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Bie&OITT OV 4 OIXCUS HOB8X.
Without depreciating modern establishments
of this kind, our recollections go back
to Astley'a Amphitheatre, near Westminster
Bridge, as it is used to be, thirty or forty
years ago, under the mauagoincnt of the lato
Mr. Duorow. Tho feats theie porformcd by
some of the horses wero exceedingly wonderful.
The animals seemed to possess a dcgroo
of human intelligence. They were accomplished
aotors. Their powers of simula1
tion with a Yiew to entertain spectators went
! far beyond what any one could expect, whose
knowledge is coofhied to tho ordinary class
of horses. We will mention a few particulars
regardiug the horses at Astloy's as they
occur to our memory. One evouiug tho
performance represented a houso on Grc.?
_ AHj.bc inhabitants oftho dwelling hail managed
to escape except a Tady in an upper
story. Tou saw hor at a window, throwing
about hor arms wildly, and,.^rcaniing for
help. Her appeals to thogytafed crowd
beneath were heart-rending*. Tho firemen
<oould not reach her, for the stair was seemingly
in a blase, and there was no fire escape.
The spectators in the theatre were
wrought up to an agony, it being but too
evident that the poor lady was doomed to
perish by a painful and violont death. In
Mh the midst of the oommotion, a horso which
belonged to the lady rushed upou tho stage.
Initfl stable it had heard the sorcams of its
Lst . mistress, and hastened to do its best to save
> her. Without bridle or saddle, it was seen
to rush into tho bouse and climb the stair,
. 4 amidst flames and volumes of smoke. It
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reaonea tne apartment where the lady was.
She moan ted on its baafc, holding by the
mane, And the horse, defoonding the stair,
gi v brought her safely to tbo grquud. Prolongodghaftsof
applause "rewarded the hasardoas
exploit The whole thing was a beautiful
pieoo of acting, and evoking throughout
sentiments of pleasure and admiration.?
Nothing but kindness and long training
oould have made the horse so clever in knowing
what to do and to do it well. The feat
was the more surprising, as horsca usually
have a dread of fire which is not easily conquered.
It will be understood that the fire
had been so adroitly managed as to effect no
injury on the theatre, and that there never
had been any real dangor.
On another evening at Astley's, a still
more remarkable piece of acting, by a white
horse named Prinoo, was offered for publio
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ouwiMiuuviu. u whs u piay caneu molliglimettlod
Racer, .The slay woe in several ??? ,
and deeoped to presont different stages of
' In the career of a hirso, tYom
youth to old age. Thj apectaele was painful
but touching, but unfortunately in too
many eases true to nature. We shall endeavor
to describe some of tho scenes.
When the piece opens, wo have a view of
an English mansion. In front there are several
mounted huntsmen in scarlet coats, ready
to set out on a fox-chase. They are waiting
until a young lady comes out of tho mansion
to accompany them. We see the lady,
properly oquipped for riding, desoend the
steps to the doorway, and by the aid of a
groom mount a young and beautiful shaped
while horse that is in readiness for her.?
Bhe speaks to it affectionately and calls it
?WdfearflMBftrte'. The elegant form of the
animal, its proud bearing, its glosay coat and
the Spirited tray it prances about, exoite
general admiration. After a little gtdloping
in pursuit of a fox, that was also a taughf
actor in its way, whioh lead* the party
through a variety of difficulties, suchd- as
climbing up rcftfltofleaping owe* hed^ei,*o.,
till at length, on the point of being run
down, it dashes into the cottage of a poor
old woman, who humanely gives it shelter.
She takes up tho fox lovingly in her arms,
and saves it from seemingly impending destruction.
That may be called the first stage
of the horse's career, during whieh Prince
was well attended to and happy.
At the beginning of the next act, the
bdfese is to every appearanoe several yeans
older, sod is dq longer fit for raoing or banting.
"*TTlt? lady, its first owner, had from
some oireumstanoe been compelled to part
' with it. From its swiftness in running, it
had been purchased to run aa
none reces, at whieh it had, on several occasions,
won prises, anditssprightliness obtained
for it the name of the High-mettled
Racer. After this it was transferred from
,one owner to another, always in s descending
scale, until poor Prince is seen in the condition
of a cab-horse in the streets of Londonl
It has somewhat the look of its former
state, bat is terribly brokon down in fiauro
and spirit. Ita plump and glossy appearanoe
is gone. It is dirty and dejooted. It
hangs its head droopingly down. Its ribs
shine tbrongh its skin. Its joints are stiff.
