The people. (Camden, S.C.) 1904-1911, May 05, 1904, Image 7
With alTtW kml S ilMwrii ot
l&i*. it* big ?M its smaller
, jwfni Is, there is n olnt or utitkMw
?kick wo k>n tt wtwd with in the
In of mWi and ptiu. la mm way and
by nm bmu ?my one ku a touch of
Umb in KM fern at IOO? time. Trifling
as mm of them may ho, the risk is that
they will grow to something greater and
rack the system with contlut torture.
There is nothing, therefore, of this kind
that we have a, right to trifle with. TakM
la time, the worst forma of paiaa aad
ache* are eerily subdued aad cored'
by the free use of St. Jacobs Oil.
No well regulated household ought to be
without a bottle of this great remedy for
pain. Tt is the specific virtue of penetra
tion in St. J.i?o1m Oil that carries it
right to the pain spot and effect a a prompt
cure even in the most painful eases of
Rheumatism. Neuralgia, Lumbago, Sciatica.
You want it .list in the house at all times
for hurts, cuts and wounds, and the house
that always lits it keeps up a sort of in
surance against pain.
The Brighton (England) Aquarium has
forty-one tank* .-?nd is 713 feet long by 100
<ccl wide. It is the largest in the world
Whales Swim Long Dlstancee.
Whales that swim about the Island*
which lie off the coasts of Norway and
Finland In March and April, trarel Im
mense distances. In May they tuijl up
at the AzoreB, or even at the Bermu
das. and sometimes pay a visit to th?
Antilles. They swim fast, for in June
they are back again off Norway. Some
of these whales have been known to
bring back evidences; of where they
have been, for harpoons of the pecu
liar kind used off the coast of South
America have been found stuck la
them.
FITS permanent ly cured. No flts or nervous
ness after first day's usoof Dr. Kline's Great
Nerve IWstorer.fi trial bottleand treatlsofree
Dr. 11. H. Hums. Ltd.. 831 Arch St.. Phlla., Pa
If the good die young what's the matter
with the parson who lives to a ripe old
age?
(T** Allen's root-Kas*.
It Is the only cure for Swollen, Smarting,
Tired, Aching. Hot, Sweating Feet .Corns and
Bunions. Ask for Allen's Foot-Ease, apowder
to be shaken into the shoes. Cures while you
walk. At all Druggists and Shoe Stores, 25o.
Don't accept any substitute. Sample sent
Faaa. Address, A Hen S. Olmsted. LeRoy.N.Y.
One way for n young man to make a hit
with the girl's father is to strike him for a
loan.
l'T7T.VAM Fajdelfbs Dries color more
goods, brighter colors, with leas work
than ethers.
With the exception of the girl's father
and the dog. all the world tolerates a lover.
Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup forehlldren
teething, soften the gums, r?Kluces inflamma
tion allays pain, cure* wind colic. 25c. abottle
Some girls had rather flirt than eat and
some do noth simultaneously.
1 amsurePiso'sCuro forConsumptlon saved
my life three years ago. ? Mas. Thomas Hob
ri*s, Sluple St.. Norwich, N.Y., Feb. 17, 1900.
Other people's troubles bore a man more
than his own.
To Improve Italian Hallways.
The Italian Stute railways, accord
ing to a report front Rome, will Boon
place orders for 200 locomotives and
several thousand freight cars.
?lOO Reward. OlOO.
The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there Js at least one dreaded dis
ease that BOienee has been able to euro in all
Wastages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh
Cure is the only posltivo euro now known to
the inodical fraternity. Catarrh being a con
stitutional disease, requires a constitutional
treatment. Hall's CatarrhCure Is taken inter
nally, actingdireotly upon the blood and mu
cous surfaces of the system, thereby destroy
ing the foundation of tho disease, and giving
ghe patient strength by building up tho con
stitution and assisting nature in doing its
{work. The proprietors have so much faith In
ra curative powers iut?L llioy offer One Hun
dred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure.
Send for list of testimonials. Address
F. J. CgEqsi A Co., Toledo, 0.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
I OH In Trinidad.
