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DARLINGTON HERALD.
YOL. IV.
DARLINGTON, S. C., FRIDAY, AUGUST 17, 1894.
NO. 37,
LIFE IS NOT LONQ.
Dear heart, life is not long:
Bay thou thy word and sing thy sweetest
song I
Ere the dim night shall close,
D4nk thou the light and pluck the love
liest rose;
And dream not of the sorrow and the
wrong;
Dear heart, life is not long!
Dear heart, life is not long;
And thick the thorns where all the roses
throng!
Sre the rose-day be past,
Be thou a garden where shall bloom the
last;
Pray thou thy prayer, still sing thy sweet
est song—
Dear heart. Ufa
THe' Coqspliac;.
In his office at New Scotland Yard
sat Inspector Murphy, chief of the
“specials” told off to keep f watch
over the anarchists. He was en
grossed in the perusal of a large offi
cial-looking document, when he was
interrupted by the entrance of two of
his principal subordinates, Detective-
Sergeants Mulligan and Magee. They
. hud come to inquire if he had any
orders to give them before they left
the “Yard” for the night.
“Ah, boys,” said the inspector,
looking up, “I was just going to send
for you.”
“More work, sir ? ” said Mulligan.
“Aye, and hot work, too,” an
swered the inspector, with a signifi
cant shake of his head. “I have
just received word from the French
police that Lucien Miasme, Louis
Hocho and Jean Lerat, who disap
peared from Paris some weeks ago,
are reported to bo in London.”
“Miasme, Roche and Lerat,” re
peated Mulligan, thoughtfully.
“They are the fellows who were tried
for that Notre Dame affair, aren't
they ? ”
“Yes, and who should have been
hanged for it,” replied the inspector.
“I was in Paris at the time, and at
tended the trial. There was no doubt
but they were guilty—they them
selves hardly denied it—but the case
was mismanaged, and the jury was
scared for their own skins, and the
end of it was that three most villain
ous murderers were let loose on
society again.”
“It was a big business, that Notre
Dame explosion,” said Magee.
“Faith big enough for anything.
The church was full of people—
women and children chiefly—and
scores of them were killed or injured.
One family—the Comte de la Targe
and his wife and two daughters—who
were sitting just where the bomb ex
ploded, were simply wiped out. I
believe, at this moment, the only
representative of the de la Targe
family existing is the son, who at the
time of the outrage, and now, too,
for all I know, was serving with his
regiment in Siam.”
“If that son ever meets Miasme,
Roche and Lerat there’ll be trouble
I expect,” was Mulligan’s com
ment.
“Yes, it was reported In the French
papers that when he heard of the
result of the trial he swore he would
have the blood of his mother's mur
derers yet. I dare say, however, he
soon cooled down. At any rate, he
has made no move, and that's.seven
months ago. fiut to business. The
French police tell me that Miasme,
Roche and Lerat are said to be here
for the purpose of committing out
rages in revenge for our surrendering
that ruffian Marquis. They say, too,
that they are well supplied with
money, though where it comes from
is a mystery. If that’s the case,
the sooner we get on the track the
better.”
The inspector paused for a mo
ment, and searched among the papers
on his desk. Then he handed to the
detectives several photographs.
‘-‘These,” he said, "are portraits
of the three ruffians taken when
they were in prison in Paris. Look
at them well, and see that you don't
forget the rascals’ faces.”
The two detectives examined the
photographs closely. An anxious and
prolonged consultation followed.
When it was ended midnight was far
past.
The two detectives left the “Yard”
and turned down the dark and silent
Embankment. The difficulties and
responsibility of the task that night
committed to them lay heavy on
their minds. Neither of the men
spoke as they walked slowly along,
lost in anxious thought.
Suddenly Mulligan stopped and
caught Magee tightly by the arm. At
the same instant there was a brilliant
flash of reddish light about two hun
dred yards in front of them. The
next second a tremendous report al
most deafened them.
For a moment the two detectives
were too dumbfounded to think or
act. Mulligan, however,quickly pull
ed himself together.
“The anarchists, by heaven 1” he
cried. “Come, Tom, we may catch
the scoundrels yet.” Without an
instant’s' hesitation the two men
rushed off at breakneck speed along
the Embankment toward the spot
where the explosion had taken place.