It stands on three legs, with the other leg
resting on the point of the foot, just as wo
see oab-horses trying to rest thoir aching
limbs, when standing in a row for hire.?
Wljrt. wretched down-oome from that whieh
Prinoe had enjoyed, in life's young dream !
There awaits ?|J|flwpfer, a still lower depth
In the following lot, Prinoe is reduced
to the forlorn condition of drawing a sandoart,
when it can hardly draw its own legs
after it. To appearanoe it is half-stnrved.
A child offers it a few straws, whieh it is
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thau skin and bone. The cart io whieh It
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is yoked belongs to a rude jobber, whose
object is to wring the utmost possible work
out of the animal, before selling it to bo
killed. A feeling of horror and compassion
thrills through the spectators. Thev
can hardly believe they are only looking at
a play, for tho simulation is pcrfuot. Staggering
along with his draught uudcr the
cruel urging of tho whip, tho moment arrives
when Princo can go no further. Its
unhappy span of lifo is terminated. It suddenly
drops down under its weary load?to
dio, and bo rcliovcd of all its troubles.?
Unyokod from tho cart, aud relieved of its
harness, there it is, stretched out, with a
crowd of idlers about it, seemingly at the
last gasp, and offering in its fate a dreadful
instance of undeserved cruelty to animals.
J'Man'a inhumanity to man makes countless
thousands mouru." Quito trde; but,
alas! inhumanity to man is nothing in coinnnri^on
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...... ..... lumuuiiiimy which is rccKlessly
exercised towards the horse.
There is a concluding scene in tho life of
the horse we have heon describing, which,
on no account, must bo omitted. While
lying in the streets in his death-struggle, and
when preparations were making to. drag it
off to the shambles, a lady who is passing
recognizes the dying animal as being her
favorite horse Prince, which she had ridden
years ago at the fox-chose. At the same
time, the poor beast, faintly lifting his head,
recognizes its old mistress, and with failing
eyes seems to implore her compassion. In
a state of distraction the-lady kneels down,
takes tho horse's head in her lap, speaks to
it ooosolingly and onoe more calls it her dear
Prince. Oh what would sho not do to revive
the dying animal and give Prince a
nevt.lease of existence ! Just at this juncture,
in The manner of the old plays, when
something supernatural was required to get
ovor a serious difficulty, a sylph-like being,
in the character of a benevolent fairy, aySars
on the stage, carrying a magio wand.
er mission, she says, being to redress wrong,
she touches the dying horse with the wand
and bids it rise. In an instant Princo starts
up from its recumbent position, nnd to the
delight and amazement of everybody, it is
as fresh, glossy nnd beautiful as when it
went out with tho hounds in the fox-chase.
The lady springs upon its back, and off
Prince goes at a splendid gallop. The applause
was, of course, immense !
Perhaps in the whole annals of horsemanship
there was never ^aponstrated a
uiuiu nuudoiful uase of aCtlbg. Tho horse
^ fflgsK fit mblic
horse. It had.feigned to bo tired when it
stood on three legs. * It feigned to be dying
when it dropped down in the sand-carl.?
The whole affair was a piece of simulation,
and by means of some adventitious aid in
discoloring the skin, the deception was complete.
A hasty rub with a cloth puts it all
right; and instead of dying. Prince gab
lops off in the consciousness of having performed
a brilliant piece of acting.
What we have narrated from recolloction
will assist in illustrating the natural intelligence
of tho hortfa, and thq extent to whieh
it can he eduoated by patient and gentle
training. Harsh treatment would be all a
mistake. Words kindly spoken, some small
reward in the shape of a mouthful of what
is sgrssabls?a trifling sweetmeat, for in^^^e-^^^rk
wonders in forming the
Cm^^PSat an impressive moral lesson was
Onveyed in the play of tho High-mettled
Raoer.
