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* • ffl»u:anli»a 4 • “). . z>* —'-7. :^r — AQBIOXJLTUKB. DOMESTIC. Nbw Wat with a Silo.—We had al ways raised more or less Indian corn, us ing the stalks for wintering our limited number of cattle. After increasing our herd we planted fodder corn to help out our stock of com stalks. However, the hard labor attending the cutting, binding, shocking and curing the fodder made us willing investigators of the new and highly recommended system of ensilage feeding. From all who had constructed silos and tested ensilage we heard uniformly favor able reports. We could not learn of a fai lure, hence we determined to test ensilage for ourselves, cnly hesitating on account of the probable labor and expense attend ing the erection and weighting of a stone silo. Learning that wooden silos fouud favor with some farmers who pronounced them equally as good, so long as they lasted, as the more costly stone affairs, we determin ed upon constructing our silo of wood. Our l)arn is a two story building, measuring 40 18O feet. It contaics several large bays, the dimensions of which are 20x24 feet. We sealed up one of these b4ys with inch matched spruce boards covered with tarred paper. W e cemented the bottom of the silo, also the walls udder the sills of the bam. We ciated the inside of the silo with coal oil to prevent the effects of mois ture upon the boards. We stored about 126 tons of corntodder in the silo, treading it down by men ip- stead of horses, b y reason of the small size of the silo. We were about three weeks storing the whole of our fodder on account of lack of help. For covering the silo we used hemlock boards and tarred paper, no other weighting being applied until some three or four weeks later, when we stored a quantity of dry cornstalks upcj the top of the silo. Upon opening the silo we found the fodder in a perfect state of pre servation, the ensilage showing no mole except a little on the top Just under the cover. In ptepanug the fodder we eni' ployed a two horse power engine to run our cutter.the latter being provided with a carrier for delivering the fodder in the silo. Chocolate Royal—Faekinuon's Obiu- inal Style fob Table ob Lunch.— Scrape, or out up small, four ounces of 0000a paste, put it into a bright stew- »an with half a tumbler of water, reduce to a very smooth consistency on a moderate nre, stirring continually with spatula, and be very careful not to bum or scorch it. Then add to it one quart of the richest of cream and eight ounces of pulverized sugar. Boil all together for eight or ten minutes, stir ring wiihout ceasing. Then remove rom the fire and add one ounce of strong vanilla sugar or two tablespoon- : uls of pure vanilla extract. When ready to serve, fill your cups half full of whipped cream, stanch, well-drained and highly flavored with vanilla sugar. Pour the hot chocolate upon it, stir to gether, top off with more of the whipped cream, and serve immediately. HUMOROUS. Immense Demand An aged and respected New Yorker, who was an a visit to relatives in the interior the other week, was interviewed by a farmer who wanted advioe as to how he should start bis two sons in life. “Haven’t you got anything in yonr mind yet?” “No—nothing.” “Do you want them to be rich and respected?” “Of comae, I do.” “Well, I should send one to West Point, and make a great General of him.” “You -would?’ “Yes; and I should start the other in the live stock bnsiness.” “What for?’ “Why, to let one lead an army and the other feed it, It is twenty years since the war closed and we are still mrJdng up purses for Genarais and paying the claims of contractors. You might as well start right, and give your sons a first mortgage on the United States as to tarn out a pair of patriots who can’t buy courtplaster to hide their soars.’' for Vegetine. TTTE sw not at all surprised to learn mat the W demand of the people everywhere for that An Elder was cramped with an ache, St. Jacob s Oil did tbe pain slake; He was so highly pleased, That again he was greased. And took a lot home to Salt Lake. A soldier on guard at Fort Wayne, Was suddenly stricken with pain; He thought he was gone, But when be rubbed on St. Jacob’s Oil, was all right again. Dr. Pierce’s “Golden Medical Discovery’ has become so tuoronghly established in pub lic favor that were it not for the fcrgc< 'ulneoa of people it would not be necessary U. —11 at tention to its power to cure oonaumptiou, which ia scrofula of the lungs, and other blood diseases, as eruptions, blotobes, pim ples, ulcers, and liver complaint.” Many farmers, and others whose busi ness requires the use of horses, sre very careless abont the important matter of lameness. Very often a valuable annua becomes slightly lame from cause which could be easily removed if attended to at once; but it Is allowed, through neglect, to go on until the auffering brute is nearly if not wholly ruined. Then the matter is investigated and a veterinarian is called, just in time to incur an expense from which there can be no return, and too late to remedy the eviL Such a course is no 1 only silly but it smacks strongly on the in' human. A man who gives his horses no care whatever deserves to lose them. Roasting Cocoa.