The people. (Camden, S.C.) 1904-1911, April 28, 1904, Image 6
ASOTHBH ggto.
IWa H lirni wW are InMfortWrlMfaf Mthilili
TWi an hero? who w tagiaM Id lMr?mp bt immm;
ThM an iwrow who rak Udljr to sere lUw to Abtw;
TtotM^Wraw wW|jw kaaiqr HKfrfiiM
it inntbk
Ut nagh* the jMroeeasodabirhoaslerth todareanddo
In Iks crash and roar of hattto. mw ?lni? flaaaaa are Wtpiat, too;
^?ko^ tka. thai nohl, kelp the poor and week .3^3/
f? *?*?_? atotoe, finely wrooght and white and tall,
WW refrains front boring otlwri wUh his tronhbo, just for spite.
Who works ?a wrthont complaining vkn he isn't feeling right.
?Chicago Record- Hers! d.
HE READ HIS ANSWER.
A ROMANCE OP
THE MOUNTAINS
By
Charles Sloan ??H
p
ie -pic-rifj -oo-uu r*
Nance Hooper tras stnntl
Inf at the liead of a lUtle
open raviue which wound
away toward the foot of
the mountain. There was
I low rail feuce across the head of the
ravine a few yards from the mountain
highway. and against this fence Nance
waa leaning. A great mass of flowing
brown hair reached far dowu below
her walat, about which her houicspuu
track waa tucked Into a large roll.
V?oa shortening her skirts, in order
-ist she might move about more ft eely.
Up to the right of the ravine was a
little log cabin where she lived.
It waa late In the afternoon, and as
Nance called the hogs a great crowd of
them came galloping up the hill to
scramble over the aprouful of vege
tables which Nance threw over the
Fence. From far down the ravine came
the roar of tiie Tuckaslege Iiiver as its
waters tumbled over the rugged
bowlders that marked Its bed. With
her elbows on the fence and her chin
resting In her hands. Nance lingered to
.listen to the roar of the river while she
dreamed. Small clouds were gathering
In the sky all around, and the yonr.g
girl's eye watched them slowly change
from one shape to another, forming to |
her mind the outlines of various nui
mals and birds.
While Nance wns thus lost In her
dreaming and picture-making she sud
denly felt an arm placed about her.
Whirling around sh? found herself in
the embrace of a tall young roonn
tulneer, who held her firmly about tin?
waist and was looking a world of ten
derness down iuto lu-r eyes.
"Oh, Zeb, how you seared me! Turn
me loose this minute!" cried. Nance,
struggling to free herself. At the
same time two bright tear* came Into
her eyes.
"Won't you kiss me. Nance?" asked
the young tnuu. eagerly.
"No, I won't. You didn't have any
business to scare me, that's what you
tidn't."
Zeb released her and stood back.
For a moment neither of them spoke.
Nance again stood holding the top
rail of the fence, and wns gazing Rs-ny
town the ravine. Zeb stood u few feet
?war, with his eyps turned toward the
ground. At last he spoke:
"Nance, I'm powerful sorry I seared
rou."
The girl did not reply. Th<?re wns
mother long pause, r.fter which Zeb
?pokoagalu:
"Did a big day's work yesterday and
mother one to-day. Nance. Put fortv
Ilve logs into the river, nearly all big
>nes."
He waited a moment, during tf'.ilch
be cautiously raised bis eyes to a level
with the back of Nance's head.
"I? I got that strip of land paid for
last Saturday: and? and I've got
enough left to build u house on it,
Nance."
Still no reply.
"Wages are better than they have
been," he went on. "and I thought we
might as well got married now. That's
what I've come to see about. Nance, i
I think we've waited about long
?nougb."
Silence stilt: Zeb snt down on an old
ttatnp near by and waited a long while.
Finally he rose again and gazed up at
the sky all around.
"From the looks of the sky the rlver'll
oe high enough to lloat logs in the
morning," he said, thrusting his hands
town Into the |>ocketH of bis pantaloons
tnd striving hard to clear u strange
Duskiness from his voice.
"They're putting in machinery down
ftt Dlllsboro to start up a locust pin
factory, Nance. Beckon I could get u
food many locust blocks off of that
piece of land I've bought."
Again Zeb'n vision wandered toward
Nance, but she still stood motionless
by the fence, her long hair waving
fently In the light breeze that wns stlr
flng. And the longer Zut? gazed upon
the woman lie loved the fuller grew his.
bosom, until he could no longer with
itand the pressure; and his words were
ilmost In the tone of a wall as lie sank
back upon the old stump:
"Oli, Nance, ain't you ever a'golu' to
?ay anything?"
Nance continued as Immovable as be
fore. At last Zeb replaced his big hat
opon his head and arose.
