The Darlington news. (Darlington, S.C.) 1875-1909, January 21, 1886, Image 1

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THE DARLINGTON NEWS, PUBLISHED SVEEYTHURSDAY MORNINQ T>. ID, EV-A.3STS, PROPRIETOR. FERHS—$2 Por \iiiium in Advance. One Square, first Insertion...... $1.60 One Square, second insertion 1.00 gubseqent insertion..60 Contract advertkements inserted upon tb* most reasonab'e terms. Marriage Notices and Obituaries, not exceeding si* lines, inserted free. '-LL.LULa. 1 rr-ri •FOR, US PRINCIPLE 16 PRIMUM'LP.—ftlGHT fe’RIGUT—YESTEKU.V.Y, TO-tflY. TO. MORROW, KOHEVEli.” VOL. XII. NO 3. DARLINSTON, S. 0... THURSDAY; JANUARY 21, 1886. WHOLE NO 676. JOB DEPARTMENT. Onrjob department iesupplied with every facility necessary to enable ns to compete both astoprice anti quality of work, wiik mia those of the cities, and we guarantee *»u«> faction in every particularor charge nethleg for our work. We are always prepared te fill orders at short notice for llkuke. Bill Heads, Letter Heeds. Cards, Hand htlle Posters. Circulars, Pamphlets, &«, All job work must be paid for clcfteli ^tur»). In a Stage Coach/ it was midsummer in the mouu- taiua ami Lilian Ferguson bad nev ef se«H a fairer scene than the bit- lows of blue fills that lay stretch ed out before her, with here add there the flash of a halt hidden lake, or the ribbon like glitter of a tiuy river. She stood leaningagaiustthe rus tic cedar post that formed the sup port of the hotel piaeza, while her modest little trunk and traveling- bags were piled up at the rear. “Don’t fret, miss.” said the laud- lady, who was bustling in and out, “The stage will be along soon.” ‘ Oh, 1 am in no hbrry for the stage,” said Lilian pleasantly. “I could stand and look at this beau tiful landscape all iUy.” • “Ain’t that strange, now!” re flectively uttered Mrs. Peck, the landlady. “Me and Peck, we nev er think about it all.” “is the state often as late as thin f” said Lilian, glancing at her neat little silver watch. “Not generally,” add Mrs. Peck, “But today they’re waiting, at Wells Station, for the deaf arid- dumb gentleman.” “For whom f” said Lilian, in amazement. “For the deaf-and-dumb gentle man, miss,” explained Mrs. Peck. “A cousin erf our minister’s, up at Crest liili. He’s been down to New York for treat meul.;_.but deary me, there ain’t no Ueatment can ever do hid) any good. As dost as a stone miss, and never spoke.au intellL gent word since he was born. But they dd say he’s a very learned man, in spue of all bis drawbacks.” •‘I’m afraid he won’t be a very lively traveling companion,” said Lilian, smiling. “No, I calculate not,” said Mrs. Peck, In a matter-of-fact sort of way. Just at that moment a box wag on drove up; tire chariotteer hand ed out a valise, and assisted a young lady to alight. “Has the stage gone)” she cried, flinging aside her veil, and levell ing a very pretty brunette face sha ded by jetty fringes of Lair and flushed with exciten eut. “You’re just in time, miss,” said Mrs. Peck, peering down the wind ing road, which her experienced eye could trace, when no one’s else was of any avail, “it’s a coming now •" " if wtr:? 1 They are nnder the care of an aunt, so Mrs. Grove told me; and there is a handsome widower and inter eating-voting Uacktle^ftt.Ojrea^ng ton Hall.” Lilian colored, notly, “Neither of'whom lever expect to meet,” said she. * ’“It will be your own fafrilfclf)*? don’t,” observed Miss Moitou. “Why, my dear, here is yonr career all chalked out'for you. Sentimeu tal widower, v Ufa lots of money- pretty governess—mutual fascina Umi—growing devotion—finale, a wedding! Hey! presto, your for tune is made!” “Eulalie, how can you talk sot” had come out lo-seceive MW*s Eula lie Morton, who fmd‘driveif over in the Grove Bookery carriage to call, a tall, handsome gentleman enter ed the room, wirh Mrs. Hartleijjb on liis ami. “The deaf aud'duuib gentleman!” Ldiau involuntarily exclaimed. “Poor fellow, so it w !” said Miss Morton, who advanced airily, shak ing out the light t{Mtglti)j t)»y){ceM of her dress. “How lie does liajt^t jis to be-sure!” ’ ' . “Ladies,” said the.de.af au»l-djimb gentleman, ‘iyon uro mistaken. I can hear and speak today, a* well as anybody. I should have spoken to you ft monrtMgfl . in-the ht'age cried Lilian, flushed and indignant, j co-'eh, Tf It