As they neared it tbey slackened
their pace and kept a sharp lookout
so that nothing might escape them
in the darkness. A second later they
observed a dark mass lying huddled
up on the pavemeht. They ap
proached the object warily. It was
the body of a man. A moment’s ex
amination showed them that he had
been killed by the explosion. His
right arm was blown simply to frag
ments and his right side was a bleed
ing mass of flesh and bones and
clothes. He was quite dead.
Detective-Sergeant Mulligan struck
a light and examined the dead man's
face.
“The chief hero of the Notre Dame
explosion has exploded himself; the
Lord be praised I”
Subsequent investigation confirmed
the detective's theory. They left no
doubt that the man killed that night
was the redoubtable anarchist, Louis
Roche, and that he had perished by
the premature explosion of the bomb
he was carrying while on his way to
commit some diabolical outrage.
What the oucrago intended was and
how he became possessed of the bomb
—which, from the fragments discov
ered about the scene of the explosion
experts pronounced to be of excellent
,workmanship—were not known for
rn.lffi- its • AOme tlipe.. ^t-lensrth,. however, an-
Atianta Constitution, other communication was received
from the French police, which
threw light on both these points and
on many others besides.
From the communication it ap
peared that among anarchists in Paris
it was said that the outrage intended
was nothing less than the blowing'up
of the houses of parliament, or, at
any rate, of the Clock Tower. The
bomb had been prepared by a person
passing among the anarchists under
the name—assumed, no doubt—of La
Revanche. This person was reported
to be a man of some wealth, and at
the same time a skilled chemist, and
he was devoting both his talent and
his money to the cause of anarchism.
He appeared to be known personally
to few of the brethren—indeed, for
purposes of safety, he mixed little
with them, living in rooms in the
West End of London, where he pre
pared his bombs, and meeting pro
fessed anarchists only from time to
time in order to plan outrages and
provide them with the means of carry
ing them out. Miasme, Lerat and
the late Roche were his especial in-
-timates and his chosen instruments
for effecting his malignant purposes
—in fact, he had created some jeal
ousy in anarchist circles by refusing
to place confidence in any others than
those.
The communication concluded by
stating that the misadventure by
which Louis Roche had lost his life
had not in the slightest degree dis
couraged La Revanche and his as
sociates, and that another attempt at
outrage might be expected at any
moment According to the rumors
circulating among the militant an
archists in Paris this would probably
take the form of an explosion at
Woolwich arsenal, or at some of the
government dockyards.
On receiving this communication
Inspector Murphy had another con-
sultatioh with his subordinates.
“This,” said Magee, when the in
spector had stated the effect of the
French police’s communication,
"this is a new development in an
archism—the gentleman anarchist.”
“Yes, and a very awkward one,
too,” replied Mulligan. “We know
nothing about their haunts and their
appearances—but we know nothing
about this La Revanche, except that
he is a gentleman and lives in the
West End, and is probably a French
man. That’s too vague to help us
much. We can’tshadow every French
gentleman living in West London,
and yet while he’s free there will bo
no cessation of outrages. It's true
he is said now to employ only Miasme
and Lerat, but even if wo catch them
he will soon get other desperadoes to
take their places. He carries the
sinews of war, and as long as he has
money and a bomb manufactory wo
shall have plenty of outrages.”
"That’s quite true,” said Inspector
Murphy. "The pressing question
then is % how can we trap La Re
vanche? 1 ’
“I was thinking,” said Mulligan,
“that when we’re fortunate enough
to trace Miasme aud Lerat, we should
not arrest then—only shadow them.
La Revanche must meet them some
time or other, and when he does wo
could shadow him until we discover
where his bomb factory is, then we
might catch the lot.”
"A sensible plan,” answered the
inspector. “But, no doubt, Miasme
and Lerat meet others than La Re
vanche. How could you tell which
was which 1”
“Well, probably, they don’t meet
many gentlemen—French or other
wise,” argued Mulligan,'“so we should
shadow all the well-dressed people
they speak to or have dealings with.
At any rate, that seems to me the
only chance of catching La Re
vanche.”
