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MISCELLANY.
Letter of Hon. P. Phillips, of Alabama,
on the Religious Proscription
of Catholics.
Washington, July 4,1855.
My Dear .Sir : I readily comply with
.your request to give you my impressions of
'ilia 'u^t development of political events.
Nothing appears to me more interesting to
the country than the recent demonstrations
of the "Know Nothings," at Philadelphia
and Montgomery, against the Catholics.
7? their national platform they declare that
"Christianity, by the constitutions of nearly
all the States, by the decisions of the most
eminent judicial authorities, and by the
consent of the people of America, is considered
an element o. our political system."
The application of this is not very apparent.
. But if it was intendcl to assert, as I presume
it was, that in the Federal Constitution,
which forms the bond of our Union,
* ??. viiu j/v/iiin,iii ojnit;iii ui uiv:
United Suites, there is any such element
incorporated, either by expression or necessary
implication, then I deny the truth of
the proposition. There is nothing clearer
than that in the formation of the Constitution
it was intended emphatically to exclude
all connection with any religious faith whatever.
Separation of Church and State,
eternal divorce between civil and ecclesiastical
jurisdiction, were cardinal principles
with the sages and patriots to whom not
only we, but all mankind, arc indebted lor
.this model of a republican government.
No, my friend ; they possessed too much wisdom
and practical good sense to be content
with a mere feeble imitation of the existing
nr<tor rif' tliinrrs ?lw?
W. * yoil'ivn*
evil fruits which the conjunction of political
and religious power had everywhere produced,
and in the discharge of the high duty
entrusted to'-h'im?the highest thai man
could he charged with?determined to
profit by the example, and ^inaugurate a
"political system," whose dominion should
be exclusively confined to the political reluUOTib
of ita constituents, acknowledging
in the eye of the law the pi'iffot ccpiiditv of
all "sects and faiths, and ieaving the whole
subject of religion, and its requirements, to
the dominion of that Higher Tribunal
which alone can search the hearts and judge
the motives of men. The constitution itself
gives evidence of the solicitude felt upon
this subject, and the debates which led
to its adoption show the high tone of feeling
that existed in the convention. "When
Mr. Pinckney reported to that body his proVlQr\
HA WiliiHAno 1
. .w| i>K?u IIV vu^iuiia Luob surtii ever uu i?;quired
as a qualification to any office or
public trust under the authority of the United
Suites," the only opposition he met
with was from Mr. Sherman, who declared
it as "unnecessary, the prevailing liberality
being a suilicient guarantee against such a
test." But notwithstanding the adoption
of this emphatic declaration, so jealous
were the people at that time of any governmental
interference or connection with
religion, that the first amendment to the
constitution proposed and adopted was the
additional guarantee that "Congress shall
no law respecting an establishment of make
religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."
In those countries where Chistianitv
avowedly forms a part of their political system,
there also the laws define the particular
form of faith to which the government
attaches itself, and denounce the penalties
for non-conformity. Let us once admit that
u it? -i 1 ?
mv >ui 1110 uu Ol OUT pOIlUCfll SV3tem,"
aud we should soon be called upon to
submit our consciences to Congressional dictation.
The argument would then be not
too remote, that the Chistianity intended,
was that professed by the great majority of
the people at the formation and adoption of
the constitution, and that this was not only
a Christian but au anti-Catholic Government.
It is in your remembrance that many
years ago a large and respectable body of
citizeus petitioned against Sunday mails.
They evidently proceeded upon the idea
that this was a Christian government and
that the violation of the Christian Sabbath
was a sacrilege the government* was bound
r to put an end to. Congress rejected the
petition, and their action was npproved by
the country. Now, this approval could onS
rest upon the denial of the proposition
at. "Christianity was an element of our
political system." But, my dear sir, whether
rigbt"!o"r wrong on this head, it must bo
evident that the aasortion of this principle
in a political platform, preluded by a solemn
"acknowledgment of that Almighty
Being who rules over the universe, and presides
oyerjiie councils of nations," \Vere a
mer^solf-sanctification, intended to appeal
t2> the religious feelings of the country, that
th?y roighlf the pior^..easily be drawn, into
the vprfc* >poHtfcal strife, and combined
for V/h&t is declared to bo one of the^great
object} of the *movement?^"resistance , to
the aggtewve policy and ^jynptjng tendencies
of t^ Roman Gatholfc. Church in
do you not perceive how smoothly the in- I
fcrenro is drawn that ? Pure Christianity
requires tlie exclusion of Catholics from the <
rights of citizenship I I know that upon a |
niero quibble, it may be denied that this in- ]
tcrcnce is justified: but the quotation means i
this or nothing. Tlio circumsianccs which 1
surrounded this declaration havo written '
upon it its true scope and character. No great 1
change in government whs ever accomplish- 1
ed by the full development of its principles !