had not been for the uu; “1 am not expedition fortunate cirent rata floe of my hav- ; ing just been to the dentist and had my lower jaw broken in the extrac ! tion of a double tooth I perceive that you were mistaking me for my unfortunate friend Mr. Denton, a try tor the widower, I shall! Grove deaf mute, who lives near herej on a husband hunting ; I am simply trying to earn my own living.” “The more goose you, to neglect siich an opportunity as this,” said Eulalie, laughing, “tf you don’t Bookery is only half a mile from Ghessiugton Hall, after all; and a rich husbacd would solve the pro blem of my life at once.” “This is too ridiculous, Eulalie !” said Liliau. “1 could not respect myself it 1 were to plot and plan like this. I know it is unjust; but you have made me dislike Mr. Ghessing’on already.” “The more the better,” said Miss Morton. “There will be all the better chance tor me. They say he is very handsome ; and one could easily send the two children away | to hoarding-school. I can assure I you, I’ll have no old-maid aunts and interesting uncles about the premises.” “Eulalie, let us talk of something else,”said Lilian, resolutely. “Tel me all that has happened to you since graduation day.” Eulalie laughed out a merry, ring- 1 ing Ihugb. “Well, if you must know,” said she,” said she ‘Tve been trying m.\ best to get a nice husband, but-1 without any success.” “Is matrimony, then ibe end and aim of all the world t” said Lilian, with queenly disdain. “As far as 1 am concerned—yes,” acknowledged Miss Morton, with charming fraiikt.ess. But Liliau Ferguson, who had been gazing at the newcomer earn estly, now can e forward with an eager smile and an outstretched baud. “Surely I am not mistaken,” said she, “and this is Eulalia Morton ?” “Liliau Ferguson 1 Oh, you dar ling, l am so glad to see you !’’ cried the stranger. “But where on earth did you come from V’ And thus met the two lovely girls who hail graduated just a year ago from Madame De Tournaire’s fashiouabe boarding school iu New York, am! who had not seen eacli other since. Just at this momeut, however there was no time for explanations. The ponderous stage, relic of a for gotten generation, rolled up, with a creak of leathern curtains, tramp of horse, and a general confusion of arrival, to the broad wooden steps of the hotel. The sun was already down. In the twilight, Eulalie and Lilian could ouly discover that the stage contained but one other occupant, a man, who leaued back iu the tar corner, with the top of his face par tially hidden by alaige, wide-brim med hat: and its lower part wrap ped in the folds of a Persian silk pocket handkerchief. He inclined his head courteously as they entered, ami moved a hand some traveling case which lay on the middle seat, as if to make reom for them. “Is there another passenger f” said Miss Morton, with a little, ner vous start. “It’s only a deaf and-durnb gen tleman,” Liliau explained, her eyes full of soft pity. “The landlady told me about him.” “What a nuisance!” cried Eula lie. “1 bad hoped we should have the stage to ourselves. But now, dear,” as she settled herself iu the most comfortable corner, “tell me what this unexpected encounter means” “It means,? says Lilian, with a shy swil^, “that I am goiug-to be nursery governess at Cbessington Hall, up among the Adiroudacks—- that is, if I give satisfaction. I was engaged by letter from the Educa tional Bureau, a week ago.” “What a singular fcoincidence!” said Misa Morton, shaking her cher ry colored bonnet strings. “And I am going to be companion to old Mrs. Grove, of Grove Bookery, the very next place to Chessiu: ton Hall. How I do envy you, Lilian!” “Envy me Eulalie 1” ‘•Yes. Haven’t jou heard about it?” said the bnineite. “The dies- siugton children, yonr futnre char ges, are motherless, don’t^roa know? “Pardon me, Eul li.