! On the Island of Trinidad oil is
found amid a huge tropical vegetation,
mnd is said to be of first-class illumi
nating power.
Labor disputes were fewer in 1903
than in any of the previous 10 years.
The total number was 360 disputes,
?ffcctinfT n 3.873 work people.
Miss Rose Peterson. Secre*
Ury Parkdale Tennis Club, Chi
cago, from experience advises all
young girls who have pains and
sickness peculiar to their sex, to
use Lydia B. Plnkham's Vege
table Compound.
How many beautiful young girls de
velop tuto worn, listless and hopeless
women, simply because sufficient atten
tion han not been paid to their physical
development. No woman Is exempt
from physical weakness and periodic
pain, and young girla jjst budding into
womanhood nhould bo carefully guided
physically as well as morally. Anotbor
woman,
Miss Hannah E. Mention, Col*
llngswood, N.J., says:
" I thought 1 would write and tell
jon that, by following your kind ad
vice, I feel like a new person. I was
alwnvs thin nnd delicate, nnd so weak
that 1 could hnrdly do anything. Men
struation waa irregulcr.
" I tried ft bottle of your Vegetable
Compound and began to feci better
right nway. I continued its use, and
am now well and strong, aud men
struate regularly. I cannot say enough
for what vour medicino did for me,"
? #0000 forftH If or If' ml of ctbom litfr proolnf
ftrwlnineti tarnot bt pro4uotel
' Lydis E. Pin li ham's Vegetable
Compound will cure any woman
In toe land wlio suffer* from
womb troubles. Intlam mat-Ion of
the ovaries, ?nd kidney troubles.
WE PAY SIS I WEEK Mi EXPENSES to
m*n with Ht to Introduce poulfrr ?nd ?tork
i sum
Sw* K?<?. Hvrf Co, lowftctljr. ls..h?vo ? ?u to
VIBE WIS FLOSSY?
The Lady From Boston
Wonted to Know.
T
HERE wan once a r*Jlc of I
the glacial ace in Bonton
who wan discovered by a
hardy explorer from the
wllda of Chicago and
brought out here to preside over hi*
Advertising department. The relic wuu
of the female eex. and her icy attitude
bad an exceedingly chilly efTect on the
gay and hlltlieftome solicitor* whose
business it was to get her signature to
advertising contracts for their various
publication*.
"I'll tell you what." said one of the
solicitors, who was a most persevering
Individual. "I am itound to get an ad
vertising contract from that old lady.
My reputation depends on It. 1 am
going home now to think of a scheme."
His fellow solicitors smiled. They
had all tried their wiles on the old lady,
and all lu vain. But they did not do
Justice to the' depth of Intellect pos
sessed by the man they laughed at.
He went home, eat down and thought
and thought.
"What?" he asked himself, "are maid
en ladies of an uncertain age chiefly
Interested in?"
For Ave minutes he sat still while the
wheels revolved. Then, like an insn'lr
atlon, the proper answer to that riddle
came into his head.
"Maiden ladles of an uncertain age
are chiefly interested in ruts." was the
way he put it to himself. "I 'will tell
her a cat story.
"What, if anything, could he expect
ed to start a sllglil thaw in the ley at
mosphere which surrounds her?
"What has such a softening, such a
genlaiizing influence as humor? I will
tell the old lady a funny cat story."
With the problem solved he acquired
what he thought was an amusing story
altoiit a cat, and thus equipped again
sent in ills card to the feminine adver
tising manager from Boston. Artfully
he steered the conversation into the di
rection of felines, and at the proper
moment he began his great experiment.
"The wife of a frleml of mine who
lived in Jersey City." he began, "had
*s her dearest pet a handsome tabby
which was called Flossy. The tabby
lived to a great old age. and linully. In
the due course of time, became de
funct. This sad event happened in the
winter time, and It was therefore Im
possible to provide Flossy a fitting
sepulchre in the frozen earth. My
friend's wife, in her dilemma, appealed
to her husband. Every morning on his
way to his office in the city my friend
crossed from the Jersey shore on the
ferry.
" 'Wred,' said his wife. 'I am anxious
that Flossy shall have a proper burial.
