The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, June 14, 1877, Image 4
'Ttw uu atl erali
TRI-WIERt1Y EDITION.
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION.
ri- Wely One Year. - - - - $4.0
"' '' Six-nonths. - - - - 2.0
t g Throe months, - - - 1.0
RATIS OF ADVEl1TISING.
Ono squaro one insortion $1.00. F
each subsequent insertian 50 . Obitun
rios and 'Tributes of Respect charged to
as advertlseoments. Liberal discount mad
f or contrast aidvortisemonts.
-0
JOB WORK.
Bill IIeads, Letter Ileads, Envelope'
P osters, Cards, Invitations, 'T'lokets, &c
neatly executed at this oflice,--CHIEA1
FOR CASI.
A MOCK SESSION,
Amuingscenes In the Houso near m c
close of its labors.
The Columbia correspondent of
The Nes and Co&rier gives th<
following account of a mock session
hold in the House of Roprosonta
tivos just bofore tho final adjourn
Mont:
The regular Speaker having
vacatec the chair, Mr. W. K. Brad'
Icy, of Abbeville, a gentleman of
Falstaffian proportions, and of most
irropressiblo humor, was called to
take his place, and complied with
out ceremony. It was remarked
several times thereafter, in my hear
ing, that he "filled" the chair very
well, whereby I amni deprived of the
opportunity, and consequent small
credit, of making that point myself.
1'he new Speaker at once seized
the gavel, and, with a mighty thump,
ordered "Silence in Court !" A
burst of laughter and general coln
fusion followed in lieu of ohdienec
to this command, and Mr. Speaker
pounded away with his little hamunmer
-as all tie tcruporary Speakers
most delight to do when in his place
,-until order was secured, when hp
delivered a short address.
Myers, of Beaufort, at once
moved to take up a bill changing
the names of all the mnemb)ers of a
certain family in sonle upper coun
ty, which hill has be(n read aid re
read and alended, and readt again
and referred to committees and rc,
ported back and read again, and
recommlittei and read again, and
read as part of members' speeches,
and finally lost and introduced anew
and read three tins in each House,
and referred, and amended and ip
proved, and vetoed by the governor
and ordered engrossed, and report
ed engrossed, and ordered enrolled
and reported duly crrolled, and
ratified, &c., &d., until every man
and boy in th. two ousire--, amnd
many visitors besides, are so f~nuniliar
with it as to 1be able to call from
muemory~ every name in that large
Rndinteresting famuily, and until the
simp~le anrnouncement of the bill on1
one of its many readingsm in regular
.sossion had become 'tho accep~ted
signal for a guflhw.
Myers then mnovedl to take up this
everlasting bill once muore.
The Chair, in well dissembled
Aismay, ordered him to take his seat
simnmediately.
Myers: "Imlnvo it in behalf of the
egentleman from Chester," (J1. J.
Hoemphill.)
Chair, (irrelovantly :) "Not at all!
.Not at all:!"
Curtis.: "I want to as~k the Chair
a question about those co~ws." (Al
Iuding to a well known joke on the
,Speaker.)
chair, (wvith the gavel:) " Wham /'
'The utmost confusion andl~ good
hnmor now prevailed and the Speak
~er kept the the House in a roar of
laughter for some time by his extra
.ordIinar'y rulings. Then Myers took
~the floor again, and spoke foi' a half
hour, until the Chair, and every onc
else, weaioed, when the Chair per -
emptorily ordered hiis removal fromi
the floor. Myers still held on, and
the Chair, after an interval, ordered
-tho assistant aergeant-at--arms to
furnish the Chair with ai "good
ibasket of rocks," with which lie pro0
posed to wing the todious~ orator,
who, however, finally closed, the
Speaker remarkinig as ,he did so, "]
.am gladl you are done."
The burlesque -was wvell aiustained
for nearly or quito an hiour', during
which Judge Mackey and Senatoi
Gary were called upon to address
it eo meeting. Bc~th did so, and
Judge Mackey, with that kooen senst
of humor for wvhichi he is colebrated,
brightened the general eff'ect of th<
scene b~y pronouncing in solomn
dirgo-like tones the .most humoroui
discourqo I ever heard him utter.
General Gary came up smiling ir
responap to.a resolution ordering hini
to I'got married." He was vera
happy in his treatment of the them(
.montioned, in thme course pf whiol
ho showed .his 'familiarity ,with thi
oelassica.b; .qting Socrates on tily
mubj'p, end 1'is signorance .of th4
.Bibleoby ttrilwtinmg an ox~prossior
sof St. Pau~l to sorno one else. (You,
.corres ondeilt caught him out oa
ihis fl, Nb .)ng elfo .noticed thi
orror !) This reminds mo to ro
mark that, General Gary must bo
more weary of reproaching the
Donocratic party with not having
strictly adhered to its promisos,
made during the campaign. I call
Governor Halmpton and all the host
a of Democratic speakers and hearers
) who wore present at the tigio to
a bear witness that the han<1somo gon
oral promised at Edgofield that he
liimi,solf would certainly got narried
if, and asg soon Is, tho party carried
the State after the speaking, and he
has not kept his prouiso .