The inspector lay back in his chair
and reflected. While he was doing
so, a messenger entered the room and
handed him a telegram. He tore the
envelope and glanced at the mes
sage. Then he whistled.
“ByJovel” he exclaimed; “they
are going it. Just listen !”
Portsmouth, 11; 20 p. m. Explo
sion In harbor. No injury to person
or property. No trace of perpetrator
of outrage. Send officer to investi
gate.
“What do you thihk of that?”
“Looks like another bungle,” said
Mulligan, quietly.
“Faith it does,” answered the in
spector, “but it may put us on the
track of the rascals. Mulligan, start
you by the first train and make
searching inquiries.”
Mulligan did start by the first train
and did make searching inquiries.
These inquiries resulted in a pretty
certain opinion that, as he said when
the telegram was received, there had
been another bungle. He discovered
that at Southsea a foreigner on the
night of the explosion had hired a
small rowing boat and that that boat
had not been returned. He discov
ered further that fragments of a row
ing boat similar to the one hired had
been picked up outside Portsmouth
harbor. On showing to the owner of
the missing boat the photographs of
Miasme and Lerat, that person, after
some hesitation, Identified Miasme as
the foreigner who hired ths boat.
From these facts Mulligan drew the
conclusion that Miasme had made an
attempt to blow up the dockyard or
the shipping in Portsmouth harbor,
and had perished by the premature
explosion of the bomb. And this
conclusion was shortly afterwards
confirmed by advices from the French
police. These were to the effect that
among Paris anarchists it was stated
that the dockyard was the object of
attack, and that since thesattempt
was mode Miasme had been missing.
It was added that much dissatisfac
tion existed regarding La Revanche
and his skill as a bomb maker, but
. that, as he alone among London an
archists possessed funds^e' still con
trived, in snite of‘his miceeSsive fail
ures, to maintain his position.
“And long may he,” was Inspector
Murphy’s comment on reading this
communication. “He’s doing more
to suppress both anarchism and the
anarchists than all the police in Eu
rope put together. The best thing
that could happen would be for him
to go on blowing up his friends until
they were all in fragments, and then
for him to blow up himself.”
Inspector Murphy had not very
long to wait. Some three weeks after
this conversation he received word of
an attempted outrage at Hampton
Court. The inhabitants of the palace
were awakened about midnight by a
tremendous explosion. The guard
turned out, and, after considerable
trouble, discovered thh dead body of
a man in the gardens. Evidently he,
like Roche and Miasme. had been
“exploded” himself, »s Inspector
Murphy called it, when attempting
to blow up Hampton Court. On the
inspector examining the dead man,
he had no difficulty in identifying
him ns the third of that terrible trio
of desperadoes—Lerat. Every one
of them had perished by the same
means as they had used to murder
the innocent congregation of Notre
Dame.
The detectives were still engaged
in investigating the circumstances
connected with this explosion when
Inspector Murphy received a myster
ious note. It ran as follows:
All is discovered. Let La Revanche
take care. He thinks he has escaped,
having fled from London. But the
arms of the brotherhood stretch far.
Tell him—your agent-provocateur—
that he is now in as great danger as
he was in Belgrave road. The aveng
ers o’ blood are after him. He shall
perish.—
Signed, Anarchist.
“Hullo,” cried Inspector Murphy,
when he had read his note; “the
third failure has been too much for
them, aud La Revanche is now to be
blown up himself. More power to
their elbow, I say.”
“Belgrave road,” said Mulligan;
“that’s where he hung out, appar
ently. Surely with such a straight
tip as that wc should be fools if we
failed to lay hands on him.”
“He has left it though,” said In
spector Murphy. “I don’t know
whether WB shouldn’t let him and
his friends settle matters between
them. It’s another case of trahison I
—tru-hisonl 1- -a-hi-sonl f 1”
But the inspector was only joking,
and half an hour later he and Mulli
gan were in Belgrave road searching
for the lodgings of the missing M. La
Revanche. They soon discovered
them, .too, though the name he had
passed under with his landlady was
not La Revanche, but Montagnard.
The lady gave a very particular de
scription of him, and stated that the
cab which took him away and his
luggage and what he had left behind
demonstrated his identity with La
Revanche, It consisted of several
uncharged bombs, a large bottle of
sulphuric acid, and the materials
for compounding an explosive powder
of great strength. Evidently he had
left in a hurry.
