The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, December 30, 1897, Image 3

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v~ ^ - v -1, \vjn A Drummer's Mistake. The Kennebec Journal tells of a Ban, gar "drummer" who tried to save a lady from leaping from a rapidly moving train. After he had thrown his arms around tyer and dragged her baca Intp the car she recovered from her surprise enough to call him all the mmes in the feminine vocabulary and i explain that she went out on the platform to wave her handkerchief at some Mends. The passengers appreciated It all, but the "drummer" didn't seem onlniT tho situation Spoiling for a Fight. "And so Miss Gillman declined your offer of marriage?" "Yes; I can't understand why she did tL" "You can't? My dear sir, let m? shake your hand. I used to think that bo man was entirely free from vanity, fcof at last I have found one who is." "What do you mean?" "You say you can't understand why she refused you. therefore it is clear that you never stand before tho mirror and look at yourself." ~ Four thousand United States pensioneri now live in foreign countries. They draw $600,000 annually. Comfort Costs 50 Cents. Irritating. aggravating, agonizing Tetter, Ecaema. Ringworm and all other Itching s?.lu dlsmi< are quickly cured by the use of Tetterino. It is soothing, cooling, healing. Costs SO cents a box, pest paid brlngsoomlort at once. Address #. T. Shuptrlne, bavannah, Ga. t New Illustrated Literature. The Passenger Department of the Seahoanl Air Line has j stissu-d two new illustrat-d books; sne entitled "Education in the South," [ idnng a full a d complete listand description Wt the Scho Is, Coll ges 'and Universities , aloof the Seaboard Air Line; the other en- I titled "Winter Excursions v. a Seaboard Air Line,"In wh cli ap tears descriptive and illustrated sketches of the numerous Winter Toc-ist Points reached via the Seaboard Air Line. An exceptionally convenient feature of this book, is the arrangement <>r excursion rates and routes to the principal Florida, Texas, Mexico and C difornia Resorts which show oouside able redaction In tolal rates, especially to Southern P nes, N. C., the famous Winter Health Resort, which was so w.ll nix d last - e isoa. I Copies of these -o ?a scan be secured by addressing 1'. J. Anderson, General Pas enger Agent, Port-month, Va., enclosing five cents ( la stamps to cover postage. How's This T We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any ease of Catarrh that cannot be cored by Hall's Catarrh Core. F. J. Chkctt & Co., Toledo, 0. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Chenay for the last 15 years, and believe him perioral honorable in all business transactions aid financially able to carry oat any obligation made by their firm. K W^ITktax, WholesaleDrnggists,Toledo, WiLOiNO, Krxxaif & Marvin, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio. Bait'* Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. PrioeL 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Hall's Family Pills are the best. HTSe Bar. Mr. Bappaport, forty-two years old, Rabbi of the B'nal Seholom Synagogue, la "Now Haven, Conn., died a few days ago iof blood poisoning caused by a cut on the aoMdle finger of his right hand, with a Ulte used In slaughtering eattlo. To Cure a Cold In Ono Day. > fakt Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All I ] Druggists refund money hit fails to cure. 35c. rTb* report of the New Jersey State Board of Assessors shows that the taxes assessed phis year against railroads und other corporations amounted to 82.180.519.S7. Kts permanently cured. No fits or nervousneas after first day's use of Dr. Kline's Great Norre Restorer. trial bottle and treatise free Dr. R. H. Kill NR. Lt 1..9J 1 Arch St., Phila., Pa. r ^jfca Sots are taking kindly to a Social* ttUo propaganda in Austria, which may (tend to further eompiioate matters In that J'?*nrtry. ^ Chew Star Tobacco?'The Beit. ; Smoke Sledge Cigarettes. > T rfseretary Gage reported to the Senate, In. m^eniii to a resoiu'ion, that there were HO supernumerary employes in his depart^ Mrs. Window'sSoothing Syrnp forchlldren teething, softens th< gums, reducing infiama' uon,ali*y s pain,cum wind colic, 25c. a bottle. k-'. . tL' I could not get abng wihout Piso's Cure . for Consumption. Italways cures.- Mr*. E. C. gOCLTOl, Need ha in Mnss.. October ?, 18M. Scrofula and AU other bood Diseases ire promptly ?