I will wrap the remains neatly in a
parcel, and when you cross the river
this morning you can commit them to
the deep.*
" 'Certainly,* mid my friend. Tlio
parcel was neatly wrapped in brown I
paper and lie carried it in one hand
when he loft the lionse. While wait- I
Ins for the ferryboat to start he pot I
Into conversation with a friend, who
proved so interesting that when he pot j
off the l>oat on the New York side he
found that he still had Flossy in his |
possession.
" 'Oh. never m'nd,* he said to lilm
?elf. Til keep Flossy here at the office,
and when I go home to-night i'il take
her nlong and drop her into the river.*
"Accordingly he dismissed Flossy
from his mind entirely and plunged
Into his day's work."
The advertising solicitor, who was
telling the story, was glad to note that
by the time he had reached this point
In the narrative he had succeeded in
getting the close attention not only of
the lady from Boston, lmt as well that
of the four or live clerks and steno
graphers in the room. They had nil
quit their work and were listening ?????
crly to his story. Already he saw suc
cess ahead, and with that as an inspir
ation he told the rest of the story with
renewed animation and enthusiasm.
He looked the old laily from Boston
straight in the eye and went on.
"When evening came he picked up
Flossy, still wrapped in her brown
paper shroud, and took a ??a;* from his
oftleo down to the ferryboat. At the
dock, as it happened, lie met again the
friend with whom he had talked dur
ing the trip across tin* river in the
morning. They exchanged salutations,
and. half unconsciously, he noticed I
that his friend also carried a brown
paper parcel In one hand.
"The two men walked Into the cabin
and sat down together on the plush
covered seats which ran along one side
of the room. Between was a vacant
seat, on which they laid their respect
live bundles.
"The talk between them was on the
prospects for a rise in Metropolitan
stock, a subject on which my friend's
friend was especially well posted. And
ns m.v friend held an interest of ?pv
eral thousand. dollars in the stock. It is
easy to understand why he was deeply
Interested In what he could learn of its
prospects.
"At any rate he listened so closely to
the story that presently the boat land
ed at the dock In .lersc.v City, ami he
sat up with a shock <?? remember that
lie had again forgotten to decently in
ter Flossy. But he picked up his bun
dle from the vacant seat and went on
home, smiling at the curious train ?>f
circumstance* which had resulted In
still leaving Flossy on Ills hands, llav. |
ing a well developed sense of humor,
my friend felt no anger at fate for
playing him such a Irick. It waa mere
ly a good Joke on himself. That was
nil. He would carry Flossy home again |
and tell his wife about it. Then, In ,
the morning, lie would lnakr it his
business to nee that the proper rites I
and ceremonies were performed."
The advertising solicitor was ueartng
the point and climax of his story, lie
stopped for a moment and looked to
see how It was going. Hie lady from
Boston was all attention. There was
an almost tender, sympathetic look In
her eyes. He could see her III imsgln
atlon already fixing her name to a
large advertising contract. The sten
ographers and clerks la the room still
sat motionless, drinking In every wor
which fell from his month.
"My friend walked on home, with h*
brown paper parcel In his hand. HA
wife met him at the door.
M 'I've brought Flossy bark.' he said.
'I forgot nbout dropping her into the
river, both going over and coming
back.*
"Then he went on and told her in de
tail the story or the day's misadven
tures.
" *Oh. never mind.* said bis wife,
with a half *lgh. *lt ooesn't make any
difference. To-morrow morning wltf
do just exactly oh well.* .
**8lie took the parcel from bis hands.
" ?Beside*/ she went on. 'I'm glad t?
have a chance to take another look at
poor Flossy.*
-With a preliminary sigh she un
wrapped the parcel. It contained tw<
pounds of beefsteak!"
The advertising solicitor stopped. Il<
was all through. Nothing happened
The cold sweat came out lu great drop*
on hi* forehead. Was such a thins
possible?
He stole a terrified glance nrounl
the room. Several of the stenograph
ers were giggling in their haudker
chiefs, lie glanced at the lady front
Boston. She was looking at him ex
pectantly. The sympathetic flush 01
her checks was possibly a llttie deeper
Finally she spoke.
