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iii - ii.. ......... i-r'i fiTf 1 it n .? t-vjL ' nntr ... -. ... . zr ?? ' *? * x.. b VOLUME S. CAMDEN, SOUTH-CAROLINA, APRIL 2, 1852. NUMBER 27, u beggar when he prefers his claim, and we y the tragedian beforehand. The one weeps ictliei he will or not, but the other weeps only ] ten he is Well paid for it. Poets are a weep- J s r tribe. They are social in their tears: they ( 1 ?uld liave the world weep along with them, i: icir sensibility is so exquisite, and their intagin- ! ons so fantastic, that they make even the ma-! ( ial world to sympathise with their sorrows, j < e dew on the check of tl e lily is compared to ' 1 irs on the cheek of a disconsolate maiden; 1 ten it glitters on' the herbage at twilight, it is 1 f led the tears of evening; an j when the sun ! f es and exhales the dew-drops from the flow- f i i, it is said to wipe away the tears of the morn- ; 1 r. Thus wc have a weeping day, and a weep- ! <: * night. We have weeping rocks, weeping j 1 tcr-falls, weeping willows, weeping grottos, | r lUil?iCTlW IM?I? MWII i ^ "THE CAMDEN JOURNAL. : I>a, PUBLISHED SEMI-WEEKLY AND WEEKLY DY TH9IMS 3. ' ? - r WC TERMS. Tlj The Semi-Weekly Journal is published at Three atj Dollars and Fifty Cents, if paid in advance, or Four ' Dollars if payment is delayed three months. c The Weekly Journal is published at Two Dollars I'1 If paid in advance; Two Dollars and Fifty Cents if pay- j te?i [ mcnt be delayed three mouths, and Three Dollars if not ! \VL : naid till the expiration of the year. ! ....] AD V ERTISEMENTS will bo inserted at the follow- j . ' -"ng terms: For one Sqnaro (fourtoen lines or less) in the >. nSl 'abmi-woekly, ono dollar for tho first, and twenty-five ; crs x v?nto fr\t? oirtTi oiihcin'nn'An^ in<aartinn Tn .111A U'fklk'lv lflf sovcnty-five cents per square for the first, and thirty-sc- jn, v. v^u.znda half cents for each subsequent insertion. Sin- j ' glo insertions one dollar. Scmi-monthlv, monthly and I 1 quarterly advertisements charged the sAnio ss for a sin- , w*e * gle insertion. j sig ?%*"Tlio numberof insertions desired, and the cdi- | to tion to bo published in must be noted on the margin of j * all advertisements, or they will bo published semi-week- j ly Until ordered discontiucd and charged accordingly, j -LINES. j Br THE LATE WILLIS GAYLORD CLARK. If yon bright stars which gem the night, cal Be each a blissful dwelling sphere, tas ' Where kindred spirits re-uriite, as? Whom death has torn asunder here, i How sweet it were at once to die? ? ^ To leave this blighted orb afar? * li Rlix soul with soul, to cleave the sky, And soar away from star to star. But ah! how dark, how drear, how lone, Would seem the brightest world of bliss, , If, wandering through pach radiant o>e, (j-;i We failed to find the loved of this ! ollt * If ttioro nn mnrp the ti???i fchnnhl twine. .1 M uru Which death's cold hand alone can sever, alrt Ah! then those stars in mockery shine, was More hateful as they shine for ever. w;i< era" L It cannot be!?each hope, each fear That lights the eye or clouds the brow, uf Proclaims there is a happier sphere can Than this bleak world that holds us now ! ' J There is a voice "which sorrow hears. 'iaI When heaviest weighs life's falling chain ; Tis heaven that whispers "dry thy tears? |^'1 I The pure in heart shall meet again 1" , I From (he Dublin University Magazine. I MEMORY. ^ a Kofi as rays ofsuu'ight stealing i and I On the dying day; ' vari | Swept, as chimes of low bell pealing ; kill' When eve fades away; i aS u '"^s at "'e'1' ^ial n1"an' i ^'N| fUl through the heath o'er mountain lone, EsW - . , < in t H Comes the thoughts of days now gone j sj V On manhood's memory. I g ' As-the stnibeams from heaven i V Hide at eve their Irgiit; . , ft A.s the bells when fades that eve 1 a l'eal not oil the night; ' > g As the night winds cease to sigh juj, 9 When the rain fails from the sky, "j | Pass the thoughts of days gone by a 1; I From age's memory out W Yet the sunlight in the morning f Forth again shall break, Ml1 "^And the bells give sweet-voiced warning *J To the world to wake. m Soon the winds shall freshly breathe wi . was