"I know what's the matter. Nance,"
oe salil. "I can see It all now, Pole
Dorsey's been n-comiu' to see you of
ate; and? yes? I can see It now. Nance;
foij don't love me any more."
Zeb paused to steady Ills voice, which
lad grown a little husky.
"Nance," he continued. "I'd a -died
for you any time, and I thought yon
would have loved me right on. Nance,
fight on. But now? I- I can't say any
tnore. flood -by, Nance."
lit turned and walked toward the
foad. But he had only gone a few
iteps when be turned and came back
?fain, going close up to Nance, where
be stopped a moment. Then he spoke:
"Before I go, Nance, won't you tell
?e, fair and square. Is It me or Pole?"
There was no answer.
"Never mind, then: I know that you
lost bate to tell me that you don't love
me any more, and I won't make you.
Once nQore, Nanee. good-by."
He atealthlly lifted a wisp of her long
balr and fervently pressed It to his
lips, then walked rapidly away. Nance
heard the sound of his footsteps grow
ing fainter and fainter as he ascended
Ihe bard roadbed whlcJi turned over
It* Mil Jvmt above th? cabin. Ftoaliy
kK>.ked "round. Zeb was juat dla
2!Jarto? ^^onif tlie turn in the
road, and to Nance it suddenly oc
curred that lie might never retutu A
jcared look came lnto hi,r eye?
whmt t mo}noat?b* ?too,l undecided
froMi ti? *?" eu sprang away
aud ran Up tbtf road, a
hundred fears taking possession of her
bojoiu. But Zeb was gone. "Oh why
Jld he so? Why did he not wait Jnlt
a moment longer- she quickened h'J
fhn im. " "he tlje top Of
/eb had " ?Ut ?f br<,,,th
'<ob had gone out of sight down the
uounta111 She tried to call his name
But ?etriUlIWf UCe na* on,y a wl.i*|W.
Oh. ZebV to
The bree ze blew the echo of her own
tones back Into her face. Tears irusbed
?;es* an<l K,K* ???* down upon
LSr "* ? * "??S?
nti-Uti hi01??* lntgan to K^^r and a'
rcit" l?!UV'al" bP#,,n t0 fal1 ,n tor
T, l ? * " tbf> Wttter* of the
, J Kf ? >Vere ,n'?h between Its
wi h"iVn" Ur ,,ooul ,"???rs were busy
? ith li eir rafts, but Zeb Norton their
foi mer foreman. was not among tlieui
. .x years had slipped awUy. Nance
Koop,r Hiiii |Iv,d wiin her father ^
ZTtrn -r th, mountain
i-i he-Ti J. ? .* '* oi 'k'' rnv,I?e. and
>-? hp. heart >h* still Ihvd the old love
and deep iv^rei. Zei, Norton has never
bet n heard of since his suddeu disao
th"r Tu7knl ?,d had ht'eU tlis< ovpr??d on
wa< t n V'T' ""d tL<t community
? J* wild with excitement. But what
"tl , ,C Plch vp||i bad been dis
cmered on a body of land belonging
one Zeb Norton, whose whmabouts
"f They Z.
eeed witl, ,U|?|nit operation* without
Iuvii.r (Irst bavins ?ee.tred a lease "r
XT' ""<1 tills could not lie
ed from the owner the enterprise
at a standstill.
Half a year passed by. One dav i
S'whLir'T^ ,"'um "? "'"-""'s
itild ? 1>0"sl'oro. nntl
. . ' bis hands rammed down
into pockets. He was dressed In the
?t>leof a Westerner, a wide-brinimed
sombrero rested on his head and a
all aro",!d ?f?r "
i. v^r^v," v 1 1 'Vr j*1*" r,i 1 ?
-?'Hi ??.~ ? .?????? nwjj. it was noon
??'" II e inn -r W;,K l,l,Ilffrv
*.vc L r , 'r St U,rt ''"trance, he
the wiv to , I,IlMV umI askt?d
\\.i> to the dining room.
After dining the stranger vent ser
hg,. jZ ?-??tIeri..g about the vil
i V'i " afternoon he sus
? d his valise on a stout staff which
n 'Z'"r S!""""-r ??.! ?H ..a
?I> the river road afoot. Kver nn.l
anoti as he tramj?a,l along the hlxh
waj he would stop at some liiu'h point
Just like they us^l to be. all Just
he n, rT'd WO,,,,, ,,R"n,,y '"'^ter as
Journey """ ?>??"???? Lis
rrsra:;:
If Mark li?*" ln, "" r">"
Mark Hooper lives tlure y,.t "
rr'i'S:::;:
ars.'arcrRwS
It ?as almost sumlnwii and there were
a few clouds in the sky
'?.lust the same." he muttered asain
aft r a few moments' silence; 'Vv -rv
I lI'Mf Just like It was. I wor-l.r Tf
Nance did?" wot.der it
He closed hi* ||?., tfghtjy njriljIIR{
Invast. " """" "? "
inliVXe0;,
path toward the fence
iv Vii ki"K '""'kwird. I, ml ?.?re,.l
ly . llxini, eared lieyond a turn In t|.,.
