The people's journal. (Pickens, S.C.) 1891-1903, March 26, 1903, Image 8
WELL EQUIPPED.
ear thils e<1ulptent:--CourageIn your soul,
Strength in your urm and honor In your
hourt;
Thon labor e'nr((lPssly to learn tho part
You wilh . play. Succet you 1l soon con.
trol. --Suess.
I ~ --eeuo-mseS
BEHIN THE 8CREEN
A Talc of Harless Eavesdropiig.
"\Vhat is it Mary?"
"Al r. Ilu nt and another gentleman
to see nast(r. please."
..jd t' you tell theml, Mr. Mowbray
hasn't (oime } e't ?
..'es'1n. 11(1 they said they'd wait.
-'ve Shown t)("-m into the drawing
1'0u111.
'-Very tcll, I shall be downl in at
.., gentlemtnen told m1e not to (11
turb you. it I thought you would
like toI kn!ow they were here.''
'"'hatnk yo(I. Mary."
"\vill the 1-citlei11en stay to diinner?"''
.'No. I he p n1eanl I thik not.
Yntt may "'(i'l the gong at the usual i
thne. 111n't forget, llease."
.-Notm. I wo't tiorget ." And Mary
s N n I t gnmi l e d s i g f i "a n t l y t o h e I' s e l f I a s s h e
ret te i' 1 he h%itchlel. Th'l)is would
not he thill firs: time she had been I
etled nl(<C! ;t -otnd the dinner gong
at I llyI I.'e! as a gentle hint to
visito's thti it was tile tOr them to
go.
i\ay had 1iscor( d''(1 long ago, that
hosp1iality to "master's friends" was
not une of i:. youing mistress' vir
1lies.
"And ! Itn't blame het', neither."
said .Ilry to herself; "it's only nat
tipral -he shuuld(n't want them always
hangiin': around and taking master's
atIention OIf of herself, and she only
11arrieId six montllhs."
.lir: Mow bray gave a little pet1
i0nt sigh.
I ,iIee I must," she nitrmired,
atidte''ii h('r !ooking glass with a
frown. And ! 1' In she began to smille,
half r'li U.~' l:. at the face she saw 1
relle(t ed(t1
It was a l I .y face. The frown I
clouth-d -h t i: iness, bti. the smile t
lade it ewin . Yet Mrs. Mow- l
brav frte )i I d a'llst as often as she n
smiled. lr:1 :1 f hings happened to a
aunn}y 1:er. t
ill'1'}' 8n ; 1 (a 1 I)ar 0bo , of course, t
bit we'!!. he crltainly1 had his fatlts. 1
\\'ha tm .!. i.:im so late tonight, for
isam-e'' : y he hadn't gone off I
a-ain to (in : -hess with that horrid
loh Jblhos. s he did only the other c
week. '"
Ilut. no. Ie wouldn't be so selfish b
and hirid wh1"ni he knlew perfectly I
well how li.uhappv it w'ould make her. t
She had Ie,l 1'im so when he came t
holm(' at 5.:' (''louck the other night, y
and h(. had v('wed never to do it again. ,
liarry was a man of l:*,s word; she "
woul say 'hat for him. le had c
prom0is!d b8efore they were married r
to ive( ip that hatetil volunteeriig
arnd foit-a:l that always tooK upl so
mi'uch of is time1(, andl heo had kep)t his t
',omflimt so .art. hotigh she wvas quite
suir, Liih .h..!i'oils and1 the others were
dloinig t:'i'''.- to temttpt himt to break
Whatnasping him1 thtis evening? '
va si ill a mipetoitt 01 the .Jackday '
she eleilait.' i a mari'titd man with
at comolrtiai!Il-h- hm of is oJwn httad
inO buit :i 00 io a chlb, butt all
the "'111''- i '01ha .1 1 tesignled hits
memheliship.It ilead explatined to her'
that. ii. woul ti t shabb~~y tot do so, and
that ay Id iliVm Ito aot
wasui lt n\ - t i ' ito ')1) hod h'ai n
never hI 't n~ ' 1. tellle .sn till as
truo i ti !!~t . ; h La Iade honttlteap
pilr had i~ -101 I( ri l i1111 "o s,ti
wtlih ihe alay 141 Ii wor.lttt
The i H l ub10 e Ia l 'ink iii th0 haie badh
aThe w i' n..SC witing li rsadow tairgs
wersie n -:ot f h" am' ori. Th
h adrkn'w frie:d aways he wase stol da
stran.oyrto a:.'and thahay' wlihe ak
too him deat land th'at' han happened
befte ('ae h:Ht itrme. er t nd
he l n.'.itry agied. Sht wol~t
nha( ami i- iinuso ay latest
bu'St. alay ainedsoiohera a (1tte t
any abtstaint net and ltheoughts
Tlhug heuge to herse't3, lfyb lf'. h
Ie to tchrOi andetstion wiheih
againy--tod wi,( liht iry' (life ads
benaead and b drearyt blank hubanore
setnmeint it
'Il. Mowbrh~'iay size htae 'rnigr
byahimd hindbrush-Harr's e ar-s
yrset-an adio seedh?fad".
enOhm,atell' and hiathounnece'sr
dahoto lier pretty fluffy1t, hay,. i
I hsuonhse. Anmut," dre she'he
agcamin andItriepedvightl ownshtairs,
bitreaed t. Anyway,t he arcsband's
vior.s.wt Iust b ret
fPar goe tAowbray!t Teryting a
y m,l'a dundy, and don't gthn hmar
yorolf te? .mkt? I
"O,ben' marned i a'tousandttSe'si
"not' Mrs.1 Mowbut, I Iay, bon top
int hisO( on hous." A dId r ys '
aYcama ittevoan, a tlel--bta
Evide'. mArlman muntge Hrutay
natur an' d ten.i Yo,onttny." 'l
slome tohe flosmo Ilkeer?" by ie
"Noi'm( frad hle wont.tnc
"Soo ivld MowbrayhIl. He busdt
toget tireomnienon." O
"Yres, hal refwas s iplecause,
eefhe's maofhring han wife's feeln
"Adam'iks en he' Mbryin teo
''ngve fneverw every bledil thing
hepiedve f eae o,esn't."ar
hurios ari hif desrtin, hwfey've lees
, ings.
their best halfback. And old Harding
was grumbling to nle, only last night,
because Mowbray hasn't Put his nose
inside tho School of Arms for months."