H O'er the mountain's purple heath; jg But the past is lost in Death? son 5 llo hath no memory. k!l( I WeepingF Young women arc full of tears. They will j tal weep as bitterly for the loss of a new dress ;ls for i sell the loss of an old lover. "They will weep for'atiy j ma thing or for nothing. They will scold you to j diti death for accidentally tearing a new gown, and j nea weep for spite that they cannot be revenged on ! pre ^ you. They play the Coquette in your presence, J sad 1 and weep when you arc absent. They will weep | dor | because they cannot go to a ball, or to a tea | pai [ party, or because their parents will not permit Tlii I them to run away with a blackguard; and they she will weep because they cannot have everything gal A their own way. Harried women "weep td cou- woi || quer. Tears are the most potent arms of mat- riei I rimonial warfare. Ifa gruff husband has abused Wt I his wife, she weeps, and ho relents, and promises not better behaviour, llow many men have gone j sun |P to bed in wrath, and risen in the morning quite I Hi subdued with tears and a curtain lecture. Wo- ] |^fr men weep to get it their husband's secrets, and \u gil they also weep when their own secrets have l>eon ' pre H* revealed. They weep through pride, through i few ^ vanity, through folly, through cunning, and I w], I through weakness. They will weep for a hus- stn H 9 band's misfortune, while they scold himself. A I wj( woman will weep over the dead body of her; qq,, husband, while her vanity will ask her neighbors w}, how she is fitted with her mournings. She rcn - ' l I xl rifitli. 1 . , I weeps lor one nusoanu uiai sue n;?t a ,, ' vr. Tlie "Widow of Ephesus" bedewed the grave ! art of her spouse with one eye, while she squinted ; : love to a young soldier with the other. Drunk- 0n< , afds are much-given to weeping. They will shed to ' tears of hitter repentance this moment, and sin jn?, ' the next. It is no uncommon thing to hear them cursing the effects of intemperance, while , ntu tln-y are poising the cup of indulgence, and ga-, ],,n . ping to gulp down its contents. 'The beggar cra and the tragedian weep for a livelihood; they , can coin their tears, and make them pass lor the j v current money of the realm. The one wee]*. you into a charitable humor, and the makes you ; cer "pay for being forced to weep along with him. I hib Sympathy bids us relieve the one, and curiosity bet . prompts us to support the other. W<? relievo j ?ii I oping skis, and weeping climates; and if any I f ;nal calamity has befallen a great man,we have s finish the climax?a weeping world. r St. Louis Signal. . From thr Xcw York Herald, Marrh 27. t Terrible Disaster at Hurl gate. j Yesterday afternoon, about two o'clock, while f . Mailleterf was engaged in blasting the rock 11 i In led the Firing Pan, at Ilnrlgate, a terrible ca- ! 0 w & ' O ' ? t'ophe took place-by which two of Maillefert's ' s istauts were instantly killed, one it is feared, ! * ally injured, and several seriously hurt, inclu- | 1 ig the professor himself. . It appears that Mr. " lillefert, in undertaking his blasting operations, i s ploys two boats, in. one of which is contained galvanic battery,and in the olherofwhich are 111 cod the cannisters. Mr. Maillefert, himself j des the former, which on this occasion was one j * Francis' life boats; while the latter is employ- I hv his assistants. It also appears thatimmetely before the occurrence of the explosion, , !l ; cannister, which contained alwut one hun ' c d and twenty pounds of powder, had been ! ?ady sunk in the water by the assistants, and > fixed on the rock, while another cannister ; " 5 still in the boat. Mr. Maillefert, who is genlly about forty feet febm the boat containing istants, then approached them for the* purpose ' receiving the wire, which was attached to the j ister that was sunk in the water. 