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TWK SUN. NFWRFRRV S. C.. FRIDAY. DECEMBER 17. 1937
News Review of Current Events
ROPER HITS TAX SETUP
Say* Profit* Levy Has Not Fulfilled Expectations . . .
Building Boom Plan Is Offered Congress by President
Japan is pushing: her conquest of China not only in the Yangtze valley
but also, and especially, in the northern provinces. Here is seen a Japanese
tank unit rumbling along the road to Taiyuan.
US. J^icJcs/ul
SUMMARIZES THE WORLD
SUMMARIZES THE WORLD’S WEEK
• Western Newspaper Union.
Sec. Roper
Tax Setup Needs Revision
Uk ANIEL C. ROPER, secretary of
U commerce, says the entire tax
structure of the United States should
be revised. He was speaking at a
banquet of the Busi
ness Advisory coun
cil in Chicago, and
his statements ap
peared to meet with
general approval.
“A general revi
sion is necessary to
simplify determina
tion of tax liability,
to distribute the bur
den of taxation more
equitably, and to
broaden the base of
taxation to include a larger per
centage of our earning population,”
Secretary Roper said.
He asserted that the undistributed
profits tax had not entirely fulfilled
its proponents’ expectations that it
would “bring about a higher veloc
ity of money through larger and
more widespread distribution of cor
porate earnings.”
Mr. Roper expressed confidence
that a “constructive approach will
be found to the solution of the utili
ties dilemma and that significant
results will be forthcoming.”
That this confidence has a sound
basis was indicated by two an
nouncements made the same day
by prominent utility executives.
Floyd L. Carlisle, chairman of the
Consolidated Edison company, told
the New York state public service
commission that his company plans
a |25,000,000 expansion program.
The development came during hear
ings concerning a proposed $30,000,-
000 bond issue.
Back from submitting to the Pres
ident a formula for better under
standing between utilities and the
administration, Wendell L. Willkie,
president of Commonwealth and
Southern corporation, proposed a
general truce between business and
the Roosevelt administration. Will
kie’s company has been involved
in some of the bitterest controver
sies with Washington.
Building Boom Wanted
O EVISION of the existing housing
•T'- law in order to facilitate a
building boom was asked by Presi
dent Roosevelt in a special message
to congress. He said such legisla
tion would ease the flow of credit
and open great reservoirs of idle
capital to fight the business slump.
The responsibility for the success of
such a program he placed squarely
on labor and industry.
Specifically, the President recom
mended changes in the housing act
which would:
1. Reduce from 5% per cent to 5
per cent the interest and service
charges permitted by the Federal
Housing administration on loans
made by private institutions.
2. Authorize the housing admin
istrator to fix the mortgage insur
ance premium charge as low as Vx
of 1 per cent on the diminishing
balance of the insured mortgage in
stead of on the original face
amount, and to V* of 1 per cent on
the diminishing balance of an' in
sured mortgage where the estimat
ed value of the property does not
exceed $6,000 and where the mort
gage is insured prior to July 1, 1939.
3. Increase the insurable limit
from 80 to 90 per cent in cases
where the appraised value of the
property does net exceed $6,000.
4. Facilitate the construction and
financing of groups of houses for
rent, or for rent with options to pur
chase, through blanket mortgages.
5. Clarify and simplify profusions
for the construction of large scale
rental properties through facilitat
ing their financing.
6. Grant national mortgage asso
ciations “explicit authority to make
loans on large-scale properties that
are subject to special regulation by
the federal housing administrator.”
7. Remove the July 1, 1939, limita
tion on the $2,000,000,000 permitted
to be outstanding in mortgages, with
congress eventually limiting the in
surance of mortgages prior to the
beginning of construction of individ
ual projects.
8. Permit insurance for repair and
modernization loans as provided
previous to April 1 of this year
when this provision of the housing
act expired.
Civil Service Plan Hit
PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT’S pro-
1 posal that a single administrator
be substituted for the three-man civ
il service executive board was se
verely criticized by the Brookings
institution as tending to “invite en
croachment of politics rather than
to repel it.”
The institution report, drafted by
Lewis Meriam, questioned the feas
ibility of the plan and doubted
whether it would achieve the Presi
dent’s purpose of taking the civil
service commission out of politics.
Religious and political affiliations
would present difficulties in selec
tion of a single administrator, the
report pointed out, adding that the
proposed plan would represent too
much centralization of power in an
individual.
