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THE INTELLIGENCER ESTABLISHED 18(10 Published every morning exce.it Munday by The Anderdon Intelligen cer at 1 IO West Whitncr Struei, An derson, s. C. s i : HI? WE K ii LV"I > TE LLI UK M: KR Published Tuesdays and Fi ?day? L. M. OLENN. .Editor and Manager. Entered as second-class mattel April 2S, 1014, at the post olllee at Anderson, Sont li (.'arolinn, under the Act o? March ::. IS?0. ASSOCIATED PRESS DISPATCHES Telephone.321 St'HSt HIl'TION KATES DAILY Ono Year.?5.00 Six Months.2.?0 Three Months.I One Month.1 Ono- Week.Vi S E.M LD KEKLY Ono \ear..fl.AO Six Month.'!. -7"? T..0 Intelligencer ls delivered by carrier in the city. Look nt tile printed label on your paper. Thc dato thereon shows wivn tho subscription expires. Notice date mid label carefully, and If not correct please notify us at once. Subscriben? desiring tho uddrcss of taclr paper changed, will pleaco state in their communication both tue ?ld and now addrosccs. To insure prompt delivery, com plaints of non-delivery in the elly of Anderson should be made to tho Circulation Department before 9 a. re.. ?nd a copy wlil be sent at once. All checks and drafts siould ? c drawn to Tho Anderson Intelligencer. ADVERTISING T'.atOB will bc furnished on nppllcn tion. No tf advertising discontinued ex cept on written order. The Intelligencer will publish brief and rational letters on subjects of general Internst when they uro ac companied by the names and ad dresses of tho authors and aro not of u dofamatory nuMiro. Anonymous ::cmmunlcatloa?i will not bo noticed. Ucjcctcd manuscript will not bo re turned. In order to avo'd delays on account of personal absonco, letters to Thc Intelligencer Intended for publication Bhould not bo addressed to any indi vidual connected with tho paper, but simply to Tim Intcllirrencor. SUNDAY, APRIL 9, 1916. Lest you might not know ll, thia is April. Tho advnnqo Fall styles Will ibo all tho rage by Eaator. What has become of the old fash ioned Bilk-hattod crook. You can never work up enthusiasm for baseball in tills sort of woather. Wo suppose tho peach crop is trembling in tho balance thia oort of weather. Tho county-to-county circus is all right per se-tho trouble is with the actors in it. We haven't heard of Spartanburg waxing enthusiastic over the ap proaching Atlanta music festival. Wo hopo Villa wont b? killed aa many times ns the Crown Princo of Uormany has boon done to death. Tho Mexican will (Ind that fighting' an American soldier ls a good blt different from fighting with a bull. . . That this in tho moving season IB attested by tho fact that the second news story ot a baby moved ia a closed folding-bet has Just been print ed. This'baby was a month old and lived in Waverly, Ohio, its mother laid it down, and tho unobserving mover? shut up the bed and carted lt off. The baby was rescued three hours later, none tho worse for Its ex perience./ This is not, ho wc vor, an argument for leaving bableB on fold ing-beds on moving day. It morely shows how tough a''baby may be who IS raised in Ohio. ,V.' Oxtmiaodihromproacomie add; dlm ethyloxtmidomesoralamido ; domcthy lanild bazonensaltlcbydo; dlmethylc ; thonetetracarboxylic ester; trisod lumphloroglucintrlcarboxyllo ester. This is not a disquisition in a strangely foreign' tongue. It ts not even the names of mountains In Mexi co. It is five items on a Hst of re uuio??ons made hy a New York hos pital. The cha H ties. commissioner in to whose hands it' carno found it too much for him and sent post-haste for tye.;.'cit? chemist, who declared the ?0Bmiffi:faji& weltftoowik chemicals. The list was then O. K'd. It merely ; proves that there aro 'nore words .in " the English language than c~ dreamt of in oar vocabulary. Jona BI imo i*cuis, SEVENTY- I NINE Jchn Burroughs, naturalist and' writer on nature, celebrated bin ?ev eiity-niiith birthday by having a maple sugar boil with his grandchildren. Tlicy made "lockjaw," which is Hie result of boiling the maple, sup over an open lire und then cooling it in the! snow. Mr. Burroughs Buys "lockjaw"! ls a good name for lt, und adds that he ls quite as nirong as any of his grandchildren. Mr. BurrougliK has Just had Iiis por trait painted by the Princess Lwoff Parlaghy, to lils