—Take a sufficient quantity of nuts to cover the bottom of an iron pan two or three inches deep. Place them on a moderate fire, stirring constantly with a wooden spatula, that they may all be roasted equally. It is only necessary to roast them until the husks will separate from the kernels on being pressed between the fingers. Remove from the fire and separate the kernels. This is accomplished by put ting them in a wire sieve whose inter stices are not large enough to allow the nuts to pass through; then rub and press them with your hands, and the husks or skins will pass through the meshes of the sieve. When they are separated and clean, place them on tbe fire, stir ring them constantly until warmed through, without browning, and until the nuts appear shiny, then throw them into the sieve and agitate, to separate any burnt skin that may remain. He wf 3 a gentleman who wore over- alls and carried a tin dinner-pail. His clothes were unready made and his boots were not symmetrical. He said the long journey of five miles each way to and from his work was trying. ‘ Why don’t you live in the city?” “Because, sorr”—in a rich Milesian brogue —“If I lived in the city I should have to live in a tenement house. You dou’t know the kind of people who live there. They’re a bad lot all through, generally. Sights go on no woman or child should see. I want to save my wife and children from seeing corrup tion, so I moved oat here. Good-night, sorr.” And he left the oar at the little cottage, whose inmates were shelterec from “corruption,” and was greeted with aohornsof “Here’s father,” that showee the gentleman with the dinner-pail hat not lavished care without receiving return in love. The fattening of horses for market has (Town to be quite a business in some pis' ees m the United States, and notably so in a few counties of Western Pennsylvania, Horses are prepared for sale with as much care as tne finest beeves, tbe borse grower making it a point to have his produce the best possible condition for the buyer. This has proved to be au excellent busi ness, and the “feeding off” has no little to do with its success. See that your horses have first class form and condition, as well as good blool, and when the sale re turns are received you will find yourself well repaid for your pains. %* “It is a great art to do the right thing at the right time. ” The person sub ject to deraugemeut of tbe kidneys or liver has a protective duty to perform in pur chasing a package of Kidney- W orL it in vigorates these organa and by its cathartic and diuretic effect, cleanses the whole system of all bad humors. *6S“Feather8, ribbons, velvet can all be colored to match that new hat by using the Diamond Dyes. 10 cents for any color. famous medicine, Vegetine, la constantly becom ing more and more extended. It baa long been la demand an over our own country, and had some time ago made Us way Into varions foreign landa. At the present time the esteemed proprietor, Mr. H. R. Stevens, of Boston, Is sending It to order to some of the remotest foreign countrler; and !t seems now evident that Vegetine la to become a universal medicine. It la a ‘‘patent medicine,* but iv has gained its fame and made Its way every where on Its own Intrinsic merits. Such were the unmistakable and undeniable results of the use of this astonishing and, >t this day, world-renowned medicine, in speedily effecting cures of the very numerous diseases or ills for which It was de clared to be a remedy, that people everywhere were open and decided In expressing their opinion that this “patent medicine” must not only be ranked equal with, but altogether superior to, all the regular “doctors’ stuff” that had ever been given In sickness. There was ana there could be no dispute about the astonishing cures effected by the medicine. The doctors coaid not deny them—especially at many of inch cures had been effected in the most respectable, wealthy and well-known families, where the suffering invalids had obtained and taken the Vegetine as a last resort, after the regu lar physicians had utterly failed to do them any good. Moreover, testimonial letters from perfectlv well-known, persons in high standing and of un doubted charact er and veracity began to pour In upon Mr. H. R. Stevens, the proprietor, In