"That nutst have beon a blow to
Mowbray, to give up these bayonet
Competitions- le was a dead certain
ty for at least. onO prize. ''
"It's the same with everything. Ie's
losing his form all round, It's a sin
that such a good sportsman should be
allowed to run to seed; and a w'oman
who makes her husband sacrifice all
his pet hobbite must be--"
Tho speaker paused expressively.
"Well, of course, we don't know
thai it's her fault. lie never so much
is hinted at it. Pretends he's drop
ping out of things to please himself."
"But who believes that?"
"Nobody! Oh, you're quite right
it is my fault!"
It was not, Jack Hlunt's voice that
tnswered his friend llundy's question.
The two men turned to the speaker
wvithl startled faces.
It was Mrs. Mowbray, who detached
terself from the shadow of the screel
it the (Oor and came toward them
vith outstretched ha.nds.
"It was mean to listen." she said,
lushi g all over her protty face, "but
(00 't help it. You didn't hear me
,om1e ili, and--something you said
nadlo mle wlait, and so 1--1 overheard.
Jh, please don1't think me a-a hen
)ecker!" she added hutrriedly. "Ilut
vhen you said that. abot taking warn
ng by liarry, and not. getting lat'
ied, it-it wasn't In humllan natire not
o listen. I've been thoughtless and
eifsh. It's (lonhe 11e good to hear the
rth I. Won't you shake hands?"
Ten minutes later, when llarry Mow.
)iray camne home, 110 was amazed to
Ind that his wife had set her heart
mn his singing at the Jackdaw's
loker, and when she insisted on his
pending the entire following evening
Lt the club it dawned tlpoll himl that
o mething extraordinary had hap.
lened.
NVEST POINT AND ITS BEGINNING,
-low This Strategic Place Was Occu
pied in the Revolution.
'The antiquity of Foil I'utun, at the
Vest Point Military acadeIy, has
een a question of dispute the last
ew (ays, but it will probably soon b)e
ighted, and its proposed restoration
1) its original condition. or something
Ike it, will be carried out. Ilow the
lilitary acadeny came into being, and
arious other facts about it, are of in
('rest to eve'y loyal Alericntn. The
ract, of land owned by I he govern
lenit at WVest. Point contains 2105
cre's, and was first settled in lay,
723. The greater part of this arca
'as purchasel froml Stc'ph1'n \looru
11 September 10, 1790, for. $il.08i
'he smaller aid southerly por"t ioll was
ought from 01iV('r (ridley on May 1:3,
824i, for $10,001). On Mlarch 2, 1826),
le Stato of New York eceld jurisdic
on over that part of the property oll
'hich the principal edifices co11cnetd
'iti the institution stand, and only
reserved the right to execute any pro
ess, civil or criminal, wherein the
'al or personal proPelty of the United
tates was affected."
T1he imlportance of WeTst Point in
lie Revolution was due1 to its coml
land of tile litison r'iver, th1en the
loroulghfare lor' freliht and11 paissenger
rafie between the seabtloard' aind
h'inI conlgre'ss, litaant. to thle wishO
s of tile ('(ontinent al congress'8, ire
olv ~ed to1 fort ify the hitighlat 1bs(, an ld
'o(lonel liernarld it(1man s. withI 2 1 Illn1,
.1(XCl1 exc t its pls. 1tomans11 was1 a
illftul (-hol eric i 1-ollander', atn engineer
y profess5 dI il an all emlployd of tilt
tr'itishi Crown. lieI' ((15 con 'it'ttd tie
theni \l arlile's Ittck ),. but. inl such
.nltl nsitificgr-s manne as Utoini' e
he strituresdl of( te moysto taiale pex
,ats of tIh i ilawn ro eion. i'Ilrl 1(is
1,1u, il0an alo btiale olIfi a. Aritor
'al at acmsiton of' inlOrtion,C(
.0at1e1' to ilenresoniNovembero (Itth
oi't that05 the( words .iouhy he1 assa, ile
romi(lltetl' ofhe ut c ross til hel
iier wihou a ianer to XV:w Pnt.y
I. was llann'd to (4entipy asnd oiy
iatid followed, hid "'tte ky tol pitheds
agelO5 on e liighansIt poraily fell
nli(omiablecut o f e e ey."iAfter
est Potint had abnoned theO),00 llh
adsitin togt,lOyn' o777 Gabneraby Pt
mmti andce Jaes waito awereltdtIle
"Atresses,and on uly 2r-N, 177orth
Jeduersled PrIhes comnder-n
hIf wrIe asferrealdto Ws('t ioin.
"Aniwat edrugee ( iat enerlasy higon
o>rdees" one aganst tatuneesar
an'aonale cstoml of swearGing."
o es Ploint ar valoslt $,0,000i
atire t reyas of tlt os alaboril by1( tih
local fe ndas prics,oun.t th
Jeiwerled Paronesofnia
STen prowcs ofbegar dentription."
are hicfritn jwear, bit the 1111kwar
necklaceroda ae(value at $20,000,000.H i
ever gem.vaulof Drin oril dragon
guaed teoiou colldti'o mine ghts
bres cale tht most ofharming and CuOl
tliate his Iasoondia'pice,sivai-Ro
blody rlowsI ormagnIfait pearl
ark o sotirs inoaret hilhas 50
teclbacelsoes,a vringe-paruir eari
everye gem. irst-Einwondyer cmea
theaeroBou I(hndra,Itoe igh
bDen'tlyo thinkas of Romnwiemperai
thfrois pasainato bfodnguineo
boutdyorn idaots,Itfll"fo
"All toisht,"lderi th oher, mast
wabie ctil aftoes, eleciongad wthe pear
haeayrgh to Srfowted
"Tha'nht youtnkll btsnit," dsa't
think your'l caredtodat?" o'lhv
to."-Phliladelphlia Press.