*,” ian, “but it seems to me that you have degenerated Irightfully since those dear old days at Madame de Tournaire’s.” Miss Morion yawned. “How tedious all ibis is !” said she. “Miss Ferguson turned U;c turer, eh f How 1 wish that poor fellow in the corner wasn’t deaf ami dumb! I’d Hi t with him, just to aggravate you, Lily.” Liliau made no answer. Site leaned her head out of the stage window, and watched the- purple but he had been detained until the. next day, and with my bandaged jaw, ft was impossible for me to speak and explain matters.” Eulalie Morton’s lace glowed scar let. She literally knew not what to say.. But Lilian Ferguson stood, calm and unmoved. “Then,” she said, smiling, “all our sympathy was thrown away upon yotf.” * -i i* ■ He rmdhfed his head. •, “Exactly,” he said. “I fouml, the next day, that it was necessary to put mjself under the cate of ay. AlbiUiy surgeon*''«o riMt I - haviS a sort of exile ,lbra lew weeks. Pardon my being so late to wel come you to Ohessiugfon Hall. But the welcome is none the h ss warm because it is tardy.” Eulalie Moffdii never came to Gliessington Hall again, nor could she so iMuch as ihink of Iter conver sation in the stage, that higli’, with out hot indignation nt herself. ‘•What a fool 1 wasr sh 1 ' ciii‘d. Mr. Chessingfon, however, much as he liked and admired Ltluiu Fer guson, never asked her to marry him “When 1 was wjdowfyf once it was forever,” he said. i And Lilian never coveted the prize ol'h s lieatfc; pernaps because said Lil- 1 she was engaged to a ri-nng young clergyman, near Philad< Iphia. If only I had Lil.i’s opportuni Aorlon, “But.l anre's when f spoke out in\ mind so Ireely before the deaf-and-dumb gentleman.*’ —f/r/e/i For nut Uraoeu. ties [' sajd ,Miss wivtkeu my ebarn Qmrn lirturia’s Cursiiatlun. Grevilte wiites iu his memories oi Queen Victoria’s coronation : “The dithjrent actors in the ceremonial were very iuiperfect in their parts, and had neglected to rehearse them r “l 1 " 'J"U .i'V i v .I’ 1 ■ ~ A Lejal ’Em. When General Butler wns )n qamqtaud at New Orleans, says an cxpJpiiig\v i lMG made, it wiil im ie- meuiljytod, many a vies; s for all sorts/jf reasons. • a One eccentric old gentleman, iu his coinimyit4-apou the current evemfs, and who bad been repeated ly btit iife'ffectnally warned to hold, his tongue, Was finally hauled be- tdre tip 1 'co k.eyp l man of destiny. It was shortly after the neyv s “f Lee’s victory at Fredeilcksbury had reached New Orleans, and the Southerners were very jubihtit over it/ i.“You,have been expressing yoiir- seli Jtu a very disloyal' fashion, I umivrstand, sir,”, said the general, with ait unusually sour twist of his business eye; “talking very nut- rageousL’ i ud m a slyly calculated tbjifjilucc ipisoliief,” ''Tiie old ge^tfgman otested that he said nothing particularly bad, aud suggest'd that he had been inisiiifortued. But it was to no purpose. Butler waxed more aud m ire indignant, ami declared tie would send him to Ship Island. Aftvr ninch discussion, however, the seiitrurce was [•evoked upon the «Id tgentleuiaids , oimentiug to take the oath, which he whs very K>th to <l«r—- — • * ’ “Y\’elf.'general,” qneritHl' the old gentleman,ai ter he had been sworn. l sA Jdyal ii^ dusk creep up the. immniain side, Dird John Thynne, who officiated counting the stais as one by oue they shone out. Anything was bet ter tlmu Eulalie’s shallow chatter. Grove Rookery was soon reached, and Miss Morton bade her old schoolmate an eflusive farewell. “1 see that the old lady has sent the carriage to meet me,” said she lor the Dian of Westminister, told me that mtboJy knew what was to be done except the archbishop ami himself (who had rehearsed), Lord Willoughby (who is experienced in these matters) and tne Duke of Wellington, ami consequently there was a continual difficulty aud cm “Good-bye, Lily. You must lie sure I nariHs-mcut, and the queen never to introduce me to the hharmiug knew what she was to do next, widower when I come over. Aw They made her leave her chair and Rrvoir y darling!” j enter into St. Edward’s chapel be Thi- deal-audd mb gentleman tore tbu prayers wer<p cotitkidddf; left the stage very soon. Miss Fer- j i,iuc’.i to tlie discomfiture of the guson wa ched with some interest, archbishop. i$he said to Jolia hut no carriage of any description , Tbyune: ‘Pray tell ire what 1 am seemed to lie waiting for him. ! to do, for they don’t know;’ ami at He disappeared into the woods i the end, when the orb was- put into like a shallow, and vanished from , her hapd, she-said to him : ‘What her sight. ! am I to do with it I” ‘Your majes- “I suppose, poor fellow, that he ty is to carry it, if yon please, in lives near here,” thought she. “How volir hand.’ “Am I ?* she Said: “It dreadful it must be, thus to be cut ^ very heavy.’ I'hemby ring was off irom all companicnsliip with made fi f uei little Huger iustead of one’s tellow being.” | the fourth, on which the rubrio ore- But eveu w hole these reflections scribe* that it should be put. When passed through her mind, the stage the archbishop wus to put it on, she ^topped again, before a glittering extended the tot mer^but by said it tacade of lights, bait veiled in sway ; miist be on* the latter. She said it ing summer lolliage—Ghessiugton f wa8 too small, and she could not hall. ‘‘Here you are, miss,” said the driver. Through the summer evening dusk, Liliau could see the marble- railed terrace and the broad car riage-drive, while two child-figures danced up ami down, and uttered joyful exclamations of welcomte^- little B andie Ami Alike Chefsiuf- ton. “Are you the new governess f” said they. “Are you Miss Fergu son ? Welcome—welcome to the Adiroudacks. We are glad that you have come 1” Aud iu an instant their arms i the Duke.of were twined around Lilian’s neck. At the end of a month Liliau Fer guson felt complete y aud thor uaghly at home with her new pu pils They had ranged the woods, ami visited all the grottos and cascades; they had su rounded her with au atiiKJSpheie of the sweetest aflcc- tiou. Mrs. Hartleigh, their aunt, was equally kind; aud Alfred Hart leigh, the interesting young uncle, hail already taken her into his con fidence as to the beautiful bride be was going to bring home mood. But it certainly was very strange that she had never seen Adrian Gliessington himself, the father of her lovely little pupils. Uuitf one pleasant morning, when, ^just as she generaj.; * f-' V “Afiber thia uhth I’m- a tlureyee Of the g.m-ru tmnft a* .you* or any oue else t” - .y^V 9 “ f irq UMAtUMBd|k v.” •Lfyid aVsiroyFm nowliberty to talk I” . . - •MJif^oo^tye^ there :eail be no d11-J- - '-■‘y.- « , TPBt!;Ahete,*geueralf eonfideuti- - all^WttCa^vkaAio -tmlher. ilniu’f old Bob rnTiTr icksburg tbe y|li r ^ Harried Above 'he rinuds. A mW-rwe/iitinglook place hear Milverton, Goloimio. Miss Mollie Goiiuors. ol Jj ike Gity, and Mr. CL (jar Ofo&h, of Atiimals Fi^rks, wore married on ihcsiiinmijl uf the divide at au alt ft fide o| over l3,0i)() feet, (be party being ouaniiWsliocs Miss Gounors agieefi fb meet Mr. Qlsen •on tlie siiuiiuit. bringing her Jriumls with Jmrf aud Mr. Olsen wjis to ap proacli the summit, with his frieuds coining up on the opposite side of the mountain. The bride lett Lake Gity uccoinpanied by her two broth eis, and Olsen left Animas Forks at tbe same hour accompanied by tbe Rev. Father Ley, of Milverton, and a few friends. The oniy way 01 Healing the hiiow coven d moun tain was- on siiowshoes, and the climbing was tatiguing Tire groom and the ininis’er arrived first at the desfgnated meeting'point, but they did dirt have long to wait, lor, the biide and her brother-* wefo soon observed nearing the rqidtl, trudg ing along dreeriiv. Miss Connors so* med less fatigued than 1 any other member of the party. After a short rest Father Ley peffbrihed tiie wed ding ceremony with as much im pnessiveuess as if it liad taken (dace in a oharch. The iniiiist(-i', thp bride, tbe groom, and tbe wit nesses to the maffriage grou|»* d themselves together as close as the Gauadfan snowsboes would permit; the ceremony was gone through with, champagne was drank as a toast to the health ot the couple, Rlid then the party jourueyod to the home ef the iiride, where a banquet was to be held. Tunc Occupied by a Dream. A paragraph published iu the Philadelphia Ledger some time ago, giving a calculation of the speed of thought iu dreams based upon a case that happened to present the required data, has been widely copied and has called out other stories and estimates of the same kind. A correspondent of the Scientific Auierivan relates that dur- get if ou. He said it was right to put it there, and, as he insisted, she yielded, but had first to I^ke ofi' her other riu^b, aud then this was forced on, but it hurt her v«ry much tl _ ... and as soon as the commnny wr»A 1 ie Ijuuo Russian war a tel* over she was obliged to bathe her finger in iced water in order to get it off. The noise aud coulusigii were very great when the medals were thrown about by Lord Murrey, everybody seiaOibHng with all their might and main to gef them, ami muie