abund ance, declaring, and often with the deepest grati tude, the surprising cures wrought by the great medicine. Such testimonials have continued to flow In upon Mr. Stevens, from first to last, until he has enough to make volumes were he to print them all. But he don’t publish, even in the newspapers, only a small fraction of them. Is It any wonder, then, that the sale of Vegetine Is now increasing at A lady in tbe street met a little gir between 2 and 8 years old, evidently ost and crying bitterly. The lady took the baby’s band and asked where she was going. “Down to find my papa,’ was the sobbing reply. “What is yonr papa’s name?” asked the lady. “His name is papa.” “Bat what is his other name ? What does yonr mamma call dm?” “She calls him papa,” persisted 1 be little creature. The lady then tried 10 lead her along, “Yon had better come with me. I guess yon oame this way.” “Yes. but I don’t want to go jack. I want to find my papa,” replied tbe little girl, crying afresh as if he heart wonld break. “What do yen want with yonr papa?” asked the lady. “I want to kiss him." Jnst at this time sister of the child, who had been searching for her, came along and took possession of the little r>waway. From inquiry it appeared that the little one’s papa, whom she was so earnestly seek ing had recently died, and she, tired of waiting for him to come home, had gone out to find him. surprisingly rapid rate 1—Providence (A /.) Go- zetle. How Women would Vote. Were women allowed to vote, eve'y one in tbe laud who has need Dr. Fierce's “Favorite Prescription’' would vote it to be an unfailing remedy for the diseases peculiar to her sex. By druggists. A 00KRK8PONDENT claims that the best time to prune fruit trees is just before the tap begins to flow—from February to April, according to the latitude. Tbe wounds will then heal over rapidly without leaving dead wood or scats. Tbe next best time is from the middle to the last of June, when tbe sap flows afresh and the trees commence a second growth, but hea vy pruning should never lie practiced in June. Much pruning may be saved by piuching and rubbing eff superfluous sprouts during tbe growing seasen. Evxbt old cow on the place or young one eitner, that ia not either an extra bree der or milker should be dried up as soon as possible and fatted. Tnere will be more or .ess soft corn in every cornfield; this will be just the thing for old cows. A regular and systematic system of weeding out old and unprofitable cows should be practiced annually. The dairymen un derstand this, they know from actual teat the milking value of every cow. All far mers should also know this, and keep no cow on the farm after 7 or 8 years old, unless a very choice milker or breeder. A whiter in the Farmers' Review notea as a "singular fact” that all the per sons injured or kil led by‘dangerous bulls” in Illinois during the past five years were attacked between the months of August and January. With careful management and attentior. to tbe health of the ewes, coupled with personal attention at lambing time, one hundred lamb* can be raised to the one hundred ewes. The ewe flock should be kept in good heart, and fed enough. Sweet Chocolate.—To make this, add two parts of the cocoa paste to one part of the finest pulverized sugar, and pound them together in the hot iron mortar, so as to incorporate them thor oughly; then work them in a sufficient quantity of vanilla that has been reduo ■ ed to a fine powder with a few lumps of sugar in a mortar, and afterward passed through a lawn sieye, cr you may use powdered cinnamon, cloves, musk or ambergris for the fiavoring. When this is accomplished divide it into the moulds, give it a shake or two and it will become flat In this manner yon have sweet chocolate of any of the above flavors. The safest way to manage a mad bul is to take him by the tail and twist it He is said to be as doolie as a lamb on der this condition. The only trouble is bis tail is apt to be located on the wrong end. Another way to escape tbe horns of his dilemmaship is to watch him closely and notice which direction he is about to take. If he goes east the prop er thing for yon to do is to go west; bat under no ciroumstancea waste any time “looking him in the eye.” What Physicians Say. SAN LEANDRO, Cal. Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N.Y.: Dear Sir—' have employed your “Pleasant Purgative Pellets’ iu my practice for tbe last four years. now use no other alterative or cathartic medicines in all chronic derangements of the stomach, liver, and bowels. 