The Sumter banner. (Sumterville, S.C.) 1846-1855, March 29, 1853, Image 1

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Kh fw% - -- - - - A* DEVOTEDT"SIY 4i RC~l SON IL96AlyN , & Proprietors., g g SUTT R V IL L E A R ' EL L A N -E0 U 8 5w a ~ 'els enho' Dead. Ari SISTgRtA STORY. - o8 pApers entitled, "Ex 7th-Portfolid of an Excite o tk ' ave just been com u 1 N '%Harp4er's Magazine. We 6pdvf the'stories, which, though ald~ we think we have read it Soti re beforc-?-is exceedingly in 0!dhefday vhen I dined with my dft fit, the Rev. John H- was ofWthbgibty. He :was a man about 4&-.y ar -of sge, dressed with pecu liareatiiess, and entirely in black. Atiel st'I was vpry much disip ditated evith his appearance, for he &duno'frm nor comeliness to recom iteiid him He was a slightly made manVithjet-black hair, without one O6d feature in his face, except the 6y and'-had a somewhat saturine 1 exler His air had something piclditily calm and tranquil in it, with dut *fyrafl'At ion of dignity; but a still gab ease, which implied more . than 1 perceied at the time. When he'smiled, hoiever-and he did so h6 ttonent Iwas .presented to him his face *as lighted up with the sweet 4- et Wression of benevolence I cv bVlie1d. There were two or three oth6rgentlemen at dinner that day, and t 0. cOnversation turned upon a multi of subjects-Mr. H- holding %htsp-art well -and easily, on every top - io tat was discussed. I could see my raildfather's eyes turned frequently to a face, s if remarking something pe 4J liarothore; but after dinner the no tijes cadgit. "_Why, John," he said, yo soeni~h ;very,.good healti, and et hen -I gt you came into the olobi Ii thiht you must be ill. I -recollect :ou quite a ruddy young inan; and now--" 41ywould say I am yellow as a gilh" replipd Mr with So--but exactTy-tat" answen' ed my -grandfather; "'but' your face has lost all color, and: got' a sort o leaden look." "That is owing to the fever I had some four years ago," replied the rev erend geiitleinan, and of which I diedif. ver man really died and came tdlife againj on this side ot the grave." He smiled as he spoke; and overy one present expressing anxiety for some explanation of what he meant, 1i gave an account of the strange events that had occurred to him, which I shall endeavor to render almost in hi's own.words, only remarking that he 'isstill livin0, and can probably give arther details, if executors think it 'vo-tgivhile to ask for them. "I'tie winter of 18-," said Mr. H-a-, "there was a great deal of 'yphus fever in Edinburgh. It was a gloomy; sad winter, changing fre quently from hard frost to warm. rainy, oppressive weather; and nev. erdid my native city city better de sekve the hame of Auld Reek i-, than erin nedrly four months of that ear. c The high winds, to which we rdgeneorally subjected in winter, soeem d th'aveo ceased altogether: the sinoke, instead of rising, beat duwn -upon the city; and notwithstanding its elevated situation, and fine moun. taii air, the streets and houses were eo.markiy dark that there was very lit. ,le difference between the sliort, 'im day, an~d the long and early ~jight~ A sort of oppression fell upon '"Lmen's spirits, which was increased by the floating rumors of the aw ful rav ages of disoase in the town, brought home to us, every no w and then, by the death of an acquaintance, a friend or a relation. Gradually the fever in creased in vir.ulence, and extended .for and wide, till it became alnost e stilence.' It confmned itself to nc clmiss or. age. Judges, lawyers, phy. sicians, wore smitten, as well as the humbler classes: old and young alike, * eltljbsfore it. Many good mn in the Timnistry' were takon. It assumed the worst form of all, however, in thec prisons of the city, and the account of jts ravages within their wvalls wvas tremendous. As the minister of the -Kirk, I was not absolutely called upon to sattend the prisoners; but I heard that two of my brethiren had '4died in consequence of their zealous care of the poor' souls within thiose heavy walls. It was with difficulty thata saflicient number of the clergy coulyabo found to