/'. And Pernanently Cured f By Hod's Sarsaparilla. If you suffer fran Any iorm of Blood Disorder, yju should Take Pood's and Only Hood's. y W. N. U.-No. 2?'97. | ?mmm? ITT T T TT T 1 ^ ^ AJLAlA^lJLJ^JL. m , 4 p ^ ^ can be driven n or dri\ i parilla drives csease 01 4 medicines supp^ss dise; k cure it. Ayer'sSarsaps 4 ? ^ originating in imure bio ' ' ' ' V - . . M HI M j GRANDMOTHER AT 34. j tire. Sarah Davidson Wife at 13 and j Mother a Vcur Later. I.iv lug at 3ol East 72d street, New York, is a woman whose appearance dispels forever the Idea that gray hair and other tokens of advanced age are IncoTvivshlo tmm the nroud state of < i grandmotherhood. Handsome and j happy, 34 years old and easily mis| taken for 25, she Is the proud grandma of a lovely girl baby born ten days ago. Mrs. Britz. mother of the baby, is , just 20, having been born when Mrs. ; Davidson was 14 years old, just twelve : tnonths after her marriage. Altogether the three generations of the gentler sex have nothing to complain of on the score of youth or good looks, and a happy trio they make. There is a loving war between Grandma Davidson and Mamma Britz as to which shall hold Baby Beatrice the greater number of hours in the day, and thereby discover all sorts of remarkable infantile charms. Mrs. SaraJi Davidson, the very youth MBS. SARAH DAVIDSON. ful grandmother, lives In a pretty flat with her husband and four childrentwo boys and two girls. At first glance one would hardly take her to be over IS, there Is such an air of cheerfulness and vitality and magnetism about her. "\yhen she smiles there Is a parting of full red lips and a flash of perfect white teeth. Merry brown eyes give one an Impression of an amiable temper. _ FAMILIAR TRICK EXPLAINED. How the TaUcinx Head Upon the Table Ia Arranged. One of the moat familiar optical tricks Li the talking head upon a table. The illustration almost explains Itself. The apparatus consists of a mirror fixed to the diagonally opposite legs of the table. The mirror hides the body of the girl and by reflection makes a fourth table leg appear. It SHE IS HIDDEN BT THE UIBBOS. also reflects the end of the fabric hanging down In front of the table and makes it seem as If part of the cloth, were also hanging over the rear end of the table. Then, too, the mirror reflects the floor so that the spectator seems to be looking right under the table and thinks he can see the floor beyond it. The girl's head is thrust through a hole in the table. Ouriously enough, the effect is more perfoct when the spectator Is quite uear. The man who made $10,000,000 out of cigarettes is finally going to Join tfcej army that his cigarettes have sent1 ahead of him to the house-boat on tbe: Styx. 'TTTTTTTTi A 4 A it L ase 4 ren out. Ayer's Sarsa- ^ it of the blood. Many \ ise cover It but don't 4 irilla cures all diseases ^ 4 od. 4 4 kJLjLukJLJLjLAMflS I * , iv *"' f*-* "" 'if,- i . . -> c; i * A MUTINY AMONG APES. ON A VOYACE FROM AFRICA THEY CAPTURE THE SHIP. . Officer* and Crew Cha*<-d Thmuifh tbc liiRRiOR by the Animal*, lVho Ksc.-ipc From Their Cage A Comical Scene Tempted Back by Feast of Banana*. "I Lave bad some strange crews in my experience," said old Captain Bensou, "but the funniest kind of a ship's company that I ever sailed with was one of big African apes, and it happened in this way: "it was daring the period of the lifetime of the great showman, P. T. Barnaul, when he had his museum on lower Broadway in New York city, that my vessel was chartered by him to go out to Africa and to bring back a cargo of wild animals that his agents in that country had collected. We hail three big ami two baby elephants in the hold, also a rhinocerts and a giraffe, while in wooden houses on deck we carried several zebras, a number of antelope and deer, also ten huge apes as large as men. The apes were very intelligent and were capable of being taught maDy uiuusing tricks. "On our voyage home I had occasion a number of times to advise the officers and men against teasing these creatures, telling theui that they were known to possess a good memory and were revengeful, and would surely make it a point to get even with their tormentors at the first opportunity; but as the heavy wooden bars divided them from the hairy faces that scowled at their fun-making, they felt safe j enough to give no heed to my warnings. The mates and sailors took j good care, however, to pass at a 6afe diHtnTipp from their casre in soinc about ; their work, for on two or throe occasions the alert occupants had been known