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He Got The Coin.
A few days since, an agent in a
turnout who is going through the
country selling patent scales, drove
up in the town of Saratoga, ten
miles east of Wilson. After tieing
his horse he entered one of the
stores and after convincing the
boss that his was the only reliable
scale on the market a sale was
made. After the transaction had
been clinched the agent whispered
to the store-keeper: "Say friend;
I am as dry as a peach blossom
after a nipping frost; tell me,
haven't you got something that's
good for the stomach's sake?"
"No," said the store keeper "it's
all gone but just a little corn.''
"Well for the Lord's sake let me
have a nip of that?here's half a
dollar give me a half pint."
Said the store keeper, "Let me
look into your eye?I want to see
if I think I can trust you." "You
may trust me with your life. I'll
suffer death before I will betray
you." "I think you arc safe, said
the store-keeper?I'll let you have
it with the understanding that you
get out ot sight of Saratoga l>efore
you broach it." And going
in-the back room the dispenser of
corned herring and cod fish proceeded
to fill a half pint flask with
shelled corn. Judge of that peddler's
chagrin when he unwrapped
the paper from the bottle and
found what iteontained. He muttered:
"Ding that country storekeeper:
he thinks he's smart. He's
got my fifty cents for a pint of
shelled corn, but I'm nine dollars
and eighty seven cents ahead on
that pair of scales I sold him for
twelve plunks."
Card of Thanks.
We wish to extend our heartfelt
thanks to Dr. Tabcr and our many
friends at Mpple mill for their
kindness during the illness of our
son Davis, who recently had his
arm amputated from injuries in
the mill. Respectfully,
C. Grainger,
Jane Granger.
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