111 ?y some mismanagement or Other, he was ; ? id<d the wire attached to the canister in the ; it, instead of that already fixed on the rock. ' ~ ving removed to the proper distance, he then ' tight the wire in contact" with the magnetic tery, the natural consequence of which was w explosion of the canister in the boat, while I charge under water was not fired at all. The i t, of course, was instantly blown to atoms, ! ! the men, three in number, were scattered in ions directions ; two of them being instantly ed. and the tl ird shockingly mutilated. The 11 t of Mr. Mnillcf rt,Vlio was accompanied by ^ brother-in-law, was also greatly ' damaged, 1 . 1 lie himself thrown to a height of sixty feet ' j' he stir. Sucli was the violence oi ill: explu- j i, that the effect was felt all round the neigli- ! s' h ?od, to the distance of several miles. l>uats i e n shore were immediately sent to the scene ! 11 disaster ; the dead and the wouiuh-d were i ,l lied up and brought to Astoria. The follow- ; " i- j> i w ;s a list. ?>1 the same: I . dr. Mailletbrt received several serious interna! i nies, but not beyond recovery, it is.said. riK.vlore ?oi;th:ud, terribly mutilaled, having j J trge portion of his side torn open, so thai his ] ^ rals are exposed' view. Slight hopes arc j ^ ertaincd of his recovery. j j foe was picked up d ad, with his arms j . 1 a j>oriioti of his skull 1i!own off. ^ \ not her, name unknown, was entirely missing ; ^ the greater part of the afiernoon, hut weun- | stand that towards evening his body was j died ashore near Astoria. 1 ho brother-in-law of Mr. Maillefert, received j le slioht bruis.-s, and had several of his teeth j ^ >ckcd out by the concussion. \ Xeav Sidi>Saddi.k.?We have seen a eapiartlcle, the invention of Disbrow, at his ridingool. No. 20 Fourth Avenue. It renders hor.sel.shin perfectly safe to the ladies, by the ad- j ion of a new support on the outside of the J ir crutch, against which the knee of the rider i -sos. At the same time, that part of the die which heretofore rested upon the shouls is cut out, saving the animal from those nful excoriations s?> "frequently witnessed.? is saddle holds the lady firmly in her scat, and may safely trust herself 011 a restive horse, j lop. leap fehces, and perform other feats which j aid be attended with some risk to an iqoxpciCid rider occupying the common side-saddle. -|_ 1 : A ? hto ixkkl iu una iimciiuuii ?iiiu ?*v> uuuwi that the ladies will hail it with much plcajV". }r. Enquirer. n Bl KNISn OK (iKOROIA RAILROAD CaRS. TllO ? gusta Constitutionalist slates that a train uf ' light Cars going up on Thursday, took lire a '' miles above Stone Mountain, from the woods cl ieh were burning, and six of them were dc- f< >yed. Two of these were close Cars, tilled h dry goods, which were entirely consumed. | 0 other four were Platform Cars, on one of ieh was iron?on another, stone; <>11 the two w mining Cars, were a wagon, which was saved, 01 ogshcad of molasses, and some other heavy w icles, part of which were destroyed. * ' Fhe adds that it was a terrible day, " ; of the most extraordinary we ever recollect have witnessed in this climate, the wind blow-a perfect gale for six cr eight hours, and we S r the dost ruction of property on plantations c 1 in the woodlands, has been immense. We 1' . e already hoard of the destruction of considhie proportv in houses, mills, fences, wood, c t! - " o An Irishman being asked on a late trial for a a titicate of marriage, bared his head and ex- it ited a huge scar, which looked as if it. had u ai made with a lite shovel. The evidence li s satisfactory. i; Virginia. The Democratic State Convention for the appointment of Presidential Electors, closed its session on Friday last. It made no nomination "or President. The following resolutions were idopted without dissent: The Democratic Republicans of Virginia, in Convention assembled, following the time-lion>red usuage in declaring the principles which jiiid them together as a parly, do resolve, 1. That the true relations between the States ind the Federal Government, and the true rules or the construction of the Constitution, are corcctly Set forth in the resolutions and report of j i-no 1 'nn ~C ?1,? of V;? I L f i/O tlUU i/?7, UI LI11T VCIIUAI IMBWllVi r vi ?Ji~| jinia, and the doctrines therein expounded arc lereby adopted and reaffirmed2. That Cuigi ess lias no power to appropriite, directly or indirectly, the proceeds of the ales of t!:e public lands to'the purposes'of interlal improvements. . , 3. That speC:fij duties, taxing, as they do, the ow-priccd necessaries ( f the poor as heavily as he costly luxuries of the rich, are unequal, unust. and odious; that duties designed for proection, foster one hrnach of industry and cliersli one section of the country at the expense of it hers, and are utterly inconsistent with jussicc, ound policy, and Democratic principles; and hat wc are opposed to tny increase of tlie duies on imports, esj e.