to suddenly thrust forth a long muscular arm and grip the unwary seaman in such a savage way as to elicit a howl of pain on Jack's part. I could go among them without the slightest fear, and several times entered their cage for the purpose of caring for a sickly little baby ape that had been born just after leaving Africa, and for which the ocean voyage subsequently proved too heroic, as it died before we reached New York. "One morning the crew were all aloft on the yards furling sail, for it was blowing hard and the whip had been obliged to reduce her spread of canvas. I had taken the wheel and the two mates were going from mast to mast helping the work along by hauling upon the gear as it was required. The apes had been fed a short time before and it must have been that I had rarelesslv fastened the bar that se cured the cage door, for while I was looking aloft I heard a startled jell from my two officers, aud the next moment they were climbing up the rigging like monkeys themselves, while the crowd of monkeys came leaping aft in pursuit of them. "Then the funniest scene that I ever witnessed was presented. Six of the apes took stations at the foot of the shrouds, so that each mast was guarded on both sides, and the other four mounted the shrouds with all the agility of sailors, and sought to reach the men. The apes followed the men as they mounted higher and higher to escape; then, when the latter could climb no higher, they would grasp a stay that led to some place of temporary safety and slide down it, sometimes going from one spar to another in this way. For nearly an hour this impromptu exhibition continued, and during all this time the sentries on deck hopped about in excitement, uttering guttural yelps, which I have no doubt were cries 6f encouragement and advice to their friends aloft. * 'At last the big monkeys gave up the chase and came down on deck, where they joined the others, and all sat on their haunches, gazing up at the crew, occasionally showing their rows of wicked looking teeth, as much as to say, "All right, my fine fellows; you stay where you are if you know what's good for your health.' "I had been thinking out a plan to recover possession of my ship, and now put it into execution. Apes are very fond of bananas, and in my room I had a fine bunch that had been green when placed on board, but which had ripened perfectly since that time. It gave me something of a heart spasm to part with them, but I considered if the scheme worked the sacrifice would not be a great one. So I lashed the wheel to keep the ship steady, then brought the fruit from below, carried it forward in fall view of the apes, and placed it within their cage, standing beside the door and carelessly eating a banana which I had broken from the bunch. "The apes crowded inside and fell I to work upon those bananas as though it was an eating match, with a prize for the one that consumed the greatest number in a given time. I slammed the door to and fastened it upon my mutineers, and you may be assured that for the remainder of that voyage the security of that gate was carefully looked after." Harper's Round Table. < Why the Kat? Prospered. Au inhabitant of the Scilly islands was struck by the fact that the rats there seemed to prosper greatly, although the place is very barren. He resolved to investigate the cause of this, and digging up some of the nests by the seashore found that the rats had dragged crabs into their holes, and in order to prevent their escape had bitten off their legs. A Topeka (Kan.) man took three collar buttons for insomnia, mistaking them for pills which had been prescribed by a medical student. He slept. J ? * " ' i ^ . , V.- ' THE PREACHER'S SALARY. ; t An KvanRclNt Make* n Contract Which I'aya Him Very Well. In certain sections of the United States, notalilv in those where the re-, ligious expression is the strongest,and the congregations the poorest, and these characteristics are always combined, there is "an ever present conflict as to what the preacher ought to have and what he is going to get, and I it was on this subject a visiting preach er talked tho other Sunday at dinner with a reporter. "At one of my appointments where I had been called," he was saying, "to j conduct a revival I heard a couple of ! the members talking, though they (lid not think I was near enough to hear. 44 4I wonder what that fellow expects to get?' said one. 44 4A11 lie can raise of course,' said the other. 