attend to their spiri taM' swants, and I volunteered tc *isit the prisons daily, mysclf. For itearly a fortnight, I continued in the( performance' of the functions I had un dortaken, without snifer-ing in the least, except mntally from witnes andgt't' sapferinigs of oithersm. Buti one S8aturdayt inight, as I returned Mod l~g the very gloomy streets I fet~lasitde upon me, an utter pro sfdn~i of strength, which forced nt to stop twieo, in order to rest, bo. e'~r I reo~chied my owngoor. I attri buted' it to excesat' fiitgue; for I was a ~l~the sligid~stapeiebension, and never at all looked forward to the . coming calamity. When I reached i home I could not eat-my appe- n tite was gone. But that I attibuted& e: also to fatigue, and I went quietly - to bed. During the night, however, v intense pain in the back and in 'the 'I forehead succeeded; a burning heat n spread all over me; my tongue be- P came parched and dry; my mind wan- tl dered slightly; and instead of rising to tI preach, as I intended, I was obliged to if lie still, and send for a physici'an with ti the first ray of the morning light; His s4 visit is the last thing I recollect for sev- sM e-al days. I remember his order- O ing all the windows to be opened, not- t( withstanding the coldness of the day, and causing saucers, filled with some tl disinfecting fluid, to be placed in diff. b erent parts of the room, in order to I guard ily wife and children against the t, infection. I then, for the first time, sl discovered that I had caught the fever. t I remember little more-for violent de- P lirium set in soon-till suddenly, af- b ter a lapse of several days, I regain'ed n: my consciousness, and with it a divic- t tion that I was dying. My wife was fi kneeling, weeping, by my bedside; two K physicians and a nurse were present; d and it was strange after the dull state of It perfect insensibility in which I had a lain during the last twenty-four hours, f how completely all my senses had re- d turned, how keen were alg my per- n ceptions, how perfect my powers of a thought and reason. In my very health- e iest days, I never remember to have 0 had so complete comm and of all my t mental faculties as at that moment. But t< I was reduced to infant wcakne.-s; and a there was a sensation of sinding faint- v ness, not confined to any one part or a organ, but sprea ling over my whole n frame which plainly announced to me 8i that the great event was coming. They t gave ie sonie brandy in tea-spoonfuls; n but it had no other effect than to ena ble me to utter a few words of affec. a tion and consolation to my wife; and If then the power of'apoech departed ar. A tiethr.r_' The sensation that juccee. a ded I cannot describe. Few have felt E it; but I have conversed with one or two who have experienced the same, and I never found one who, either by a a figure or by direct langtdage, could con vey any notion of it. The utmost I t can say is, that it was a feeling of ex tinction. Fainting is very different. h This was dying; and a single moment of b perfect unconsciousness succeeded. t "Every one believed me dead. My N eyes were closed and weights put upon .a them. The lowerjaw, which remained n dropped, was bound up with a black e ribbon. My wife was hurried from c the room, sobbing sadly; and there I d lay, motionless, voiceless, sightless; d growing colder and more cold, my 11 limbs benumnbed, my heart without P pulsation, dead, all but in spirit, and d with but one corporal faculty in its or- s iginal acuteness. Not only. did my I. hearing remain perfect atafiftire, but C it seemed to be quickened iiid render. tl ed tenfold more sensitive than ever. h I could hear sounds in the house, at a a distance from my chamber, which had u never reached me there before, The convulsive sobbing of my wife in a C distant room; the imurmured conversa- h tion of tle physicians in a chamber be. n low; the little ifect of mny children tread ing with timid steps as they passed . the chamber of death; and the voice of 11 the nurse, saying, "Hush, my dear, I hush !", as the eldest wept aloud in as- C cening the stairs. . "There was an old woman left with v a light, to wvatch with the dead body ; and I can not tell yon howv painhi'l to C me was her moving about the room, ~ her muttering to herself, and her heavy r snoring when she fell asleep. But more terrible anguish wvas in store.