-ially on articles of general 1 nnnnccni'f ^r?nc.n*nr.tir?n cn<>li n< irr?n i ugar, salt and <o irse cottons 4. That the Federal Govennnent ought toadicre in its foreign policy in the maxims inculcaed by the Father of his Country, and by the 'ather of Democracy. 5. That we re-affirm the Resolutions of the Baltimore Conventions of 1344 and 1S48, as far s applicable to the present condition of the ountry. 0. That we recommend to the Democracy of lie several Congressional Districts, to send, each, ot more than lour delegates to the Baltimore Convention. 7. That we approve of the mode of voting eretofore pursued by the Virginia delegates in , lie Baltimore Conventions, and recommend that liey continue the rule of casting the whole vote f the State by a majority of the districts. 8. That the vole of the State in the Baltimore Convention ought to be given for such candidate j s will command the greatest strength in the : )einoeratie party throughout the Union, and ; hose principles arc known to conform most { irietly to the cardinal tenets of the Democratic ; Republican faith. v ^ ^ r ; The Whk? Candidates.?I lie Now \orki 'oiirior and Enquirer thinks it is daily becoming 1 lore evident that Mr. Webster is the most a-: ailable of the three Whig candidates for the j Sxt Presidency. He excites no positive objec-1 ous anvwhere, whilst both Mr. Fillmore anil, ieneral Scoli, are violently opposed by local and -ctional influences, which would render the sue-; -ss of either at the polls, at best, a matter of ex-' rcnio difficulty. The vote of New* Vcrk will, in 11 probability. be indispensable to the success ft'io next nominee. That voto could, it? almost absolute certainty, be relied upon .r Mr. Webster or fur General Scott, but, in res.-lit circumstances would as surely be with-j ,eld from Mr: Fillmore, because of tbe bitter | ;ud which divides tl:o Why Party of this I , tate into two sections, of the smaller of which Ir. F. is the head and front. On the other ; and', Gen. Scott has little or no cliancc of obiiiniiy the vote of a single Southern State, beans > h" has not distinctly declared himself in ivor of the Com promise; and, without the aid f son c of them, his c.iu.-.c is. hojieless. Washington, March 23.?The friends of Jenerall Scott think that thev can elect him as , 'resilient, provided they can unite the whole 1 trength of the whig party, North and South.! loine efforts to hfft-ct t his union are al>out to bo lade. As I mentioned in yesterday's letter, an | j -ist le is about to appear, if it has not appeared, I fhieh was written by General Scott immediate-1 i after the consummation of the compromise' ieasures,in which lie gives them his cordial ap-' roval. He also, it seems, addressed letters to : Ir. Clay and Mr. Webster, while the measures j ere printing, in which he encourages their ef- i >rts to effect an adjustment of the vexed quos- , oils. '1 hose letters, without further avowals, ill, it is now said, place Gen. Scott right, with lie compromise men, and not injure him with ic frec-&oil whigs. L Visit to the I*a*Iui of Kgfpt'uHarera. They left our hotel about 1 o'clock accompaied by an Italian lady, who, being in the habit f introducing European ladies to those imprisned liouris, undertook to be their chaperon.? l long drive through the narrow streets ofOario rought thein to the palace, and alighting, they rossed a spacious court, tilled with Nubian slaves, >a lofty and commodious hall, hung with lamps inl having the Hour covered with line matting, lere t hey found a number of female slaves whose rms were models of grace and some of whom ere extremely beautiful. They were all drcss1 in white oalicoc, with broad trousers, and were rapped round with a Cashmere