44 'He wears good clothes, and they i have got to be pa.d for.' "l'es, and I reckon we might as well muke up our miuds to pay for 'em.' "The conversation was becoming personal, and before it got too much | so, and I would be placed where it, would be decidedly embarrassing I broke in: 44 4Xow, look here, brethren, you don't have to worry about what you are going to pay me. You don't have to pay me a cent unless you waut to, and I am not here to get money for my work. Still, I have to live, aiitl I'll agree to this?evqpv time you get a lick iu my sermons while I am hero you just pay me a nickel, and if I don't hit you at all it won't cost you a cent. Now, is that fair? Is it a bargain? "They agreed to it with great unanimity, and I went ahead v. ith my preaching,doing the best I kn^w how, and praying for strength to tell the truth to the people, and to help them to be better men and women, and I kept it up for a week and was ready to start in on the second week, when one of my men came to me behind the little log meeting hoase where I was reading my Bible. " 'So you're going to preach another week?' he said anxiously. " 'Yes,' said I. " 'Well, for the Lord's sake,Brother Fudsou,' he said in the most pleading tones, 'I wish you'd quit and go home. You've hit me so many licks already that I'll have to sell the only pair of mules I've got and a yoke of yearling cattle to pay you what I owe you already, and if you stay another week I'll have to give up the farm and put a chattel mortgage ou the old woman aud the children.' "Of course," laughed the preacher, "it wasn't quite as bad as he made it appear, but I had made a good friend of him, and he not only paid his share willingly, but insisted on my coming again aud staying twice as long." "Washington Star. Theories as to Why Birds' Eggs Are Colored. The why and wherefore of the colors of birds' eggs has been a favorito theme for speculation, from the quaint surmising* of Sir Thomas Browne to the soloinn guess work of Shufeldt, in his ten "biological laws explanatory of the variation in color o{ the shells of the eggs in class Aves." Hewitson piously concludes that the beauty of thesa elegant and often exquisitely a tractive objects is. intended for the delight of bunion eves, hence, as he says, eggs simply wiiite are put out 01 sight in holes! He also sees in the larger number of eggs laid by gamebirds a provision by a benevolent Providence for the joy of the spoiteman and the delectation of the epicure. Next comes a man who assures us that the colors of eggs are due to the influence of their respective surroundings on the imagination of the hen birds the old story of Jacob's little trick on Laban jn the matter of young cattle. This school instances as an example the red blotches prevalent on the eggs of falcons, regarded by it as a record of the bloody experiences of the parents; but it does not explain why the equally, rapacious fowls produce pure white eggs, or the bloodthirsty skuas and shrikes lay greenish ones. Ernest Ingersoll, in Harper's Magazine. The Poller ram and the Emperor. A good (and true?) story is going the round which shows tcr what extent the Tioleal ebullitions and caprices of the German emperor are regarded in his own country. An English gentleman, it appears, was walking with a friend Unter den Linden and in the coarse of a discussion on the kaiser's conduct committed a grievous error of Majestats-Beleidigung. "The emperor's a fool!" he exclaimed, whereupon an English-speaking police officer tapped him on the shoulder and said, "You must o me mid me to ze police station." "What for?" asked the Englishman. "Mein herr did call ze kaiser a fool," replied the man. "No, no," urged the cute Briton, "it was the Russian emperor I was talking about." "Dat vill not vash," went on the constable; "dere 1 #--i 1 r* is no: emperor a 1001 except iuo vjciman emperor." After which, Dame Rumor has it, the police officer and the Englishman agreed to keep each other's secret and parted on good terms. Westminster Gazette. Kecords FerUlilng. The Prussian government is very much stirred up over the discovery that during the last quarter of a century many of the documents which tell of the greatness of the Fatherland have been threatened with complete destruction, owing to the bad quality of the paper upon' which they were written. Ten years ago Denmark found that its records were incurring a like fate, while in Italy the records of the-young kingdom were actually j falling to pieces. i ' ?r ?I a? waa?