1 know of noth ing that equals them. J. A. MILLER M. D. Joah BHUngs heard from. Newport. K. I., Aug. 11, 1880. Dear Ritters—l am here trying to breathe in all the salt air of tbe ocean, and having been a sufferer for more than a year witli a refractory liver, I was indu ced to mix Hop Bitters with tbe sea gale, and have found the tincture a glonous re sult. * * * I have been greatly help ed by the Bitters, and am not afraid to say so. Yours without a struggle, JOSH BILLINGS, A woman entered a saloon In Jersey Uity, kicked over the table, smashed a dozen glasses, shook her fist nnder the barkeeper’s red nose, and called him a liend, and then led her husband out by tbe ear. The barkeeper from over the . thine closed one eye significantly, and remarked to a customer: “Fy chinks 1 may be she vus mad aboud somedings. eh?” Suteriob Vanilla Chocolate.—Five pounds of Caraccas cocoa paste, two and a half pounds of the finest sugar dust, one ounce Vera Cruz vanilla. Split the beans and cut them transverse ly ns fine as possible; then pulverize them with some lumps of loaf sugar in a mortar to a fine powder, pass it through a silken or fine lawn sieve, and mix it with tbe paste. Place all in the hot iron mortar and incorporate thor oughly, Divide it into the moulds, and when cold wrap in iiu-fod. Some add to the above, in addition to the vanilla, half an ounce of powdered cinnamon, three cloves and three grains of mask. D. K. Shackb, in a letter, says that a simple, sure and easily applied cure for lice on animals is to give a few slices of onions in their feed. They eat them rea dily, and one or two teeds does the basi nets effectually. Me., sold an acre of Albion Ricker, of Turner, last season from one-fourth of strawberries 1184 worth, besides having all that a family of eight or ten persons wan. ted to eat every day. The Goldsboro (N. C.) Messenger says that J. H.Caldwell left at that office twen- ty six potatoes which measured one bushel. He made 807 bushels of potatoes to on e acre of ground. Ooiuumptlon CurwtL. An old physician, retired from practice, having had placed in his hands by an East India ;missionary the formula of a simple vegetable remedy for the speedy and permanent cure of Consumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat and Lung Affections, also a positive and radical cure for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Complaints, after having tested its wonderful curative powers in thousands Of cases, has felt it his duty make it known to his suffering fellows. Actuated by this mouve and 0 desire to relieve hu man suffering, I will send free of charge, to all who desire it, this receipe, in Ger man, French or English, with full direc tions for [preparing aud using. Bent by mail by addressing with stamp, naming this paper, W. A. Noyes, 148 Power's \Y. Block, Rochester, N, With slow growing sorts like celery,car rot. sage, asparagus, and even parsnip and onion, mix one eixhth of quick growing sorts, like turnip, and radish, to mark the rows for a a early weeding. Laced Chocolate.—Scrape or grate two ounces of cocoa paste, put it intp a very clean sauce pan with a small quan tity of water, place it on a moderate fire and stir it to a smooth paste; then add four ounces of pulverized sugar ant one pint of good, sound claret. Stir continually and boil for two or three minutes. A very cunous species of insects 13 doing seme damage to wiLow trees in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, by stripping them of their leaves. Young men, middle-aged men and all men who Buffer from early Indtocretlong will find Allen’i Brain Food the moat powerful invigorant ever In troduced; rnce restored by it there is no relapse Try it; It never falla. $1; six for |5. Ai druggists and at AUen’s Pharmacy, S15 First avenue/New York City. Thx Department of Agriculture reports an average yield of potatoes of eighty one bushel* per acre, and an acreage of about 8,000.000 acres. S. F. Goddird, of Hanover, raised at the rate of 460 bushels of potatoes per •ere, and 18 bushels ears of corn on 11} square reds of land the past season. Flombiebb,—Chop rather fine, pre served ginger and candied peaches, pears, cherries, apricots, plums, am pineapples, mixing in any proportion you choose. Allow a pound of fruit to a quart of vanilla or almond ice cream. When the cream is beginning to set in the freezer, add the fruit mould. t Emory's Little Cathartic PiU—best made or Liver Complaint and Biliousness. 16c. harmless, infallible. ’For the delicate and complicated d’ffl culties peculiar to women, Lydia E. Pick ham's Vegetable Compound is the aover eign remedy. Ah Ohio farmer names the Mammoth Pearl as tne potato to take the place of the Peachblow, against which charges of Fbulatta of Chocolate—Italian Style.