"And what became of the poor eat?'
she said.? Chicago Tribune.
BiPEO HOGS.
Some ? Definition* That Will Be Ap
plandml by lite Well Bred.
A Kansas man was on trial l>efort
a justice of the peace on a charge ol
stealing hogs. The defendant's attor
ney asked that his client he dls
charged on the ground that pigs, no'
liogs, had lieen stolen. The Justlei
took down Webster's Dictionary and
found warrant there for non-discrina
tion as to age. and the defendant wa>
convicted.
A wise judge. Hq might have gom
a great deal further. If the necessities
of the case had demanded It. as tc
the comprehensiveness of the wore
"hog." It lias had a wide extensloi
in meaning ever since the revered Col
Noah Webester gave It a broa<
enough range to enable the Kansaf
Judge to hang the scales of justici
aloft unjarred.
A hog is a person who sticks to tlu
end seat in a summer car. though li<
may he going to the end of the loin
route and knows dozens of people
nmy have to climb In and out past
him with bundles.
A hog is a person who jams his suit
case in front of you at the rallwaj
station ko ?? to get your place in the
line to the gate. v
A hog is a person who opens lilt
window in a railway car and allow*
dust and cinders to fly in tlio face of
the passengers behind, though he
would not. tolerate an open window at
the seat next iu front.
A hog is a person who "breaks in'*
while you are negotiating in a store
and takes the attention of the sales
man or saleswoman away from you.
A hog is a person who sits sideways
in a car where other passengers arc
standing.
A hog is a person who insists or
discussing "the mutability of human
aflTalrs" witli the ticket seller at tlu
theatre when the curtain is about to
be rung up on the performance.
A hog is a person who hangs around
the supper room all evening nt a re
ception. omitting to retire with hi*
rehiy so that other hungry people
may have a chance.
A beg is a person who. if allowed to.
occupies two whole scats with hi*
bristly cnrcni?? and I:!?, "?'nn*.'
(hough weary men. women and chil
dren may be racing through the aisle?
looking for a place to sit down.
A hog is a person who tries to mo
nopolize all tiie waiters at a station
restaurant and assumes a bullying,
masterful air when other people will
submit and go back to the train
starved simply because th;\v cannot
do the subject justice without tran
scending the manners of ladies and
gentlemen. Indeed, the vicissitude*
of travel hardly ever fail to lead the
Iiog Into "giving himself away."
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Here's r New One.
A now swindle is being worked by o
pa ir or strangers in Southern Michigan
according to the Auburn (Ind.) l>ls
patch. A stranger appears on the road
apparently searching for a lost valua
ble diamond ring, but leaves aftei
getting some responsible person Inter
ested. offering $100 for t lie return ol
the ring. Soon after his departure a
tramp appears and picks up what
appears to be the missing ring. Thf
person who has been offered $100 re
ward for its return seos nn opportunity
to make a stake by giving the tramp n
liberal sum for it, but falls to And the
owner, lie then consults a diamond
expert and learns that the sparkler
worth shout fifteen cents.
Th? Stone CaHfr'? HI un<ler.
A small headstone in a cemetery In
the western port of Pennsylvania l>
pointed out to visitors ns one of thf
sight* of t lie neighborhood. It wa?
placed over Hie grave by n wldowel
who, while not lacking in love for th<
I departed one. was penurious to a de
grcc. He ordered a small stone be
cause it whs cheap, and told the mason
j to engrave on It this inscription'
! "Sarah Ilackctt. Aged ninety years
| Lord, she was Thine." The stonecut
I ter said there was too much inscription
i for so small a surface, but was told to
go ahead and ? squeeze it on somehow."
Here is the inscription as squeezed
"Sara Ilackctt. Aged ninety. L?rd,
she was Thin."
.lew* Heroine Christian*.
According to a correspondent of tl;<
Jewish Chronicle, t?M.000 .lews were
converted to Christianity in the nine
| teenth century. The large majority
| became Catholics.
In the langwft ft chemistry, pure
radium baa never Men Isolated. The
metal seen in the laboratory is a com
pound of radium with chlorine or bro
mine, and la knows aa radium cblor*
Ide or radium bromide.