- I On the following morning the under- I taker camne to measure mec for may a cotin. Although, as I have said, I C was all benumbed, yet I had a fainmt c remnant of feeling, which made nmen know when any thing touched me, and 8 a consciousness as perfect 'as in the y highest days of health. You can fan-. t cy, better than I can tell, whaut I en. U dured, as I felt the man's measuret rin over my body to take the precise ~I size for the awfbl receptacle that was n to carry fue to the grav'e. T1henm camne P the discussion ofhalfan hour between a him and the old crone in the chamber, r in regard to black gloves and hat C -bands. I am really lashmamned of mi- L w hen I remember the sensations I ex perienaed. I never felt so unchristian 3 in may life, as I (lid then, when lying- v to all appearance, dead ; and the worst b of it all was, 1 could1 not master those e sensations. 'Will seemed to bo at an ii end, even when consciousness remain- n1 ed entire. After that, what I most ni distinctly remember was a long, dull a blank. 1 fancy the room was left va- v cant, for I had no perceptions. The b~ spirit wvas loft to itself. itt only re- d ronnng organ of comnmunicaioni with a the material world had nothing to act s uponi, and thought was all in all.- ii liut thought was intensely .terrible.- 1 T1rue, thought w~as conmcntrated alto- r getlir ,non one subijet Trman. I is rTuch to -.repent.of. Every. man ho believes, ,hs.inuch to .hope and auch' to fear in the. presence. of apeth. world. But repentance,. hope, fear -1 tell you the plain truth-another orld itself, never came into any mind. hey seermed to have died away from Lemory, with that extinction of will which. I have spoken. , All I iought of then was, that I was lying ,ere lIving" and was about to be bur d with the dead. It was like one of iose terrible dreams in which we em grasped by some -monster, or ime assassin, and struggle to shriek to resist but, have neither power utter a sound nor to move a limb. 'I will not dwell much upon the far. ier particulars. The -coffin was rought.into the room; I was dressed my grave clothes; I was moved into iat narrow bed, stiff, and: rigid as a one, with agony of mind which I iought must have awakened some awer in the cold, dull mass which mund up my spirit. One whole ght I lay there in the coffin-hearing ie tick of the clock upon the stairs led with strange and wild impress. ns-doubting whether I were really ad, or whether I were living-long g to see and know if my flesh were ,tually corrupting-fancying that I It the worm. The morning broke; a im gray light found its way through iy closed eyelids; and about an hour ter, I heard the step of the undertak -and another man in the room. One l them dropped something heavily on ke floor, and a minute after they came close the coffin, and the undertaker ked his assistant for the screw-dri 3r. It was the last instant of hope, id all was agony. Suddenly I heard iy wife's step quite at the foot of the airs. 'Oh, God! she will never let iem!' I thought. 'She who loved ie so well, who was so dearly loved!' 'She came very slowly up the stairs, id the step paused at the door. I ncied I could almost see. her, pale Ad i.rerablingathov To undertaker. aked. in a lou4}voice, for tlie 'eofin-id tat the door' opened, ~and lIsabellia's Dice exclaimed, half-choked with tears, )h, not yet, not yet! Let me look him once again!' 'Love and sorrow spoke iii every me. My spirit thanked her; and ever had I felt such ardent love for 3r as then. But the idea of living arial was still pre-eminent. If she )ok that last look and left me, all 'as over. My anguish was byond I description. It seemed to rouse iy spirit to some great, tremendous lort. I tried to groan, to speak, to .y, to move, even to briathe. Sud enly, in that great agony, a single rop of perspiration broke out upon iy forehead. It felt like molten iron ouring through the skin.' But the eadly spell was broken. My arms :ruggled within their covering; I part r raised my head, and opened my yes wide. A loud, long shriek rang arough the room, and my wife cast erself upon the coffin, between me ad the hateful covering the man held p in his hands. 