A Vienna dentist reports having
made considerable. success 'with artifi
cial teeth madeio of paper treated by a
EVOLUTION OF HUMOR.
JAMES L. FORD BELIEVES SATIRE
WILL SOON BECOME POPULAR.
Seeing Somebody Get the Worst of it
Underlies All Funny Happenings the
Worid Around--All True Wit Must
Have a Foundation in Sincerity.
Philosophers who look upon passing
events through the rose-colored
glasses of optimism may find cause for
rejoicing by comparing our national
humor of touay with that of the so
called "newspaper school" that flour
ished from a quarter to a third of a
century ago.
It was at a time when the entire
American nation scemcl to be liter
ally hungering after something funny
that "'he Danbury News Man," "Tlo
Detroit "reo Press Man," "''he Ilur
lington Ilawkeye Man,'' and a score
of others of their class sprang into
a sudden local renown which, in many
cases, grew into national fame. Their
humor was, as a general thing, of what
is known professionally as the "acro
batic" school. That is to say, it was
founded on human catastrophes of the
sort ilcilent to tho treacherous ba
nana peel, the putting up of the stove
pipe, tihe retur n fromt the lodge, the
depredations of the goat and the per
versities of the yellow dog. In the
humtnor of this school, inebriety, in its
many droll phases, played a part
whose importance it. would lbe hard to
overestimate.
We have otilgrown this school at
the present day, but let us not sneer
at it, for, after all, It was true, ster
ling humor, founded on the same
deathless principle of seeing some
body get the worst. of it underlies all
funny happenings the world around
the same principle that forms he
backbone alike of Thackery's satire
and the early English jokes of the
pulling-a-chair-from-under variety.
Mored4cr, it. was a clean, honest hu
mor which served the louble purpose
of educating the popular taste and de
veloping a few writers, like Alark
Twain and Eugene Field, who are now
a source of national pride.
For my own part, I look back with
feelings to ten(ler regret to the days
when a humorist could not only writ.e
20001) words upon opening a bottle of
kumyss or 1500 about losing a collar
button under the buareau, but also fear
lessly offer it in the marts of litera
ture. Those were days whelit a lulmoir
ist could set. tip hiis Workshop in some
pleasant. country place, and with no
stock in trado save sulch familiar
properti es as (he nother-inl-law, the
goat, the stovepipe, the banana peel
and the lodge grind out a living that
at. least gave himtl contentmlent and
good health. Once or twice a month
he would visit the city, bringing with
him a basket of his wares. Most of
the publications in those (lays dealt
exclusively in acrobatic humor, with
the exception perhaps of one which
had what was called "a reflined fam
ily circulat.ion," and was, therefore.
made the vietim of storics about "Our
little foulr-year-old," or "Our friendly
W, who lives in X-- and is (uite a
wag in his way."' No ae-robiatic- jokes
could he sold to thle edlito of thaut
periodlical, exic-pt those from wh ic-l
the cutrse hail beeni cr-aftily remoiived
by erediti ng t hemr to Captain X. of
the Forty- Seven'thI i .itaachuIs(tts reg
ime int.
lin the early3 '80s I le gr-owiing popu)1
lam-ity of "P iu,ck," " ,ite" and "Judge''
l'-ldi to the iestal iishmenru t of)age's or
columans of originalI haumlor-cus mat ter
in a vast iiumbeir of peioicloals, cr-cat
i ng a de mnanil for-I i htun great enough
to )ve-rt ax thle ca pac itly of thle r-egulIart
ly -c-iredited miemibe'rs or the Cr'ati. it
w-as thuis extraiorinariy an unl lookedl
ror- call Cotr hiumorouts mat ter- that Ieu
a vast nutimbet- of imin ail wvomen to
abanidon much suiedous luausuits as thle
eitl ivt ion of t hi- soil. t he -leansiing
of1 househol linienu. iho miing of'
inware- andc ihe plic-king of hucklebe-i
iiis ini ordr a'I at they mnigh t. bec-ome
Amriuc-iian hutumri.4ts. Humt ini spite or'
Iihe conip-t it Ohion If lhs oh rty u n
I kcill r-l Iaboir, thi' profe-ssicals profited
gi-e atly Iby thlis act i c maraket. and thle
arit. cf nurisiniig a joke anil causliig it
to cry3st alIizc into a dlozen' oi- muor-e
clistiniint mariket able fcurms, not. cine ofi
isim of ainy of the othiers, wvas c(ried
to a highuetr degiree of perfe(-tion idu
ing this peIodl than eveu before ini the
hilstor-y ofi Amer-ican Ietter-s.
The be.4t of theu hitmoists, howvever,
sought a wider field for their efforts in
the pages of the magazines, the ac
ceptance of one article or stor-y becing
deemed suffcleit to change them froiu
mere funny wvriters to "lite,rai-y men,"
and adding imater-ially to the value of
their signature.
At last the public began to tir-e of
hiumor-ous pages madoe upl of pam-a
graphs, ve.rsos and two-line dialogues
s 'toitst.uff'," as It was called-and
dIsplayed a markIed p)referenico for- the
Sunday hiumor-ous article signed by
some well-knowvn name. It was on
this wvave of pup)ular taste that IBill
Nye, wvho had made his first reputa
tion oii a western newspapcer, came
into great populaity as the p)ioneer- of
the syndicated weekly aticle, which
at the time of his death, brought him
an income of $200 a week and i-en
(ored him pi-ospe-routs to a dlegree that
the humorists of an elderi (lay nevei
dreamed of.
