ment to be found In any weekly newspaper in this country. Special writers on Small Fruits, Market Gardening, Horticultural Matters, Agri cultural Machinery, with a lift of Agricultural Inventions weekly, Philadelphia Market Reports, Answers to Correspondents, Ac., A-.Half dozen Splendid Stories every week, House, hold Department, whole page every week. Original letters from lady readers on all price, $1.00 a ye years. Special features, origiru lone. How to Entertain Company, Care or Children, Doctor’s Advice, and Cooklny Recipes, worth double subscription price, Youth'i Department, Stories, Puzzles, and Home Amuse ments, Mose Skinner’s Humorous Letters Detective Sketches, and Answers U Correspondents. No Sensational trash. Address H. K. CURTIS A (JO., Pnlw. Phil*dklphia. Pa Vital Questions!! Ask the most eminent physialan Of any school, what is the best thing In he world for quieting and allaying all irri tation of the nerves and curing all forma of nervous complaints, giving natural, childlike refreshing sleep always ? And they will tell you unhesitatingly “Borne form of Hops I” % chapter l Ask any or all of the most eminent phy sicians: ‘ What is the best and only remedy that can be relied on to cure all diseases of the kidneys and urinary organs; such as Brights disease, diabetes, retention or inability to retain urine, and all ihe diseases and ail ments peculiar to Women”— “And they will tell you explicitly and emphatically “Buchu.” Ask the same physicians “What is the most reliable and surest cure for all liver diseases or dy8pepsia,con- stipation, indigestion, biliousness, malarial lever,ague, & etc.,” and they will tell you: Mandrake I or Dandelion I” Hence, when these remedies are com bined with others equally valuable And compounded into Hop Bitters, such a wonderful and mysterious curative pow er is developed which is so varied in its operations that no disease or ill health can possibly exist or resist its power, aud yet it is Harmless lor the moat frail woman, weakest invalid or smallest child to use. CHAPTER II. “Patients “Almost dead or nearly dying” For years, and given up by physicians ot Bnght’s andotber kidne y diseases, fiver complaints, severe coughs called consump tion, have been cured. Women gone nearly crazy I From agony ol neuralgia, nervousness, wakeful ness and various Diseases p-cul ar to women. People drawn out of shape from excruciating paays ot Rheumatism. Inflammatory and chronic or suffering front scrofula 1 Erysipelas I salt rueum, blood poisoning, dyspepsia, Indiges tion, and in laci almost all diseases frail Nature Is heir to Have been cared by Hop Bit'era, proof of which can be found In every neighborhood la the known world. _ a wees in roar own town, isrm* and ft oatflt # wO free. Address H. Haixxtx k Co„ Portland. Me C T> /‘"l COLEMAN BUSINESS COLLEGE • J3 * V7 • Newark. N. J. Write tor Catalogue. **yn A WEEK, gia a day at nome easily made. Costly 01 « outfit free. Address Taux A Co.. Augusta. Ms' CSRfS WHERE AIL list FAILS. Best Congh Syrup. Tastes good. Use In time. Sold by druggists. WANTED I ENERGETIC LADIES of good address to xei] UTAH) It A m» LAUN. i,MV wav TI...U-.K.I. are FIRH r-CLAKS. (HEAP, aud » U readily’^For larticulan address Mil, «M H. PAINE. Room 14, Standard r ‘ I Block. Cleveland, Ohio. Morphine Haablt Cured In !• till Cored. auon. Ohio, to SOd. rs. Mo pay till <’0red. Lb. J. til . PHBNS, Lhb plUAUM scbeai' by the hundred ashy the milliou. v .-'endW tor -amides or price ist. T11E VII— LAUE .STORE v O. Bridgeport. Conn. 2001 THE SUN I per cent profit Lady and (lent (gents want'd. _ .'Sample uy mail, tiec. Agem*’ Novelty Co, Southing Lon, ot. Is the People’s Newspaper. There is no mystery a out Its loves and hatev. It Is for the hone t ma i against the rogues every time, it is for the honest Democrat as against the dlshone t Re- publ can, and for the honest Republican as against the dishonest Democrat. 