Rvbfor Pasture.?A correspondent of
the Elmira, (N. T.) Farmers' Club writes
as follows : "Farmers who are in want of
first-olass nasture at least exnenne. for thin
season, should prepare a lot for the purpose
and sow the same to winter ryej and they
will aoon have a pasturo for sheep, calves,
poultry, in fact any kind of stock ; and for
youttg lambs it cannot be excelled. Heavy
took will tramplo it to the ground, to some
extent, if put on early in the season, but
later they can be kept on it at a profit.?
Winter rye sown in the spring will not head
out till the second year, but will stool out so
a to oo?? tb? ground, produciug a luxuriant
mam of teed that will pay everv experimental
trial. It can be out for soiling purposes
the second year for grown up stoek, or
it ean be raised for pasture, as stated before,
or it ean be allowed to attain its growth and
manuro a crop to harvost. It will also stand
drouth very well, and enrich the land.?
From one and a half to two bushels per aere
should be sdWta according to the wealth of
the land." ' -
Skntimjcnt and Opinion.?Sontiuionts
join man tojnan j opinions divide thorn.?
The former are olementary, and ooneentrate;
the latter are composite, and scatter.
Thg friendships of youth are founded
on soatlmeut j the dissensions of Age result
fVom opinion. If we could know this at
an early age?if, in forming our own modo
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v> tuui^ui) wo uuuiu acquire a UMrtl V16W
of others, and even of those that are opposed
to oar*?we should then he more tolerant,
and endeavor to reunite by sentiment
what opinion divided and dispersed.
Josh Billings says ho know* people who
are so food of argument that they will stop
and dispute with a guido-bonrd about the
dtaance of the next town.
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OUR DIET.
We have always thought, says the Ncu
ami Courier, that our diet is the cause t
most of the summer diseases tlU't prevail i
this latitude, and have seen nothing thr
induces a change of opinion upon this sut
jeet. In towns and cities where the cot
venienco and variety of market cau he hat
there aro perhaps such changes in diet tho
diseases may not be traced to tflis source fci
their causes, llut how is it ift the villagt
and ou the farms whore a vasln majority c
our readers livo ? Brother farmer, what di
you cat for diuuer to-day 'I Was your hi
of fare made up of coolimr. nutlilious. wlmlr
some, anti-febrile dishes ? Of was it a vai
iety of vegetables, potatoes, greens, beau:
and so on to the end of the chapter, all boilc
pretty- much in the same pu|^with a hug
piece of Northwestern L^*n .in- tl^ cohere
like a diamond i.i a casket of jewels I Sog
gy corn bread, greasy vegetables, and tli
inevitable chunck of bacbu coustitute tb
average bill of fare for dinucr allfthc sum
mer, while not much better baked breai
and fried ham or bacou arc the bulk of th
morning and evening meals. Unless a-mai
has a stomach like a grist mill is it au
wonder that such food creates indigestiou
fever, disease and death?
We are told that negroes liveou suclf diet
and grow fat. True ; but no argument cai
bo taken from that premise to reach a simi
lar conclusion as to the white race. A ncgr
will cover his head with four foljis of a blnn
kct and stick his head in hotashics and sice]
comfortably. They and wo hive not tin
same physical structure, for wl^le they cai
digest aud assimilate the strongest diet, the;
oau also wc^ji^er the storm on r<Jots aud bet
ries, as doubtless many of them ire doing to
day. But our race is required to be mon
select in what they cat, if we desire to pro
moto health. 'Tis said that the tirst orde
Mr. Callu.uu issued after he was nppoiutci
secretary of war was to destroy every frying
pan in tho army, for it was killing more sol
diers than battle was. So wo think, am
hence advise our readers to be a little mor
delicate at this season in their diet thai
they have been heretofore.
The following extract from the New Yor!
Tribune is so forcible upon this point, tha
wo commend it to the careful perusal of ul
our readers:
The thermometer may bo used to a cei
tain extent as a guide in the selection c
food. With the mercury at 40 degree
below zero, n healthy stomach will crave a
nbuudauce of car^^i^^yt^jis uiatt^j-^) n",pp*
tho^ierniomcter at 90 degrees iu the shndt
wo want slight help from food to keep th
blood at its uormal temperature of 98 dt
grees, but tho wastes of nerve and atusculn
tissue may still require large supplies fo
re-cnforcemcnt. Tho falling off of the ap
petite in springtime is a fitting prcpuratio
for the heats of summer close at hand, an
everything 'that suggests cooluessand light
ness of dietls grateful to us. A natural divii
iou of foods is into those whieh maintain th
heat of the body nud those which fo to th
productifih of muscular and mental force.?