Bil11 Nye was the last leoder of the
i-ace of Americanm niewspap)er hu moi
ists and one of the best of them as
well. The school which lie represent
ed is fast disappear-ing fi-onm its native
soil, but it seems to have taken a firm
root in E'ngland tunder the fostering
care of Jerome K. Jerome and his fol
lowing.
As for our own humor in its most
mocdern phases, it is moe like that of
Boenjamin Fr'ianklin, tihe eairliest hui
morist of our nation, than anything
that has been known hero in many
decadeus. It is satirical rather than
acrobatic, and deals with mental
moods rather than with disasters. Its
most popular commnorcial form is that
of the syndicated Sunday article, and
its chief prophets are Mr. Finley P.
Dunne and Mr. George Ado.
Juidgin)g from the most pronounced
trend of the popular taste of today,
it is safe to predict that satire in its
highest form will soon find a large and
appreciative audience in this country,
and that the tinre is Tipel for an Amer
tcan Thackeray to satirize our manners
and vanities. A fact which serves to
deepen the rosy tint on the ltlmolous
horoscope is that the worst forms of
British comicality have never taken
root in our 3oil, and that, too, in spite
of persistent efforts to transplant
thumn.
Machine-nladO epigrams of the mere
tricious school in which Oscar Wilde
chose to sink his remarkable talents,
never took any real hold on us, al
though a vast number of the dilettanti
declared them "immensely clever"
and affected to prefer them to "coarse
American newspaper jokes." These
epigrams failed to become genuinely
popular hero because they were not
founded upon that quality of sincerity
which underlies all true wit.--J. L.
Ford, in Collier's Weekly.
GRASS HOUSES OF WICHITAS.
Ingenious Indian Architecture That
Has Become a Lost Art.
The finest house eVer designed by
a redskin is I he grass house of the
Wichitas, at tribe thatt. at presetnt lives
in southorn OkIlalona. They are the
only tribe hat ever ac'c'omlplishcl suc
cessfully the erect ion of a grass strue
ture. Soon they are to abandon these
hluts and take uilp their htmrcltmni res
ervation life in two-roomi fran shacks
which are being built for them by the
governnent. The grass house, it is
c"laimncd, is far fromi being healthful,
bt. it is certainly comfortable.
There are but about fifty old mllenl of
the tribe alive to-day who understand
tle art of building one of these houses
so that. it. will stand. And these refuse
to worki, even for genierouts wages. Thie
governmlent. has offered these grass
house builders lucrative employment
to const'uct somne houses that may be
iPeserved as mlodcels of an ancient art.
But they refuse, and the grass huts
that. utse,i to dot the prairies of the
Wichita reservation are now being
torn down. The Wichitas are deter
nline( that their huts shall not stur
vive themn.
Appearances are often deceiving.
One can look upon a grass house and
imagine it an easy thing to but ild. lBut
no so. It is inlced most Intricate. The
grass is gathered in the spring, when
it is yet fresh. The sod cutting usual
ly takes place fimmetiately after a
rain, the sod being removed to a
thickness of about eight inches. Buf
falo grass sod is the only kind that.
will answer the purpose of the build
er. Ile begins to lay the foundations
as does the stone mason, digging away
lie ear-lh to a depth of about one foot.
The grass portirm of the lchunks of sod
i.- laid to the ontsidoe, and the house is
built. to a height of from 12 to 15 feet
in the form of a pointed dome. There
is no hole in the top for t h smoke to
pass through, the latter being carried
away through a pipe on the outsile of
the hut. The door is usually in the
south, and thero are no windows.
'T'lhroulgh each tilft. of sod is ruil a wil
low reed string, and these strings are
bound 'lear around the structure. The
grass remains green and will grow if
there is plenty ot rain. It. is not at. all
unrymmon to see the sides of these
grass houses turn green as spring ap
proaches, just. as do the pastures near
them. The houses are warm in winter
and cool inl summer. Thley never' leak.
Oft en thle Indctians h ave barns madte of
lie same mait erialI. limit in these days
the redskins are madie to live ini frame
shacks, and the once faimous grass
house will sooni he but a r'ecollection.
-Scienit ific Amierican.
Soap in Shaving.
"Sr,apI in sha~iviing,"' sa id a chtemiist,
"h as two itses ihat mian pi'lersons arie
ntot atware ofi. IThe tirst 1usd is its
tffct on thle henard. it dIocs niot. scoft -
ni ~ih heard, a~ nimost. oh its are at lirst
in.,I'cl d lto thin ; it stiffteiis it and
makel~cs it briittlIe. Yo(u kinow~ soa's
otffect oin youri bmir. how it dries it.
and(1 talos th ii ciucit of' it ? You call
sec' rcadlily. 1 lien, its effect on t he
heatr.. It nalos e'ach hair' stamch up,
stiffi and bile I ,oc as to coffer a goodc
r'c:istanic'e to lihe razor. cir t he raz'oir
is a sawa in irealit y. a tiny saw; and it
will Out through~i a thiung int is htard
and st iff', but ainyt hiing suIt it. will
Th'e' othler' use ol' soap ini shaving is
as aii anitisepitic. Shav'inug. ax we ~in
Amriec' condulct it, look-s lIke a prIOt
ty ~ Peilouts busineISS. It seems to offer
to the germifs of iiaiiy dIiseases a
('hanlce to ge t lhir i work in. 1. for'
Iinstanc(e. have some disease or citheri
in my)3 blood. Aly b)arber cuts me.
Blood gets oni his raz,or. The biladle
isn't sterilized, and germs from my)3
velins paiss inito y'ouri system when thle
barbei' cuIts y'ou. You, then, contract
my disease.
"Thn t, I say, is the evil that shiav
ing seemis to ca~use, bult as a mat ter
of factc it dloes notihing of' thle kind.