in the inception of the movement. Our
own revolution reste-i for a period upon a
redress of grievance.'.accompanied with an !
earnest protestation of continued loyalty to 1
the British Crown. The change now aiiv. M
ed at 1'or excluding Catholics from their j
share in the government of the country, 1
nice ail radical and nvoiimoiiarj movements, '
nnist be effected, if ilM'tod at all, by grud- (
ual stages of progrcv. wlii?*li inure us to tlie 1
journey, an ! accustom us to the road. Let '
those wlio inay be unwilling to admit that 1
my inference is ju>!, rcrid attentively the <
i events which are transpiring around. The '
| sentiment of the lliiladelphia Convention '
i is repeated at every ysembly of the parly. '
Its echo at Moutgoiwry, in our State, pro- f
claims "opposition to the election to office
of every man who iwognizos the right of {
any religious detioi: t? political pow- j <
er, or the authority :: an higher law than j '
j the Constitution i- the United States."!'
I Till* tc flrwvV?l Willi A Rtllirinlic lit. I
...V . ... " " ~l
eiatnre, in which tic imagination of its ;iu- v
thors lias been stiiualed into activity to,1
I portray the fancied horrors of cloister and '
! cell, and describe i. Catholic priesthood as '
I clothed in the gamuts of every crime. In 1
| many parts of thv uiilry the pulpit is fid- 1
j initiating doctrinal essays to prove tlio j 1
j Catholic Church e rupt, and its adherents :
j unlit depositories ? ti?e rights of citizen-'
I ^iiip. If a Oaun? citizen, however capa- j i
i ble and honest. I. appointed to political!
! position, a howl is.ar.i thotighout the land.! ,
.mid denunciation f lows the uppointmont. [ t
What is tlnj^n?i:Tg of all this ? I cau- j .
npt L?o deceived 5y any *v.frt phrase of j t
?po?fli." li?ariCtho lliinsy disguise of j .
I \v(>i<ls, ;oid I l>?h? I ho iv'Wedjuifl hideou.iy ,
j truth : Religious .ntolcrance ! l'artv as- t
si'inKi*^ ImvA tine* fli?.']?initinnc nf 1
political principle-j.ive been common in j c
our practice ; nov.n ties have been formed;'
oid ones havo betmodified; but when be- ,
fore in our liistorlias it been considered ^
necessary to an:;matize "tlie aggressive t
policy and corru]>:g tendencies of the Ik>- j
man Catholic cln!i ?" When before lias j
it been found pror to introduce religion i r
into our politic:organizations ? Wlien ;
before was the fius for political office test- j j
ed, not by the ho.ity or capability of the c
candidate, buBsbyie religious faitb he pro- ^
fessed I Times l\> indeed changed, and ^
we have change-kith them. When tlie'j,
venerable Carrolbok up tlie pen to affix j ,
bis name to the inortal "Declaration," no j c
man cri<*d "Hohlyou are a Catholic." If j ;
a new necessity s sprung up justifying aj j
new law, then, lie, where does it exist,- L
and in what foriJoes it appear ? Surely I ,,
Protestantism h:iot become so weak as to ! (
require protectia'rom the arm of a polit-j ]
ical party. H; ?g entertained no fears of! t
the Pope of< Rui when in power, does it j ^
fear his domjnioin this country now thatt
lie is dependenti foreign bayonets to pre-! t
serve his dontini in Rome itself? It would | ,
' lw? uniiiut try r/iCAlnl?n??c no i ..
vague generality having no application ' t
to any existing t|?the remedy for which !
was to b? found this new party organiza-' ,
i lion. What, ;;n, is their application ? ! (
l)o "the aggrtsse policy and corrupting!,
tendencies of tl/Roman Catholic Church" i
point to a oondion of things existing a- j.