.pi",!"''!1'* ??.' the aounda:
the hog? ?? P "" X?'?' <
Again the staff and valise slinoed
from hi* shoulder, and. with his hands
rammed down Into his pockets he
listened while his heart beat heavily
ngainst bin breast. ?ea\uy
At last he turned about and slowir
retraced hlx steps, leaving his hig.
of fh ere 't had fallen, in the mlddfe
the road. He approached within
a few feet of Nance before he stop , e
. n. "tendylng his voice ?h wel as
he could, he culled her name.
?rnj!L?0P IM,d<.le,,,y turned nbout and
lta*e<I uj>on the tall form or the Went
^rner. Then, bursting Into tear* nh p
dropped her apron and Irapuhivelr
?prang toward hint. "uP"'*"e,y
MOh, Zjbr' she cried tbrough her
IWtl Oik why Myw|? twtyr
M naght tar la hit arms aal far
? (Mr ?nannta tkm vu iwMt <?
-Naa?." Mid M. at lut, "I amr
eoald think of loTiaf utfbady bat
yaa. Bat when I came back to look
after that gold mine I didn't npaet to
fad sack a Jtwfl at this waiting for
?e. It appear* like I am mighty rick
all of a sudden."
"Ain't keif as rich ss I am now. Seh,
for, X'eo got you beck again." and.
ree ching up. ihe took kls rough cheek*
between her palms and kissed him
under hie big mustache. ? Chicago Rec
ord-Herald.'
>????? ?f KmUm.
Radium exists In combination with
lead end chalk and silica end iron snd
various other thlnge that must be got
rid of one by one In s series of reac
tions and operations that are compli
cated and costly, ssys Clevelsnd Mof
fat. In McClure's Magazine. For days
the powder must simmer over s slow
fire with water and soda, then It must
be decanted Into big barrels, where a
sort of mud settles: then this mud
niKst be washed and rewaslied, aud
finally put back on the Ure to siuiiuer
again with carbonate of soda. Then
comes more decanting aud the settling
of more mud aud the repeated wash
ing of this. 1'oMowed by treatment with
hydrochloric arid, which give* a color
less liquid, containing small quantities
of nullum.
To isolat? these small quantities
from the rest 1h now the chemist's ob
ject. which is attained In a series of
reactions and crystallizations tliat
finally leave the precious chloride (or
bromldei of radium much purified. In
each crystallization the valuable pnrt
reuialus chiefly in the crystals, wblcb
become progressively richer in radium
and smaller in bulk, until finally you
have the product of six weeks' manip
ulation there at the bottom of a porce
lain dUl). no bigger than a saucer,
some twenty -five grams of wbite crys
tals. ami the*? at so low uu intensity
(about 2000) thnt the greater part will
be refilled away by M. Curie himself,
as we have scpu. iu succeeding crystal
lization*. and at the end there will be
ouly a few centigrams (at 1.500.00 )?.
wliat would cover the point of a knife
blade, to show for a ton or so of gran*
Ite powder and months of hard work.
Clailttoin1'* Strength of Will.
A remarkable illustration of Glad- j
stone's strength of will Is given in Mr.
Justin McCarthy's "More Memories of
Gladstone." contributed to l^uis
Wain's Anuual for loft*.
It was Just after Gladstone's opera
tion for cataract. The doctor told him
that his eyes must be kept closely ban
daged for some time, in order to pre
vent the admission of light in the deli
cate organs. Gladstone asked why a
man could not close his eyes, and keep
them closed for any period of time, if
Such a course were necessary for their
restoration to healthful condition. He
was told that It was not likely any
man could have the nerve aud the
strength of mind to keep his eyes firm
ly closed for long hours after hours,
without a chance of his forgetting for
a moment the obllgatlou that was ou
him. or yielding to the mental tempta
tion to test his sight. Gladstone, how.
ever, assured the medical man that he
could keep his eyes closed as long as
it might be necessary, and that he did
not like the idea of having to submit
to the bandaging process. So he was
allowed to have his way. and during
all the required time he kept his eyes
firmly closed, aud only opeued them
when ussurcd by the proper authority
that the darkening injunction had been
removed.
Tills was in its peculiar way another
illustration of that strength of will,
guided by conscience, which Gladstone
had shown at so many a great crisis iu
his life.? Scottish American.
Jap ProgreislveneM.