—Put yelk of one fresh egg into Meh cup, with quantum svff. of powder ed Btqgar; then, with mailer or stirrer, froth it up till quite light; then pour in your hot chocolate, oontumeing to froth up together. Top this off with some sweetened whip cream, and serve with Zwieback biscuits er dry toast Why don’t you use 8t Patrick's Salve? at all druggists. Doing a Oroat Deal of Oood. Mrs. J. Berry, ol Portland, Me., writes: “Tour Henry’s Carbolic Halve la doing a great deal of good. Home ot my friends have been greatly benefltted by its use. I think it is the best salve I have ever used.” Beware of counterfeits. Baker's Ptln Panacea cures pain in Man and Beast For use externally and internally. Dr Roger’s Vegetable Worm Syrup instantly destroys V or ms and removes the Secretions which cause them. Denton’s Balsam Cures Colds, Coughs. Rheumatism. Kidney troubles, eta Can be used externally as a plaster, If a girl wants to be romantic, the proper way is to send up a toy balloon with a card attached, asking the finder to correspond with her, • A Michigan girl tried it, and got a letter from her brother in Indiana, who found the baL oon, and told her not to be a fool. Pure cod liver oil, trom selected livers, on the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard & Co., N. Y. Absolutely pure and sweet Pa tients who have once taken it prefer it to all others. Physicians declare it superior to all other oils. 'Chapped hands, face, pimples and rough skin cured by using Juniper Soap, made by Caswell, Hazard & Co.. New York. “You say you loved her devotedly and would have married her but for one thing. What was the thing?'’ “1 was superstitions about her.” “And why were you superstitious? “Because she was never known to divulge a secret” “Buchu-Palba” The quick, complete cure, all anno; Bladder and Urinary Diseases. $L ing The ohampion absent-minded man Went to the theatre, and omitted to re move his ear-muffs. He left after the second act, muttering something abont pantomimes being only fit for children to lock at The vtaaer Axle Grease la the best in the market. It ia the most economical and cheapest, one box laating ai long as two of any other. One greasing will last two weeks. It received first premium at the Centennial and Paris Exp witiont, also medals at various State fairs. Boy no other. Coooa Paste is the roasted nut made into paste by pounding in a heated iron motar until they are reduced to on oily paste, which is effected by the action of the heat on the oil they contain. It is then put into square tin pans or moulds, in which it concretes into cakes on cooling, and is then called cocoa paste. Ladies and children's boots and cannot run over if Lyon’s Patent Stiffeners are used shoes Heel Eggs with Ceebse.—Gut off, as Co lumbus did not, suffioaent from the ends of six hard boiled eggs, so that they will stand firmly on either end. Then halve them and save the whites for cases. Remove the yolks, pound them fine and fflix with them twe tablespoon- fuls of grated cheese (Parmesan if you have it), two ounces of butter, salt and cayenne at discretion, aud a heaped desert spoonful of minced sage leaves. Heap the eggs hiph in their oases. Ar range these eggs sound a nicely-dressed dis hand serve pulled bread or plain pig. ccits and butter with them. Ur8 * 1 Nerve Restorer la the marvel of the age for all nerve diseases. All " tree. Bend to mi Arch street.' rft. fits PI Vegetine ia Sold by All Druggists. COUGH SYRUP The violation of any of nature's laws brings its warning by the feeling ot dis comfort Exposure will induce colds, throat disease, consumption, etc., all of which give warning by a troublesome cough. Use Dr. Bull’s Cough Byrup in time, and remove both the cause and effect of your discomfort. “I hoph you’ll never smoke, Johnnie, said Mr. Putancal, the Wall street brok er, as he pulled an easy chair in front of the grate fire, lighted a fine Havana, and settled himself for an evening at home. “Why, papa, didn’t you ever smoke when you were a boy ?” asked tbe young heir, a little surprised at his father’s words. <f No, my son, not until I was at iaast eighteen years old.” “Didn’t you ever chew either?” “No, nor chew.” “Nor dnuk?” “No.” “Nor fight?” “No.” “Nor swear?” “No, Inever did any of those things.” “How in the world, then, did you be come a broker?” asked tbe innocent little fellow, after a few moments’ delib eration. ANAKESIS Sr. & Silsbee’s External Pile Bemedy Gives Instant relief and ia aa Infallible CURE FOR ALL KINDS OF PILES. HOSTJTTElfj ^ STOMACH _ ^ »itteR s Invalids who are recovering vital stamina, declare grateful terma their £ a tonic, ot Hostettei in grateful terma their appreciation of tl,e merits ' ' istetters Stomach Bitters. Not only does it impart strength to the weak, but it —. .. ^ also corrects an Irregular acid state of the stomach, makes the bowels act at proper intervals, gives ease to those who suffer from rheumatic and kid ney