mong us in thebfruage of the Montgome- j
ry resolutions, axnly of men "who recog-1,
nize the right 0:1 religious denomination j t
to political powt or the authority of any !,
higher law tliaoiie constitution of the U-l(
nited States! " \gainst whom is the law j t
to be enforced ? It is vain to attempt dis- j,
jnjise or prevarition. The alleged evil is!:
| declared to exii^ere, and the new rule is I j
lo find its jtiatuition in the religious faith
jot' our Catliolk'tizens?citizens secured i? ' j
their faith, fiotjly by tlie written stipula- t
tions of our Fwal and Slate constitutions, r
but, as with ua,y a solemn treaty stipula- t
tion "that the :habitants of the ceded territory
shall be ieorporatcd in the Union of
the United and admitted as soon as i
possible, aci|oi(ig to the principles of the
Federal coOfctision, to the enjoyment of all
the rights, ichtages, an(l immunities, of t
citizens of tjlfctlnited States; and in tho t
mean tiine-rslij be maintained, and pro- t
Elected, in thoi>e enjoyment of their liber- \
ty, property a) the religion they profess." {
Let these 'huejong bo answered, not by *
irjere spcd^fay much leas in the spirit of -<
captiousnew, it by the solemn acta and j
declaration? ?the most authoritative h&-j \
sembly. WlQ before the grand council t
or convenient Philadelphia the delegation j
from Loutuao panted gUwir party credentials?w
(legation composed of men
whose tAeabilitv w*s pot' ques'^ned. i
whose goS fth not suspected i $Pf <
were spurfeefcortj tlie council, pt tSMUMot i
litical duties. It was iu vain that the fact
was recognized that the delegation contained
hut one Catholic (Gayarre, the distinguished
historian.) There was no virtue, nc
party aflinitj', that could redeem their error,
or "wash out the damned spot." In
llie judgment of this tribunal, 110 one could
Lie a "true Americau" and a Catholic ! Here,
then, we have the new "American doctrine,"
explained hy the "true Americans" themselves,
and a practical application and development
of their ambiguous resolves.
Odious ns all this appears, it must not bo.
supposed that th;s party lias originated any
new development of power: religious'inlolcrai
je is as old as the history of man,
In ?' .a country, where freedom and equality,
linger the shadow of the law, walk hand in
liand throughout the land. iiitt>Wmw? 1'<"C
Jonnant in the breast, or, when excited inLo
action, shrinks from the public eye. It
is, however, fully entitled to tho "bad eminence"
of being tho first in the history of
:>ur country which lias dared openly to stimulate
this feeling for political objects: thus
n the name of Christianity itself, laying
:he train to light the torch of religious persecution.
If the leaders in this crusade were religious
fanatics, we rrtight respect their sincerity,
though we denounced their action.
uui wuu are nicy f me \Y Ing and Deni>ciatic
parties are said to have become cor upt.
lint this new party, as you see, is
reiy much controlled hy the scum which
lie agitation of the old ones has thrown
>IF. Look around, my dear sir, and inquire
iow many of those leaders have been noted
or their piety, or characterised bydevotionil
feeling, who now Haunt their religious
obes in the face of every passer-by. How
ippropriately may they be described?
'With smooth dissirnnlotiou skilled to graeo,
V devil's pttrpu.-.c, with un unguis face."
I do not doubt the sincerity of the great
nass of those who have been deluded into
lie.se lodges. I believe the mass of all
laities to lie honest; but I also believe that
iiu great uicijuruy ui men iu<iutfrs lire lill?
lulled by the hope of obtaining from a new
which
hoy despaired of receiving from the old
mes. What faith can we have in the siuerily
of the men, now so zealous in their
.nti-Catholiu professions, who but a few
nonlhs ago made the air redolent with
heir cries against our present worthy Execitive,
because the constitution of New
lainpsh e excluded Catholics from olliee ?