The Japanese always want the latest
"tip" of science; they are all for pro
grcss. It is interesting to note that
they have established communication
across the IJay of Korea by wireless
telegraphy, sending messages from
Chemulpo to Chefoo, u distance of U70
miles. ,
Uf course, the messages are not very
elaborate, and we can Imagine some
simple signals being arranged before
hand. and the Japanese would know
for certain that there was no danger
of their news being intercepted in any
way by the Russians.
For the rough purposes of war It can
quite be believed that the Japanese,
with their extreme curiosity as to
what Is new. have rigged up in a few
ships instruments capable of taking in
signals with the assistance of some of
tlielr skilled civilian telegraphists 011
board.
Ashore the army wlil rim their field
telegraphs,' at which they are adepts,
and j: float the navy will use despatch
boats, tings and flashing signals. The
Japanese flashing lamp Is peculiarly
powerful-in fact, better than anything 1
we have iu the llritish navy.? London :
Telegraph.
I'liitil'i) Pnthrtic rtoH.
I*athellc was the plea put forward by
a little girl named Capewell ut Hen
ley. Kuglaud, in answer to the charge
of having stolen a dress piece, valued
at ?l. "I took it to buy bread for the '
poor little children who had nothing to j
cat." she said, and it was then stated J
that, without parents, there was a fam- j
Ily of live helpless children without a 1
penny to keep them, and that ill the
few weeks since her father's death the
plucky girl had struggled to provide
for them. The magistrate was deeply
moved, and said he would not regard
the girl as a thief. He would give her
every possible practical assistance, um' !
dismissed the ehurgc.
M? "Well" D?a?rve<l If.
A little while u go the newly elected
Mayor of a provincial town was about
to make his first Journey In that capac
ity through the place. The townspeo
ple had arranged that from an arch of
flowers, r.nder which he was to puss a
floral crown should hang, surmounted
by the words. "He well deserves It."
Hut the wlud blew away the crown,
and when the pompous Mayor pass?<
under the arch, to the great Joy of
those who batl voted against liini. only
a rope with a noose at the end ?' It
dangled there, with "lie well deserve*
it" standing out ia bold relief above.? I
Loudon T. A. T. ? ~
HOW DO AHMLS
commcnTE?
W hj Pltck* at Blris, Otstm
?t Btatto ui ScliMlt
?f PUk Act Wit* a
CtaaM
JOHN BURROUGHS
IN Tnk ckmtvmt maoaxinc.
c
EBTAIN things to ani
mal life lend me to sua
pect that animals bnre
some means of communi
cation with one anstlier.
especially the frecurlous
animals, that Is quite Independent of
what we mean by language. It la
like an interchange ot blending of
subconscious states, and may be an
n logons to telepathy among hamau be
ings. Observe what a unit a tlock of
birda becomes when performing their
evointlons in the air. They are not
ranuy. but one. turning aud flashing
in the suu with u unity and a precision
that It would be hard to imitate. One
may see a flock of shore birds that be
have as one body; now they turn to
the sun a sheet of silver; then, as their
dark backs are presented to the behold
er. they almost disappear ugainst the
ahorc or the clouds. It would seem as
If they all shsred in a conuuunal nil ud
or spirit, and that whut oi.e relt they
ail felt at the same instant.
In Jamaica 1 manj times saw large
schools of mullets fretting aud
breaking the surface of the water with
what seemed to be the tips of their
tails; u large urea would be agitated
and rippled by the backs or tails or
a host of fishes. Then suddenly,
while you looked, there would be one
splash and every fish would dive. It
was u multitude, agaiu. acting as one
body. Hundreds. ? thousand-; of t:?ils
slapped the water at the same instant
und were gone.
When the passenger pigeons /-ere
numbered by millions, the enormous
clauis used to migrate from one part
of the contluent to another. I saw
the Inst flight up the Hudson River
\ alley in the spring of 187(5. All day
tliey streamed across the sky. One
purpose seemed to animate every
flock and every bird. It was as ir a'J
had orders to move to the same pohit.
T!:e pigeons cauie only when there
was beechuiast in the woods. Ilow
did they know we had had a beech -
nut year? It is true that a few stran
gling bands were usually seen some
days in advance of the blue myriads;
were these the scouts, ami did they re
turn with the news of the beech-nuts?
If so. how did they communicate the
intelligence and set the who!.* mighty
army in motion?
"A COMMUNITY OF MIND."
The migrations among the four
footed animals that sometimes occur
over a large part of the couutry?
among the rats, the gray squirrels, the
reindeer of the northTseem to be cf a
similar character. How does every in
dividual coiuc to share In the common
purpose? An army of men attempting
to move without leaders aud without a
written or spoken language becomes a
disorganized mob. Not so the animals.