troubles, and conquers aa well aa prevents fever and ague. For sale by ail Druggists and Dealer* generally. Bemcmber This. If yon are sick Hop Bitters will surely aid Na ture In making you well when all else fails. If you are costive or dyspeptic, or are suffering from any other of the numerous diseases of the stomach or bowel*, it la your own fault If ysu re main 111, for Hop Bitters aie a sovereign remedy la all such complaints. If you are wasting away with any form of Kid ney disease, stop tempting Death this moment, and torn for a cure to Hop Bitters. If you are sick w:th that terrible sickness Nerv ousness, you will find a “Balm in Gilead” In the use of Hop Bitters. mati scourge ■ I ■ tons, and intermittent fevers—by the use of Hop Bitters. If you have rough, pimply, or sallow sklo, bad breath, pains and aches, and feel miserable gene rally, Hop Bitters will give you fair skim rich blood, ami sweetest breath, health, and comfort. In shun they core a l Diseases of the stomach. Bowels, Blood, Liver, Nerves, Kidneys, Bright’s Disease. S&00 wui be paid for a case they will not core or help. That poor, bedridden, Invalid wife, sister, mother, or daughter, can be made the picture of health, by a few bottles ot Hop Bitters, costing “ ‘ ‘ ifle. “ ‘ but a trifle. Will you let them suffer ? KIDNEY-WORT FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF < CONSTIPATION. I Noothcr VAYS VikloiillutluiGwuiv’ 8 Ho oilier 1* try m Constipation, Mid no remedy has ever • equalled the celebrated Kidney-Wort ae a E cure. Whatever the oauae, however obsttoate « the ease, this remedy will overcome It. a Bll CTO THIS' distressing com- ® •I nieiKOa plaint ia very apt to be ^ £ oomplieatod with oenatl pattern. Kidney-Wort ~ L(strengthens the weakened parts and quickly 8 cures all ‘ ' ‘ ali kinds of Pflee even when phyeiolsna medicines have before foiled, tjlf you have either of these troubles SELLERS’ COUGH SYRUP. A Burs Cure for Epilepsy cr Fite In M bourn. Fleet boor. Da. KaDU.%44 Arsed si tl.Rt Louts, Mo. A#r.«p*n. ocuu; mt>*\ beofft RTH contains 1 DR. J. hTbchVrck a son. RhllatMahla. “Winter finds out what Summer lays by.” Kidney-Wert cures in Winter aud in Summer, There is scarcely a perron to be found who will not be greatly benefltted by a thorough course of Kidney-Wort every spring. If you cannot prepare the dry buy the Uqnid. It has the same effect. 8®*The wonders of modem chemistry are apparent m the beautiful liamond Dyes. All kinds and colors of Ink can be mads from thorn. Returned and bearded traveler, rush ing up to former acquaintance with enthusiasm: “Why! How are you, old man? ’ “Short-sighted and absent-minded former acquaintance (doubtfully): “Eh? How do you do?” “Why man alive! Don’t you remera- ber Bob Travers?” “Yes! Yes! Forged a check, didn’t he!” (Indignantly): "No!” (Reflectively); “No? Out his wife’s throat, wasn’t it?" “No Sib! P “Dear me, of course not He was the man who embezzled the trust funds and went off with Thompson’s wife, wasn’t he ?” (Furiously): “NO SIB!!! /amHob Travers,” (Mildly): “You don’t say so 1 Well, what was it you did, anyhow?”. Kahoka, Mo., Feb. 9, 1880. I purchased five bottles of your Hop Bitters of Bishop & Co., last fall, for my daughter, and am well pleased with the Bitters. They did her more good than all the medicine she has taken for six years. WM. T MoCLURK The above is from a very reliable farm er, whose daughter was in poor health for seven or eight years, and could obtain no relief until she used Hop Bitters. She is now m as good health as any person in the country. We have a large sale, and they are making remarkable cures. W. H. BISHOP & CO. “Thibty dollars—fifteen dollars for a spring bonnet!” gurgled Jones as he looked from the bill to hit wife. “Mrs. Jones, It’s an outrage—a gross imposi tion.” “Yes, but that’s the price.” “I’d better have married a milliner instead of a society lady.” “Yes, that’s what all my friends seem to think,” she demurely replied. He got red in the face and growled and kicked the foot-stool across the room, but by and by looked np and said: “And by the way, darling, you’d bet ter get one of those $10 hats which be come you so, too. 1 want you to look pretty, no matter what the cost.” V kgktine is nourishing and strengthen ing; purifies the blood; regulates the bow els; quiets the nervous system; acts direct ly upon tbe secretions, and arouses the whole system. Chocolate Bavaboise.