It's Onl aiccounit of the 'soal) that the
processO is priactically hai'mless. T1he
at hem' that shaving Soap and1( hot water'
mako is an anitiseptig boltioni, quite
as good as solutions used In hiospitala
durlling op)eraitions. ils lather kills
the bacillus of typhid( and of the va
riouis skin and blood ailments, it
kceepsa you fr'om contriacting disease in
the barber's chlair."-Pilatdelphia
Record.
Lives Lost Thru6cgh Risk.
A list madec upl at i'andcom fi'om news
paper accounts and without aiiy
thought of 'omleltenes5s of thle numi
ber of pers'onis who have lost their
lives thr'oughm thiis passion f'or i'isk, the
love of hazard, dli'ing the last few
months makes a total of several huin
drecd. Thhi includes some 45 per'sonls
w'ho have lost thleiir lives in motor'
car's, 17 who have "missed" their
footing in balloon exhibitions, 9 who
have been1 ushered out of existence
by the means of' the bicycle and its
allied conti'ivances, 2 wvho have
climbed steepiles foi' tihe last time, 3
br1idige jumpllers, 17 Alpine cilimbers5, 5
long distance 'swimmers, 7 who havo
been blotted out of existence by yrari
ous other agencies or methodis de
signed ostensibly to promote the Joys
of this p)resent life, If to this list
wo should add the 300 other mountain
climb)era, -who, it is said, have lo'st
their lives in the Alps during the Past
10 years, the total sacrifie of human
life to tile rage for risk would indeod
assuinme formidabie proportions,
The British South Africa company
has decided sto expend $10,000,000 on
railways in the Dark Continent,
PRANKS OF FORTUNE. '#t
Some Recent illustrations of Unex.
pected Prosperity.
Romance Is the charm of life; the
htope oT fluding it is often the only
ray of sunshine which breaks the gray
cloud of monotony or misery under t
which the cvery-day mali and woman
tolbs and molls. Forttuno's wheel has
lately played a few interesting pranks
in the destiny of mre men in Russia
and Italy which reminid one of the
wonders of Aladdin's lamnp. Thus a
poor fellow named Sha!yapin, who a
few years ago labored long and hard
for his dtily bread in various Russian
cities, standing oil the lowest rting of
the ladder, is now the prince of Rus
sian singers, and, what is more, t
splendid actor over and above. When
ever he appears before the footlights
the thieatre is crowded to the ceiling
and the manager has to "turn money
away." In Italy a sudden revolution of
the fateful wheel has produced a simh
flar result, and Sig. Giorgioni, who
was only a fishmonger some eight
months ago, is a theatrical star of the
very first maglitudio to-day. lie was
noted until last year for the loud, sil
very voice with which he was wont
to cry out and praise hits finny wares
in the market-place, drawing a coil
;i(lerable crowd of buyers away fron
his competitor's. One day a lover of
Itsic, chancing to pass that way,
heard the voice, and declared that
there was money and music in it.
Giorgfoni Ihereuponl changed the fish
market for a nitsic school, and has
now imado his first appearance before
the public of Naples with a triuimph
which breaks all records. The walls
of the San Carlo theatre quaked with
the thunider of the applatise which
greeted the ex-fishmonger, and musi
cal critics are squandering upon his
performance the superlatives of all
the adjectives of praise in their vocab
ulary. lie is credibly asserted to be
the prince of Italian tenors, and a
likely candidate for the championship
of the world.
Prizes in life's lottery ar- restricted
to no one profession or calling. They
may be fewer in this career and more
miner'ous in that, but they are the
monopoly of none. This universality
of lucky chanie was curiously exem
plified a short tine ago in the
Gorman capital by a laity whose occti
pation--she was correspondent in a
(I ressmaking est ablish ment ---shut her
outit from the every-day world, and left
her little o)portunity of bettering her
position. But the psychologicalmoment
arrived when an implnot+r out in Mon
teVilo w'rote to a Berlin firm saying
t iat. he 1 reftsedl to tecept a large con
signle'nt of goods sent. hili, and gave
various grounds for his attitude. The
lady corrspolldent reIpliel to his let
tor with great Ingenuity and equal
energy, and the cit'respondeice, ear
ried on for a considerable t ime wiithi
remiarklably gre(at. em ph asis. ended ixn
tI:o tritmpllh of the lady. Thqe goods
were finally accepted and paid for. At
present the importer in question, who
is travelling on business, paid a visit
to Berlin. called on1 the firm, and spoke
of the (lispute in which he had been
worstedl. Thle wealthy creole was not
a little aistonlished to learn that all
Sine arguxments lhadi biexn formnulated
axnd the letters wr'itt en by a younigt
lady. Het asked to) see hex', fell in love
with her ii'on the spo0t, propiosed. and1(
was accepted then and t here, and thus
his biusiness trip has developed itto
a dciilihtfut weivddin xg tonr. The dlress
miak{ing firm 1 inow besieged with1 ap- '
lien-t ioirts for' a post-' whichi oiffers such3
at t tae-t ivye poss i lix ics..-LOxodo Daiflyi
Tielegr'aph.
Ether-'Dtinking in Russia.
'T' l.Ii habt' f ehex' drixikinig is knxown f
to be' pre'(valenti in sme4 parts ox' tOts
nia ni. ci list i'rut-.a.a amid al lie
< itaxis oft the auitioxrit ic- to (combIat
thie vtil ha:vcex liteta lwen: almost
'-xed iioar t'~f s givenx in thie lts
|.tx 'sllospa 'ers of a icent 1 ace i.G-nt,
w.')!ih ticutntl aut a pla'e cnlled
Tr'Ji'.n1.. lnr i dxrunxk hy- f'armelrs
4on(5 l'si v( ocai onis. whieni itl appears t
to be' 'Ol conied ill pailfutls. A irmit-1
cxr cbi ix n irg hxis sonl's weddling x ii th
flnel:tss ox lhis hetSpitality got inx two
imIils of ethIier. IDur inig thle pr'ocess of
devatin xg thle (either inito bot ties a
'.iilt'i exploisioni took place, 1)'y ' w ih
xix chi ld reni were k illed, anad toni aid uxl
dianger'ously, andi 1-1 other'is mlore' or'
less sever'ely, inijurxed.--3irit ishx AIdi
cal Jour'nal.
