The Anderson intelligencer. (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1917, December 18, 1914, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3

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59,507 FORDS sold in 3 months DETROIT, Mich., Nov. 30?During the first 3 months of the buyers' pro fit-sharing plan of the Ford Motor Co., . which started August 1, 1914, a total of 59,507 Ford cars were sold, or an average of 19,835 cars per month. The buyers' profit-sharing plant call ing for a return or refund of $40 or $6,0' according to the car bought, pro vided that between August 1, 1914. and August i, 1915? a total of 300.000 cars are sold and delivered, the 59,507 cars are sold to October 31 represent a efund of at least $2,380,280 on the basis of a rebate of only $40 per car. By taking the. average of $50 as the return to each buyer, the amount to be returned by the Ford company would be $2,975,350 for the first 3 months' business on the new plan. If the 30C O00 cars are sold .and delivered then the return to buyers will amount to be tween $12,000,000 a*nd $15,000,000. T'l' f v< V I u S A.I C v ... Lower Prices On Ford Cars ! Buyers to Share in Profits Effective August let, 1914 to August 1st, 1915, and guaranteed against any reductions during that time. All cars fully equipped f. o. b. Detroit. Runabout Touring-Car Town Car $440 $490 $690 _ All retail buyers of pew FORD cars from August 1st, 1914 to August 1st, 1915, will share m the profits of the Company to the extent of $40.00 to $60.00 per car on each car they buy provided 300,000 Ford cars are sold and delivered during that period. REMEMBER?JT'S A FORD YOU WANT Road Smooth Set of Four $15.00 ' . New Price K-W Motor Vibrators $15.00 We carry the above gooik iL tock, also Firestone Tires sizes TODD'S AUTO SHOP s. c. w. St Horrors -of Christraas?As They Appear to a Cynic. Uhe December > American Maga \amcs Montgomery .Flagg, the wit and- artist,' does a' Christ mas'jpfece In words and pictures in which he describes in part as fol lows tho cynical view of Christmas that, a perfectly decent man had in a dream: . < . .' "To continue the horrors, there is they family reunion! What can* be more doloful than a whole day given up to squatting in the perfcrvld circle of your immediate blood relations? In ones ?r twos it is not necessarily un bearable, but to be pinioned for 12 hours in the lap of osculatory con sanguinity Is flattening to the soul! Your family while they.treat you with the brutal affection and disrespectful familiarity of old friends, know you slightly! , They are always presumpt uous! Never doeB human intercourse descend so hear to the life in a tly tray as oh Christmas. Everyone walks and crawls about all over every other one's head! You have to sit and beam and "Shmerrychris'mus' and 'No, I said it first!' And*a bunch of obscure cousins and aunts crowd in on the al ready perspiring mass and have to be kissed through veils?veils don't help much?perhaps a little! "Then comes that Ilondishly ponder ous Christmas dinner, with resurrec tions at intervals of tribal jests drag ged out of the family mausoleum' for DID you ever think how much it costs to give you me telephone right-of-way anywhere, at all times? Your telephone matrument, which Cons?ts of 130 diff?rent parts, is only the entrance way. to your share of the vast equipment necessary in making a call. Your, line is connected with f-he great Bell highways* leaching every state in the union*?with its poles, copper wire, cross arms and insulators in the country; its under ground conduits, m& oholes, cable vaults and cables in the dues. ._' You; have the use of switchboards costing upwards ?f $100*000,000. You enjoy the benefits of coun?esn in ventions which make possible universal telephone talk. Your ser/i?e is safe^uarctfed by large forces of men building, testing and repairing lmeB. You command at ell times the prompt attention of one oi more operators.1 How can such a costlv service be provided at rates ' f its use upon a share-and-share-alike basis by cwarcny is as essenaai 10 its success as 13 tnOiW*r?i c^>?^t?v? use of;the facilities pjovided. ' to tielephone become such a no other management has many Calls may be made or ho?wevet- fkr apart StAsc?-iber^ may fefcj their annual gibbering, t<nd the co quettiBhness of brothers'; wives, anil tho parading of the dyspepsia of old Aunt Clara, and tho dinky tablo fav ors, mostly receptacles for broken glass Christmas ?andy, cinnlngly dls gulshed as snowballs, Santa . Clauses and drums and youus ducks, over which you are expected to giggle and equal, and eventually collect and take home with you and line up on the in an tiepiecer where they stay' for days until you suddenly sweep them Into the scran basket! There are 18 klndB of dessert yon roust sample and wash down, with elder, and get an . .^iwful stomachache. "Then you fatuously take turne at opening bundles, as you did when yon were children. You have to pretend you have.never seen your present be fore, when In. reality it was be own to you weeks ago. Dut you unwrap it with a beautiful assumption of inno cence, and a widening grin' tbat almost makes, your ears meet on top of*your head when your enchanted gaze final ly rests on the novel you read last summer! 'Just.what I wanted!'" 000000000000000 00 do o o ? ?ET all THE FUK YOU CAN o 0 OTJT OF CHIUSTM AS; o o ?- - o '- Get all the fun yon can out of o ? Christmas. Plonge ItttO tho et- 0 ? stosphero ' right away. Smngftle 0 o packages tfo and down stairs o o and Hide them in th? ?01 a fasii- o o Ion cd" hiding places, o 0 And remember everybody, not o o Wlttr the substantial presents ? o yen ~ have' thongs? It imperatlre ? o to phtv but with ft' jar of' Jelly, o ? ft piece of fruit cn?te or book or ? O marine cover made from bits o fr Of linen year scrap bag has for- 0 0 toishcd; a dainty sachet- ?aee 0 ? f ronf silk 'straps or "un* oks of a ? o hundred ether slirinl?'thing* yea ? 0 can work on at odd times. Thene o e are tho sort of presents white 6 e wfll restore th? ?Id time thrills 0 0 that hare been well nigh lent in e orrymg Decide on Something the Whoie Family Klf??i^ttT^Year! Develop Your Children's Music*! Appreciation With The New EDISON Diamond ?isc Phonograph! PUT all the world's best music where they can heap it every day. A long program at a concert tires a youngster, but they all love to hear a Mtre music at frequent intervals. Thus a real appreci B ?tion is unconsciously acquired, No needles to change.?? permanent diamond is th? reproducing point. The records are indestructible. Prices Range from $60 to $250. . REMOVAL PIANO SALE We wiil continue our cut prices on Pianos, Haver-pianos aria Organs until-January-1st, 1915. These are genuine Rtemoy-al ^at? reductions op tne ftifehest quality instruments and vou Wilt never Iget another chance to buy a Piano or Player-Piano as cheap as you can now. I ain Street, Anfeson^ & &