—Take one ounce of oocoa paste scraped fine; add this to one pint of boiling milk; stir till the 0000a is thoroughly dissolved; sweeten to taste and flavor with pure vanilla extract. This is a nice, strength ening drink for invalids. Mid men admire tbe beautiful, and this accounts in some measure for tbe thousands upon thousands of bottles of Carboiine, the deodorized petroleum hair renewerand dressing, which have been sold yearly since its Invention by Messrs. Kennedy & Co., of Pittsburg, Pa. They are now telling a story abont a Chicago girl who insisted on throwing her shoe after a newly married couple. The carriage is & total wreck, a doctor has the bride and the horse nnder treat ment, and large numbers of mei searching the ruins for the groom. men are “Best Cough Balsam in the World." Try It. Prloe 10c. F. W. Kinsman A Ca, Augusta, Maine. Mother Swan’s Worm Syrup. Infallible, tasteless, barmless, cathartic; fot fe verishness, restlessness, worms, constipation, 86c. ST OPPEDFREE USE’S GREAT eRestorer ) AS D NCR VS — . est a Osir w.a* cussros Naira Arrac- "riosa.Frra.Eni.iMT.vtc. INFALLIBLE if takan aadiracted. ,Vorif after firtt day’, mv. Traatia* A M trial bottl. frvfl to Fit CmmU ravina* xc££ Its trial Louis jtw k> an caae«,tn»r paTIntcannu laharcaa on box.wh.n rowivad. Sand nau«£p.6 ud of aSllotad to Ds.KUNE.Ml Arob St-FhUads-Pa. amOrtanUl. Bneart of fraud*. .TFZ.'ZVZ’Z--~o— User Md that they - —» —— U1 » a thvmr aaaa the aaver. the pabllsher by a tat lax - . - - IMPS GREAT GERMAN REMEDY FOR PUN. tauttaa, DBREI AND *1 Is Mfantac aud i liable In curing; Believes and cures RHEUMATISM, Neuralgia, Sciatifia, Lumbago, BACKACHE, HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE, SORE THROAT, QUINSY, SWELLINGS. SPBAtA’M, ® Soreness. Cuts. Bruts**, FK08TBITSS, BVBNS, SCALDS, And all other bodily aches anti patina. FIFTY CENTS Jl BOTTLE. Sold by all Druuflsta and Dealers. Directions In 11 languages. The Charles A. Vogeltr Co. (Summon to A. TOOZUtl k CO.) RolUnoro, Md., C. 8. A. (jonruMoM, I Dauoe, voujdebmty,0erpfoU ^■ , -2S2r^ chants. Bankets, la- Alee and ail whose se- ntary employmsnl causes Nervous Pros- tretion. Irregularities of tbe blood, stomach, bowels orsandeys,« who require a ndrve Sole Proprietors, St. Joseph, Mo. “THE BEST IE CHEAPEST.” “1®.THRESHERS SS. HomPoten (Suited to all seetloeL^ and Pries* to The Aalr - Reads Heart Cure fo^o^HeartDSJS^e. Donot fail to try It, If you are trou bled with this fatal disease- Price H 06. Bent byExpresa. MARTINKXAD AOO. P. O. Box J01S. Phllad a. Pa £ HEaro r. a.m. »*«um Jk IlloatrAUd C»t«loffUE of Mnaonlc bookt hnd rood^ MmobIe Pubiuhcn tod MhnolActurara, "i 31 BroulwaygMcW Ycnt LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND. A Sore Core for *11 FEMALE WEAK* NESSES, Including Leuconrkeea, Ir regular and Painful Menstruation, Inflammation and Ulceration of the Womb, Flooding, PRO LAPSUS UTERI, Ate. OTPleasant to the taste, efficacious and Immediate In its effect. It Is a great help In pregnancy, and re lievee p-<" during labor and at regular periods. rHTSieUKR rss IT asdpresceibe it freely. ryFoa au. Weaknesses of the generative organ, of either sex, It Is second to no remedy that has evrr been before the public; and for all diseases of the Fanners It Is the Greatest Remedy in the World. I3TKIDNEY COMPLAINTS of Either Sex Find Great Relief la Its Use. LYDIA E. PINKHAM’S BI^r PUTRITIKR will eradicate every vmtlge of Bum ora from the Blood, at the same time wflfgtve tone »^d strength to the xy item. As marvellous in remits as the Compound. tjrBoth the Compound and Blood Purifier are pre pared at 233 and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass. Price of either,*!. Six bottles for *5. The Compound is sent by mall In the form of pills, or of loaengea, on receipt of price, *1 per box for either. Mrs. Plnkham freely answers all letters of inquiry. Enclose 3 cent stamp. Bend for pamphlet, Mention this Riper. RUPTURE •uwdia.ufc.f tueme*.. MBmia n* U tte MtMM b HATfa. n-rinw. an At* swn, tow Sm m-s fat imtsMun «t p—— «t Keystone H Harrisburg, I Custer House, Chicago, 1U. ctms-A iiHan ihmmmwasm AskwasM* ■ x—>ug«s tjSMiU awanei «t -a** • »S mwMnmn m«aa»W Ot. —. mt, ftu-MiAtt, P* Adit— I— Affikta or Scanty U a Joy Forever. DR. T. FKLIX GOURAUD’8 Oriental Cream, or Magical Beantiflor. . to* Tan 1m Pies. rw-LTPiA E. Prnnux’s Livxb Pima cure Constipa- tion« Biliousness and Torpidity of the Urer. So cents. jarSold by all DrugclstB.'Ka (O KIDNEY-W0RT IS A SURE CURE for all diseases of the Kidneys and — LIVER — It rpedflo action on thia moot Important cxgsa, enabling it to throw off torpidity and Inaction, stimulating the healthy secretion of the Bile, sod by keeping the bowels in free gomAUka, effecting Its regular discharge. If yon are suffering from Maiana. mauna,have the Ohm., are bilious, dyspeptic, or constipated, Kidney- Wort win aorely relieve and quickly cure. Ia the Spring to cleanse the System, every one should a thorough course of <1- SOLD BY PRU0CI3T«. Pries *1 KIDNEYrWORT THE PUREST AND BEST ft! R cinetly ever Made.