Development of Arkansas. 4
Ptoof of Arkxansas's gradual yet ra
1)1( deveilopmxlent is conlstan5tly Iforth
coinxg, says Tile St. Louis RepIuiblic.
WVithin a few wveeks a lar'ge niumfberi of
ne0w eniter'prises have sprttuig up,
ax-ong which are a onle-hlundrlxed-thlou
sa1nd-d olax' development com11pa1ny and
a large luxmbex' compaxiy at Pixie luiff;
a lar'ge mxinintg concer-n at Y'eliville,
a $50,000) lumber comlpany i.t St. PautI,C
a $:20,000 wagoxn factor'y at Jonesbor'
outgh, a $3t00,00t0 sawmrill at Lapile: at
Forest City, a lp'ge gin and millixig
companty, and at Ullytheville a big
spioke and handle f,actot'y. Ar'kansas"s
e'xhibition of its wealth, resources,
axnd inidustial pr'ogress at tihe Wot'ld'
Ifair' will be a revelation to the United
Against improvements.
T1ommiiy had beenk a towxn moulse all
his little life up to the presenit year', I
bitt wvork had1( been plentifuli with Dad, t
wno was dhiscuxssinlg with his wilfe l'hoe
desix'ability 0t sending Tommy foi' a
wveek ixnto the coutrxy. Toxmmy lis
texned thoughtfully, and( at. length
brtokO in:
"I don't wvant t.o go."
"WVhy not?"
'Causeo I've heard they have thr'ash
ing xnachinxes in the country, and it's
h)ad enough hiere in town, where it's 1
done by hand.--Sparo Moments.
Bound to Get There.
"4Don't you thintk," said tihe gener
outs-minaded man, "that you would feel<
moxre kindly towardl yoitx political rival
if you could imagine yourself in his
pilace?"
"My dear sor," answered the ener
getic man, "4mere i maghiation won\s
do. I'm going to p)ut mysel.f in his
place if it can possibly be managed,
He has one of the bdst places in the
goverment service." - Washington
*ta . -
THE3 SUNDAY SCHOOI(
INTERNATIONAL LESSON COMMENTS
FOR MARCH 29.
Reevw of t1ho Leuraonm For tio First
Quarter of the Yetar-ltost 1 (or. xI11.,
"-10-Golden Text, Alatt. zxvlll., 20,_
The $uanry.
Jntroduction.--Thteleson s this < uarter
cover 1ortiutss of p e 811( t-lird
iio:lry Ju!'ne'. Alt bough great Opl'
-p-siti rout h ltnearly every place he
visited, yet the gospel took a (eep) hold
oi the heat of the people, and in many
ofi 91 adinK eitie; of the world goodt
tu mrehes were establis{(ed. I)mring hia
l nssionarys' jour'ney; 'il 'a ot only 1reached
the g '..Ii e im all the 4 tiet he visited. but
be l;ttored with his Iutls to stupport mint
'immar y.- -',eloln 1. ..ITot e: aulTerintg
or t h',tst. .1'haee: I'hihippi. Pa,ull o hi
bceond inissiuniu juurney v 1i, I h iippi,
a city' of \lai-edotnii. l'ey are folloed
by a fortune L.el lr: IPaul wis grieved
conuadleuld the spiiit to come out of her'
a1'ut111 and. Silas arrested; a mob h rose up;
the mnissionaries were hieat.n <. e,s it
11risohl; at nimdnighl. they pIaye"d ;ilal! sang
I raises; a great a"trthtlukii e; ('he dottry
v'r O nt"c t enel and I b;et 14 : hlu e . ; the jtlelr
drew ins swor<d; l.Itul '.avets himn: the jailer
vonver ed: I'.,nl anoti ila c..e<1 it.
11. '(Tltie: I'aul" ;. ve and ear- for thtw
chturebl. 'T'he epltistle to the hl' liiplianls
was writlen by I'.mul. fromt Nome. in A. I).
f:3, a1nd lent lt" 'y:p., ."hlrodiln i . -.sil -
his great. love" 14 l i hl e saint,: .;;Il. th.m
his joy and crown; m4:u.s thltem to Ztalnt
fast; to help the wlnnn who brr wi"I,
hint; to .thwv ; ,'ej,ti. ; to be tn oh-ate.; l,
pray and give th anl,: -',ir, that t- v
mlay be kcl)t throut;h iltun:: exh rte ;t It
to think ln holy l niiiug ; thailLs ti e.m .ol
the gift sent: tells o hlis t"onten t le t and
strenge h in h'rll'ist,
i 11. ''opie: 'aul ptrovinlg that .le4u is
the'. P('hr;t. Paul mll his companions, ex
ee t luke. ltave tl 'h ih ri and go to Tl'hen
tt;llon'eI.Pau1 entered thie symagogule and
the tht'e 1 .)thit h dav.: reasoned with
thenlt out. of tin- Setiiotu'res, provinug that
-Jesus was the l'h ri;t. sur. Adf the .Iew.s
behieved and jo tt themsehe; to laul and
Silas, but '.i the tientiles, "a great ullti
tude' bertIile ('hr"i,tials. The tunbeliev
ing lewl gatlwerted a4 moh. act the city in
ie upolra' and t.tatl'ited the house of Jla
son. Paul n4l Sil.i were sent to le'ea by
ight,d d'at one hegn to preach iu the
ttynaggume inl that t v.