'I need not tell you all that follow. 3; ftr here I am, alive and in perfect ualth. But I have never recovered iy original color, and have ever re iained as sallow as you see me now. he event, however, has been a warn g to me. In nainy cases previously had calmly seen people hurried very .trly to the grave; but ever since, 'herever I had influence, I have pre ented the dead from being buried be >re ome signs of corruption present I th tnselves; for I am p:erfectly coma inced that those signs are the only ~al tests of'deaitha. Such was the tale told at my grand ather's table, in may hearing, by the ev. M. 11 -, onme of' the most mniable, pious and exemiplary men 1 ver knew. T1hlough niot, I am afraid, ver-burdened with religion himself, iy grandfathcr never sneered at reli ion in others, and your history, may xcellent friend, seems to me, the ex netion, as it wvere, of all thought of future state, in the terrible condition which you wvere reduced. I might inmost call it the extinction, of religion your mind, which, in one of your rinciples and views, seems almost uan ecountanble; for the mere act of memno y, I should imnaginme, must have recall dI thme ideas in which you had been rought up." "It was a very strange state," said Er. II. , thoughtfully. "qume in -uich every thing seemed extingumshecd, ut perception. You are wrong, huow v'er, ina supposing that religion was at n eand; for the idea of God and his inerey through Christ were present to ae all the time; not distinct as thoughts, ad without giving me aniy power to 'ill or to do; but as p~erepltio~ns, as cliefs-just as in the midst of a ream, we very often know that we re dreaming. I cannot explain my 31f more clearly; bat whenever I again meet with' -another person who has ecn iln a similar state, I will compar - iy sensations in these paaticulars--for cannot call them thmmts-.with hId* and endeavbr"to ardtvi M pinethlig 1 mbre definite."'The sui - thn a dropped. -. : <" e . "Tail o a' Conar, We find- the 'followin 0i6stetj in a-late number' of th'e w Y Yoik Spirit-of the. Times. .)ii weather is very, warm, recomme it dto be read in a cool corner,-r ah dy a grove, at sorpe, our mer re treats or wateringplaces. I will givegou an adv ture of a bashful lover. -His namWas Dani phule, but we 'ued to cali ' Jack. ass' for short. Heaven p me if he C should ever hear -this- sto, I hope be. don't take the Spirit' Among his many' nisfd ines, for he was cock-eyed, red ed, and knock-kneed, he num'l : that in convenient one of bashfil ; never theless, he was fond of "1", adies, al though when in their p once he never opened his mouth he could help it, and when he did peak he used both hands to -help ' alk; in fact, he was a young ma f great actions. Jack, one warm day,' in love. He had just graduated college, and began to think he mu eek the ladies' society; he was g ng to be a man, and it looked mal to have a 'penchant.' So Jack fell in love the sweetest, loveliest, boydenl' girl in the square-but how to telkliit love. There was the rub. -He agood deal of the 'language of eNs' and fe accordingly tried that; bs." jhen lie looked particularly hard he wihi dow in which Miss Emil i i the habit of sitting, some pe4i o - the other side of the street w ai-W ably bow'o-bjm, thinkis was &z? deavoring t e.hh has despi p ever snice. - - At length he obtained an introduc tion through his sister, and with her he called several times, but she was obliged to leave the city for a season, and as each interview had increased his ardor, he finally determined upon 'going it alone.' Long before the hour fixed upon by custom for an evening visit, lie found himself arrayed in his best. Blue coat, metal buttons, black cas. simere pants, (said pants being a leetle tighter than the skin) and a spotless vest. The