You perceive, I have treated the movenent
of the "Know Nothings" as a direut
.Hack upon the constitution iUulf, because
. really regard the plea which acknowldges
that the Catholics are to be excluded
y voluntary associations bound by oaths.
nit denies that any "legislative enactment''
s to bo resorted to for lliat purpose, as boleath
criticism. Why, my dear sir, it' the
xclusion be justifiable and necessary, should
t not be engrafted upon our constitution ?
f the people of these States should ever rc:eive
this bastard "Americanism" as true
epublicauism, what should prevent that
>pinion from being organized into law ? Is
aw in this country anything else but organized
public opinion ? It is a weak and
Miserable design, which seeks by indirecion,
to effect the disfranchisement of a porion
of our citizens, while it cowardly adnits
that the law which denounces tlnsdisianehiscmont
should be preserved unalered.
I confess to you, my friend, that a few
lionths ago 1 looked with feelings almost of
lespair upon the downward course of our
>olitical affairs. My confidence, however,
s restored ; the South, always conservative,
invito jviiiuus oi power, auu compurauvey
free from those sudden excitements to
.vliich the denser populations of the North
ire subject, will vindicate the character
vliich she has nobly earned. Virginia, the
>ldest of the sisters, has led the way to trilrnph
; and Alabama, one of the youngest
ind fairest, will come out of her impi-ndng
struggle radiant in victor)', aud with garnents
undefiled.
Le.t, however, the result be what it may,
f the present brings no thanks to you and
>thcrs, who have 6tood by the principle of
eligious equality and freedom, the future,
he not distant future, will be yours.
Yours, most truly, P. Phillips.
jna . T?ca r\C ^
u >1 v? Jk. VIOJ KUj iAllbVi yi AVU^I.IM;! J
Mobile, Ala.
Swearing.?The California Christian
Advocate saya: "An intelligent lady of our
icquaintance, whose little boy was beginning
o swear, anxious to express to her child her
lorror of profanity, hit upon the novel process
of washing out his mouth with soapuds
whenever he swore. It was an effectual
:'jr<. The boy understood his mother's
rifce of the corruption of an oath, which,
witn the taste of the suds, produced tjie deiired
result." The practice, if universally
idopted, would raise the price of soap.
A colored woman, in a Sabbath School
iV'Louisville, (Ky.,) promised to give ten
iollairs when the collection for the Bible
Society should be taken up in her ohurch,
3he waft tQld that it micht be in; Dart dav<
ment to constitute h?r gThfe the
Sooiety. BboOW not M?m ?njopo^ for that,
but saw, aI wili bft a lift 'gtTer jjl^a^iw
WkM %
?&i&-i'. ... iV.
Not Ashamed of Ridicule.
I ?V?all never forget u lesson which I received
when quite a young lad, at an Acadi
emy in the 13 . Among niy 6chool
fellovs were Ilartly and Jemson. They |
i were^somewhat older than myself, and tiiej
j latter I looked upon as a soft of .vP-'/i; in '
. I tilii't.v s <"?f nr>ir.'fin a; ?r^ll ?u IT., i
J.... . ? ??v? VII MO Ul SJ/VI ! 11U
1 was not at heart malicious, but lie bad a
foolish r.mbitiouof being thought witty and
smc&stic, Mid lie made himself feared by a
besetting liabit of turning things into r;''
! cule, so tiiut he seemed eontiuually on
j look out for matter of derision.
'Uwtly was a new scholar, and little was
,: knov.n of him among the boys. One morn,'
ing io *..e were on our way to school he was
seen driving a cow along the road towards
i a neighboring field. A group of boys,
among whom \\;aa Jemson, met him as he
. was passing. The opportuniy was one Dot
to be lost by Jemsou. "Llelloa 1" he exclaimed
! "what's the price of milk? I say
Jonathan, what do you fodder on ? What
will you take lor all the gold on her horns?
13oys if you want to see tho latest Paris
St vie. look nt tlinai* Jiimtv.'"
lls.rtlv, waving his hand at us with a
ple:M*ut smile, and driving the cow to the
iielJ, took down the bars of a rail fence,
saw I er safely in the enclosure, and then,
putting lip the bars, came and entered the
schoc! with the rest of us. After school in
the ? ternoon he let out the cow, and drove
her i/T, none of us knew where. And eveiy
day ) >r two or three weeks, he weut through
the r .me t;isk.