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Pa $150,000 GIVEN AWAY! | THE PR ACTIO AL FARMER, OF PHILADELPHIA, from an intimate acquaintance with its readers, ins I found there is a general desire to possess Farms and Homes in the West. Now, in order to give each of our Subscrib* I ers an opportunity to obtain an Improved Farm, a well-known, reliable real estate man has carefully selected for us 1100 FARMS, to be offered as Premiums to our paper. We also offer, in connection with the Farm property, as Pre- I miums, fine Steel-Plate Engravings—superb reproductions of the works of the greatest masters. These are alone worth when we give. In addition, the opportunity to obtain an Improved Farm, we are making efTOf yet! Every Subscriber will receive a Premium. The PRACTICAL FARMER loms m 1855, and is one of the oldest Agricultural, Literary and Family Journals published. 1 are of the nighest, and Subscribers rarely drop from our lists. It has 16 pages, published AfV -wantjfjooo new subscribers in two month -, and offer as Premium* the qteel.Plate Engravings . _ __ 16,630 MIRES I weekly at fz.oo per annum, offf “ I GOOD OffROTE) FARMSsiSS TfctM Farms are all m good condition, and are In sixe from Bo to 960 acres, and worth from |6oo to $10,000 each. The Farms will be tonveyed by Warranty Deed, and a clear and perfect Title shown from the United Sta.es down. They are all ready to I occupy, and will be productive homes from the start. As high as 80 BCRHEL8 OF WHEAT per acre was nar* I vested from some of these Farms last year. All of these lands are just as good, and will produce as mnch under like I circumstances. The tenancies are such that possession can be given at once. HOW VOU may Obtain ono Of I the Farms. Subscribe for the '* PRACTICAL FARMER. Immediately upon receiving the Subscription price— I $2.00, a receipt and the current number of the FARMER will be mailed to the sender, his name entered upon our sub* ascription list, and the paper continued for one year. As soon as we have 10,000 new Subscribers registered on our books, ■or in ten days from date, we will award to each of them a premium, aggregating in value $00,000, tn such a manner that I each subscriber will have a fair and equal opportunity to obtain one of the Farms and Engravings. In the same way the ■ second and following series of 10,000 Subscribers will receive their Premibms until the entire $150,000 worth of property I is given away. These Farms and Engravings are intended as premiums to our Subscribers. The distribution of these n ■ entirely gratuitous upon our part, and is intended by 11s as a means of dividing with our Subscribers the profits of the ■ year. The name and address of those securing the I valuable Premiums will be published in the PRAC- ITICAL FARMER. Having made up our mind to ■ secure, at any cost, the largest circulation of any ■ Agricultural Pajicr in the World, we have resolved I to forego all profits and give our Subsciibers the I Farms and 1 1 benefit derived from 4| WHO WILL RECEIVE THE $10,000 FARM? |ments, dimension, .if hoases, etc., will be sent In order that jraarmaaM and your friend* names may be atnoag the tint ierie* _ la of ie.000 subscribers to whom the first l»,ooo worth of property will be award- led. subscribe at once nnd «t up Clobs ln your neighborhood immediately, fco tO WOfH Jit Once. Show the ■ paper conuing the Hat of Farms and description of improvements, if you wilt get so subscribers and send fro, we I will giro the getter-up of the Club n subscription for himself pggg f which srill give him equal rightwlthotheraub- Iscribrrs to obtain one <A the Farms. For ao subscribers tad lo), we wilt ri.e two estrs subscriptions; lor a; subscribers land fco. three ertrm subscription, j tor so subscribers, four ertra subscriptions; (or si subscriber, and fTtc f-m eitrs tub- I script ions ; for so subscribers nnd fho, sis — —■— * | subscribers and fioo, we will pre eij ' ‘ •r-up of the Club desiree. WO tore Farm. Let every reader of this m)vcrtisgp>eat iced i _ ho75,000 subscribers and will dlstrlbiite thr f 150.000 worth of property w worth fs.ooo or fro,000. free of erery encumbrance. _ IMPORTANT l—A* * security to our SuhscnhersGtmDeerG and Abstracts of Title ta all the Farms the gettev-L _ this you may sat tha \ one name w-th nis own, and we will get I Remember you may get ■ Parra worth fe.aoo or Address PRACTICAL, 5000 MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDI I yourself, aeighbor. or parenta. a tea Farm. ladelpliia. Pa. fou may get d