more vigorously than the Maids ot Honor. - Tuere was a great demonstration of applause when Wellington did hom age. Lord Rolle, who is between eighty and ninety, fell down as he was getting up the steps of tbe throne. His first impulse was to rise, Mid wlien afterward ho came again to do homagje she said. “Jllay I not get up And meet him?? and turn rose trom the tbroue and ad vanced down one or two ot thesteps to prevent his coming up, ai: net of graeiotiauoss an I kindness which made a great sensation. - i A cynical old bachelor,-who firm- iy believes that ail • women have something to say ou ah subjects, recently asked a teynale frieud; “Well, madauie, what do you hold ou this question ot female suffrage?” To him the lady responded calmly ; “Sir, I hold mjjr tongue,’’ *■ How They <i«-t There. Did you ever listen to a young couple working up to that point of affectionate ii limaevat which they call ope another by their Ghristiau names ? “It has been a lovely party, hasn’t if. Miss Jackson ?” “Lovely, Mr. Wilkins.” “I have known you a long time, Miss Jackson. “And 1 have known you quite a while.” “I’ve often heard my sister speak of y ou.” “And my brother is always talk ing about yon.” “Ishef I hear so much about you that 1 leel at home Willi you.” “It’salovely night, isn’t it, Mr. Wilkins f” “Beautiful! I think Edith’s such a pretty name.” “Do you t 1 don’t like it.” “Edith 1” “What did you say ?” “Oh, nothing. 1 was meiely re peating tfie name.” “! don’t like all men’s names. 1 like some. I like .Philip, and Ft-r- dinaml, and”—— “What do you think of George ?” ‘•That’s your uapie. George !” “1 beg yonr pardon ?” “Ob, nothing. I was onlv re pealing tin name.” “What a lovely night it is, isn’t it, Miss Edith.” “Oh, there! George Wilkins; what did you let me slip ou that cobblestone for?” “’Pop mv word Miss Edith.” “Wei, we are at Mr. George.” “1 hil very sorry.” “‘Mo am I. I’m so much obliged I’ve had such a l didu’t do it, home—or I am. I ” Mr. Wilkins.” graph operator at Medalia, Mo., A-as receiving a prews dispatch in which rhe natte ol Gortschakofi frequently appeared. The operator became so familiar with thissueces siou of sounds that as soon as tbe first syllable of tbe name had been leeched he went to sleep* had a long aud elaborate <dreatu about u hunting trip in the Indian territory, occupy ing several days, aud finally during Che division of the game woke up in time to take the final syllable of Gorlsuhakcfi’s name aud tiie rest of the message. It is calculated that the,time occupied by this dream was forty-f( ur one- hftudrediha ot a second. Tbe story is equally good, It will be observed, whetber.it is takeu us a contribu tion to science or to uew.sj>upcr humor.— Trvy Timet. i /Ropy milk is ascribed to several eausea, but bud food, which dis turbs the cow’s health, is the most frequent cause. The trouble, how ever produced, may generally be remedied by a dose of sixteen oun ces of epsom salts and a daby dose of bypophospbate of soda lor a week. f->r your escort, lovely time.” “And so have “Good night, “Good mglr, Miss Jackson.” “Good night.” “Good night.” “Good uifilit—Edith.” “Good night 1 -George.” Vinegar Made of Sawdust, A sign in a Third avenue grocery window reads: “Pure Russet Gi- der, Ie. a Quait.” “Tlia’ cider was never moved by a breath ot country air,” said a man in a blue check jacket, who was passing the window, “and it was never any nearer an ap; le <hau it is now as it stands iu the laurel, at tiie lear of the grocery.” “‘Made ol sulphuric acid and glucose, thou,” suggested a com panion. “No, tjiii’s too expenrive.” “ W aat is it made ot !” “Mawiliist. 1 work in the shop wlieie it’s made. Pure app!e cider is worth ibirty cents a gallon. Sawdust cider costs about one fourth of that. We take the saw dust from a coup e of wood yards— hemlock, hickory, m; pie—every kind, just as it comes. We dump it into a big retort and heat it with a coal fire. Jusi forty seven per cent, of what boils over is crude vinegar. It lias to be purified a bit and boiled down a little, but it is pretty good vinegar. When the wood [Caches a certain point in the hearing process it becomes charcoal, and is cooled off and sold to filtei makers. We can beat the grangers on the vinegar business and not halt try.”