Carbon, in ono form or another, is 'Jic basi
of all heat-producing food, and uittogen i
tho basisot muscle-making food. \u well
proportioned food oarbou stands to litroge
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in uiu iuliu ui uvu tu uuu } tiuu is, vu swai
low fivo ounces for warmth to, 4(^ie fo
Strength. But this .ratio variost^fe-aIroad
iutiuiated, with the height of the mercury
Iu winter starchy foods, oils, f; ts, are in di
maud. In summer acids, lean meats, curd
aud such other articles as I oep up th
strength of the body without o' jrheatiug il
Every housekeeper should uud rstand ho\
to feed the various members ol her house
hold with food convenient for thcui. At]
alyses of blood, of muscle, of bn n and ncrv
tissues, and of the various food which hav
been made, render this kno ledge quit
possible to her if she will seek . For illu<
tration : Suppose she has halfi dozen hur
gry farm laborers to fdfcd, she \ ill not giv
them chickon croquettes, tongu< Jandwichc
nnd ice cream, for this would ul feed then
She would rather place before mem cornc
beef well done, cabbage, onioul, beans, pr
tatoes, buttermilk, and breatncmjl battel
In tho corced beef they would h.vc for ever
hundred grains eaten fifteen gnins of nitn
gen, which would go at once toppair mui
cular waste ; in cabbage, every hutdred part
would give them four parts of ntrogen; i
onions they would have five parts if nitrogc
in every hundred parts; in bean, about th
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auiu, itiiu iu potatoes oom niqogcn nn
potash, though in smaller proporfbns. Th
buttermilk, besides affording a ciiling noic
is a refreshing beverage, sinco eviry constil
ucnt of uailk but the fatty pnrttis prcsoc
in it. A piece of opplo pic wouk\fitly cloa
tho repast. But such a meal would not su
the brain-worker; it is too heirty, an
makes larger demands ou tho dijostive 01
Sins than would be agrooublc to h\m. Fe
im the food should be nt onco lifter an
more concentrated?a cupful of nWitioc
soup, a piece of juioy meat ?0slrjrj?stl, <
fowl,) a baked potato, egga* bread|ed bu
ter, fruit, with somo light desnert withoi
pastry^ihis would permit him, aftcfa shot
interval, to resume hia work withoivheav
neas. 4
There is a groat doal said in (apisc <
French cookery, but tho demands ofUio ii
tense life Americans lead cannot be mat t
inero flavors and simulated dishesW^Oi
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palates may bo cheated by tho cuitinier, but
he caunot cheat our stomachs. Food wc
>1' must have, food that on analysis gives fibrin
" and gluten aud albumen, aud puts such rest't
lessuess iuto our muscles and our brains that
>- we cannot choose but work and think. Tho
i- he irty worker is invariibly the hearty fecdli
or. While it is right aud proper to utilize
it everything edible, and wrong to waste what
>r may serve a useful purpose, there is no cconi,
oniy so unwise as that which loads to defraud
'f our blood by filling the stomach with what
d sccuis to be food, but is lacking in the esscu
II tial elements of food. In the summer time
' f ruits and vegetables naturally form a large
part of our diet. When neither under-ripe
b uor over ripe nothiug can be more wholod
some than fruit. But there are no articles
e of food more deranging to the system than
>, uuripo-fruit?lUatf verging qu decay, in |
; which the fermentations of decomposition
c have begun. So far as possible fruit should
e bo eaten without sugar. Sugar is carbon in
i- a saccharins garb, and carbon is heat. Curds
tl arc very delightful and nutritious articles of
o food. For breakfast ou a sultry morning in
n Ju.ie aud July nothing can exceed a cream
y cheese for delicacy and satisfaction,
i, The habit onec formed of eatiug cold
dishes in summer, and the American idea
that every meal must taste of the fire being
a discarded, large comfort ensues to tho cooki
and the cater no less. Cold tea and cold
0 coffee, if rightly made and cooled, areas re
freshing and stimulating as the same beverl>
agos at 212 degrees Fahrenheit. Cold meats
c are as nutritious as warm meats, and many
a vegetables are as palatable vrhcu they have
y been half a day from the fire as wheu first
' cooked. Salads of all kinds arc specially
grateful in warm weather, und should form
a a part of every* diuuer.
r Good Fahmino.?Uuder this head the
1 Koowec Courier publishes the following
compliment to a farmer of Audersou CounI
We had the pleasure rcccutly of visiting
c the farm of Mr. 11. M. Morris, who lives
a near Sandy Spriugs, Audersou County.?
