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) YOL. XII. LEXINGTON, SOUTH CAROLINA, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 11, 1882. ' ,
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THE LEXINGTON DISPATCH,
PUBLISHED EVERY WEDNESDAY
By Godfrey JfM. Barman,
LEXINGTON, C. H., S. C.
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Editor and Proprietor.
Worms! Worms! Worms!
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Mount Olive, Wayne County, N. C.
Sept 28 -6m
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Aug 17 ly.
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Nov 26?ly
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i
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June 15?ly
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OVEB AND OVEB AGAIN.
Over and over again.
No matter which way I turn,
I always find in the Book of Life
Some lesson I have to learn.
I must take my turn at the mill,
I must grind out the golden grain,
I must work at my task with a resolute will,
Over and over again.
Over and over again m
The brook through the meadow flows.
Over and over again
The.pouderous mill wheel goes.
Once doing will not suffice,
Though doing be not in vain.
And a blessing, failing us once or twice,
May come if we try again.
Sally and Dr. J. W. Lowman did a
Sne business at their respective stores.
Retrospective as to the year gone;
:>ur Sabbath-school, the largest in the i
jountjupnder Prof. O'Brien as S.upt.,
aas re^TVed from private hauds, independent
of other contributions,
more than fifty dollars in cash from j
private hands, while our school at the !
icademy has built for it the largest'
he county, and (ft^ing the year has]
mrolled one hundred and twenty- j
seven studenta ? So much for the i
jenerosity of the excellent citizens of
die Johntown community, among
whom none were more zealous than
VIr. H. A. Sally and Dr. J. W. Lownan.
"The year, fruitful of events, and to
3e rich in the historic past, is another
idded to the roll of centuries, replete
with errors, goodness and mislakes.
By these may we profit. Its j
*ood works may be garnered for iinitation
in the future while its mistakes ;
md errors may well be remembered j
3nly to bo strewn along the pathway
jf the future as warnings in life's
x>ming years. The year, the eventful
year, is dying. Its wail is heard
an the evening blast, yet, in the
language of Prentice:
. ? "No funeral train
Is sweeping past; yet on the stream and
wood,
ktuk TiffTit the moon beams
.j -0?, .? _
rest,
Like a pale, spotless shroud; the air is ;
stired
As by a mourners sigh; and on yon cloud,
That floats so still and placidly through
heaven,
The spirits of the seasons seem to stand,? i
i'oung Spring, bright Summer, Autumn's
solemn form, > *
And Winter, with his aged locks,?and j
breatho, . \
[n mournful cadences, that come abroad
A melancholy dirge o'eMhe dead year, j
Gone from the earth forever."
With new resolutions let South
Carolina, full of the elements of prosperity,
press onward, until culminating
in Calhoun's grandest prophecies,
she shall achieve for herself the
brighest dreams her chivalric
children.
The stock law and other questions
before the people are too distracting
for a holiday letter, and it beoomes
the lover of harmony just now to add
no single word to distraction. For
the comiDg year let us trust that
nothing will divide the party of
honesty and of progress b&t? that
peace and harmony like the benediction
of Heaven may .span our fair,
sunny, land with her radiant bow.
Festus.
Johntowx, S. C., Dec. 31,1881.
Hall's Positive Cure for Corns will
cure Warts, Bunions, Sore and Inflamed
Joints. Sold by C. N. Kyzer.
June 8?lv.
South Carolina's Success.
The following is a list of ?wards
made to South Carolina exhibitors in
I the Atlanta Cotton Exposition:
For best and fullest collection of
I minerals from the State, certificate of
1 award and cash premium of $50 to
j the State of South Carolina. Agricultural
steam engine on wheels,
ITozer & Dial, Columbia. Cotton
j seed huller and mill, W. Lowry, Columbia.
Catawba wine, H. H. Buist,
! Creenville?nreminm of ?5. Lace
' bandkei'chiefs, Miss H-. A. Samuels,
i Newberry. Best bale cotton from j
I the State, J. K. Schumpert, Newberry, |
j $100. Bagging for upland cotton, i
Charleston Bagging Manufacturing!
j Company. Japanese silk quilt, Mrs. j
' H. B. Buist, Greeuville. Darned j
I lace, Mrs. H. A. La Faugh, Newberry.
Combined seed planter and fertilizer, j
D. L. McKay White, Manning. Pic-!
I ture made of cotton, Mrs. H. L. Wier,
j Greenville. Seed planter and fer;
tilizer, David B. Balantine, Brewerton.
Cotton planter, M. L. Donald;
son, Greenville. Picture of zephyr,
j beads and chinille, Miss Ray Foot,
| Newberry. Hand made handker-1
! chief, Mrs. W. O. Wiecking, Walj
halla. Fertilizer, Atlantic Phosphate
I Company, Charleston. Firtilizera,
Stono Phosphate Company, Charleston.
Best collection of rice, H. Bisscoff
& Co., Charleston?$25.
Tims to Stop.
There are now two or more measures
Before the General Assembly '
looking to the creation of salaried positions
by it. "It is proposed to organize
a Railroad Commission with
three members?there is bat one
now?at a salary of three thousand
dollars each. The other one is the," J
?penmr of
lars to fix up the buildiDg and eighteen
thousand dollars annually for
the salaries of necessary professors, j
When will our law-makers stop establishing
offices to be paid for by wring- ^
ing taxes from the people? It is
full time to stop. Although this is 1
but a little State, it appears as though j
we must have as many officers, com- ^
missions and public institutions as
New York, Pennsylvania, or otlfer
large commonwealths of the Union. (
There are ouly five hundred thousand
people in South Carolina, leaving out '
of calculation the colored people.? j
We do not mean to count out the negroes,
but they are not tax-payers to j
any considerable extent, as their
emancipation from slavery is too recent
for them to have had opportunity
to accumulate property. And
yet every legislative session brings a
new position to be filled by or through
the ioflaence of the state liovernrnent.