To Mulligan was delegated the duty
of tracing the missing man. The
task was no easy one, and for more
than a month his reports wore not
altogether satisfactory. He had
traced La Revanche to Paris, but
there for a long time he completely
)ost sight of him.
One morning, just after Inspector
Murphy had reached his office at the
“Yard,” the door opened and in
walkod Detective Sergeant Mulligan.
Though entirely unexpected, he was
received by his inspector without the
slightest indication of surprise.
"Well, what’s up now?” Murphy
asked in his quietest manner.
“Oh. I’ve finished the job. sir,”
replied Mulligan.
"Found La Revanche?" asked Mur-
phy.
Mulligan nodded his head.
“Had him arrested ?” asked Mur-
phy.
Mulligan shook his head.
“Failed to establish his identity?”
asked Murphy, in a tone of disap
pointment.
“No, I had some trouble over
that,” replied Mulligan; “but in the
end he admitted it himself.”
“Admitted it himself 1” cried the
inspector. “And why did the French
government refuse to arrest him?”
“Because he’s the young Comte de
la Targe whose father, mother and
two sisters were murdered by Roche
<& Co. at the Notre Dame explosion.
The inspector looked steadily at
his subordinate for a moment; then
he whistled to relieve his feelings.
“What are they going to do with
him?” he then asked.
"Decorate him and send him back
to his regiment in Siam,” was the
answer.—[London Truth.
“I saw a very curious thing to
day.”
“What waj it?”
“A woman driving a nail with a
hammer instead of with the back of
her best hair brush.”
THE JOKER’S BUDGET.
JESTS AND YARNS BY FUNNY
MEN OF THE PRESS.
CompensationFI»or*d--A Wife's
Bright ldea--A Sghipethetio Strike
--TheParlor Military--Eta., Eta.
COMPKNBJLTIOX.
Of dog days I do nit complain,
The.heat I do not nijnd;
1 do not utter w<
And am to all
I try to be
My temper
And, oh, I ch
* They’re, f#
1 profane,
gned.
yi
at and gay,
0*i x
i the way
tihe Foie I
—[Judge.
floored;
‘•Yes,” said the young man, “ I
believe the people are right when
they say this summer has been the
hottest ever known.”
“Sho!” exclaimed the oldest in
habitant.
“ Well, It’s mighty hot, anyway,”
pursued the youth. “My collar
wilted yesterday two minutes after I
put it on.”
“Sho!” saidthe^pldest inhabitant.
“ I’ve seen it so hot that the collar
willed before you put it on at all.”—
[New York Press.
a wife’s bright idea.
“John,” said the wife to the hus
band, who was struggling,with busi
ness difficulties, “ I think you would
get along better if you could make
people think you are doing well.”
“ Ah,” exclaimed the husband,
“but how can I make them think
that?”
“Just you rig me out in fine
clothes and everybody will think you
are making a fortune.”—[New York
Press.
A SYMPATHETIC STRIKE.
“Children,” said Mr. Chugwater,
emphatically, “close that piano 1”
“ What’s the matter, father?” in
quired one of thei two little girls in
blue.
“The matter,” he answered, lock
ing the instrument and putting the
key in his pocket, “is that the musi
cians of the city have been called
out, and you’re going to join that
strike out of sympathy for the
neighbors.”—[Chicago Tribune.
THE PARLOR MILITARY.
She (petulantly)—I don’t care if
you are captain, you needn’t devote
all your time to drilling your com
pany.
He—But, my dear, a captain is
known by the company he keeps.—
[Detroit Free Press.
A COMPLIMEHT.
Jack—I am coming to the conclu
sion that I must be something of au
idiot.
May—Dear me. Why?
Jack—I have noticed that the most
idiotic fellows woo and win th& love
liest girls, and here I am, after win
ning the loveliest girl in the world.
May—Oh, Jackl (Ecstatic silence.)
—[Truth.
INFALLIBLE EVIDENCE.
“I am told,” said the caller, “that
your husband is engaged in a work
of profane history.”