Mr. Morris gave us some facts concerning
k his farming last year, which we lake pica*
t sure iu publishing, in the hope that it may
II stimulate souie of our Ocouco farmers. In
1870 off one acre of ground Mr. M. pro -
dueed 32 J bushels of wheat, weighiug 02
if pouuds to the bushel. After the wheat was
s harvested ho planted the suiiTC ground in
n corn, aud gathered therefrom 20 bushels,
u mt_Ut Cll J- - ? 1 ? * 1
I w puuua jo uie lyusnei a net iJlHr
5, crop, iucludiug wheat, corn and fodder, was
e $95.50. The cost of production was $28,
!- leaving a uct profit off of ouc acre of $07.50.
r Upon another acre the sauio year lie pror
duced 12 bushels of whuat, 12 bushels of
i- corn, 13 bushels of peas, 150 pouuus of
n fodder and 000 pouuds of pea viucs, the
d totul value of which was $57.50. The cost
of production was $10, leaviug a net profit
i- of $-47.50. Total profit off of two acres of
e land the sauic year $115. Mr. Morris also
c informed us that ou the 25th of - he
- sowed broudcast eight acres of stubble land
is iu speckled peas at the rate of 1} bushels to
a the acre, aud that ho gathered therefrom
I- nine bushels per acre. Cau any of our Ocou
nee farmers beat this? If they can, we
I- would bo glad to hear from them It beats
r cotton plauting all to pioocs. Mr. M'e presy
ent crop ofwheat, although injured consid'.
erably by the late hail storm, will make nu
i- abundant yield. Oue aero we think will
s turn out as much as 25 or 30 bushels.
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- A negro preacher had elaborated a new
f theory of the Exodus, to wit: that the Red
>- Sea got frozen over, and so afforded the
i- Israelites a safe Dassaero: but. when Phn
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o raoh, with his heavy iron chariots, attcnipo
ted it, they broke through and were drowno
ed. A brother rose and asked for an explu?
nation of that point. "1't.o becu studyin'
gography, and de gography say dat be very
o warm country?where dcy have do tropics. '
s And de tropics too hot for frcezin'. Do
? p'int to bo splaincd is, 'bout brcakiug
d through de icc." The prcachor straight>
cued up and said :'-Brudder, glad you axed
dat quostion. It give ino 'casion to 'splain
y it. You sco that was a great whilo 'go?
> in do ole time 'fo' dcy had any gography?
!- 'fo' daro was any tropics."?Springfield
s Republican.
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n An item in the ship news of Saturday
c brings the information that 40.000 boxes of
d chccse wore dispatched to England ou that
e day. In course of time some of this will
I, got back to us as "fino old English cheese,"
t- at a high price, which (the chango ot name
it and increase of price) will give it an excel;o
lent flavor with connoisteurs, notwithstandit
ing its origin in our own American cheese
d factories. Black silk dress goods made in
r- this country, as good as any in the world,
>r incet with small favor unless they are 1?d
beled "French" or "English j" and, as for
is earpots, oar unquestionably fine Philadel>r
pfeim make, although sold by the mnnufactr
torert fbr what they really are?Philadel.i
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it, |miim mttuo ginmn?uu not get very far irom
rt the city before they are metamorphosed into
i- the "best imported."?Phil Ledger.
>f He over ready to forgive. "Remomber,
] he who refuses forgiveness breaks the bridge,
>y over which he must pass, for all need lorir
givnuesH."
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the h0u8ekeefeb.
Cure for a Felon.?Tukc a tcaspoonful
of black popper, a tablcspoonful of riuogar
and the yolk of no egg. Siuitncr
together and bind on. Renew twice a day.
Foil Cleaning black cashmeres, wash in
hot suds with a little borax in the water;
1 rinse in blueing water,?very blue, and iron
, on the wrong side while damp.