On motion, Messrs. Blue, Green,
Brown and Gray wero appointed a
speciail committeO to investigate
the blue-glass theory, and report to
the next session. Richardson, of
the .Register, was votld seventy-five
eontt for the purchase of a wig, and
the intock session adjourned sine (lie.
Cheap restaurants are becoming a
feature of Now York life. They
abound in tho lower part of the
city, where a substalttir. dinner may
be had for thirty--fivo cents.
lhere is stid to be a young girl
in Cliioii, Caiittda, whose eyesight
is as good ats alnybodys by <lay, btt
when night sets in site becomes
blind and htas to ho led around. Sho
is il good health, and tho cause of
thlis singular phienomlenlon is at mys
to y.
VEETI\TE.
IE SAYS I'' IS TRUE.
M u .E N C A F 'I. . , N v ;. 9., 1 'i7 i.
Ih':r SIr---.\s y'11 :lrl :li t : r1( siEt tger 111 1 ',
I n"t ui i4 kowa(" wha11x( V i 1:t IN IT has 11t'i1
r.iI' . lot. 111 1 l' l uti Iv' t e h1 li( r;i1se. l itn111
li':11 h u's "I(ar lt 'ta 3 5 Ie li he valuie' of 1tl1 :i g iull
i llit'tlii. I a1 ti s yii rs ot age. hri' styeItr
agon I ):. n t e hk n('It wha1:1 thll doelors call
' l 1 ..41 0: 1g0. 1'.11r \\t:l J, I w (-1; !11 Ian liti tur
h1""11. 1 hlil tI9.1 Il.lf ront ph1 1'lhuu- w111 liti
I h .'iti'Iii I rclii 'i' ti r ll '' ; i 1 I Ii tr :
il rt ; lc' :11i1;'lly I lie ah tia.'ll rely V . i nl:,'h fl l
I.i.,t i hiel(I tol lilt- Ihe \\a, Li)no " l it he8 ihI
he 1111-1ht pos~silily 5tv (4'1.-y lift' by 1 +'.(it 1nior
it*hi in ey a s and i'tl T h1.1 e l t li tt .
tS1e nIt. l i a 3: 'I I t ' 'll t y i: v i'.: tl itie'nle 1' it.'
rk.'.\hiatt 11.1"11 Iti 'a (In read +otirtlvell'r
I ti.1i 1 tII ur 11:1p1.r, :t 11.511111011 ' f It 11'r !/n
w lilt I bei 14.tilt \ tr\ile,11"k \sthy1 1 abou t. ' I.
l't'ii , 41 .l l \i\a 11 'te - r . My Ili ' It -.ighi
(4:1 14'I i h all l hletary wi e anit1i h light a h114
1 fV E \'1:11:'1 IN I: . llei r I hal 11.- It he' s
lioi I I tu'nc li fir'at r 1it1e3 I othl' lilt.re lIla'
In e10 . Ali t ' Iai1. frt e bt't l I :1 5 let it ,
It p 211111 ili Cre Canlkill l 1 'r11111. l ol it ir. iis
irigle'. I I ll le1ill('. in t til It \a- wa 1 i at 'w 't et' s
ret ree i o11 11y fortlt'olerg hai hit. 'thK\et IVE I i ClNii
'4'1'l 1114y life l e '1.1 41 h.\ 1 )'INs l - "1 1 hl h r.- n aI
Y1o1r int. I hipt'e( hi 1 fl si ne..
I (I lfe l tinwell I ikt' a 1h,1.1 f V tiTI'O NF.
and I ree tainelll It to lny 1rt'1111.'
Y'tin' Vi- l i it ' lc ht 11 b i n1: l every a;n ly.
M' ile't r va ut1 : tir111)' 1 'oi e l 1 tii l' lit' I 3 25l.
heillih. li sits' V llt' EI N i lsic'tt geali luneih e,
1 ' I0ete' Is 4.11 .ur41 ane. lit, i1ay-, -It Ii tr'te.'' i
Inln ll t'1) lh.l i kfill.
V ery' gi:rte lly y"1t1r1.
l itsII. ( H I M. .('5\ 1.t)NS.
Senca Fain lls, Seneca rcilol cll t. onty, N . Y. t 2
Vicag~tincW
All lt l iase of t 11)0 oa.11. Ve\'"'Itin ll %
relievH :11. RI''n1. SrTN. ll le S1ch , I1,
eagetls.o. i'sr'1( thold' y. pll heaggist1
ii'i'r 6 111lli l1( 1 tulere t ph .t.-, n , 11':1(y 1''' 1--t
1100"; '1. .1TL U I 'ly IE, e tl 11)1 * , 1 ;?'lE
O'Nd/h r.Te. ofei ho (el dio ,rowii
jtt cdnty ulle pito ale.iiot o.op~a
Dr ll uore Cakefumr
II.it T24N : Dl0ei.T .br 3. JJ75.