"Y'es,” replied the author’s wife,
“it certainly p mnded that way when
I heard him co’rectlng the proofs.”
—[Washington is‘.ar.
WHY HE DIDN’T WANT IT.
Jones—I say, old man, have you a
dollar you don’t want?
Smith—Y'es, here It is. Take it.
Jones—Awfully good of yo” old
man. You are sure you don’t 'nt
it?
Smith—Yes, absolutely sure. It’s
a counterfeit.—[Truth.
SOMETIMES AN ADVANTAGE.
“Isn’t it a nuisance to have
treacherous memory?”
“Not always. Some days ago my
wife told me not to forget to call a
veterinary physician for her poodle
or it would die. I forgot.”—[Chica
go Record.
A WEE CONNOISSEUR.
Aunty (finishing story)—And so
Prince Goody-good married her and
they lived happily AVer afterwards.
Helen (thoughtfully)—Now tell us
a true story, aunty?—[Judge.
UNACCOMMODATING.
Tramp—Will you give me a few
cents?
Gent—I never give anything to
beggars.
Tramp—You never give anything
to beggars I Do you think I’m go
ing to become a bloated bondholder
just to accommodate you? If you do
you are fooling yourself badly.—[Tex
as Siftings.
RAPIDITY.
“Are these colors fast?” she asked
of the new clerk.
“Yes, indeed. You ought to see
them when they once start to run.—
[Washington Star.
RESULT OF THE FAMINE.
First Tramp—What’s the matter
with sleeping in the coal-yafd to
night?
Second Tramp—You’se a fine one
ter toiler. They ain’t bin no soft coal
dere fer a week.—[Judge.
HE OVERDID IT-
The Man with the Big Valise.—
How far is it to the Northwestern
Railway Station? •
The Cabman (with an eye to a
profitable fare)—About two miles.
The Man with the Big Valise (con'
suiting watch)—Pshaw! Then I won’t
be able to catch that train anyway.
Guess I’ll ride over in a street car
and catoh the next train after—[Chi
cago Record.
FOR HARMONIOUS EFFECTS.
“Mamma is thinking of buying a
dog."
“Really 1 What kind?”
“Oh, she’s not particular as long
as It patches the carpets.”—[Boston
Budget.
a Lira* twitter.
"I am all at sea over thU thing,”
ho exclaimed, throwing i»'- 8 w° r *
aside, “and am thoroughly Slo-T °*
it.”
“Seasick?” she twittered softly,
and It gave him courage to try
again.—[Detroit Free Press.
..FORCE OF HABIT.
. .First Reporter—The city artSYOr
doesn’t seem to be able to get away
from the Habits ho acquired while itf'
the patent medicine business.
Second Reporter—No?
First Reporter—Nop; he’s head
ed up my description of the new
penitentiary “A Cure for Felons.”—
(Buffalo Courier.
“it’s an ill wind.”
The summer sun is firing
The woods and all the streams.
The pine tree is perspiring
And hot the hill-top gleams.
But the weather hath its pleasures
In the North and in the South;
For the hot sun strikes the melon
And it’s molting in the mouth!
—[Atlanta Constitution.
THE WRONG DESTINATION.
VCould this little poem got in to
morrow?”
“Don’t know; waste-basket pretty
full, but we’ll try to make room for
you 1”—[Atlanta Constitution.
A MISLEADING SIGN.
The sign in this city said simply:
“Umbrellas Recovered.”
Old Wayback, when he was “seein’
the sights,” discovered that sign.
He hesitated a moment and then
went in. -Said lie:
“Say, I want yew to rccuver my
umbrella.”
“All right,” replied the workman,
“where is it?”
Old Wayback looked at him in as
tonishment and drawled out:
Ef I knew that I’d rRsuverher my
self.”—[Printer’s Ink.
MODEST.
Wool—There is one thing I like
about a dog. ’’
Van Pelt—What?
Wool—He may have a good pedi
gree, but he isn’t forever talking
about it.
0
OF NO EARTHLY INTEREST.
Professor—You do not appear to be
much interested In the study of pre
historic man.
Miss Youngthing—Mercy, nol
He’s dead.
AN AGGRAVATED INSULT.