There seems to be a community of
miud among them in a sense that there
Is not among men. The pressure of
great danger seems to develop in a de
gree this community of mind aud feel
ing among men. I'mler strong excite
rnent we revert more or less to the ani
mal state, aud are ruled by instinct.
It may be well that telepathy? the
power to project one's mental or emo
tional state so as to impress a friend
at a distance? Is a power which we
have curried over from our remote ani
mal ancestors. However this may be.
it is certain that the sensitlveuess of
birds and quadrupeds to the condition
of o:u? another, their sense of u com
mon danger, of food supplies, of the
direction of home under all circum
stances. point to the possession of u
power which Is only rudimentary to us.
Souie observers explain these things
on the theory that the flocks of ?jl*ls
have leuders. and that their surprising
evolutions are guided by calis or sig
nals from these leaders, too quick or
loo tine for our eyes or ears to catch.
I suppose they would cxpluin the
movements of schools of lish ami the
simultaneous movements of a large
number of wild uiiimuls on the same
theorj. I can not accept this explana
Hon. It is harder for me to believe
that a flock of birds bus o code of culls
or signals for all Its evolutlons-now
right, now left, now mount, now swoop
?which each Individual understands
on the instant, or (hat the hosts of wild
pigeons had their captains and signals,
that to believe that out of the flocking
instinct there has grown so.ne oilier In
stinct or faculty, less understood, but
niUitW.v potent, that puts all the mem
t or* of ;i flock in such complete rap
port with one another that the purpose
i ud the desire of one become the pur
pose ami the desire of all. There is
nothing in this state ol' things analogus
to a military organization. The rela
tion among the members of the flock Is
rather that of creatures sharing spon
taneously t In* saur.* subconscious or
psychic state, niul acted upon by the
same hidden influence, in a way nr.d to
u degree that never occur among men.
Th;' faculty or power by which ani
mals tl'.id their way home over or
?icro*< long stretches of country is
Hiiiie as mysterious and incomprehen
sible to in as the spirit of the flock to
which I refer. A hive of bees evident
ly has ii collective purpose and plan
that does not emanate from any single
individual or group of individuals, aud
which Is understood by nil without out
ward communication.
Uoitcini tli? Tm Collector.
In the American citizen's attitude to
ward his debt to t'le State, at least so
f;ir us the rich are ? aueerned, Is per
civcd a steadily strengthening Inclina
tion to make fewer and less Insistent
demands upon himself. He discards
the high sense of honor required by his
social code and resorts to various de
vices. scarcely stopping short of down
right perjury to dodge the tax collec
tor. Boston Advertiser. _ . ...
?ACHcuxt vg? or m kauv
?W Ww? 1> Mwrty Umm
B?mlf FwOf.
"The first doty of woman Is to tn
beautiful."
The Crusty Bachelor knocked tin
ashes from his pipe and hsstened t?
qualify this sweeping statement.
"Beauty.** ssld he. "may mean sbs<?
lately different things In differed
persons. When I ssy that It U t
women's first dujy to be beautiful,
mean It should be her chief aim to b.
fosd to look upon? snd good to tool
upon In the sight of au Intelligent
besuty -loving, clesr-seelng eye.
"That." he contluued. reaching fo;
the tobacco jar and proceeding t<
transfer a bit of lta gulden browi
contents to the bowl of bis pipe, "that
I need not ssy. disqualifies the pent I
blonde, the too obviously pluk-cheeke<
?In short, the iuade-up beauty. .1
clear-seeing eye detecta artificiality a
once, and? Ruhr* finished the* Cru*t>
Bachelor contemptuously, giving a fina
deft pst to bi8 tobacco and vicious")
striking a match. He drew a
gentle puffs and continued mure lui'dly
**A woman who is not good can neva
be pleasant to look unou. Tlios? srraee*
of uilnd and kouI which in:ike a wouiat
good alsq make her beautiful. It is no
the woman with faultless form am
features alone who satisfies the eye c"
the thoughtful. She mus". a 'so huve :
grace of expression a ud >i genilene#:
of mauver revealing beau'y of charae
ter. And the womau who possesses
this innate beauty tufty be outward'.\
lovely, though her features are Irregu
tar and her form not ideal.
"I say sue may be but why " !.?
weut 0:1 impressively, "is she not? He
cause she spoils herself. Because ?dn
neglects herself. Because sh;? Is ut
terly careless and indifferent to tin
duty of making herself attractive."
Here he laid his pipe down and for
got It. says the Philadelphia Bulletin.