shawl. Passing tieso, our ladies ascended a superb staircase, allost lined with slaves, some of whom were very intasticnlly attired, and wore met on the landing y a daughter of Ibrahim Pasha, a beautiful irl, 17 years of age. and possessing a dazzling - II? I.I....I. Tl... i.r.im.r ompiexion aim iumi?u> wam m, ^ riiK-iss were a hoddiee, scarf, and trousers of rich roen 1 invaded silk, embroidered with gold and olored flowers, with priceless slippers, covering Ire tiniest of feet. Her long black hair was gatlir<l lip on one side and fastened by a brooch, nd on the other was cut short, though behind , fell in long plaits down her neck, and its luxirianco was partially concealed by a turban of glit green satin, put 011 very naively, and which ;ave an oquisite completeness to lior apparnuce. At the summit of the stairs they were recei-; pi ved by the lirst wife and head of the harem, a (Jt lovely woman, dressed in black brocaded silk, m with a very long train. By her they were led h; into a stately room, furnished with silk divans, pi- ro led with cushions, and what looked strange a- Iil tnongst such'oriental furniture, two or three ta- In blcs, t''e velvet coverings of which were heavily to embroidered with gold. Here they were joined vc by twy other wives, who, being extremely plain, in had probably been married from mercenary motives, tlio' it is impossible to fix a limit to Turkish b<: yiste. After a little time, 2 or 3 sons (of course, id otiiy chil Iren) were introduced, and the compa- m ny was further augmented by about 30 slaves. tli The wives and their visitors now began to m converse, and, as usual in the East, paid each fn other some flattering compliments. They were so curious in their enquiries respecting a young lady in of the party, and were astonished to tiud that she us was not yet married, concluding that she was at m least betrothed, would shortly be claimed by o] her iover. When underceived on this point, and m assured that she was pertcetly tree, they ex- i to pressed their surprise in the most amusing man- su ncr. During the conversation, a.slave predated be sweetmeats and water, with napkins embroidered A with gold, A second slave then came forward, an and, kne.'ling, offered coffee in gold cup -. Sumt - tei tuous pipes were then given to some of the 1:> -,h dies, but not tJ our party, who, as Europeai s, jy were known not to smoke. All this time the | conversation proceeded, aud, turning on the sub- vc ject of dress, was maintained with great sprightli- m ness, dresses on both sides being very closely ex- w] amined, as they usually are by ladies. The en- j Wj tire inhabitants of the harem were very animated, tl. and seemed perfectly happy and contented, as if j ca their imprisonment aud bondage, so mourned by | Su Europeans, never cost them a sigh. I Ti At parting, the whole body, except the prinei- | cr: pal with, attended our ladies to the door of the j ar court; and,after an offer of sherbet, which was ar declined, the gratitied visitors come away. [ of \Jiuiy x nnarwmi.] j p >Vo.v? the Dollar Xewrjtaper. J th Rula Bah'a Turnips. j tec This crop, as a root crop, I consider one of; va much importance to the farmer. With proper j Tr attention to its cultivation a much, larger amount j lis of food can be raised per acre than any other crop M will produce. I have been in the habit occasion- pr ally of sowing from a quarter to an half acre, and sal have raised at the rate of from nine hundred to S4 twelve hundred bushels per acre. I now propose, co for the benefit of your renders, to state my mode ; gr of cultivating the crop. First?About the middle j w< of April. I select a spot of ground on which I : at had, the previous season raised a crop of potatoes, j be This ground I plow deep, then harrow it, and leave it until about the loth of June, when I go j over it again with the cultivator. 