Young Wife (at telephone)—Is
that the office of the telephone com
pany? I want to talk with Cyrus
Winterbottom. I’m his wife, and—
Telephone Girl—Number?
Young Wife—Number? I’m his
first and only, you insulting crea
ture 1—[Chicago Tribune.
PACIFYING HIM.
"It is strange,” exclaimed the ir
ritable man, “that I can’t got what
I order to oat.”
“What’s the matter?” asked his
wife.
“I ordered bluefish and the waiter
brought mo black bass.”
"Oh, well, I wouldn’t get angrjf
Perhaps the poor fellow is color
blind.’’—[Washington Star.
MIGHT CONSIDER IT.
Visitor—Well, Tommy, do you
think you over will bo President of
the United States?
Tommy—Oh, I dunno. Mcbbe I’ll
try for it after I git too old to be a
pitcher.—[Indianapolis Journal.
NO HARM DONE.
Fond Mother—Why, Jane, you let
the baby swallow that pin.
Jane—Y'is, mum, but it was a
safety pin.—[Truth.
SERVICEABLE.
“Don’t you think this spring
chicken is excellent?”
Boarder—Yes; I should think it
wouklputwear even Russia leather.—
[Cnicago Inter Ocean.
Medicine tor Horses.
Few people understand how to ad
minister medicine properly to a
horse. Even when well the animal
wiH instantly reject any food of on
unpleasant taste, and when sick, and
consequently irritable, the difficulty
leed Drinks and the Teeth.
is greatly iWeased. The medicine
must be given quietly and skilfully,
or the thrashing about of the animal
in its efforts at resistance will do more
harm than the good effected by the
drug.
If the medicine is in a liquid form
it may be administered by tying up
the head of the horse as high as pos
sible, putting np boards to prevent
being struck by tbe fore feet, pouring
the mixture from a bottle, and bold
ing tbe' head -high until the horse is
obliged to swallow.
Tbe easiest method when the medi
cine is to be given as a paste, which
is oftentimes necessitated from the
decided distaste which the horse has
for the drag, refusing to cat it with
the food—is to mix the medicine with
bran, making a sticky mass that can
be rolled into a ball. This may be
wrapped in a small piece of tissue
paper, so as to keep it from the ani
mal’s tongue.
The person administering should
bare the right arm and stand in front
of the horse, a little to the right, and
with the loft hand take hold of the
horse’s tongue, draw it gently from
the mouth, placing it on that part of
the lower jaw that is bare of teeth.
It is a good precaution to place the
tongue between the molar teeth to
prevent the horse closing his mouth
and biting the arm. The right hand
holding the ball is now inserted in
tbe horse’s mouth as shown in the
accompanying cut, and the ball de
posited at the root of the tongue.
The right hand is then withdrawn,
the tongue released, and a small hand
ful of hay offered to the horse at
once, the head being still held up.
In the movement made to eat the hay
he swallows the ball, and its course
down the gullet may be seen by watch
ing the side of the neck.—New York
World.
CHILDREN’S COLUMN.
TEX BUEBLE-BXS.
A bumble-bee, while buzzing round
One pleasant summer's day.
Game flitting o’er onr garden ground
Where golden blossoms lay {
With dainty tongue and busy wing
From flower to flower went wandering.
With drowsy hum in flower's bell,
He sought his forage fair,
He dived into its honey cell
And rolled in sweetness then.
A dewdrop served of drink instead,
And there he dined on honey bread.
—Youth’s Banner.
THE STORY OF A OOIK.
’ • Tt is •«t<mibhing how many people
believe the old story that Napoleon
Bonaparte put a check for $20,000 in
a silver five-franc piece, and that the
coin is yet in circulation in France.
They say that the people did not
want the five-franc piece, and that in
order to create a demand for silver
money of that denomination, the em
peror resorted to the device men
tioned. The check,or treasury order,
was written on asbestos paper aud
made in the coin.
It would bo interesting to know, if
this story be true, how many fivo-
franc pieces have been broken open
since the story of the check was first
circulated.—Atlanta Constitution. .
AN OBANG-OUTANO S NESJ
Tho nest of an orang-outang has
been placed in tho natural history
museum at Berlin, by Professor E.
Salenka, and Professor Mobius lias
discussed it in tho Berlin academy.