groat satisfaction, .and tho unveiling made au excuse for a second birthday celebration. Tho portrait, showing the keen, twinkling eyes and long white heard, might well bc ita-ken for an idoai picture labeled "Grandfather. lt does not, however, indlcato any slippered ease. The ? ilgure, seated, is poised ready to rise. And this alertness ls characteristic of John Burroughs nt 79, just as it hf?" liocii during his long period of work. Kor moro than a huff century Mr. Burroughs, by lils writing und by bli untiring example has boen interesting Amerkamp in tho study of their na tive birds and animal life. What his old-time friend Walt Whitman lias boen to American poetry, John Bur roughs is to its nnture-loro. And still, ut seventy-nine, while people father to do him honor, ho is finding his chief interest in tile progress of the Rpi "HUSBANDS ABE HADE" "When a woman came to me, pret ty and dainty and fluffy, nfter hav ing flied papers for divorce from tho man she had lived with for sixteen years, I asked her what sort of a man lie was on their wedding day. He was tho finest squarest man In the world, sho said. I assured her she had mi'clo a bungling job in the years; she had changed a good man into a Lad ono, instead of making him n won der for tho world. For a woman is the creator of lier own matrimonial happiness." This was the statement of Mrs. L. I'.rackett Bishop of Chicago, who lias been giving Bnniplo 6 cont hu." cens at the Kenwood Swedenborglan ; rish house to provo that worklng-glrls cnn bo well fed on 3.1 cents a day. "Young mon are ufrald to make proposals bocaiiBO they think all tho girls want flowers and limousines when they really only want a shiny dishpan and a man to love. Husbands are made, not born, and every hus band ls mude according to tho de mands of a woman's brain." Mrs. Bishop has been married twenty-six years to a husband who has, apparency, boon "mado" to her satisfaction. Thin isn't an argument for a girl to "marry a man to reform him," for thc -kind of man who cannot reform himself hasn't enough backbono to be good luiBband-maklng material. But it is truo that in any human associa tion people aro apt 'to become what lo expected of them. The wife-or the husband, either-who steadily ex pects strength of character, fineness, ability, In tho llfc-patrnor, and who ? helps pave tho wuy to the acquire ment and enriching of good qualities, ls likely to find 'them there. APES TO SERVE MANKIND Dr. Jules Qoldschmldt of the Pas teur Instituto, Paris, hus a unlquo plan to promote Ute welfare of the race. In a stateiuer.it to the American people he .proposes to uso the anthro poid apes ns a living laboratory for the study of deadly diseases and prob lems of human growth. Most ot-the progress ot recent de cades In tho treatment of disease, Dr. Gold8chmidt reminds us, bar. beon mads possible by experimentation on animals. .Surgery owes much to vivi section Wo obtain our antl-dlph th?rla scrum from the horse. Ex amples m.?ht be multiplied indefinite ly, but In nearly all such work there is a serious handicap. The animale utilised uro so different from man that scientists cannot be sure that a dis ease or remedy will net on a human being as it does on (the animal. This Is where the man-like apes have c. peculiar value. ' . it has been discovered that th? .blood of the gorillas, euimpanxeet and orangoutangs ia the same aa hu man blood. They have similar physi que, are subject in PTO a oral to th? acme diseases, and ?how about thc same symptoms. Thu ? tor nearly all medical purposes, tho upes may bc treated as substitutes for men anc woman. He wants, therefore, to establist an apo colony, where tho animals cat live under nonna), healthful condl tiona, and whare medical experta cas po r?o rm all Sorta of experimenta or them. He auggesta ? small island 'ic a tropical or sub-tropical . climate Tilt' French government had actually gran!