"Because a woman Is good, let hei
not suppose the world forgives her fo
wearing clothes that Co uot fit her. Be
enr.se she thinks, let her not iiuagiiu
she will be excused for a carcless. Ill
groomed coiffure. No woman on earl I
has an intellect so gigantic, or a char
acter so heavenly, that slio u:ay neg
lect her personal appearance wlthou
bringing down on her head the right
eous disapproval of every man ?s?n
deniued to look upon her. A cultivate!
mind and a charitable heart are ran
and praiseworthy possessions, am
blessed is that female who posss-'ssc
them. 15:it they in no wise exeus?? he
from making the most of her persona
appearances. '
The Crusty Bachelor pleked ir> hi?
pipe. It had gone out. He r> lighted i
and puffed himself into a snore p.-rre
ful state of miud.
"No woman has a righ; to be ngiy '
murniuivd he. as he watched ll ?? tinj
rings of smoke curling ceilingwa?\'
I*r> ivfr.'ul Mnn of Ku?*l:i.
Among the most powerful men li
Itussia. in foreign as well as In domes
tie affairs, is M. l>e Plehwe. Miuistel
of th? Interior. When promoted tt
his present office he was head of iht
Police Department. To him pe:rnap;
more than to any other member of tin
Imperial Couueii is credited the stead
iness with which Nicholas II. has pur
sued the greater Itusslan policy whlel
has forced the present war at iter liav
ing raised the eagles of the Czar ov.'J
Finland. Hightly or wrongly. 1>i
Plehwe has been charged with bavin;
been the agent who instigated the f;?av
ful massacre at Klslihief. lie wa?
prompt to deny, however, that cithet
his imperial master or himself gavi
the nod of permission for the slar.gh
ter.
"Urenki" or Hie Ba. Iifti?.
>fale t? ?'?:;? rs in women's s? h >oh
ami colleges have a hard time, hu
when one happens to he hushful life 2:
tr.ade miserable for him. Members o!
a certain class > one of the higher in
stltulions for the education of woniet
here are still laughing over two mis
takes recently made by their youthfu
instructor. On his way to recitatioi
one day lie accidentally stepped on i
girl's skirt. He made an effort to saj
"Pardon me." but instead blurted ou.
"Promise ine."
l?Ut worse came one day jusrt ns tin
teacher was dismissing his class, lie
wanted to talk with one of the girl:
about her work, and this was the re
quest he uiude:
"Miss Blank, may I hold you for s?
while after class V"
A .Joko on flrorglM.
When Hoke Smith was Secretary ol
the Interior he was especially generou#
to Georgians in the matter of depart
ment clerkships. It was generally
conceded that around the Patent. Pen
sion and Laud Office one could uo'
throw a stick without hitting :?
Georgian. Senator Voorhee*. of linli
ana, had been trying to place one ot
two booster constituents, but had
failed^ One day the Senator cairn
along whistling "Marching Through
Georgia" and keeping step to the tune.
"What nre you doing that for?" askei' [
Hoke Smith, ".lust can't help it." sab?
Senator Voorhees. "This Is Just like
marching through Georgia to come I
through your department." He got j
the appointments that day.
Wl?y tli* IIm? Store Honey. |
An Irish apiarist gives a novel idea
in the following utterance: "We know
flint the microbes causing foul brood
retain their vitality iu honey for souif
time, but Just how long we do uot
know. That the pores of Bacillus me
senterleus will germinate after being
steeped in honey for over a year, 1
lmve very great doubts, and If a few
years' immersion in concentrated
honey Is fatal to them, we have a clew
to the reason why bees store, and keep
in store, large quantities of honey. If
the microbes causing foul-brood could
be exterminated, there would be uu
bee-keeping; the bees would not store
honey enough to make It an object."
Cannon Hall Cttecne.
In 4 cheese market of Holland one
sees great piles of spherical object*
resembling cunnon bails. The men
working about them, however, are not
artillery officers, as might be supposed,
but prosaic cheese merchants busy
with their wares. The cheese Is round,
ed Into great balls for convenience In
handling and tossing about or piled in
triangular heaps, exactly like the dead
It munition of war. . .
TMC OtlCOVCWY or nc TREES.
Vkn 4.T. Da?4 Hl< riad M?
Was I At.
One* upon a time? it was In 1823. to
be exact? a hunter in pursuit of a
wounded deer found himself at night
Tall iu a dark forest. The air was dry
tnd warm. and belnc weary, he
stretched himself upon the pine need
les which covered the grouud and weut
to sleep. He awoke at daylight, and
when he saw what kind of a forest
he was in. he rubbed his eyes and
pinched himself to make sure he wa?
not dreaming. Ou every side of liim
were monster trees, such ax no man
had ever seen before., They reared
their heads seemingly into the b>ue
?ky. and their enoruiouK trunks, bright
cinnamon in color and ribbed and
seamed, rose like mighty fluted towers.