Approaching the great centfea of
imputation the quantity of dust held
lu suspension by the air Ircrcasea enor
mously. According to Sir James
Crlcliton Browne, the air of London
contains 150.000 proportional parts of
dust to Paris* 210.000, while in Argyl
shire, Scotland, there are only 200.
A new luminous fungus has been
forwarded to Europe from 'Tahiti. It
is said to emit at night a light resem
bling that of the glowworm, which it
retains for a period of twenty-four
hours after having been gathered, and
It is used by the native women in bou
quetn of flowers for personal adorn
ment in the hair and dress. It is be
lieved to grow on the trunks of trees.
The greiit earthquakes are traced
by a committee of the Kritisli Associa
tion to eight districts, of which seven
are beneath the ocean. Five fringe
the shores of the Pacific, one is in the
ludian Ocean, one In the West Indies,
and the eighth is in the Caucasian
Himalayan region. Kacli of these
earthquakes tdiook the entire earth,
while the broken up strata left g.-ive
numerous after shocks. The earth
movement Is propagated around the
glolie sit the uniform rate of about
two miles per second, but through the
c.-irtli the rate Increases with the
depth of about seven miles per sec
ond.
A curious instance of the care and
minuteness with which the human
IkmI.v is now studied, in the effort bet
ter to understand its |K>wcrs and func
tions. is furnished by a paper read
recently at a meeting of the Iloyal So
ciety in T.omlon on the "Hapidily of
the Nervous Impulse in Tall and Short
Individuals." Even the difference in
time required for a "nerve telegram''
to traverse the bodies of different peo
ple Is regarded us a matter of scien
tific importance. A series of observa
tions has shown that the length of tlio
nerves does not affect the velocity
with which an impulse passes between
the brain und the extremities, and con
sequently that more time is needed if
the path is long than if it is short.
A JOKE ON A PROPHET.
?talked BU Wcll-PUunril KfTort to Wnllt
on th? Walrr.
?*I liavo often heard my grand mo thei
tell of a joke played on the so-called
?Prophet' Joseph 8mi?h. Sr.. of the
Mormon Church," says C. II. Cart well
"Some time in the thirties Smith ami a
party of his followers were proselyt
ing in Muskingum County, Ohio, lie
appointed a certain day wlicn lie would
show the people his wonderful powers,
and I hat he was a second Christ. l>y
walking on the waters of Mud Creek
The water was always muddy. A day
or two before the time set grand moth
er's brother Robert and a couple of
neighbor hoys were accidentally at
traeted to the Mormons working at the
creek, and. concealing themselves
watched the Mormons put dowu stake?
and put plank on them from bank tc
bank, the plank resting about six
inches tinder water. After the Mor
inons left the boys went down and took
out the centre plank, where the watei
was about ten feet deep. The next
day 'Balaam' Smith came down to tlif
creek, and, after a long exhortation
started across the <-reek. He was all
right and 011 top till he came to tlif
centre, where his 'powers' seemed tc
have left him, and he. like Mctiint.v
went to the lK>ttom. Tills was the end
of Mormonism in that old tried and
true Presbyterian County."? Chicago
.. r? ?
No I ??pi ration Their.
"All 1 want is a room with an open
fireplace in it." said the Literary Man
"I don't care bow small the room is,
or how bare, but it must have an open
fireplace or 1 can't work in it.
"You sect in the summer a clian can
get his Inspiration from out of doors
but the rest of the year he has to de
pend on what lie can see indoors. Now
you can always see something in the
open tire and get something out of it
But a steam heater is strictly lnisi
ness. There's m>t a spark of the arti*?
tic temperament In its make-up. Thai's
why 1 have left my apartments an<>
am in search of a little workroom with
a fireplace,
"I sat and stared at my steam heater
a whole night and not a suggestion did
it give me. Finally I shut my eyes and
imagined a fire, and had Just managed
to begin work when Thump! Thump'
Thump-thninp-tbonip! went the heater,
and I couldn't write a Hue because it
was beating the wrong time. No. sir
1 want an open fireplace, pleas;?."?