.llv. Tl'le: ('hv thurc"h exhne ted to holy
hymg. l'he letter to the Thessalonians
wa writiten by P eaul in A. 1). 25. They
had nihsuneler.'tood Il's teaching on the
sec'ond contiung of <'rs. In this lesson
Paul g;ives themn vii ioui exhttrt.itions and
direc"tions. T1'hey art ' 1t, t admonish the
dhsod('rly ; to en1)4 lr'our-e' .'11 ) support the
wseak:; t.o atlways do g. td: t" t nntantly re
joice, pra an<o give thi i : ]'n l to quem-h
the- pirit 04' r 'sltise r t 'Itit ymlls; to,
pro'e all things; in (41 Ill st th. good, but
abstai tfrom evil; thc"y are c.dlt"d to en-'
tire sanctliliention.
V. Topi: The sun11rir of oftiue trite
(;od over. the gods of the heihe-n. Pml
having left Berea goe.; to Alhhent;: ad
dreses the Ihilo olshers on1 \itlrs' fil);
c"omtmends themt for being relitius; calls
atI ention to an altar to all u'knowil (,oid
tells the ~f the (;od of heaven, who
crented ail thins: iuormerly 1gnoranee pre.
vailed, but. now al:l me-t Shouhl repent:
a:peak; of the .iudgmtent ain re::ur'rection
bilo ln oelol: at ftw ihelieved.
V'1. 1 Tolttie: ll a i'.: -1sueei and lo
c,ses m(I Cnorinth. Pau14 l was in Corinth
0ne year and six months. frotm A. I). 5'2
to 54l. lIf( met A<puilt andl I'risu'illa; abado
with tIlhm; torkled at his trIde; reatsoned
ml thet synagogue: wsvt "joinled by Sitas ;md
'inothy; r'eaehet! ('brist ; the ,!ews, b as
phemedc; Paul Iurnwd to the (;entiles; had
a great rpi r ti l llthel t14; was comfotledil
by a- vision; t'1ri sus and mlhany Cori
Llhian, believed.
. Toiie: The dut(y of Christatns with
resplet to weak on;eiences. Ilel( (pistle
to- the Corinthians wais wrlitlenl bys' lui,
from1 ' Ih esus, In A. ). 57. \'ar"iiou per
Ilexig questions aros41 in the Colrinthian
504l11. To ie:111 The exllencie(1 CoStf4 love.
knoledge,II geneoi): 44t, self-denia - these-~jpf
all amount)'I'4 t nothing w4~ ithout le.gt lofe
Ns tl'. prn ialt ig.)uleeh)o g
- Is kmd;1, env ient lo : uteWt II n t;is o
('s' n1t provoked do1he~tis not, think or mdi-n4
'talec u 1o eil:) ejir et bl not in415 wanriht
(letneo rieth 'i)the truth; heasreplth,
nae lveth hopeth 7u C amianetoll hings;e
p4chhI TopiS T 1)ahiishin the church~ of
EheEulh.SA'olls. arive's at-Il I)phe0us; he-C
tgan tow speak holdly4( was instruqcfted thel
"o. of o mepeerW4 irt I t y ) A 1r'l.)ian
Priylad;w deatei (edrinth:n wardom
mende by teibrthrn. Pul .vin
star'e on hpis th~Iirdmonnahrvourneith
reThe ('jusesu:to - the diJh4Rilgwscieni
theyha writeeive thefi'' 14olv Rt;'nhen the
bid not inu tid gs. ban ile pon the
thostley G41h14o thue foc thm; they sa
bn. Tic: Thn 8)uplIerri)y'oftue this
habrcy in4( gre naofu for the 1nonths.e
Thiencolhe unbe1hrin(1 t .lew t reiled hris-Vn
plaei rannu Pau'lt.''i wrought mo.n tmira
eles orb woIhesus utmn lwtre fait.ldo
Shurdiden.ws 'eain i1r vaIahordw
Atlantabt toii;t Paulv andat. Vut. evil
ChTiehs t'd the5i man inthom thers ueil
tmnt wbdeaoet on tIdherm fand wo)1.1).
the. Manyl(BtI' who tf praced l'ihy 1)f
wifet ound thewayI Augkst. a, h
bneit o. is Quieth altieft The' tis
ilnans eety841l'y agn (1(a mob. teell
nigh. Dr-0. CDeet' ased(a tum'lt
delad hefore cmigt or buiess,l was r
d)anger of aen lyr-oghtclin disritte
Myuserios his)comnions hadIhIn.
(la,reainge.NoamfoDiana,Wthtgrddesta
tion EThre aboreruls wereprablyn were
talizued and ha score arled mhad not
te eown, ly ht.pe icnd qite ah
thoue a.shalfarilees. er re
aXd1al th popieravtion throg fmdath.
Thcenitle of the eposions was wrnid-e
rby aa ged. undernd 500 windowI
wlase weret bon, and rnetnh
beck.er inThe cause. of thi eleson the
atle ek.oltefatthtnhy.a
be deadomcams rnee to natur moe
wqeponed" band maae to aittin havenry
formidorbe workslbuteroughor fait
tlangimt,Spvo dev . D. m.sJ
Chiheter pstr o te irs Pe4
WILL BE TAXED,
)plnlon ConcerAing Building and Losg
Associations.
Building a11(1 loan associations must
)e taxed. '1'hat is the advice given the
om)troller General by the Attorney
Jenoral'ty oflice, the opinion being
written by the assistant attorney gen
Dral, Mr. Townseud. 'Tis is an inno
vation, at least in sonic counties, and
the attempt to assess and to collect
taxes may be taken into the courts
But the attorney general has advised
that this is required by the law and
the Comptroller General will act ac.
curdingly.
When the auditor of tichland coun.
ty, Mr. W. 11. Gibbes, Jr., was told of
this yesterday, he stated that he hai
lready decided to call the attentioi
Af the county board of equalization tc
Ciis matter. Mr. Gibbes states that. he
las had a niumber of people to ask hii
w they must make a return of theil
dtock in buildling and loan associatiots
and( lhe has toldl them that the ('om1
pany as such and not through the in
ividuial stockholders is subhject. to tht
taxation.
hBnt of all the nine "donestic" huild
ing and loan associations in the ity'
of Columbia, not one has be n oi the
taxlbooks and not oe liats matide a te
turn this year. There is another cOtm
pany with headtluarters in Syrlaiuse.