For Corporation Control
CENATORS O’Mahoney of Wyo-
^ ming and Borah of Idaho intro
duced a new federal licensing bill
for all corporations engaged in in
terstate commerce.
It is designed by its
authors, and other
senate “liberals” as
an answer to the ad
ministration’s de
mand for revision of
the anti-trust laws
to curb monopolies.
The Borah-O’Ma-
honey scheme is de
signed not only to
eliminate monop
olistic practices but
to abolish child la
bor, prohibit discrimination against
women employees, guarantee collec
tive bargaining, virve as a basis for
further legislation dictating the
wages and hours of labor, and reg
ulate the financial policies of cor
porations.
The measure would require the
immediate licensing of all corpora
tions doing business in interstate
commerce and would direct the fed
eral trade commission to submit rec
ommendations for a federal incor
poration law. Under existing stat
utes corporations are created only
by the states.
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Farmers’ Grain Corp. Quits
A RESOLUTION calling for di»-
solution of the far-flung farm
marketing agency — the Farmers’
National Grain corporation—will be
put up to stockholders at a special
meeting next January 24, J. O. Mc-
Clintock, vice president, announced.
According to the proposal, mar
keting operations now conducted by
the national group would become
the independent functions of the in
dividual state groups, probably cen
tered around the 11 regional offices
of the association.
The federal government has fur
nished most of the money to finance
the corporation activities over the
last eight years and will be the prin
cipal loser through the dissolution of
the corporation.
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Helps Anti-Red Pact
ITALY formally recognized the
* government of Manchukuo, pup
pet state set up by Japan, and To
kyo was delighted. It was expected
that Manchukuo would now join in
the Italian-German-Japanese pact
against communism, and its geo
graphical location would make such
action of considerable importance.
Senator
O’Mahoney
Bus Strike Settled
INCREASED pay for drivers but
* no closed shop were main fea
tures of the agreement by which the
six-day strike of 1,300 drivers of
the Greyhound Bus line was brought
to an end. The strike had disrupted
transportation in the northeastern
section of the country and was ac
companied by numerous incidents
of violence. The wage increase,
effective next July 1, will be one-
fourth of a cent a mile, and no
minimum milage is guaranteed. The
union had demanded a flat rate of
5.5 cents a mile with a 200-mile-a-
day guarantee.
Snaring Uncle Sam
TpHAT Great Britain is seeking po-
litical as well as economical ad
vantages from the proposed trade
> pact with the United States was in
dicated in an address by the earl of
Derby before the Liverpool Cham
ber of Commerce, of which he is
president. He told the Chamber that
America cannot keep out of Euro
pean entanglements and predicted
that the trade pact would tighten
the links between the United States
and Great Britain.
Derby’s speech followed one given
by Herschel V. Johnson, American
charge d’affaires in London, during
which Johnson warned indirectly
that the Americans would not per
mit the pact to have political
strings.
Farm Bill Reported
\/I ARVIN JONES of Texas, chair-
iv - 1 man of the house agricultural
committee, submitted the house’s
farm bill, together with a majority
report defending the measure and
calling for speedy enactment so that
the rise of mounting crop surpluses
which are depressing market prices
may be offset.
The house bill is less drastic than
the senate version, but it was de
nounced vigorously in a minority
report which declared it was “un
constitutional, unsound, un-Ameri
can,” likely to “work to the detri
ment of American agriculture,” and
threatening to “dislocate” foreign
and domestic markets.
Both house and senate bills, it was
predicted, would be modified be
cause of the President’s implied
threat to veto the legislation un
less it was put on a “pay-as-you-
go” basis. He insisted the farm
bill must not interfere with his plans
to balance the budget.
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No Time for Tax Revision
“ , T"'HERE is no use kidding the
-*■ country,” said Senator Bark
ley, majority leader of the senate,
as he gave out the sad news that
it would be impossi
ble to formulate and
pass a tax revision
bill in the brief time
remaining to the ex
traordinary session
of congress. The
senator had just
been conferring with
the President, and
his statement dashed
the hopes of those
o „ ., who believe ailing
Sen. Barkley business is in dire
need of such assistance as revision
or repeal of the tax on undivided
corporate surpluses and capital
gajns. Mr. Roosevelt had said he
was in favor of tax revision as soon
as congress was ready for it. But
such legislation must originate in
the house, and the subcommittee of
the ways and means committee that
has been studying the subject had
not yet reported. So it appeared
almost certain that action must be
postponed until the regular session
which starts in January.