Philadelphia Press.
tVlld llocii In r?nn?ylv*nlft,
A paek of wild dogs almost as sav
age as wolves has been discovered in
the wilds of Wyoming County. Pcnn
sylvanla.
These wild curs are believed to b*
the offspring of two dogs once owmc'
by a hermit who lived in the wilds
When the old man was taken in charge
by the poor overseer the dogs remained
In the woods.
They were even then wo|f-lik<> ir
their habits and haunts, and the wild
canines now Infesting the "slushing*"
are douhtlcs* the offspring of these
Hunters will endeavor to exterminate
the pack before liny heroine more nu
merous. Wild d<?n* are known to have
attacked men. *<? that the territory In
which they live holds new terrors fot
those who find it necessary to go !rt
that section.? Washington Times.
Kin Aim,
W. B. Yeats, the Irish poet, tells an
amusing story of Marlon Crawford, the
novelist. According to Mr. Yeats, a
lady asked Mr. Crawford If he thouuht
that anything he had written would
live after he had gone. "Madam."
Crawford replied, "what I am trying
to do Is to write something that will
enable uie to live while I am here."
POPULAR
WOS Y GIL TO VI YOMK I*.
Acroaa uk sad sed :?!??"
I rttch ? friendly hand to thee,
My brother in tdvtnity,
Yi Yonk Ik.
I, too, have f*m the lamp of fame
80 oiled out jtut when it* rosy Hum
Filled the wick.
I, too, have seen coy c*?>ry flit
Just when my name naa made a hit,
And pconk tried pronouncing it.
Yi Yonk Ik.
The splendor that 1 nrndc mine own
Now reata beneath a chinelcd stone ?
"Jiwt hie.*'
Your name, with rhythmic clink and clank,
Wa? one before which other* ithrank ?
Mine with more softness nwe and sank.
Yi Yonk Ik.
My name was like a serenade,
Until some jealous lout or jade
Threw a brick.
My name was like n gent'e sigh ?
A song beneath the Southern sky -
But, still, we're brother*, you ?utd I,
Yi Yonk Ik.
Ahhouirh your name, when spoken, makes
A sound like Westinghouse's l?r*kes
Clutching quick.
But, do not mourn. Kejoice with me,
For future agen still *hall see
Our names a-romp through history,
Yi Yonk lk.
Yes. Yi Yonk Ik and Wok y (iil
Shall through the coming epochs peal.
We can't kick.
? Chicago Tribune.
"Anything new about tin* war!*'
"An unofficial dispatch lias just been
confirmed."? Chicago Ketord- Herald
Siiut your mouiii.
And open your i*ye*,
And other in'opiC
Will think you wise.
"You don't mean to say you girl?
have started a secret society V" "Yes
it's a society whose members pledgt
themselves to tell all the seerets they
know."? Philadelphia Ledger.
Citisen? "What have you done it
that inurder case':" Petc-tlvc- "Well
we've jumped on to more wroni: clues
than any other sri of dei'-clives tli!*
season." ? Cincinnati Tribune.
Dolly? "There's honey for tea." ltol
(always glad to give Dolly inform.-!
tioni ? "Yes. Bits make honey." I toll;
? "And who makes jam':" I ? ?!? ?
"Beetles, of course."- -Punch.
Saul a muscular Mo-lcnt ol Mitsrat
To hix cat. "Cat. you can'UaUii a :i:u?krat.
And when it i? plain
Thai a cat can't obtain
A musk rat at Muscat. cat must -vat."
-Life.
Mrs. Nuritch "I think i'i! take ihit
bracelet. Arr you sure it's made ol
rctincd isold':" Jeweler "Oh. yes.'
Mrs. Xuritch ? "Because I do detest
anything that isn't refined." Philadel
phia Ledger.
She ? "But if you say you can't boat
the girl, why ever did you propose':'
He ? "Well. Iiei people have alwayf
been awfully good to me. and it's the
only way I could return their hos
pitality."? ruiich.
Iloldeu? "You thin.' i really m-.'an to
say that Miss Clover fell in love with
Deliver! Why, he is never clean: his
face ami neck are invariably black
with coa I dust." Sheldon - "1 suspect
that Is why she married him. In these
times, you know, coal dust is better
than 110 coal at all."