| No. 203. | . Jntopaud a 11 ^il If! also fished lire?' IhiifiOdesk. (Mall orders filled promptly.) Wo will mail nnyone, freo of all charges, our new It; pane Sjwcial Catalogue. containing Furniture, Drat eries, I^inpi, St-iVe, Cioclcery, Mirrors, Pictures, Dcitllng, Refrigerators. Baby ? arriitg s. etc. T i? is ti>e inoat complete Umk over published, atid we pay I all i<ost*ge. Our lithographed Carpet Ca alogue. ehowi >e carpets iu colors, la also yours fur the asking. If carpet SHmp es hro wanted, mail us 8c. in 'amps. Tnero Is no reason wbv ynu should pnv your local d< aler 60 per ceut. profit when you can buy from the mill. Drop a lino now to the money-sate a. u JULIUS HINES & SON, | (Baltimore, Md. | Tlexso mention this paper. J A Blessing IHsguise. The Montgomery Advertiser says: 'The Selma limes, usually very cheerful, gets blue and says tliatf 'with o-ceut cotton and dollar wheat staring us in the face the year 1898 does not look hopeful to the South.' "Of course, the situation is going to work some hardships, hut the bulk of them will come from the lack of homeraised food supplies rather than the low price of cotton. Those farmers who bare raised plenty of bread aud meat are not lying awake nights worrying over o-cent cotton or ways of getting along next year. "Looking at the situation from what we believe the true standpoint, the low wice of cotton and the high price of bread constitne a most hopeful outlook for this section. The disadvantages and discomforts of the present are the stimulus that will bring about a happy future. The bulk of farmers are not coin? to make the mistake next year they have just mode. Tbey are not going to plant the earth in cotton on the hazardous speculation of making a big crop, getting a fine price and using it to bay bread and meat with. They are going to set their pegs to raise a living at home and have some cotton as a surplus crop. "Ifootton would stay at 5 cents ior five years in succession it would be the greatest blessing conceival 1 >. to the South. It would educate our people out of their bad habits of all cotton raising and moke the farmers moneylenders instead of borrowers. The present situation is really most hopeful. It is a blessing in dn-guise." A Beautiful Sight. A Detroit philosopher says that absolute confidence and trust between man and wife Is the most beautiful thin j In the world to observe, and then he goes on to state that the most perfect Illustration of It can be had by watching the expression on the feces of a man and bis better half when she arrives at fhe depot from her summer trip purposely one day earlier than she telegraphed she would arrive, -and finds him there watching.to see If she utuic ia. Child Sent by Post. A novel parcel for delivery by express post was recently handed in at a Birmingham postoffice. A wofkingman, who had been out of town with his 3-year-old child, arrived at Birmingham in time to reach his place of business, but not In sufficient time to take his child home. He therefore walked into the nearest postoffice and tendered the youngster as an express parcel. The authorities, under the rule regulating the delivery of live animals, accepted the child and delivered it at a charge of nlnepence. St. James' Gazette. - r* WILL GOLD-MKMySKS In 8 to 12 boors. 25G. ft BOX at Druggists or THE COLD-BREAKER CO., AIKEN, - - SOUTH CAROLINA. G?i?udRaesfrom$2 totSO. Re-LMf^H^ wharf, 70 cts, iff. Knives, Rtrori, Seiner, Tents, Sporting Goods of til kinds. ?Wh Send 3c stands tor 75 ?*ee Cttalogoe and fRs? tew 25 per cent 450 W. Main St. ALEX.L SEMPLE& CO. itiuniit, IT. W It Looks "Queer.* Smith Do you know that our Got rnment encourages counterfeiting? Jones Why, of course not. tVhat do you mean? Smith Well, nnyway, It employs a lot of Congressman to pass bad bills. nPIUM,MORPHINE,WHISKEY,CO11 ca n*. Tobacco mui Son*- HaMc. ^0 permanmur curru uj ui>n TREATMENT. My book, contalnl p full Infnr mation. mailed fm?. DR. J. HOFFMAN. Roam 4 laabella Ballilnc, C'hicaso, III. STlosEPirslM regulator THK BEST ON THE SIAKKKT. All DraKtriste and Merchant*. Mnfd by L. QERhtLE & CO- Cbat'.anooc*. Trim. (WIVM i Greet lUaedj Dtunrered. fetid for a FREE fcv B R ^ )arkM??; leiltM*** turUee>f. Voetaaric. I! V W DR.1. l'KKKEV, Clilcago, Ilia. 8 N. U. yo.~fi?~97l DlTfUTC Inrentora'Onidefrt*. EDGAR TAfK rRICIIIWicO. I'atent Solicitors J4J B'way.N. Y. HERE Want to learn all about a Horse? H imperfections and so guard against fram when same is possible? Tell the age by parts of the animal? How to shoe a H valuable information can be obtained TBATEO HORSE BOOK, which we w only 25 Cents in Stnmps. Book Publisl 134 Leonard Street, _ ,/ K ~ i ' *:' : . Kr' * -Tc :-**??