Vinson to Be Judge
P RESIDENT ROOSEVELT sent to
the senate the nomination of Rep
resentative Fred M. Vinson of Ken
tucky to fill a vacancy in the United
States court of appeals for the Dis
trict of Columbia. The post carries
a salary of $10,000 a year, the same
as paid a representative, but the ap
pointment is for life and carries re
tirement privileges. Mr. Vinson,
who has been an outstanding tax
expert of the house, is forty-seven
years old and serving his seventh
term. His home is Ashland, Ky.
The President also nominated As
sociate Justice D. Lawrence Groner
of Virginia to be chief justice of the
court, creating another vacancy.
Croner will be succeeded by Henry
White Edgerton of New York,
whose nomination also went to the
senate.
Small Town Spending
A utomobiles, more food and
better clothing are the most
urgent desires of small-town fami
lies. That was the implication pre
sented in a matter-of-fact analysis
of surveys of the spending habits of
families in 46 villages in Pennsyl
vania, Ohio, Michigan, Wisconsin,
Illinois and Iowa.
The study, made by the bureau of
home economics, showed that when
income increased among these
cross-section village families, it was
usually followed by a rapid rise in
expenditures for food and clothes
and even more marked jumps in
the proportion of income spent on
automobiles.
In income ranges from $250 im
$2,499, food expense for wage-earn
ers’ families jumped from an aver
age of $180 to an average of $539;
clothes from an average of $25 to
an average of $186; expense for
the fam'ly car from an average of
(14 to an average of $315.
what
thinks
.about:
How to Be Fair.
S ANTA MONICA, CALIF.—
Every time the heirs to an
undivided estate start litigat
ing, I think of a decision which
had in it more wisdom, more
common sense and more fair
ness than even King Solomon’s
inspired justice.
I can’t remember whether ’twas
a ruler upon the throne or a judge
upon the bench who
handed down this
ruling. But two
brothers fell out
over a proper divi
sion of their father’s
possessions. Accord
ingly, they carried
the dispute to a
higher court of the
land.
So his majesty, or
his worship, or his
honor, as the case Irvin S. Cobb,
may have been,
said:
“Let the older brother apportion
the property into what he regards
as two equal shares—and then let
the younger brother have first
choice of the shares.”
But, of course, the lawyers
couldn’t have favored the plan. It
was too beautifully simple to suit
any lawyer in any age. The Ameri
can Bar assoc't tion would just nat
urally despise it.
• • •
Cemetery Salesmen.
T RECEIVED a letter from one of
our plushiest cemeteries. We
have some of the plushiest ceme
teries on earth; it’s a positive pleas
ure to be dead out here.
I was urged to invest in a highly
desirable lot, for only a few thou
sand smackers; or buy a perfectly
lovely crypt—slightly more ^expen
sive, but most luxurious.
Through some private whim or
pique, I failed to answer this tempt
ing communication. Today I re
ceived an appealing follow-up let
ter. I gather that, if I neglect this
splendid opportunity, I’ll live to re
gret it. Or maybe I won’t.
Such thoughtful attention merits
response. I’m replying as follows:
“Dear gents: Space in a grave
yard is the last thing I shall require.
When that time comes, somebody
else will do the shopping. Trusting
these few lines may find you the
same, yours gratefully.”
But if a representative calls in per
son—as he will—rl’m a gone gosling.
Those slum talkers always do get
me. You ’just ought to see my col
lection of oil stocks. Now, there’s
something that does need burying.
• • •
Making Juleps.
COME disputatious soul seeks to
^ reopen the ancient debate over
the proper recipe for mint julep. I
decline the invitation. Since the
Dred Scot decision nothing has
stirred up as much bitter contro
versy south of the Ohio river.
North of the Ohio river doesn’t
count. The Yankee conception of a
julep is calculated to make a host
of sleeping Kentucky brigadiers rise
up from their respective Bourbon
casks and start giving the rebel
hiss. ,
Naturally, the only perfect julep is
the Paducah julep. Just drop in
next summer and sample the real
product on its native heath—not at
a saloon, where the bartender is
likely to have heretical ideas, such
as using preserved fruits and even
putting the sugar syrup in first,
which amounts to downright crime
—but in the private home.
• • •
Western Superiority.
I N BORNEO, tigers slay such an
incredible host of natives that the
yearly mortality is proportionately
almost one-tenth as great as the
average number of persons who will
be wiped out in traffic fatalities on
American highways during any giv
en 12 months.