journals of the day state, as an item of intelligence, that the thermometer ranged from 75 to 80 deg. Jack swears it was a hundred. As the hour gradually drev near, Jack found his perspira tion and courage oozing out together, and lie almost determined to pull off and stay at home. -Ie conclud ed, however, he'd take a walk past the house, and see how he felt. By the time he reached the man. sion, he firmly concluded not to go in, but on casting his eyes towards the parlor window, and perceiving no sign of life there, he thought it prob able that no one was at. home, and since lie had proceeded so far, he would proceed farther and leave his cardl. No soomner determined, than con cluded. In a reckless moment he pulled the bell; the darn'd thing needn't make such a 'cussed' noise. The door was opened as if by magie, and the servant girl politely asked him in. Miss Emily was alone in the parlor, and would bo delighted to see hiun. 0 Lord! here was a fix! Go in a dar'k parlor with a pretty girl alone! It was too late to retreat; the girl had closed the front door, and was pointing to the parlor where 'Miss Emily was sitting all alone.' Be ing perfectly convinced that no choice was left for him, into the dark room lie walked or rather slided. All was perfect chaos to his eyes for a moment, but only for a moment; then from the deepest gloom came forth an angel' voice, 'bidding him welcome and draw near.' To obey the order was hut the wvork of a mo. ment, as lie supposed; but he litdle dreampt of the obstacle which fate had thrown in his way. ie knew full well the stream of love had many ripples, but full grown snags entered not into his calculation. Judge then of his astonishment on being tripped up almost at the fair one's feet by a footstool with plethor. ic legs, which chance or a careless servant had placed on his road to happiness. Over ho went, and as the tailor had not allowed for an ex tra tension of muncele an'd sinewshe ot-only prooueii a tunble~rbqt'a1ie .ceinpound fragture oE the,- black aitsiafqresaia; said.fracture; extend. Vall;aco-ossthM point ithih* Comes ielesegt contact with the ! ehair. faving picked hiipdelt.ip ;atc'ao Ify as careur:st , 4 uld' illo die smuother ed lasgG if. luis 2 iy; of setting him forwardf.y, C kli& t ltSu9Ceeded in reachiung a, c) a nd drawing his coat tail foniar to revent a disagreeable exposeisat imself dowh with as much grace as bear would be expected-t6 exhibit ehen requested to dan6e dn needles. The young lady was a61ost suffo$ ated with laughter atthe sad inis ortune of the bashful lover, felt truly orry for him, and used allh her piv trs of fascination to driva it m. his nind, and eventually suceeded o ar as to induce him to. make a nark. On this rock he split, for just at hat moment she discovered that she iad -lost her handkerchief. . What iad become of it? -She was sure she. iad it when~she came in! It Iust :ertainly.be some where about. 'Haven't got it under you, M. Damphule?' Jack Was sure that couldn't besso, but poor Jack, in venturing an an swer, could not possibly get along without raising his hands, and of course he must drop his coat tail In his anxiety to recover the missibg viper, lie even ventured to incline his body so as to get a glance ,on -the floor. As he did so, the fracture opened, and behold, there lay, as the lady supposed, her property. It was the work of a moment to seize the corner and exclaim: 'Here it is, sir; you needn't trout ble yourself. Raise a little; under onl'lat the admve! mpevig i Alas !At. epipe- notli-i short of a spe interposition of Providence could save his shirt.. But what could he do? Another and another, a strong pull, evincing on the part of the lady a praiseworthy determination to ob. tain the 'lost dry goods,' coupled with the request 'Get up, sir, your're sitting on it,' determined him, and in the agony of the moment, grabbling with both hands, a. fast disappearing strip of linen which encircled his neck, lie exclaimed in heart-broken accents, 'for God's sake, Miss Emily, leave me my shirt collar!' TiH MODEL M -THEIN-m-LAW.