<?* V - ' . / \-'%' . * / / '}, . V.W' % ... 1 *' ' s "Sfe ^K SAW MILLS. If you need a saw mill, any size. wrfta me before buying elsewhere. I bare the most complete line of mills of any dealer or manufacturer in the SoatlL P.riRN Mil I Willi III I kkVI Tory highest grade Stones, at unusualIt low price3, WOOD-WORKING MACHINERY, Planers, Moulders, Edger<, Bo-Saws, Band Saws, Laths, eta EN6INES AND BOILERS, I ' Tnlbott and LIddell. Engleberg Bice Huller, la atoolr, fotek delivery, low prlcea. V. C. BADHAM. No. 1326 Main St., Columbia, S. C. Make | Home Attractive! The mellow tone of a good Piano or Organ* ^ will refresh and rest the ptrents, amuse the* children and keep them at home. Do yoa* want one? I am prepared to supply you withthe most desirable Piano or Organ the market affords. Dont Bar you can't afford ituntil you know my liberal terms and low prices. Only a postal card is necessary to ask me for catalogue, terms and prices. Address M. A. Malone, f COLUMBIA, - SOUTH CAROLINA.' | CONVERSE COMMERCIAL SCHOOL, '* SfJS fcpartanburg. f. C. HARLESTON COMMERCIAL SCHOOL, ^KgC; Charleston, 8, C. //}vh ' The largest, bo.?t equipped and most up-to- ' .-j-jf! date BUSINESS COLLECE intheSttta, '* More nositions open to our graduate* than wn can fill. Write at once for catalogue. \ 5 .-'Ms! B. \V. GET8IXGEB, Business Manager, 1 . Spartanburg, - -- -- -- b. C, "Rust," I the dread of the cotton grower > - | can be prevented. Trials aft . ! Experiment Stations and the 'M experience of leading growers ;.V h "-4/ prove positively^that Kainit is the only remedy. , We will be glad to send, free of charge, interesting and useful pamphlets which treet of the matter ia detail. k CXRMAN KALI WORKS. WXa?a?St..BfFY?fc. ALABAMA TO THE FRONT. Anatoton, Ala., wrttem Have been OJing Vr. ML * A.?im moss Liver JUxl*c!n? la my family Ml 'y&mM yearn'It hae cored me difference tattle streac* of it, and "Zcnin^'4 and t . '. ^^belngmtil Dc rfrg the neritK^o tv rcg-nency the M? tal bUX irnd physical condition of the mother inevitably determine the important Ljcclticfl and essential qualities of her offspring. It sho ia physically wen-dereloped and healthy,pregnancy will bring no bnrdem or oailcring; chllcDiXlQ will M ilw MM comparatively painless and heroispriDg Inherit robust health and a happy disposition. Lat there ore very few women who are sot sick and diseased is soma way, and who suffer from various sympathetic disturbances daring pregnancy. The moralSf sickness, nausea and vomiting and other dlstnrbancea can be luypnal by DWt * ,a, Dr. Simmooi gqnaw Tine WiM, uhlcb settles the stoipaeb sad gives tons to tb? v system. The bowels should lb regulator) frith Pr. ML A. Sinuao live.- agrftol . & ' i ~ Jenifer, Alt., writes: ' For Indigestion and BlUoesaess bate used S?HM Clark in Change of Life than tfae doctors haddon^info^r^?Mb_. *< rlor to"Blaci Draught^ or'tsUiatBtnUmr* > ? yj Melar.chdyT"* _ . _ ' -;fj Where there exists ncrvoas dl^b??a V; of the sexual organs, thereto frequently great pain felt during menstruation. w? riaa irritation and a so-called 4,kritable OT y- k sensitive uterus, giving rise to inac??? ncrvousand hystmcal symptoma Tbej?a fcrcr is agitated about trilies and WOTTwm hv i h? fp+r that rverrthins Will 80 WTOOg. The condition Is a serious o no as ft may eoa in persistent hypochondria, followed 07 to* ^Onici relief may be obtained by etimolat:n tho dijjestire organs wttbl>r. H.A. Simmons IaVer Medicine, tod Dr. MS" moss Squaw Vine Wine will regulate tn? menstrual function by tooipg aP tho USSOW of tbe uterus. ' a * TE'UE. Bice's Goose Grease Lininsat Is lways sold under a guarantee to cure all aches and pains, rheumatism. neuralgia, sprains, bruises and burns. It UaJso warranted to core colds, croup, coughs and 1a urippa quicker than any known remedy. No cur* no pay. Sold by all druggists and general stores. Made only by <>U03K GREASE L1MMF.NT co.. ukeknsroro, N. c. Augusta. Co. Actual bu?ine??. No text boukv S.'icr. time. Clioap board- 3?dJ (or ciu.'oraa' IT IS! [ow to pick oat a good one? Know d? Detect disease and effect a cure the teeth? What to call the different orae properly? All this and other by reading our 100-PAGE HLLUSill forward, postpaid, on receipt of Ting House, ? 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