In India, owing to the refusal of
those benighted Hindus to destroy
any living creature, 20,000 inhabi
tants annually are killed by venom
ous serpents, whereas, in this coun
try, in 1936, we spent only 15 billions
for crime, or 18 times as much as
we spent on national defense, yet
managed to let many poisonous hu
man snakes go free to build up mur
der statistics.
In Japan, geisha girls are govem-
mentally licensed and protected,
which is indeed an affront to the
principles of an enlightened people
who patronize so-called world’s fairs
that are dependent on unabashed
nudity for popular favor, and shows
dependent on foul lines and nasty
situations.
IRVIN S. COBB.
Copyright.—WNU Strvict.
500 Women at Science Meet
Not a single man among the 500
scientists at a conference in Mos
cow, Russia. All the speakers as
well as all the members of asso
ciation were women. One was V.
P. Lebedeva, a professor of medi
cine. Another, Professor M. L.
Rokhlina, stated that the number
of women students in the univer
sities had grown from 16,700 in
1914 to 183,000. Half the total num
ber of doctors in Russia are wom
en. Most of the women “scientists”
are found in medicine, chemistry
and biology.
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ADVENTURERS’ CLUB ■
HEADLINES FROM THE LIVES
OF PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELFI
“Undress Parade in the Navy*
By FLOYD GIBBONS
Famous Headline Hunter
H ello, everybody:
All aboard! boys and girls. Clamber right up that gang
plank there and make it speedy. We’re bound for the Panama
Canal on the United States destroyer Satterlee. See those big
numbers on the side? You can read ’em a mile away. That’s
our number, 190. But for the love of Mike be careful of those
depth bomb racks on the stern. The World war is just over and
those things are loaded with T. N. T.!
All of which brings us to Frank Edward Hanke, who is taking a bath
in the destroyer’s washroom as our story opens. Frank resides in New
York now. But don’t forget that bath. You see Frank was taking that
bath when he had the most exciting adventure of his entire career! Here
goes the story gang-plank.
Frank has been through many narrow squeaks. But his clos
est shave took place during the joint ^maneuvers of the Atlantic
and the Pacific fleets in 1920. Destroyers then still carried full
war loads of explosives in the depth eharge “submarine killers,”
that hung in racks on the stern of the ship.
The fleets were passing through the Panama canal. At the Gatun
locks, Frank’s -destroyer—the Satterlee—had already entered the locks
and was waiting for the U. S. S. Mason to follow her in. The docks were
lined with beauteous damsels come from far and near to get a glimpse
of Uncle Sam’s natty sailors and Frank was primping up in the wash
room with three or four other gobs, getting ready to give the girls a treat.
What If They Should Collide?
Frank glanced through the washroom window at the Mason, which
was flying through the water at a fast clip. He stopped soaping him
self for a second and pondered absently as to what would happen if the
Mason accidentally collided with the depth bombs in the stem. As he
oondered and watched, the commander of the Mason shot his ship into
The Soapy Nudists Rushed for the Stern.
reverse. But Frank, to his horror, saw that the reverse lever or some
thing had gone wrong and the ship was still coming on. A COLLISION
WAS CERTAIN!
In those depth bombs, Frank knew, was enough T. N. T. to
blow up the locks and everything in them. He let out a yell and
pointed. His shipmates in the washroom saw the danger, too,
and with one common accord they shot out on deck.
Well, sir, Frank says he doesn’t think the explosion itself would
have caused half the commotion his little sailor nudist colony did when
they appeared on deck. The locks are very narrow at that place and it
was just as though they had strolled naked on a ballroom floor in the
middle of a dance.
He and his pals, though, weren’t thinking of that. They had no idea
the sensation they were causing the lad’es of the Canal zone. Their idea
and the idea of any self respecting sailor was to avert by any means
possible a catastrophe.
The soapy nudists rushed for the stern of the ship, ready if
necessary to place their gleaming bodies in between the oncom
ing ship and the T. N. T.
Scolded the Girls for Laughing.
On came the Mason while the crews of two ships groaned and the
spectators ashore laughed at the unexpected parade on the Satterlee.
Frank thinks they thought it all part of the show. He never gave it a
thought in the moment before the collision but as the prow of the Mason
swerved at the last moment and instead of hitting the depth charges
smashed into the heavy four gun mount to one side, he turned and gave
them a piece of his mind for laughing at a tense moment like that!
Then he and his pals went to work at a barked command from an
officer. And they worked hard. On the docks the laughing went on.