The hunter felt like <*ulllver did in
Brobdlngnag. and looked, half expect
ing to see the huge forms of giants
come striding through the forest. He
knew that If the tallest church of his
native town was set down in this
wood, the cross upou the piuuacle ot
Its spire would be shaded by the
branches as would a doll's house be
neath an apple tree. He walked up
to one of the trees, aud spreading out
Ills arms to their full extent, he
clasped the bark. Theu he moved side
wise, placing his left lingers where
his right ha'.id had been, spreading
his arms an before. He repeated this
again aud again, and h? did it twen
ty times before he had circled the
trunk. This hunter was Mr. A. T
Duwd, and the forest lie had discov
ered was one of the "big-tree groves"
of California. Of course, when he re
turned to civilization, his description
of the trees was laughed at a# a yarn
and he was accorded sceond place to
tlaron Munchausen as an inventor of
stories.
As a matter of fact, his storiea were
much less wonderful than the trees
themselves, aud the best of it is tiiat
many of the trees are still standing
there to prove it.? Woman's llo:ue
?impuniou.
Moat r?r?nnn Klglil Ftmlrtl.
"Old you ever notice that people are
right-footed?" asked the proprietor ot
a shoe store. "Watch my clerks, and
you will sec that invariably customers
will put out^ their right foot when
going to be fitted. Now. watch that
corpulent woman going to sit down
over there."
The woman with gve.it weight ot
body took a seat, lifie.l h.*r curtain of
black veiling, and :;s the clerk ap
proached her poked her right fool
from beneath an expanse of skirt.
??It's always the case and 1 don't be
lieve I ever knew it to fail. The shoe
manufacturers evidently are wise to
tiiis fact, as in the cartons the right
shoe is always packed on top. Once 1
had a b?t of shoes come to me with the
left shoe ou top. and it caused mc
such annoyance that ! wrote to the
manufacturer, calling his attention to
the matter so that it wouldn't happen
again. The majority of people are
right handed, yet a left handed person
has the right foot habit. The right
baud is larger than the left, as it is
used more, and consequently develops
the muscles to a greater extent. On
the other ham', the left foot is larger
than the right in most persons. The
difference is so slight that we seldom
lt?.Vt> trouble In fitting shoes, however.
It is the left shoe that wears out be
fore the right, and probably for tlii#
reason."? Shoe Ketailer.
llawki ami Owl*
A scientist of the Department of
Agriculture has demonstrated that
hawks and owls are tiie friends and
not the enemies of fanners. These
birds were formerly sliot because of
the belief that they lived on young
chickens ami ducks, ami in oilier ways
acted the role of pirates. After spend
ing the greater pari of ten years in ex
nmining the contents of the stomachs
of hawks and owls, however, '.his I
scientist announces that these birds be
long to the category of beuelicial and
not harmful species. lie scrutinized
the food in the stomachs of thousands
of owls and hawks. It was found that {
while the hawk will occasionally pick j
up a young chicken, it depends largely i
for food on the animals which are j
known to be highly injurious to farm I
crops. The owl lives utmost entirely
on Held mice, which are great pests in
certain sections.
A Monntrr Hirer.
Sixteen years ago the iate Dennis*
JelTers, of near Hopkins, owned a
<tet-r that weighed 2.'?un pounds. The
inimal was a monstrosity. He was
not fat when weighed, but was simply
big all over, being eight feet tall. Mr.
Icffers meant to fatten him and place
him on exhibition, but without auv
warning the steer lay down and died
night. Ills hide was saved and
now in St. T.ouls. Abe JelTers. sou of
Dennis .icffers. has been asked to send
foipe of the boues to St. l.onis to be i
exhibited along with the hide. Mr.
Jefl'crs has accordingly dm: all the
skeleton that is still in ?.;ood slate of j
preservation. The steer is considered !
tiie largest framed one Unit ever lived |
ami it is sahl that if i lie skeleton bad I
been preserved entire it would now be j
Worth $UHMi.- -Kansas t'ii.v Journal.
?' Kfcnin,-."
In a new Irish play tvlin-h is ebout
to be presented in l.ot:d ?n ??keening"
is introduced. So far has tiiis weird
f'.ui. ml custom gone out in Ireland
tli.it the Dublin players despaired of I
being able to study their part from the
lift* ? I f such a bull may be permitted
One huly. however, knew of an old
tlalway woman, living in Dublin, and
the players sought her out. She was
.ptlle willing to keen, but said this
tvouhl be Impossible iu her silting
"?oui and without a dead body. Not
Interred by so reasonable a request,
the lending man at once died iu the
?>ld lady's bed. ami she forthwith
keened over him.
Qu??trlrjrctf? Fire Knglnc.
A nuadrlc.vcle, composed of two tan
Jem bicycles arranged .side by side, i
lius been Invented In Purls to serve as !