First Theatre Manager- "We have
Mopped printing jokes in our pro
grammes. It had got so that patrons
didn't listen to the funny men at all.
but read their programmes ins. cad."
Second Ditio--" Why. at our house we
print the jokes 0:1 purpose to prevent
the patrons from ii'Micing how bail the
stuff is that's got off on '.lie stage." -
Boston Transcript.
Daughter? "Yes. pa. there are two
young men who have asked me to
marry, and both are nice fellows."
Father? "And are both on a way to
support you':" Daughter -"I think so
Phil tells n;*? he has a tidy salary,
and tleorge says lie is receiving good
wages." Father ? "You choose tJeorge.
? ml you'll make no mistake. I think
At any rate, it's safer to marry a man
who lias wages."? Boston Transcript.
A Queer IMeilge.
Ill the Kobe Yushin appears a story
">f "a foreign lady, apparently about
fifty years of age, accompanied by a
Voting Japanese gentleman." who de
lighted a crowd at the railway station
by waving a Japanese Mag ami cheer
ing as troops departed for the war and
1 1 s?> distributing money among the sol
liers. Then, says the accounl. "after
she bad exchanged hearty handshakes
with the officers. she turned to Captain
llauiiosuko Miyamoto and putting on
one of his arms a gold bracelet she
had worn on her right arm. remarked
'My young man, please accept my pres
put. ami tight your best.' 'Thank you.
was his rtvly. "I promise you I wil'
never return without this bra cob- 1
smeared with Russian blood."'
19.000,000 .few* In the World.
Profesflor I la man. who recent It
made a rough census of the Jews of
the world, conclude* that there are now
nearly 1 l.OOtl.tNio of tliein in Kurope
and SJHMMHM) outside of Kttrope. Tilt
United States has l.Oun.OOO.
In Kurope. Russia has Ti.rioo.nno: Aus
tria-Hungary, l.Niu.iKMi; tJerinany,
raw. 000; Itouniniihi, :$00,000; Ureat
Britain. Jtf 10.000; Turkey. PJO.OOO; Hoi
land. l)7.00b; France, 77.000; Italy. SO,*
OOO; Bulgaria. Jll.dOO; Switzerland 12.
IKK); t Jreeep.dOdd; Servla. 4 OOO: Sweden,
Belgium. :t000: Spain. HI. l'or
tugal has only hi Jewish resident*.?
New York Sun.
ItuMlN'M Tood r*rlir*.
J'lie Russians have taken the most re
Miarkable secret precautious for the
provisioning of their troops. At in
tervals of about a quarter of a mile
along the greater part of t.'u entire
length of the Siberian Hallway stores
of concent rated proteld food have been
burled on each side of the line, each
deposit being enough to maintain a
company -said to be -'1H| men? for a
week. The position of these provis
ions Is not known to the sergeants or
captains, but only to the commandant*,
who have the information in cipher.?
London Chronicle.
Too Orantlr * C*?e.
A Berlin paper says the best pre
ventive of appendicitis is to walk ott
all lours three times a day. twenty
minutes at a time. But who wouldu't
rather have appcudicitla? ^ ?
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A Nurse Sav?: "Pe-ru-na b a
Tome of Efficiency.
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Mrs. Kate Taylor, a graduated
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Queer Phraseology.
An example of the ravages which
the British tariff discussion is making
In London is given by W. L. Alden.
He says: "'Are you a little pigger or
a little hogger?' I asked of Bradley
the other morning as I met him on the
top of a Picadllly bus. I pride myself
on being able to make courteous and
pleasant remarks early in the day.
'Neither,' he replied, 'I am a universal
?wine.' "
His Dear Motherln-Law.
An Ithaca grocer, who is in the
habit of feeding the sparrows in front
of his place of business, threw out a
whole loaf of bread the other morn- j
tng.but a man who wan driving (7 saw
the loaf and took it away from the
birds with the remark: "It's good
enough to take home to sy mother in
law."
If a druggist has 110 conscience lie
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out of an attack of
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