Frank looked around for the cause of it. He couldn't see anything to
laugh at in a collision that might have taken the lives of hundreds of
people and he went right on working and growling at the strange sense
of humor of these Panama Janes.
The collision had been a serious one. It took the combined crews
hours to clear up the wreckage. I’ve got a photograph of it and it
must of been pretty bad. Frank isn’t in the picture or perhaps he might
get a laugh now himself.
Then He Saw the Joke.
Finally when things had quieted down a bit and Frank felt he
had done his duty he reached for a cigarette. Holy Moses! Where
was his pocket? He glanced down at his legs. Where were his
pants? He looked now with seeing eyes at his pals of the wash
room. They didn’t have a stitch on them! They looked at him!
And were their faces red!
Frank says his nudist detail made one jump for a companion way.
They hit the entrance all at once and jammed. Hysterical feminine
laughter rang in their ears once more and then they tumbled .head over
heels below. ,
Well, sir, Frank and his pals came in for a lot of kidding after that,
but he says he didn't notice any gobs kidding him at the time of the acci
dent. Officers and men were all so excited at what they knew might
happen that they didn’t even notice any sailors working without benefit
of clothes.
And, come to think of it, I guess most of us would forget all about
clothes if we saw tons of steel speeding toward enough T. N. T. to un
dress the whole navy in one blast!
Copyright.—WNU Service.
“Grapevine Telegraph”
The “grapevine telegraph” is, in
origin, a picturesque brother of the
“underground railway.” According
to the dictionary the phrase was
coined during the Civil war. As the
underground railway was a secret
and guarded means of sending
slaves from the South to freedom,
so the grapevine telegraph was any
devious or covered means by which
news or rumor traveled—by private
letter, by word of mouth, and so on.
Communication was not well organ
ized, and there were many false
war reports afloat, reports not to
be easily and speedily silenced.
Tales and canards of mysterious
origin were said to have come “by
grapevine telegraph.” The diction
ary still seeks to limit the use of
the term to mysterious rumors and
fabricated reports. But by exten
sion “the grapevine route” is any
means of communication which is
not easily detected or which is able
to smuggle its messages past bar
riers intended to keep them out.
Gorge Sess Only Noon Sun
Only at midday does the sun ever
peep into the bottom of Indian pass,
that narrow, mile-long gorge cut
deep through solid rock between
MacIntyre and Wallface mountains
in the heart of the Adirondack wil
derness a few miles southeast of
Lake Placid. Called by the Indians
“Henodoawda,” the Path of the
Thunderer, Indian pass is one of
the scenic marvels of the Adiron-
dacks. Its walls rise straight up over
a thousand feet. On the western
(Wallface) side the perpendicular
rock face rears itself 1,300 feet into
the air. Near the middle of the
pass, high up on MacIntyre, are two
small springs, so close together that
their waters almost intermingle.
Separating a few feet farther down,
they flow on to the bottom of the
pass in two little rivulets. One rivu
let finds its way south to the head
waters of the Hudson river, while
the other heads north where even
tually its sparkling content mingles
with the mighty St. Lawrence.
Lacy Cartwheels
Make This Cloth
There’s magic in this two col
ored crocheted square—when it’s
joined into a cloth or spread, it
looks like two medallions! Begin
right away on the first 8 inch
square. Its “repeats” will follow
in quick succession for it is sim
ple to do in economical string and
makes delightful pick-up work.
You may use the same color
throughout, if you prefer. Pat
tern 1570 contains chart and di
rections for making the square;
material requirements; illustra
tions of the square and of aO
stitches used; a photograph of the
square; color suggestions.
Send 15 cents in stamps or coins
(coins preferred) for this pattern
to The Sewing Circle, Needlecraft
Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York.
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Sajf6:
See What It Led To
Adam and Eve had but one fault
—curiosity; a small one to lose
Eden for.
A statistician in listing the com
mon causes of fatigue in men,
overlooked a waistline of 46
inches.
The “man of few words” doesn’t
realize how tiresome they be
come.
There are some admirable peo
ple who never let it be known that
they are unhappy because they
are too proud to.
Alone They're Insufficient
Memories are all right to live
on provided you have something
else.
A sharp tongue has a bitter
mind behind it.
Never bestow real criticism of
the faults of your friends when
they ask it. Sidestep it, somehow.
In youth, we follow the fads for
the fun of being in the crowd; but
they really take no hold on any
one.
A few men in the audience who
laugh uproariously in the right
place are a great asset to the
speaker.
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