1 then draw j furrows in one direction, about three feet apart, I and ;is deep as possible, with a common plough; I p; after which I place in the'furrow common barn- ! yard manure. After having nearly filled each , kp furrow with manure, I then take plaster, in pro- i portion of two bushels to the ,acre, and sprinkle j JIC it on the top of the manure. This done, 1 then 1 pais round tie* I'm row so fiiLd with manure and pj plaster, and turn a light furrow on the manure, iI1( thereby lbriniag a ridge above it. After this, I tG rake the coarse lumps from off the ridge; and then, either with a drill or by hand, carefully plant the seed in a line one the ridge, 10 inches apart, taking care not to put m jre than two seeds, s;i > >' - i . ^1 . a : in cacli p:ace, ^nor piam. mem :o> ultj< m um ; ground. Tho seed should not be over half an | inch under the surface, or they will not come through. After the plant is up and hits got its third leaf, it is not unfrequently attacked by ; th a little black Lug or grasshopper, by some called turnip or cabbage ileus, which will, and often does ^ destroy the entire crop. This, I prevent, success- Uj fully, by taking slacked limv, pulverized, putting jq it in a [K'iceofbobinct, or something thine ougli to let the liir.cdust through, and pass over each * j row shaking it over the plants until they be- sa come pretty well powdered with lime. I have (h never known a single plant to be eaten by anything like fleas or grasshoppers while the lime (]? remained of the plant. If it should be washed J oft'by a shower of rain or otherwise, it may "be repeated again, as the operation requires but littie time. After the jdaut has attained the size . 11 of ordinary Cabbage plants, I pass along each 'a row, and wlierc there are two plants together 1C pull up the leu.^t of the two, where plants arc im'cviiirr I those taken out. I then a use the hoe, corn cultivator;'and plow for dressing. The two latter for dressing between the rows, and the 1 oe between plants. In this mannor, I never fail to raise an abundant crop. The use of phistor is advantageous, not only on account of the rapidity with which it decomposes the ba manure, rendering it tit nutriment for the plants, eh but also because it possesses in a great degree th the faculty of constantly attracting moisture, gi T. P. 13. pi Montour County, 185*2. From the Xiw Fwjland Fanner. * Vegetables for .Tlllcli Cow*. V(1 The pleasant discussion agitated by your in- *wj telligent correspondent from Exeter, ou tho feed best adapted to milch cows, and particularly its to the value of carrots for this purpose, I have read with interest. It would scorn, that there need not he any difference of opinion, on a mattor of so common occurrence.?Hut still on this, as on most other subjects, we find very different pa opinions entertained, by those of equal intelli- sel ' ' " ho gct"'e aim.ih?s??i--\ inmn. In regard to carrots, it seems to be admitted by r 11, that they improve the quality of the milk, however it may bo as to the quantity. It is al- .? soadmited, that they have a healthy and fattening influence on the animal that cats them. It M> is certain that they are palatable, for there is no class of roots devoured by the animals with more an avidity. l*'or many years 1 have been familiar oil with a stock of cows, kept for a dairy and other " Jrposes, to which carryts have been fed ifloru less every year. Without any exact excellent as to their value for feed,_ the impression ts ever been that they were 'equal to any other Kjt. If this impression is erroneous, I should ce to have it demonstrated. But I cannot reujuish an opinion, without well digested facts i the contrary, that I have cherished from my Kith, and which was taught me by a working an of much practical observation. I remember a few years since, some of the st farmers of my acquayitance put forth the ca that green corn, cut aud fed to cows in the onths of August and September, and when ie feed of pastures came short, fort waut of oisture, was of little or no value. Coming sm such sources, 1 thought there' must be mething in it; and that Pickering and Colcan aud others, who had beeu encooragng the ,e of this article, as valuable for milch cows, icrlit have been mistaken. Notwithstanding. p t . ; ounions thus put forward, I find many careful en, who rely on their milk products, continue grow corn for their cows. And I strongly spcct, that the same class of men will hesitate, fore they discard the use of carrots entirely, mong