< 1 lor this purpose a long-term t< ' oi Hie Inland of Kos, ott the weat roast ot Africa, but tho war prevented thc currying out ot the project. Dr. t;oldiechmiiit now appeals lo Ameri ca. He would like to have the use of a ?mull island In tim Philippine or Hawaiian group, and nuke some American philanthropist to provide money to carry on Hie work. Aside from tho purely curative purpose of tho plan, lie proposes a line nf research that ia startling.? He would experiment, with the apes to barn thc possibilities of controlling the growth of thu human body and brain. He hints at weird manipula tions of tho thyroid and hypophysis glands, which SCOUIK to exercise mys terious control over physical develop ment. He hints that the power of va rious vital organs may he greatly in creased, und that brain development ilr.3lf may perhaps be stimulated, with corresponding gain of mental power. Through Hie monkey, regarded by scientists as a sort of arrested man, wo may then learn how to help man forward still farther on the evolu tionary road. And there la the amaz ing implication that wo may lind a way of promoting tho evolution of the monkeys themselves, bringing them moro nearly to u par with our own "ace. 0 THF ARMORED 1<I/ARI) A pacifist .organization created a sensation in New York the other day hy parading around the streets with a reconstructed dinosaur mounted on a wagon. The animal-if a lizard is an onimul-looked very much as he mUBt have looked In the remote era when ho cumbered tho earth. He waa about fifteen feet high, with a. huge, gi cen body ant? a small, yellow head, ills distinguishing feature was the bony xldgo running ulong lils back and down his tall like a row of jag ged mountain pcak3. It was a horrific suit of saurian- nrmor. A placard tied to lils neck bore tho Inscription, "I was prepured-and seo what happened ito me." Ncdclesa to explain, tho dinosaur fi extinct. It isn't necessary. However, to draw uny such moral from this unpleas ant old beast. The trouble with Mr. Dinosaur was not that he was pre pared against his enemies, 'out that lie didn't have sonso enough 'to adopt the right sort of preparedness. The sci entists say that, to govern all the tons ol' avoirdupois he toted around thoso prehistoric swamps, he had only a few ounces of brains; and we might Infer as much from the way he ran to backbono-nrmor instead of an In telligent defensive system. Ho might have developed horns Uko tho buffalo, or teeth like the tiger, or po werful paws like the Hon, or tusku Uko the elephant. He might have i'rhed an lnksqulrtlng system like tho cuttlefish, or a flre-suortlnij ap paratus like tho dragon-copiad by tho Germans today-or heels like the Missouri mulo, or a smaller paunch and a lighter set of feet to run away with when attacked. Any of these devices might have saved this mons ter from destruction. But he con tented himself with growing a lot of armor plato that ?coat bim a lot of vitality and made him tired just to carry it around. And when he was ii f tn ru eil by (in nnomy With rca! l-l ainu and offensive armament, all ho could-- do was to curl himself up tu hiB armor, something Uko a mod en- armadillo or a turtle, and then walt for claws and teeth to scoop out UI-J ediblo portions of him. And that must have beon one of tho favorite outdoor sports of his malicious neigh bors, because one full-grown dino saur would provide an amazing num ber of soft, Juicy portions. No. the dinosaur is no argument as. i: in st preparedness. He's simply an argument against unintelligent, un progressive defensive systems. He reminds us of the suggestion of ono of our inspired pacifists that, if the United States were attacked by a for eign power, we could all retire to fastness of the Rocky Mountain and defy tho invader to drag us out. LINE O'DOPE Weather Forecast-Partly cloudy Sunday, coolor on coast; Monday fair, o "Several people have called in today to get their lyceum tickets," stated tho secretary of the chamber of com merce yesterday. "We have- these tickets here and will expect tho peo ple to call for them as soon as pos sible." , .. "Pieane say that no jurors-nocd to report for court duty on Monday," stated. Sheriff 'Joe Ashley yesterday, ir.v-y* .-> ?' .<.>. -- -. ?>..... ft"'-=.=-========== --==z--rr-1 j ll' i^fefe;^^ St?H\ ? I? ?tr''-^ : .. , i^^i 6- . / S I ?'I ! :i ;. . : i'&tf > 'gusti; %? ^?v;^; " h . ?j ff? ? ^,v.?V;y- -il i ii; ? ? ?v:ii^Ei?s4^:"-^r.'^^'?v'--i:?it?:t?*l??/-?-.??.-?-'.- se- afi.';'*:-:',i L Jjlj . ? J ... ;". .. ''. ?: l'y:-y< ?? fi. ??' ?"-?'