Professor Salenka removed the nest
himself from a tree in Borneo. Tho
nest, which was situated about
thirty feet from tho ground, in tho
crotch of a tree forty-fivo feet high
and about ono foot in diameter .ncas-
nres four and one-half feet long, and
ono to two and ono-half feet wide, by
about seven inches high. It is made
of twenty to twenty-five branches
locked and twined together, and is
largo enough for a fully grown orang
to lie in it at full length, though this
monkey probably always sleeps as it
does in captivity, with legs drawn np^
land arms crossed over its body. The
so-called nests of oraugs nro not skil
lfully built huts or closed shelters for
mew-born young, but simply sleeping-
|)laces, as many careful observers of
itheso monkeys in Borneo have estab
lished.—New York Times.
While that awful drill went
whiz-z-z, aud the boss of the situa
tion sardonically looked down, the
speechless patient with the rubber
dam under his teeth listened, between
jumps, to tho philosophical rumb
lings of tho ivory carver, and along
about midnight recalled this
much:
“Do you know that filings come
out, neuralgia is developed and teeth
generally are badly injured by the
use of iced water, iced tea and iced
beverages of any kind?”
Of course, the, man in the chair
cheerfully grunted put as intelli
gently as the other side to a dentist’s
argument always does, and the tooth
carpenter went on:
“People will eat hot dishes and
wash them down with iced drinks,
and then wonder why their teeth
can’t stand such a terrific and sud
den change of temperature. It’s a
marvel that the teeth do not crack
completely with the alternate roast-
in and freezing. Filled teeth are ex
tremely sensitive to such action, and
neuralgia frequently results. But
until doomsday the unhealthful ice
mixing will keep up.”—[Philadelphia
Call.
Tho number of possible voters In
1890 was 27.05 per cent, of tho popu
lation.
When the “Kid” Turned.
Tho Dog—“I’ll frighten the life out
of that kid. ”
“Good gracious I’’
‘WWer matter, doggy?"—tale.
I TIIIS MOTHER CAN JUMP.
This mother is as fond of jumping
s ns the grasshopper is, and nature has
■ given her tho power to take long
lleai >s and to got over tho ground fas-t-
Si‘r that way than most animals do in
■rmiuiug. Sho takes sometimes thirty
■cot at a jump, which is pretty rapid
■locomotion, you see.
j The kangaroo, for I sup, >se you
| know what animal is referred to, can
i walk, but it is an awkward walk at
| best. Apparently it would be better to
hop when hopping is so much easier,
and no doubt the kangaroo thinks so.
The tail of tho kangaroo is almost as
good ns a fifth leg to her. Sho rests
( upon it in walking or jumping and
uses it ns a weapon to strike animals
■Jthat attack her.
The kangaroo is said to be ft sociable
Inuimnl. It lives in the woods, in
lords. But tho strangest thing about
tho mother kangaroo is tho way she
’arranges her nursery. She does not
construct a house in a cave or a hol
low treo or in tho ground. Nature
ihas provided her with a soft, furry
bag on the under side of her body.
So she carries her babies around with
Uer everywhere sho goes. In this bag
the babies stay until, at eight or nine
mouths old, they havo grown strong
enough to hop out a little and eat
some nice, fresh grass while the
mother is getting her own dinner.
But even when it gets to bo a pretty
big child tho baby kangaroo likes to
creep back again sometimes to its cozy,
warm nursery and take a nap. Aud
while the babies are hopping about tho
mother is very watchfijj. At tho slight
est suspicion of danger she picks up
her children, pops them into tho bag,
aud off sho hops with them to a safer
place.
In Australia the giant kangaroos are
hunted for food. They are very good
to eat, and they often have occasion to
hop as fust as they can to get out of
tho way of hunters who are determined
to have a good dinner of kangaroo
meat. Sometimes they are caught in
nets. Indeed, they are all sorts of
ways of catching them.—Detroit Frec-
Press.
His Apprehension.
First boy—You’re ’fraid to fierht.
that’s what.
Second boy—No I ain’t; bu
fight you, my mother’ll lick mi
"How will she find it out, oh
“She’ll see the doctor goiu’ 1
Vo use.”—Good News.
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