-The Model Mother-in-law is essentially a strong-minded woman. She is always telling people 'a bit of her mind." The husband gets a bit every day. All his relations, too, who dare "to put their noses into what do not concern thetii," are favored with "a bit"-a good large bit-also. Her "mind," like the bell of St. Sepulchire,is never told, unless it is the prelude to sone dread ful execotion. She dearly loves a quiet family. The Model Mother-in law makes a principle of residing with the vietiris. When once in a house, she is as ditlicult to get oit as the dry rot, and, if allowed her own way, soon u~n dermines everythiing; and brings the house, "in no time," about every body's ears. She goes out of town with themi every year. She should never for give hierselfC if anything happened when she was away, and she Was not near her dearest Julia to aid and comfort. The husband's comfort is never considered. If' he does succeed in driving her out of the house his torments are by no means at an end, for the chances are that she takes a lodging in the same street, and lives just oppo'ite to him. T1hen she amuses herself by running back ward all day, dlropp)ing into dinner and luncheon about six times a week, or else watching every thing that takes place ini the honse, from over the win dowv blinds of ber tirst pair front. 11er only escape, then, is in establishing a society for the promotion of enuigra tion to England of all homeless mo thcrs in-law who have an only daught er. If this should be fruitless, hiis on ly hope is in procuring a law to an null all marriages where tlie husband can prove that lie has married "a treas uro of a daughter," who has a "jewel of a mother." If this remedy ev en should fhil, he had bettor takei a couple of Life Pills, for "there is no rest but the grave," for the hus band w~ho groans under a model moth er-in law.-Puncha. "Well, my dear, what is itl" "D~idn't you tell me~ the world was roundi" "Then I'd like to .kr ow howi l.ca'i come to an end? "My child, how oftn t Cp o J t ir meI Elai 0f dlQber 80 entitld d t [#omIoke 'png' t Beg pardon e'in but Icannot 31 etand it lgdr !Yh'e ri - iii'.i 'did n o n vu fit" Kage disn 41 W ge, Yor one Iad not guilty. Wh , J st asinait'ral fr .ie. to looly plepsut,~ dasit is for.be sun tosiune .if- yo.don't bel eve me di'te ibund this way some day Ofid see for Yourself. ~Youapity' us, do you ? We]l.l lbol1i .pit when you take the btt"sIart of 'inankind, to dnake laughi ng tock f6r the whole e creation, saint nd sinner-inercie pity, that. 'Out of elows, out f, ofI ,, s~rs,'. .&e., .&9 -Nowlif.you want to see a .man 'out of sorts,' follow home that family man that'goes 'strutting pasto-poor hen-pecked, curtain lectured fatnily man!, No wonder he holds' up his head like a' chanticleer,' when lie gets out, He feels free oied -ire, almost like himself again--6less just as. he mes an old chum, lie sees.pri te.of 'baby's' fingeraon his shirt bosom, or finds a piece of Char ley's candy sticking to his coat. Oh, joys of wedded life! - W9 ain't un der'. doniction yet--can't be friight ened. into the 'matrimonial noose,' no ho* Afraid to ask. a womih td have them for fear she'll eay N oI I've bean appointed a coimittee of fdurteen,' to tell you W.'no such hing 11e t the least feer.of woman bf9r. u.r eyes; 6hldu't heliove ti'~ itef did we tote poetyo ie d all that-and didn he diieteis 9' Who'd be afraid of hearing a w~ornan say 'no !' after he'd been said 'Yes' to) as sweet as lip could say it, and then jilted. '.That's what makes some told bachelors,' and if the sisters in general keep a clear conscience, 1 pity them. Their 'sufferings': must be 'intolerable' AN OLD BACHELOR. Murder of a Rich Old Gentle niaa by liie Housekeeper. '. The English papers are filled with the details of the murder of a rich old bachelor by the name of William Jones by his housekesper, a middle aged woman named Elizabeth Vik. era. . It appears that Mr. Jones had lived so Iong vith Elizabeth that he thougt he -could not possibly live Without her, and she had got in the habit of drinking, and vihe she was drunk she abused him. The old man was nearly helpless, and he