* Are engine iu cases of emergency. J
It Is worked by four men. and is tit ted ,
up r,ith tlie necenwcry hose pipes and .
fittings, which occupy the space be
tween the riders. Ou rcuchlng the {
scene of action it will be the work of
a minute to bring the hose pipes Into 1
play ou the tire.
Humor
Tbdeiv
Hut M(?.
"So you think hp'* a genius. ?lo youT*
"I know It. He'ii always hungry. nod
poverty makes Ului nee stars!"? Athu*
ta Constitution.
K*?. ^
Miss Pert? "Can you dlagnos? lone
toluenes*. Dr. Steel?"
Dr. Steel? "Certainly. Its chief
characteristic Is an .tll-goue feeling."
^Detroit Free Press.
P?H ot Her.
Doctor? "Your wife must keep out
of excitement." ,
Mr. Brls?rie~"She can't, doctor. She
carries It arouud with her."? India*
?polis Journal.
Close Ouirten.
Old wed ?"Do you and your wife
quarrel?"
New wed?' "No; we live in a flat, and
there Is no room for argiimsut.**?
Manitoba Free Pres*.
]>SD(?r of M XV ret k.
"We are toM to "cast our hrcad on
the water*!'" said the young wife.
"But dou't you do it." said her litis
baud. "A vessel might run aga-.ust
it and get wrecked."? What to Hat.
Taking It Literally.
"Does .tones practice what he
preaches?"
"Joues isn't preaching now? he's
practicing uiedieine."-- Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Konio Uen'* Str?n(e XYmyp.
Alice "Is your husband economi
cal V"
Clara--" Well. he is terribly stingy
with Ins nickels, but l;e lust throws
arouud his $."? bills."? Cincinnati Com
mercial Tribune.
ThoM ttrlictit
She ? "In a college town the girls are
made to walk on one side of the street
and the boys on the other."
He? "There's nothing to prevent tho
girls from (coking <?:i the sonny si**
I suppose."? Yotikers Statesman.
That ll.tl.U Thsm.
"It always makes me mad to talk to
an actor. lit pretends to lisu'ii polite
ly. In. i at". ".:tl<>:i is wandering all
the time. Kver notice It V"
"No. I always talk t ? ? tlfin about
themselves."? Philadelphia l.edger.
NotltliiK l>itin>.
"I don't think I'll wager with you,"
said the baker. "You haven't the
douKh."
"That may I'.'." replied the butcher,
"but 1 flon't see you putting up any
stakes."? Boston Commercial Bulletin.
An Knifr^enry Mhii.
Klen nor? "Cook says she must go
we live so far out it gives her the
blues."
Kdgar? "Tell her she can't go; we
will hire a nice lady companion to
cheer her up."? Cincinnati Comn:* r
clal-Tribuue.
l'ulut of View.
"Kissing." said the coy maid, "should
be strictly private."
"Oh, I don't know," replied tin
strenuous youth. "Must think of what
we would have missed if the discov
erer of kissing hud never made it pub
He."? Chicago News.
til* >1 rmor v \V:n ?1 i>o it.
Angry Wife? '"It seems to me we've
been married a century. I can't even
remember when or where we lirst
uiet."
Husband (emphatically) "I can. It
was nt a dinner party, where there
*ere *, l,,li,e.i at table." ? Tit Hits.
Marti Luck.
** ".*?*.-! 1. if tliat ain't jusf my lurk'
I lern I've went an* lost that exetise I
\va?4 hriugin' the teacher for belli' ab
sent yesterday. An' it to;>k in(? threo
limiM to write it. too!"? New York
Amcrienii.
A? Ollien Sec 'I'liom.
Vegetarian ** I you know that
the strongest animal--. are nil vetfiM ar
ia im, the elephant beitr.; the most pow
err it IV"
t'arnlvorotH l'riei.?l ? "That's riyht
If they weren't so strong they nevr
would l?" able to stand a veyetaMo
diet."
A HuiIiIoii <'liitfiRO.
1 1 i jctj 1 iih ? "!><> yini believe Hint any
person's hair ever turned gray in a
siiiyle lllght?M
Winter --"Oh, I don't know! Should
think It might happen. Once I knew
u you iik woman's hair whleli turned
from red to golden In a single day.
It was the day she eaino Into a for
tune."- Boston Transcript.
Hound to (let Hint.
The Indy arose and drew her boa
lighter. "Then your answer Is iijV"
sh" said In husky tones.
".My dear lady," the mail remarked
in his gentlest manner, "I told you
vlght years ago that I could not marry
you, and I have not changed my mind.''
The Indy paused in the doorway. "I
will see you agiiin in four years," aha
m'J -Cleveland I'lnln L>eulr;r.