N. Y., which is said to be subject t(
the laws of taxation on ac-outt of it
business in Columbia.
One of the Columbia companies, th<
1)omestic, is exemt ptte because i
started In business after the first o
the year. The other eight are th(
B3nilding and Investmeat Company o
Colmbia, the Richlandi, the Citizens'
the People's, the Honestead, the Pi
delity, the Security, al.'l the Pruden
tial. Mr. Gibbes could fin' no evidenc(
of returns having been made by thesi
comptanies.
Comptroller General Jone: has re
ceived several letters which cause
him to get a declaration t'nm th<
offlice of the Attorney General. The
build'ing and l":an companies tllin
that their credits or mc'tgages shouk
not be taxed as the property on which
the mortgages are given is itself
taxed and the law does not permli
'double taxation." Another contentior
is that while the mortgage might have
been given for $1,0)0, and while the
party might have made many paymeni
ind have reduced his actual. Indebted
less to the ('ompa)ly yet he mlort
sage would be taxed as if no. payments
lad ever been mtade thereupon. The
)pinion of Mr'. Townsend al)plies to in
;urance companies and other organi
.atfons not now taxed.
THE COMPL-AINT'S.
Mr. Walter 1. Ilazard, president o
bhe Home fluildtig and Loan Associa
iont of Georgetown. under date of Jan
tu'y 29th, filed a com)plaint that the
'onpany has been paying taxes for
several years undaer pro't.est, claminy1it
hat it is not liable to taxation, owingi
to the pecutliai' nature of its busi.
ness. IHe contends that the funds of
,he association are loaned to the
thareholders, secured' by mortgages
)n personal and real property which is
Llready taxed. The law does not con.
Id. hate "douible taxation" wvhlch, hc
inms, is the effect of taxing the build.
ng and loan company.
Mr. HIazardl then. cites facts which
end to shtow dliscr'imfinationi. The only
)ther bitilding and. loati companity in
ieorgetowvn Is tihe Eureka3, which has
1 caplital stock (of $150,000 bitt is tnot
issessed for taxation. "And yotu- peti
iner is reliably infornmed atnd be
ieves that the large niutmbert of simi..
ar' associations dhoing business in Co.
umbia atnd Charleston also0 enjoy
mmliunlity fr'omi taxation.''
W'herefore( the ('om11patiy begs to be
-el ie'vedl0i tf utheir ta xa tion and ask s
otr a rebate of taxes fot'r 1902. iThis pe
ItilonltQC recies fav'orable etudorsemett
md1( 1. M1. Luaues, ('olmt-y tr~eaisurtor.
Mr'. H. J1. Deatn, chait'tnt (If theo
>oard (If assess5ors of Spar'tanburg e(it v
Thool ditiet. roet tecmpr
1'Tesa itn regard to1 this .-ame'
'(1m1panRieks shiould not11 ret I un lhe
'teiit on the first day~ oIf thle year1. Iti
eturni Sittluts ('n1sh 01n eac.h series on
hat dazte, bult RnO accoun t is ta1k':n of
noney' loaned on 'ollanteralis.
WlLi2 IT WVOl'T A lIlfSIIP?
Ala.i. Jhnl H. I'arle of (;reenville. at
or'ley forI thle Carolitna I.oan an-'!
L'rulst ('om1pany, also filed a compa111it
withl tIhe comnptroller., lie emlphlasiz'ied
he statteents that ''we havte no fix:ed
m1 taxed r'eal ('State," "niot a baRnk,''
(10 RnOt take depos0its,"' ''make no loans
)Uend(orsed tnotes," "genet'ally have
tn over'draf't," etc. The complaitnt con
hide's:
"If thIs little compilany has to pany
lhe high t'ate of tax here on the mnort
ages It holds In trust, It will rutn theml
lmt of business fot' we cannot pay both
mn real estate andl on our assumed
~apital stock, which is repre1'sented by
ald r'eal estate."
In reply to the comptroller genet'al,
dr. Trow.nsenid said that building and
oan compIanies are to be0 taxedl as
>ther companion and he cited1 a deC
'1_101n of the Illinois supreme court to
how that It wold( not be douible tax
tion. "Bulilding and Loan Associa
lins should be requiired to return all
oassecurecd by mor'tgages on real
stt .rtaxat.ion at their full value,'
Iheathani, Robert Quattlebaum and
slebe Penn, thlree ne li known wvhito
armners of tile Phoetnix sectioni, were'
CR'iOusly shrot fromi ambl)lilusat 2
'elock Thut'sday m1o'rnin'g ait somel
>lalce b)elow Callison, a postofflce about
en illes belowv heto. Mr. Uhieathiam
'eeived a charitge of buckshlot in1 the
typer part of his body, hIs hanids, arms
mnd chest receiving tIle loaid. Although
it close i'ange his physician tinksl
lhat the wounds are not nCcesnarily fa
al. Hie will recover unless some1 comU
>lications set is, Mr'. Quattlebaum hal
us left arm bt'oken atnd also r'eceived
011e 110811 w1.ounds( In thle uppier' par't of
lie body. Mr. Penn's wound was made
>y a charge of bird allot whi.ch center
'd In the calf of the loft.
Although the shlooting occurred at 2
>'clock In thle morning no news of It
ras received hei'e until after midday,
hen the report was very meagre as to
ietails and Is yet as for that. No one
rotm that section seems to know any
hing about It. lpr. 13. W. Cobb of this
>lace was summoned, bitt he has not
ret r~etur'ned. Tile facts as to. the
younds were obtained from Dr. .J. L.
eVard of Phoenix, who was the first
Ihlysician to r'each the wounded men,
t is r'eported thtat the shooting was
lone by negroes and that .seven or
tIght volleys wore exchanged. Those
vho really knoW are extrem'ely re
inlent.