—AV»r York Sun. After Han) Days. On a Michigan Central Train the other day, a prominent citizen ol Detroit, who had a seat in the smok ing car, crossed over to a young man who, was vigorously putting away and asked for a light. The lavor was granted, and the promi nent Detroiter observed: “Live in the citv ?” “Yes.” “Going to Chicago?” “Yes.” •Aren’t you iu the grocery busi ness I” “No. sir.” “Ail! I (bought I had met you before at some time or other. Your face looks familiar.” “I—I used to court your daugh- t r!” stammered the young map. “Oh ho ! About three years agof* “Yes.” “And i give you tho bounce?” “You did.” “AhI I believe Ido recall the cir cumstances. I don’t know but 1 kicked you ?” “Yes, you did!” ;‘Ab ! Well. 1 bounced aud kick ed so many that 1 can’t be expected to remember uames and faces. 1 take advantage of this occasion to beg your pardon and vou’ve lully recovered from the effect*. Have a cheroot!” Words of Wisdom When you bury an old anlmosi- j ty, never mind a tombstone. Lite is girded all around with a zodiac ol sciences, the contributions of men who have ptiisbedto add their point of light to our sky. To be w ise to day and foolish to morrow is the fate at most men ; fo be foolisb to day and w ise to mor row is the genius ot wisdom. Those who talk the most know the least; there is not truth eiioti^h in the world to furnish one first class ta ker with a mouth’s gabble. There are few tilings in life more interesting than an unresisted in terchange of ideas w ith a congenial spirit, aud there are few things more rare. Life has no wretchedness equal (o an ill assorted marriage—it is the sepulchre ol the heart, haunted by the ghost of past affections aud hopes got e forever. Give not thy tongue too great liberty, lest it take thee prisoner. A word unspoken is, like tin- sword in the scabbard, thine ; if vented, thy sword is iu another’s hand. As fate is inexorable, ami not to be moved with tears or reproaches, au excess of sorrow is as foolish as profuse laughter; while ou the oth. er hand, not t* mourn as all is in sensibility. An E ttiprUInx, Sellable Huuse. Willcox & Co., can always be re lied upon, not only to carry iu stock the best of everything, hu to secure the Agency for sucli articles as have well-known merit, and are popul ir with the people, thereby suHtaiuing tbe reputation of being always enterprising, anti ever re liable. Having secured the Agency lor the celebrated Dr. King’s New Discovery lor Consumption, will sell it ou a positive guaiautee. It w ill surely cure any aud every ai lection ol Throat, Lungs, and Ghest, aud to show our confidence, we in vite you to call and get a Trial Bottie Free. A Mining fltorjr. Eight years ago, four miners sat one night in a tentat an Austin ian digging discussing their future plans aud deploring their ill fortune. For weary months they had worked the mine without getting more than a bare living. At length they de cided to leave the spot, though not without regret. Three ot them were iu the mine taking a last lo k around, when oue said to Ids m iri s “Good-by ; I’ll give you a fare we I blow,” and witli that Ids pick sent the splinters of quartz iu all quar ters. His trained eye spied a gilt t< r on one ot the bits that lauded at Ids feet. He picked it up, ex amimed it, and found it to be gold. He at once proceeded to work wnh a will. Hischums saw tbal some thing out of the common course had happened, and they, too, applied their picks vigorously. With sileni resolve they worked ou until they unearthed a big nugget. Then a tierce, glad yell of joy reached the ears of the fourth man at (he wind h-ss at the mine top. “What’s amiss?” he shouted down. “Wind up, ” was the reply, and when he did so the lump of pure gold met his gaze. They called it “The Wei- Cash on Delivery. i i . j . . i.i* HinOROtV Glut lies observer—Tailor*. With Patti the making oi $5,000 is a mere song. Excuse the girl who eloped with her coachman—‘I was driven To it.” A Boston firm advertises “shoe* for elopement.” They don’t squeak. A man with a cold in his head la like a waterfall. He is catsrrb- racked. The United States Mint Is tha only ousiness place which can make money without advertising. To keep apples from decay ing put them in a cool place—where there is a large family of children. In Thibet a woman may have four husbands. In tins country