the many projects of improvement now ;itated, I know of no one more worthy the.atution jf careful cultiviators, than' the comparar.? value of crops as feed for milch cows. JGvef.imily in the land is interested in this subject, o sooner does the infant inhale the air of Heau, than some preparations of milk begin to be ade for its nourishment, in seme form or other, aile life la^ts. Time was, when the potatoe is cultivated for the feed of stock; but of late e voiacity of man i- such, that few potatoe* n be s]tared for that purpose, unless they arc spocted of being impregnated with the rpt. lrnips also, especially the ruta baga, have been . ackod up, as excellent for milch cows, but there e those who turn up their noses when turnips e nameu, anil say tney cannoi enaure uieiasw the milk of cows within the same category, it we e not for tin peculiar flavor imparted milk, by feed on t irnips and cabbages, I should ink these croj s would yield a more abundant d for stock than any others that can be culfited. On looking over the number of the ansactior.s of the Essex Society, recently pubhe d, I perceive the crop of cabbage raised by r. Mason, of Beverly, exceeds any vegetable odiict that has come to my knowledge. Tbo les from his grounds the present, year exceed 50 per acre, for several acres. When it is nsidered with how. little labor, this crop is own, the land being properly prepared there )uld seem no occasion to go West to raise wheat 50 cents a' bushel, when labor can be so much ... Iter rewarded by growing cabbage in the East. P. Danvers, Jan. 29, 1852. Doing the Responsibility.?44 Sir," said erfaces the lawyer, to an unwilling witness ; iiir!' do you say, upon your oath, that Blimpns is a, dishonest man I' 4 I didn't say he was ever aecused of being an most man',' did I ? replied Pipkins. Does the court understand you to sar, Mr. pkin-, that the plaintiff's reputation is bad !" :juirci the Judge, merely putting the question keep his eyes open. ' I didn't say it was good, I reckon. 4 Sir!' said Fi erfaces,4 Sir-r! upon your oath mind upon your oath?upon your oath, you v that Blimpkins is a rogue, a villain and a IC'I < 4 You say so,' was Pip's reply. Haven't you said so . 4 Why, you've said it, said Pipkins : what's e use of my repeating it I' ' Sir-r! thundered Fierfaees, the Demosthenean underer of Thumptown?Sir-r ? I charge you ion your sworn oath, do you or do you not say ipipkins stole things i' 4 No, sir,'was the cautious reply of Pipkin, never said Blimpkin's stole things; but I do y he's got a devil of a way of finding things at nobody,ever lost. 4 Sir-r!' said Fierfaees, 4 you can retire," and ti court adjourned. Applvjxc a Text.?The sharo-nosed gentlcm who lolls in the Suffolk Office's arm-chairs, I* f I,., fnrfinnnris wns nncfl accosted bv a w.v ^ If tipsy, stammering fellow, with the quesm,? 'Pray t-tell me, sir, d-didn't you c-coine from rich n-n-ncigliborhood ?' ' Fellow, what^mean you !'., . > 4 Why, the sc-scripters.say that the rich grind e fa-faccs of the poor, and I see that they ive g-got yours down to a sharp p-point.' Dabster says lie would not mind living like a chelor, but when he comes to think that batches must die, and that they must go down to c grave without any one to cry for them it ves him a chill which frost-bites his philoaoty. Nothing was so much dreaded in our schooly days as to be punished by sitting between o girls. Ah ! the force of education in after ars?we learned to submit to such things thout shedding a tear. A western debating club submits the following lestions: 41 If a man has a tiger by the tail, lich would be the best for his personal safety 1 . a in to hold on or let mm go : Why docs water boil sooner in an old sausn than a new one. Punch takes it upon himIf to answer this obtrusc query, by saying, " it's cause the old un's used to it." A tall man, who was given to dissipation, was Id by a medical friend that he was dying by ches. " Thank Heaven !" said he, " I measure ; feet and seven inches." " Hilloa there! what's your hurry ??where o you going t" 44 Going, I'm running for an lice." 44 Running for an office! What office!" I'he's juire's office. Darn it, I'm sued."