1::2 hoys of B Academy were
nearl all the sons of wealthy parents, and
soinejif theni, among whom was Jemson,
were* dunces enough to look down with a
sort of disdain upon a scholar who had to
drive co.w. The sneers and jeers of Jemsom
v.ere accordingly often awarded. He .
once, on a plea that he did not like the
odor of the ba^, refused to sit uext to i
llartiy. Occasionally he would inquire after
the cow's health, pronouncing the word
"ko-*. y" after the manner of some of the
j country people. *
admirable good nature did Hortly
! bear all these siiiv siftemnts to \?onmi nmi i
annoy him. I do not remember' that ho
was even once betrayed into a look or word
of angry retaliation. "I suppose, Harllv,"
said Jettison, one day, "I suppose your daddy
means to make a milk-man of you." "Why
not?" asked Hartly. "O nothing; only
j don't leave much water in the cons after
| you rinse them?that's all!" The boys all '
j laughed, and Hartly, not in the least morti- 1
j fied, replied, "Never fear ; if I ever should
| rise to l>e a milk Mnn I'll give good mcav
| lire and good milk."
J The day after this conversation there was
i a public exhibition, at which a number of
j ladies s;nd gentlemen fiom neighboring
j cities were present. Prizes were awarded
by the principal of our academy, and both
i iJitrlly and Jemson received a creditable
i number; for, in respect to scholarship, these
j two were about equal. Alter the ceremony
j of distribution, the principal remarked that 1
there was one prize, consisting of 9 gold ,
medal, which was rarely awarded, not bo
much on account of its great cost, as because
the instances were rare which rendered
its bestowal proper. It was tho prize for
heroism. The last boy who received one
was young Manners, who three years ago
rescued the blind girl from drowning.
Tho principal then said that, with tho
permission of the company, he would relate
i a short story. "Not long since, some schol|
ars were flying a kite in the street, just as
i a poor boy on horseback rode by on his
1 ivnv tr? Him mill Tlirt ImisjA
..... ? .......
and threw the boy, injuring liiru so badly 1
that ho was carried home, and confincd
i some weeks to his bed. Of the scholars
Who had unintentionally caused the disaster,
none followed to learn the fate of the
wounded boy. There was one scholar however,
.who had witnessed the accident from
the c^tance, who not only weut to muke
inquiries, but stayed to render services.
"This sch'dlar Boon learned that the wounded
boy was tbe;grand-sone of a poor widow,
whose solo means o^ support consisted in j
, selling the milk of a fine cow of which sliCj
was the owner. Alas! what could Bbe now,
1 do ? She was old and lame, and her (/rand-'
> n
son on whom she depended to ctyive the
cow to the pasture, was now on lm back,
helpless. "Never mind, good woman," said
the scholar, M1 can drive your cow !" With
blessings mid thanks the old woman accepted
the offer.
"But his kindness did not stop here.
Money was waited to get articles from the
apothecary. "I bav6 money that ray mother
sent me to buy a pair of boota with;
but 1 can do without them for a while."
"0, no," said the old woman ; "I can't COnfiP.nt
In flint. ! hut lipm in n nnir r\f pnu/KirJa
boots that I bought for Henry, who can't
wear them. If you would only buy these,
giving us what they cost, we should get along
nicely." ^The scholar bought the^boots,
clumsy aatfiey were, and has worn them up
to this time. *
. "Well, when it wu discoverd bv other
boys of our Academy that our scholar Iras
in the habit ot driving*cow, be was assail
?d every day with Uughler and ridicule.
and wearing the thick boots, contented in
tlie thought that he was doing right; caring
not for nil the jeers and sneer3 that
could be utteied. He never undertook to :
explain why he drove a cow; fur hew*;
not incliise'i to make n v?"-"rcf cimib:bic
motives, nr.d fuitlieunore, in his heart
he had no sympathy with the false pride
that could look with ridicule on any useful
employment. It was by mere accident that
his course of kindness and self-denial was
yesterday discovered by his teacher.
"And now, ladies nnd gentlemen, I np
peai to you was there not true heroism >n
this boy's conduct ? Nay, Master Hr.rtiy,
do not slink out of sight behind the blackboard
! You are not afraid of ridicule, you
must not be afraid of praise*. Corao forth,
come forth, Master Edward James Hartly,
and let us se "your houest face !"