B. SyU NNH:
J~UST I;UE
A FULL ST(
SUMMER
WHfICII W E ARE E
),ST PRINTS, 12 YARDS F(
WHITE PIQUES, 121 CENTS
V)|RY 1
-Al
FRESH PRUNES, 10 C1T
FRESH TOMATOES, 20. i
NICE FRESH PICKLES,
AN) ALL OTHER
3ROx.lA,
CHIQOLA VE,
?. 3&*~ .A. .a I T
h 'E :.l
SUOES Ai
..A.I..n X.a 3
PLtdAS1 CALL ANI) S
mnv 11
WATERS' OIIClIESTR ION atme OROAN
iv time mtnn benntIful in
style and perfect in t o
no Over made. It iss
thcecletrated Concer
to rsi, wiit is a iLno
Inmitation fthet 1lInnn
Voivce mne two turd n.
L 1hut' Octaves of hells
tunmed in perfect lanr
a RIImany ithl the reedst,
___ andtheiretl'ect isq musng..
I ent cit eletrit'ying.
- CONCELtTO,. VENI'..
COTTA( E OltfIANN, in juiue Freniela tn..
rneui conshineo PUR IT Y ofVOUCING acith great
voinn laeoof Ione, suimtabIlo f'or Pnrxtoror (humrcha.
WATERSJ' PIANOS,Mit~
AR E THlE liEsT DtIA) DE the Tonme,Tonaeh,
Workmshilp, and IDrnb lty UnsuMtrpnesed.
Warranted for SIX YR s
PiflCES EX TIR10tIELY L.O1for ensa.DMon
tiy Installments rececved. Instratmenmts to
let until paid~ for ias per contractm. A LibrI)4I~
Dlicont to1 i':achr.Ministers,Churches,Schools, etc.
AGENT'$ WA NTED. $lpecialinduIicements
to tihe tradle.lmlutat Uinloguies dalnied.
Recond-nndIstrumients ( nt RAT lIA It
SA IN1S. . tiOR A CE WATERS &: SONS,
lInniufatct arects td Deiilers,
,.4OiEAST 44th 8T.,UNION SQUAR E,N.>'
80METHIG NEW.
1~ have just receivedi sa~me vety l'ha ohle
..L Corn Whiskey, P.each arid A piple I ran
IALt incol routy, Vi rginti, anda varbops
orthier gradtes of gWesterni lIye Whiskeys,
North Carohlna Coirn and R~ye Whuiskev,.,
Do mestic anid ImpoI~cd Winies n'n1d
--ALSO
A large stock of bottled goods, consist
intg oif .Chiaimrpagne, -Lager Beer, for
famuily lrse, AIe, P'orter's, Soda Water &c.
One bar re lis Newark'I Cider on dirught.
Cool dii ks oh all descriptions. T1obaco
Cigars, -ATO.
--ATOvnHOUSE.
*J. D. McCUARLEY,
may 3 Proprietor.
E. J. MIcCarley
-3) EGlS to coll atttintioni to his no w
J) Stock of hoots anid Shoes, all siz'es
and( styles, at unprecedenitedly low prices.
ALSO,
An entirely now Stpok of Grocerlies.
Sugar of all grades,Col'ee, Rice, Homniny,
Meal, hSoap, Starch, Soda, Pepper, Ten, ttc.
Fino Seed Irish Potatoes.
Choicest Brand~s of Flour.
Best Co::n arnd Rye Whiiskey in town.
Tobacco and Cigars, Molasses, Lara,
BaIcon. lHamsin &,u Laowstpaktri
for cash.~ itraktpie
manr 3 -R. J. McOA RLEY.
\WRAPPING PAPER.
M' -RCHIANTS aro roe stod to coni
.IV.L.paro our prices for Paper and Papei
BJags,withi those~ paid elsowhiero,
Jan S UnMAS'fRn &, I3ne I
IO:6IVED,.
)CK OF NICE
GO.ODS,
ELLING V1lePRY LOW.
)R A DOLLAR.
A YAW).
KHEi.F G-QOD.S
ISO
;TS A POUND).
anal 25 CENTS A. CAN.
SOLIDl HErLJ DOZEN.
.tOODS \ I'zIIY Cfl.EA.
LXTRACTS, E '.
iOOr1T
01"
3 0'
NEWSANDHERALD
W1PE]LY 7,,D NrON,
Il~ rflLrlitul2V EVERl WE'JDxaNEHPA' AT4
- V1NNSBORO, S'r C;,
W!NNSB RQ( PUi LISI4ING C~.
IT (;oxN'l'1F ,V SUAIJMM RV OF 'rliG
T EAlTNG\C EVEN~T* 01' TI[1E ]AY.
S1n4News,
County N4;wtis,
PTI~E EITO IDEPAR~TMENT
tEC'EIv.ES hIPEcL:Ar, ATTE:NTION.
THE LOCAL CIJLUMN
Is well filled with tow!k-.d couiWty neta
The aiim o1 theo Pnl~h is t o)
F11~ST-AILY~I NI W',L'u.;;