was so attachad to Mrs. Vickers that when ever she threatened to leave him he would entreat..her not to abandon him. One witness testified that she would lock him up when she went away, and that if he get out sho would whip him terribly. She was frequently seen dragging him through thie garden by his gray hairs. Mrs. Annie Gray, a next door neighbor, said: I know Mr. Jones well, but never had a conversation with him but twice. The first time, in July, I told him I was sorry. to see him so poorly and infirm, and added that it was a pity to see him in the state he was in. His reply to me was, " I amn a miserable man." I told him that if ho wanted anything and tapp ed at the wall, I would render him all the assistance im my power. I have often heard cries in his house. Mr. Jones and his housekeeper used to have acrious disputes about money matters. I have heard the . latter say, "Givo me the Oloney' and let mgo." At ether times I heard he etthe old man. Jones used to say her, "Don't leave me."I distinctly heard the .sound of a slap on the face whbich the -housekeeper gave him. I-have frequently heard thcm quarrel andl heard the deceased utter the cries 'of "'nider" on two or three occasions. Ia one these quarrels I heard the housekeoper say, "Give me the money and let mec go," and his reply was, "Don't leave,mu~e; I1 cannot lose .you." She thenx asked him how he dared to goto Mr.eg, liis lgwyer. .The old mian ilof an st rng. er, X heard. enoera.bi JN' Ilmmond, whor 1e pattieuare fiwVnt iea'rd, 0F 'to io ip-e le Icongd.' '1h1e - ia~' th; U e on .onesh Mr .,4-t e tai ch disturbed I)'ife1a Hamn d;etv whou anistee n Mri tieside0; or. pn the course of was awoke by one of ?r From the Voices. eb co, tell that ibere were'o lyV N and his housekeet in. th - back parlor) at the time. heard the latter talk n heard Jones say, "Oh, ay:d' Immediately 'fter head a heavy fall was followed by ped lence, during which' wie6 hear even a breathing r v is This was brokeri by th boi" opening the door and adt persons to her assistm'd could distinctly hear sev~alWiie and, for .the remaining por! morning, the noises frota appeared to be most unp. 6" fact that this oldinai years oid, and thath 'the violence'of- his ho0 . proved conclusiv . eTho ' was comitedt piso -0 ' been egnizrint- 6 an)V4 mnistakes "iied by.~gr tion of fingeribowl toithee Sone line made pUnch rs-he iixed b rd6 a dFnk their waer from o'f porclain; and-it isrord old -lady' used hersa yeterday afternnrewe of any trouble beirig a gracefully folded ripkinsdth invariably spread by;th ' pate At our fasiiabl hotels and private' r forced upon out bcn o r, by an incide ntofas ft a that specified, that th& slmj l 4,9 n may have their ues. i o-fu 'y o ceived, and be therriselves ni ly misapplied. A g ably from the interior, F Picayune, was atey io our hotels. -e femd bei Piny,~odrgo ta;~id singularly different from Piywood region that h4ia and had hertofor- d-oiini Nevertheless the naj articles be ould, detee%, teeted 'could use The noyed him some, andWi him-annoyance. The Wai ~ $ little trouble'suinoj~na . i~ matters vexed ~the ode temper. He was not seriously"l~ however, until dinner tinme. taken his seat at the ktable, lieh looking after the eddlles.s Thqe nothing within reach inae the of eating that surrounded hisl! ~ ej$ These he surveyed with soe iij righted the plate, prepared and fork, p~ushed b~ack #h e and drewv towards him the liti ~ which contained his napkin i~~ ter he carefully extracted from tlo- "' glass, and surveyed- wi~t e z~ euliar air of wonidei'digdos sidering, we suppose, what onysa could -be intended forI. Fihan ~X bright idea seemned ~t strike l'n 1'h< $ napkin waa gathered up like nd~-" kerchief,- slowly elevated to hted and then,-and thmen to thetio~~ able mirth of all who had waotehed I movements, he applied it to his i organ, and blew a blast noise of six east winds ting of three ear hrakes. . THE ouNG W iFE BT Why art thou sad spy what grief' is frownin .W hy dost thou droopien ~ and why do tears unbid ~ W hen first lI ooed~ hti~ saw they, sweetestu. - eni drean~ t ~ f sun ofsui ~ ~ ~ ~ phy~Js