As Heartly, with blushing cheeks, made
his appearance, what a round of applause, in
which the whole company joined, "poke the
general approbation of his conduct! The
ladies stood upon benches and waved their
handkerchiefs. The old men wiped the
gathering moisture from the corners of their
eyes, and clapped their hands.' Those
clumsy boots on Hartly's feet seemed a
prouder ornament than a crown would
have been on bis head. The medal was
utaiuvnju un iiiuj ;uuiu general accimnfclion.
Let me tell a good thing of Jeoisun,
before 1 conclude. He was heartily ashamed
for his ill-natured raillery, and, after we
were dismissed, he went with tears of manly
self-iebuke in his eyes, and tendered his
hand to Hardy, making a handsome apologv
for bis past ill manners. "Think no more
of it, old fellow," said Ilartly, with delightful
cordiality; "let us all go and have a
1 amble in tho woods before we brake up for
vacation." Tho boys, one and all, followed
Jettison's example; and then we $gt forth,'
with huzzas into the woods. What a happy
day it was!?Ch. Witness.
n uai vunsuiuiei mcneu.
"To be rich," says Mr. Marey, our worthy
Secretary of State, "requires only a satisfactory
condition of the mind. One man
.nay in: aiui Ki|u a uu.'cvl dc-'.!~rs, v>h'!j
another in the possession of millions may
think himself poor: and as the necessities
of life are eujoyed by each, it is evident
the man who is the best satisfied with his
possesions, is the richer."
To illustrate this idea, Mr. Marcy related
Hie following anecdote : "While I was G&vernor
of the State of New York," said he,
"I was called upon one morning at my office
by a rough specimen of a backwoodsman
who stalked in and commenced conversation
by inquiring *'if this was Mr. Marcy 3"
I replied that that was my name.
"Bill Marcy I " said he. I nedded assent.
"Used to livo in Southport,din't ye? "
I answered in the affirmative, and begau
to feel a little curious to know who my visitor
was and what be was driving at.
"That's what I told 'em," cried the backwoodsman,
bringing his band down on bis
thigh with tremendous force; "I told'em
you was the same old Bill Marcy who used
to live in Southport, but they wouldn't believe
it, and I promised the next time I came
to Albany to come and seo you and find
out for sartin. Why, don't you know rne
Bill."
I didn't exactly like to ignore bis acquaintance
altogether, but for the life of me I
couldn't recollect ever having seen him before,
and so I replied that he had a familiar
countenance, but that I was not able to
call him by name.
"My name is Jack Smith," answered the
backwoodsman, "and we used to go to
school together thirty years ago in the little
red schoolhouse in old Southport. Well,
umes Das changed since then, ana you have
become a great man and got rich I suppose
!"
I shook my head and was going to contradict
that impression, when he broke in :
"Oh, yes, you are; I know you are rich;
no use denying it. You was Controller for
?for a long time, and the next we heard of i
you, were Governor. You must have made J
a heap of money, and I am glad of it, ghid .
to see you getting along , bo smart. You|
was always a smart lad at school, and I
knew you would come to Something."
I thanked him for bis good wishes and
opinion, but told him that political life did
not pay so well as he imagined. "I suppose."
said I. "fortune lias smiled un^n vou
since you left Southport ? " ' .
"Oh, yes," said he ; "I hain't got nothing
to complain of; I must say I've got alpng
right smart. You see, shortly after you
left Southport, our whole family moved up
inti Vermont, and put right into the woods,
and I reckon our family cut down more
trees and cleared more land than any other
in the whole State." a&JL.
"And so you have made ^gii^&thiog of it.
How much do you cd^sider youraelf worth.?"
I asked, feeling * little curious to know
what he ooosiuered a fortune, as be seemed
to be so well satisfied with Jus.
"Well," he replied, *1 donVShow exactly
how. muoh 1 am worth; but I think
{straightening himself up) if all my debts
ware paid I should be worth three hundred
dollars clean cash." Andfho was rich; for
b? w?s satisfied.^ ^ .
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A Good Old One.
Subjoin we one of the best stories on re- u
cord. A little old, we grant, but theito ui .- -'//
rich humor all through it. Many of our
readers will not hav$ it v-f-? . Hera ' '
j it is : Dr.
Mackenzie tells us with great good humor
an anecdote in the New York Union
! which we before heard verbally related, /- .
It is all about a certain lady Mid die ton,
who, contrary to the most anxious wish,
Was unblessed with any children. After an
absence of several years with her liege lord
in England, she returned with him tp reside
for a time on one of their Irish estates.