—It Is CoBiponnded from Hope, Malt, Buclm drake, and Dandelion. i Man- $5 to $20 Address*Sthiso Portia hd .He C ry COLEMAN BUSINESS COLLEGE. • Jj , V_V • Newark N. J. Write for Catalogue. ( A Leading London Phys ician eetablinben aa Office In New York for tbe Cure of j EPILEPTIC PITS. __ From Am JsumalofMedicine. Dr. AbTMewrole (late of London),whonakesaspe- elalty of Bpllepsy, has without doubt treated and cared FITS has published a worn on tni, aiwaw, wnien no -mu. With a large bottle of hi, wonderful cure free to any suf ferer who may lend their express and P. O. Addreee We JSk Bt, Ncv Tech. rfA a day at home. 15 sr mole*, worth *6,by re turn mail M FREE. Address MASON St CO..Montpe lier.Vt IMITATION STAINED GLASS. Indescribably beautiful. Easily applied to window glaaa. 1,000 references, eampiee, etc., 2So, In stamp*. AGENTS’HEBALD. 16pp. 18x46 (led): fear, lees in its demmciaUoua of sundry humbugg. Indorsed by 600,000 government officials and citizens. IUbk chanokg to coin monet. SubeoripUon BOc. New sub scribers onlt *5c. to finder of longest word each edition of Herald. L. HIM SMITH. PhUada., Pa. m A WEEK. *42 a day at home easily made. Coetly outfit free. Address Xkdx A Oo.. Augusta, Me. The oldest, beat, moat renowned and valuable medicine In the world, and in addition it contains all the beet and most effective curative properties of all other remedies, being the greatest JJver regulator, blood purifier, and life and health re storing agent on earth. It gives new life and vigor to the aged and Infirm. To clergymen, lawyers, literary men, ladles, and all whom sedentary employments cause irregu larities of the Blood, Stomach. Bowels, or Kidneys, or who require an appetizer, tonlo, and mild stimu lant, it is invaluable, being highly enrative, tonlo and stlmnlatlng, without being Intoxicating. No matter what your feelings or symptoms we, or what the dUeu e or ailment Is, nse Hop Bitters. Don’t wait until you are sick, but if you only feel bad or mlsernblfe use the bitters at once. It may | gave your life. Hundreds have been saved by so doing, at a moderate cost. Ask yonr druggist, or physician. Do not suffer yourself or let yonr friends snffer, but use and urge them to nse Hop- Bitters. It yon have lameness In the loins, with frequent pains and achea; numbness of the thigh; scanty, painful and frequent discharge ol urine, tilled with pas, and which will turn red by standing; a voracious appetite and unquenchable thirst; harsh and dry skin; clammy tongue, often darkly furred; swollen and Inflamed gums; dropsical swelling of the limbs; frequent attacks of hlccongh; inability to void the urine, and great fatigue in attempting it—you are suffering from some form of Kidney or Urinary Complaint, such as Bsight’s Disbasm of tbe kidneys, stone or inflammation of the blad der, gravel and renal calculi, diabetes, stranguary stricture and retention of the urine, and Hop Bit ters Is the only remedy that will permanently enre yon. Remember, Hop Bitters la no vile, drugged, drunken nostrum, but the purest and best medi cine ever made, and no person or family should be without It. Don’t risk any of the highly landed stuff with testimonials of great cures, but ask yonr neighbor, druggist, pastor or physicians what Hop Bitten has and can do for you and test it. SEND for the Houth-SideRyal Estate Guide COPELAND D. ETEN. „ NOTTOWAY C.H., VIRGINIA. S65 aofboarfiir TEACHEBS Light Business in your county. Address, P. W. ZIEGLER A CO., 915 Arch 8L, Philadelphia. SOT [MIH WHilt Ail UK Hilt. I ■Best Const Syrup. Tsstesgood. | Use in time. BoldbydrngglatoL Y s ] 3 l .it )<' >) ? n j 11 /; i - h< reand 11 v » '. ; 11 a lilt Uhl. 'll). (I, JllOtlllt.ViF. This N.Y. Singer, $20 With asset of Atteenmonta Frea Warranted perfect. Lisnt I quiet, handsome and dural octfevi with *S etoel end 11 Bock, ealy *M Aho senten test triaLpkrif de sired. Kleeant case. saSgntisMd tote. duiwEis InMOsaad£«. •Dyne’s Automatic En CONSUMPTION, Ihare • positive remedy ntr the above disease; by Its ed; for the above disease; by Its ftae thensands ef ca-os of the worst kind and of kmc standine have he-.n cared. Indeed, uo etronc Is mv faith In Us efficacy, tliat I will send TWO BOTTLES PH Eg, to (ether with a VALUABLE TREATISE on this disease, W iaysdff— —— * • sofforur . Give Bxt r^M *nd P. O. ad dr DB. * A. &i.p nfT IL in Psarl •$» Haw Tor'* These elecaat 1G K. RjslleJ Geld Solid Rlags embrnee the latest designs, finish, styls^ etc. As s PreMnt suitable to Either Sex, the . , . . sly Is, etc. As a Present suitable to Rlthei article of ornament that can be obtained, as nothin* adds mors to tbe bseaty of sad excel as too (tittering bands of (old. As we make Kit will forward to your address, Special Price—for below er Each Klild. 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