Washing Carpets.?Housekeepers may
be glad to know that a tablcspoonful of aui,
monia in oue gallon of w irui water will restore
the color of carpets.
To flnn v. llniiio?"??
? ? IV lieu the
voice is lost, us is sometimes the case, from
the effects of a cold, a simple, pleasant remedy
is furnished by lieating up the white of
i an egg, adding the juice of one lemon, ami
swccteuiug \vith wljite sugar to taste.. Take
a teuspoouful from time to time. It lias
been known to effectually cure the ailment.
Buoimnu Meats.?When meats arc
broiling 011 a gridiron over hot coals, the
sudden heat applied sears the outside, which
shuts in the juices, and tho rapid application
of heat soon cooks the meat through, if
in moderately thin slices. It is then teuder,
juicy aud palatable. Thoso who never broil
their fresli meat, fish or poultry, do not know
the excellence of a properly ouked dish of
animal food.
Lemon Beer.?An authority says : Cut
two large leuious in slices aud put tlieui into
the jar, put a pound of white sugar over tho
lemons, add 0110 gallon of boiling water,
stand it away until it is cool, and then put
in one-quarter of a cup of yeast, let itstaud
till it ferments, bottle in the eveniug in stone
jugs, cork it tight, and thoro's your good
leuiou beer. It beats larger aud is more of
a temperance drink.
Improved Scrubbing Machine.?This
machine consists of a wheeled frame, carrying
a reciprocating scrubber aud mechanism
for operating it; also a water holder, which
is connected with the scrubber by a flexible
tube, and u mop and pan, for taking up the
water that has becu used in the senil.lun
operation. The machine is pushed about
on wheels, so that the floor is both scrubbed
and mopped as the machiuc advances.
Boiling Beets.?With many housewives
l here is a great deal of boiling of beetroot
in ease it should loose its color, and
j minute directions arc generally given in all
I cookery books as to washing the roots carefully,
so as to avoid nil abrasion of the skin,
clean before bciug put into the pot is, of
course, very necessary ; but the most simple
way to avoid spoiling the color is to drop tbo
roots into boiling water.
Blackberry Fritters.?Aro made by
mixing a thick batter of flour aad sour milk
or cream as for pancakes, only quite stiff.?
If cream is used, allow oue more egg than
for sour milk, then stir thick with berries.
Ilavo ready a kettle of hot lard, dip a tablespoon
into the lard, then tako out a spoonful
of batter and drop it into the boiling
lard ; the grease will prevent tho batter from
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off iu nice oval shapes. Eat with syrup.
A gentleman observed an urchin who had
a large slice ot bread in his hand and who
was crying vory bitterly. "My... son," he
exclaimed, "what are you crying about?"
"Mother won't (boo-lioo-oo) put any butter
on my bread (boo-hoo-oo !") "Oh, is that
all ?" said the gcntloman. "Come, dry up
your tears and be a man." "It ain't so
much the butter," retorted the little urchin;
"its the disposition of the old woman."
An ounce of alum put into the last water
used in rinsing children'** dresses, it is said,
will render them almost uninflamable. They
will take firo very slowly, if at all, and not
buru with a flame. Mothers who live in
houses where open fires arc kept, will do
well to try the experiment, not on the
children, but on the dresses.
"William," said one Quakor to another,
"thee knows I never call anybody names, but,
William, if tho Governor of tho State should
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vvoituuj a nam bllCU
to find the biggest liar in the Stato of New
York,' I would como to thco and say:
'William, tho Governor wants to see the
particularly.'"
"Stick a ginger snap on the end of a knitting
needle and yon have the latest style of
parasol."?N. x. Herald. "And wrap a
sheet of foolscap around the neck of a mineral
water bottle and you havo the latest style
of a gout's collar?Nurristown Herald.
Let us discuss the question why a woman
can pin on a man's collar the first time trying,
when tho very same pin, if engineered
by a man, would double up and run backward
tn Ktiftlc in lii< fktiink
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Wiso men mingle mirth with their cares,
as a help either to forget or overcome them;
bat to resort to intoxication for the ease of
one's mind, is to cure melancholy by madness.
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A young lady says that "if a cart wheel
has nine fellows attached to it, it's a pity that
a girl like her can't have a few I"
It's a mighty sick printer who throws up .
his case.