it is as much as a woman can do to cut wood for one. Some ne asks how the gieat men ol this country began life. We are under the impression that they generally liegau life Ml in fants. “Buttons are coming in again,* says an exchange June*, who Listens his suspenders to his troua- era with a shingle nail, says, “It’s about time. They have Umid com ing off long enough,” It is hopeless for a short man to ever expect to be a tall man, bat o tall man can easily become a abort man This fact is so obvious that it is scarcely worth meutiouiug. Tbe most depressing news we have had for a lou* time is tbs re port that Asiatic cholera and Oscar Wilde will reach America next jeer, Strict quarantine regulations against Oscar should be enforced. The author ol the “Story ot a spoken of as the but then an l Rn«kl*»i Araiea Salve. 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X lean I hisf A great newspaper readdr was out huutiui rec* utly, and a storm cotmug up he crept into a hollow tree log for shelter. After the storm abated he endeavored to crawl out but found that tbc‘ log had swelled so that it was impossible to make bis exit. He endeavored • to com press bimsei ss muefi as irossible, but with indifferent success. He thought about all tbe mean tiling* he had ever done, until dually his mil d reverted to the fact that, in stead of buying his paper like a man he was in the habit of borrowing from his neighbor. On this he felt so mnall that he si pped out with out au effort.—Columbia Record. Go' ntry Town” is coming novelist; phouographer could write a tbril ling ston of a country towu if b« would take the trouble to. listen at tbe key hole when a sewing society meets. An Illinois lady Is said to bav* collected a string of hut tons twenty- four feet long. This accounts fop so many men in the state with their suspenders attached to their pants with a sidnglc nail. Cannibal king to missionary t 1 think that the (test thing I cau do is eat y ou.” Missionary (in earn est protest): “Ido not agree with you, sir.” Cannibal king: “Well, I muNtu’t eat anything that doesn’t igree with me ” Mistress: “I really caniio 4 put up with your voracious eppetita any longer, J tmes. Why, even the bear.ts of the field know when rhej’ve had enough, but you never do.” James: “1’lease, em, you never tried me.” “Why don’t you to to work?* said a charitable lady the other day to a tramp, belore whom she bad Maced a nicely cooked meal. “I would,” replied the vagrant, “if I had the tools.” “What sort of tools do y ou want ?” asked bis hostess, “‘A knife aud fork.” The gre.it demand for SbriueFs Indian Vermifuge is solely due to iis intriusic value. Thousands use it to day iu preference to any other, and say that it destroys and expels worms effectually. Dull ml clofh suits are in great favor for young ladies. A bright red bird ou a black or brown bonnet is fashionably. Harper comity, Kansas, has elec ted the Widow Bice its county clerk. A young married ‘ouple In Hun gary recently made tbeir wedding tour, a long one, ou tricycles. The iuteresting faet baa just leak ed out that Georgia chartered, built and conducted the first fesialecol lege iu the world. Some women cling to tfcuir owu houses like the honeysuckle over thedoor, aud, like H, sweeten ai! the region with the sutle fragraor# of their goodness. Cloak clasps are voiy beautiful iu designs, con n (witig made of tha teeth of animals, and all tha met sis sic levied upon lo ooutribate It their beauty and durability. Iu Egy pt they have au original way of avenging and insult and rc- stm i ug self-respect If a dragoman licks a camel-driver tbe camel- driver does not resent it, but th wacks tbe donkey boy, and the donkey-boy lieats the donkey to restore his sense of self-reiipect, and the donkey kicks s dog. aud then the frao as is settled. The bread now baked at Naples is of precisely the same abx|M as the loaves found at Poiu|*eii that were put iu tbe oven 2<H)U years ago. Mr. 8. E. Barnwell, of Georg* town, has purchased a fine no* plantHtion ou Pon-Pon, wb* re Is will engage in planting next year. Tbe Rev. Mr. Dunwoody. who lor many yean has served »h# Presbyterian cougnqtatioa sf Wab his tailing health. The area sown In mnall grain 1s Chesterfield County this winter la much larger than erec before. The prospects an 1 yield.