? " ' 1 ? ; - ? ;' - - ? - ^ .' : ? - j I1 I"' ' i. - , ' ' ! ' - , . * . < > . M ^ v "I pBp?pJijHAT is your pleasure Plaids? Plains? Hard finish ! ?i^?Mi con-jrning that new or soft? Domestic or imported? : iii titP,4^^Si Spring suit ot yours? Suit your own taste. You !" L?s2??i_r-i j_)0 yOU want it ultra write your own ticket when %\ vopue-:isli in cut-or sedately- your suit is Royal Tailored-to ! conservative? your-ordcr. || !| - Select the woolen from the largest [Sj, jj Do you like long, narrow, collection of fine custom tailor fabrics j!;1 peaked lapels? Or short and to be found ia America. Choose the stocky ones? A snug, close- fashion from 74 distinct style plates. | fitting waist-line? A sofr, Royal clothes are always made- | pliant, English coat-front? to-order. But that means, to the I i? . , order of your preferences as .veli as : III And as to fabric? Subdued to the dimensions of your body;. jj, jj and soft hues? Or bright, youth- jj, some colors? Stripes? Checks? $3jQ ^S? I j ^ B. O. EVANS & CO. J ' none o? thc jurors are expected to report." "There seems to be soruo mlsun ter- Thou shalt remember that filth standing among thom. Since no jury breeds, and that flies make funerals, case J are to be tried in this court,1 Then uhali gather and burn all sort? of combustible rubbish. Thou shalt wage, continual warfare on nrosdSj dandelions and untrimmed treo3. \ Thou shalt whitewash, or paint, thy buildings, and 4teep thy premises constantly Clean. Thou shalt not spit on sidewalks, or In any public place or conveyance. ? Thou shalt not sweep thy side walks, in the business section, after 7:30 a. m. ? * Thou shalt not throw tin cans or rubbish in any^hack yard, vacant lot, or alloy. Thou shalt strictly obey these pre cepts, that Anderson's name and fame -may be tho foremost of the cities of Ute land. -u- J Mr. J. S. Fowler has filled an order for Mr. James P. Rice for 500 pounds of bermuda grass roots-enough to plant one nero- to be shipped to Mr. J. M. Rico nt Hampdcn-Sidney College,1 Virginia, Mr. Fowler sayo that his bermuda grass crop is worth $1,000 a year to him. A play, entitled "The Masonic Ring," will bo given at Union "school Saturday night, April 22; admission 10 and 15 cents. Everybody is cor dially invited to bo present. The "County Fair" wMl bo shown j " _ again In Anderdon during the Clem-1_ son encampment, according to an an nouncement by those In charge made IvIlAlRIiCETS yesterday. It will be shown at pop- _'_' ' ' . . ular prices, nnd several new.features. wilt be added. Local market 12 cents. * -?- New York Cotton. The^peoplo ot tho city are already 0pen ?High. Low. taking much intorost In the Clean Up May . . .11.80 11.90 11.80 campaign which la :o be waged in An- Jjily . . .11.06 12.07 11.88 dsrson ?tarin? the week beginning get . . .12.14 12.28 .12.14 April 1?. Already many aro cleaning- N Y 8p0t8 ij.oB. up their, premises and ?ro painting \ .? ' | and whitewashing fences. ' . . The following are the : Ten Com- Liverpool Cotton, mandmontn for a clean city: May-June .> ..?7^41* Thou ehalt locate, report and-abate, juiy-Ang .. .. .. .. .'V7.40 all publi? nuisances. - Sept-Oct .. ;.. .. .. .,7^5 Thqu 'shalt pr?vido a covered re- Receipts^4,000. , ceptacls for all manner ot house and |n!.e? 7 JJ0' -! ; atablo rolase. - *PQ_.. ' Close. 11.90 12.07 12.22 12.38 Close 7.42 7.4Q 7 J$ X JLl^ JLlJLdJU periments comes back to Firestones. The man of experience sticks to Fire stones. Graduate now into the exper ienced class who enjoy MOST MILES PERDOLLAR See tho Firestone man and find ont why yon can get this extra service at average COBL Automobile and Motorcycle Tire?, Tubes and Accessories North Main WE WILL PAY YOU CASH % FOR ALL JCINDS OF OLD RAGS RE?D--Thls includes all kinds of old Rags, clean and dlrty-^AnythiDS. . which is nir.de' of cotton or wool such os old clothes, dresses; shirts, stocking,' pants, "coats, veris caps, carpets, under-clothes, in fact anything which.is cloth -Get up gjBhipment'for us. Get the rags-from your house, from out in 'ao street, from thc city's dump.pile, anywhere, but got them. Ship .in bales or bags. Sepd at least 200 pounds at a time-Mall us bill ot lading Be Quick-Don't Waste Time-Ship ns soon as you get tUs- ; \ Yours for ? lilg business, , CAROLINA HIDE & JUNK CO., * Chaton, S.C. I hm Daily Intelligencer Want A<js Bring Results MNHMMMHittl