I As the carriage drove up to the mansion,
she noticed several fine looking children
about, and having learned that their mother .
was the wife of the gate porter, she determined
to interrogate her, relative to the
_ f I i?
viuuse ui ocr lucunuity; sne, therefore, next
clay mado her way to the porter's lodge,
and commenced her inquiries.
"Whose children are these my good old
woman ? "
"All my own, good lady."
"What, three infants of the same age?"
' Yes, my lady, I had three the last time." "How
long are you married ?"
"Three years, your ladyship."
"And how many children have you-?"
' Seven, my lady."
At last came the question of questions?
how she came to have the children? The
poor woman not well knowing what this
catechism meant, and uot well knowing
how to wrap up in delicate words her idea .
of cause and etfect, blushed and crrew con
fused, and at last, for waut of something
butler to say, replied : "I think it must be ~ .
the potatoes, my lady."
This unfolded a theory of population
quite new to Lady Middleton, who eagerly
demanded, "the potatoes! Do you eat _ * -
much of them f"
l'Oh, yes, lady, very seldom we have"
bread, and so take potatoes all the year
round."
Greatly Agitated with her new information,
ihe lady further asked : "And wheredo
you get your potatoes ?"
"We grow uicm iu our little garden, sure
Pat tills it?"
"Well," said Lady Middleton, "Bend me
up a cart load of these potatoes, and tlis
Stewart shall pay you well for them."
Shortly after her ladvship rose to leave
tlio iimicD nmi i?5 i-a - ? i? -
?wv UVH>}?| UIIU 1I1UCCU 1IUU ICit llj Wliea (QO ' V
mntron ran ufter her, and, blushing as she , *
put the question, asked: "Ah, then my
lady, is it to have children that you want
the load of potatoes ? "
It was the lady's turn to blush m ah?
confessed that it was.
' Because I'm thinkin" my lady, in that
case Pat had better take tho potatoes to you
himself."
Draining by Wells.
We find the following on thU sudject in
the Country Gentleman :
Messrs. Editors: You wish to know
if land can be drained by wells." Ihave
made one experiment only, and that was
entirely sucsessful. I owned a piece of
laud on which there was n basin of about'
t^hree-foui lhs of an acre, which received the
surplus water of at least ton acres. It
would sometimes be from two to three feet
deep in the centre. The water stood in
tho basin at least eight mouths in a year,
and the basin was full, every hard rain, the
other four months. On the 3d of August "?
1845, I dug a well nine feet deep in the
centre of the basin, and came to living mn
ter, which rose very rapidly, so much so,.
that I expected to see it run over the topin
a short time. I think the water rose two
feet in ten minutes and then stopped arid re- &
maitied at that depth until a heavy raio-of
three days.
T then went to look at the well, expectingto
find it full and running over; buttomy . $
utter astonishment, there was not more than- two
and a half feet in the well. It had rZ
risen about four feet during the storey 1
should judge, by the marls on the side
of the well. There must have been a great
quantity of water run into the-'ifall, as at .
least ten acres discharged its surplus water *
into it, and the rain fell in torrents during three
days. I then dug four open draina
leading into the well, and the land has<
been sufficiently dry for wheat, corn, oatS^^,
qr grass ever since. It has been in graa?;'for*the
last 12 years, and has borne a heavy?,'
r?rnn of first rAta hnr.
I should advise, in all instances, (o diff;
until you come to living water, and ?bea v ^
the water will pass off in the vfisenrl*' df . %
the earth. I have not the least \
but almost any 6pring can be dfaiofljftffi:'
digging a well at a little diat^j^and a
leading the water into it. * :A
that I filled the well full o^itone?, ^inlno|^i . h*
it would be ojfeaper to d&?iMW Uuw;
to stone it and keep fojafcwrd, Jf# boal^.
fail to carry off the qj>ter> _ ; . ' > 1 %
GreIt YiBLD-^eVrn that on a field V
of seyen aoiWj<^?* ? - Sweodisb Iron
Works, rn W baibda
of fine whea^^feiSjtx-' rained th& pnseabt
season, bein'gSt Strata of 5.2 1-2 budicft
to the*aofe^M3B^ri#6inr?d *HU 800 lbc?
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