It is about time to stop, aud
let our office-seekers go to work and
help develop the latent interests of
the State. Let persons live for and
| not upon the State they seem to love
j so well.?Enterprise and Mountaineer.
\ Too Old.
Mr. and Mrs. Jones were startii^ j
for church. "Wait, dear," said the!
i lady, "I've forgotten something; will j
I yon be good, now, and go up-stairs
! and get my goats off the bureau ?"
"Your goats! what new-fangled
! thing's that?" replied Jones.
J "I'll show you,", remarked the wife.
; and she sailed up-staire, and down
again witlf a pair of. kids on her
hands; "there they are," said she.
"Why, I call those kids," said the
J surprised husbaad.
"Oh, do you?" snapped the wife,
j "Well, so did I once, but they are so
i old now, I'm ashamed to call them
anything but goats."
They went to church. The next
I day Jones' wife had half a dozen pairs
; of new gloves in a handsome lacquered
box of the latest design.
Thomas 0. Thompson, Esq., the j
! Mayor's Secretary, who, some few j
I days ago, slipped on a banana peel j
I aud sprained his knee writes that St. j
! Jacobs Oil "acted like a charm."? j
j Chicago Tribune.
For the Dispatch.
Letter trom gojmtown.
Not a Christmas day comes to good
old Lexington without your correspondent
wishing a happy one for
them. There I spent my first
Christmas in South Carolina and
around it clusters many, many happy
memories. With us we have spent
the holidays happily. A few parties,
some private "nogs" and with no
public bar-rooms iess liquor has been
used than during any Christmas
within the memory of the oldest inhabitant.
At Johntown Academy on
the 23d instant we had a Christmas
tree tastefully arranged and bounti- j
fully laden by the fair hands of our ;
ladies. The trete was the most beau-!
tiful known within the history ot this !
section. During holidays Mr. H. A.
Ashland Outrage?The Criminals
Prepare for Death.
Full Confession,
*
Cincinnati, Jan. 1? An Ashland,
Ky., dispatch says: Ellis's strange
conduct excited the surprise of a citizen
who told detective Heflin of ifc
.Heflin then sent for Ellis and locked
him in bis room at the botol where I
Ellis lirst said thai, last summer, he |
had heard Craft and Neal boast that j
before ChristmMj&*y>oald carnally 1
know Miss Tbtfk&s and Miss Gib- !
bona. This uoming, in j*il, Ellis j
denied that Oraft and Neal were'
guilty, but'su^fittenlly r
-his first statemsni^'wying in was|
compelled to retjr*ctpyJjfr^ri*?Der8> j
who were in the ^e
bodies of the victhbl wB^axhnmed
to-day and the-woui^0 e*gined. It
was found they csS^Pon* exactly |
with the statew^
position of the pa^es whefihe murderous
blows wetL8^ruckJgpiis k*8
made all death,
aQd expects it.h DeteqPW Heflin J
thinks he w swtor in the!
tragedy, fconiession is!
due to the- others would
give the informatu0
The three mei irl'e8'ed are Wm.
Neal, Ellir Craf^11^ Q*>rge. Ellis,
all white. Ellis 8 ^la': and I
Neal awakened bi^ on oight of
the murder and him to go to
Gibbon's house. wot reluctantly.
They entered byft ^O<^ow,.and Neal
and Craft oairft&^ the two girls.
Emma Thomas them and
said she would ker m?lh?r' Rob-1'
srt, the bay^r*! tken obo?t to give!'
the alarm J&n Craft strnck on 1
thehe%d wAB^8'kfllujg him in- |
^ntly^ that her i
time t . ome, and amid the
piteoP child for mercy f
be an(f killed
w# WUa H
ind Neal are married. Craft is sin-!;
?1& Thejj were all present when
i ? i.; j , ,
? ? liiDraH nnrl
UIIUUUU ? rwiueuyg nao uiuuu^, ,
Dn e of then; drove the hearse at the
funeral, theoiher was pallbearer. (
Later.?lan. 5.: A Cfcttlesburg, ,
Ky., dispafch says: Judge Brown ,
fearing that it great crowd from Ashland
would prevent the hearing of (
the cases of $ie Gibbons family mar3erers,
orderid the steamer Mountain
Girl to get qp steam and take the
prisoners to Maysville, Ky., for safe
keeping, bat owing to the. difficulty
3f getting the prisoners on board the
3teamer, the Sheriff put them on a i
ferry boat and started down the river.
A mob then took possession of the
steamer Mountain Girl and started I
in pursuit. It is thonght that the <
prisoners will not get to Maysville
alive.
Maysvilee, Kt., January C.?The
Ashland murderers arrived here at
10 o'clock last night and were safely
lodged in jail. The Mountain Girl
was a mife or two behind at the time
and abandoned the pursuit on learn
ing that the prisoners were guarded
by militia- No boisterous demonstration
attended the landing here, but it
required the utmost efforts of the
civil and military officers to keep the
immense crowd^om rushing on the
boat. *Indian
Depabtment, Washington,
D. C.?I am anxious to introduce Dr.
Bull's Cough Syrup among my Indians,
having used it myself for several
months, and think it one of the
finest remedies I ever found. I assure
you, it is the only thing that ev^r
relieved me of a protracted cough,
brought on by exposure while on the
Sioux Commission last year. A, G.
Boone, Agent for Poncas and U. S.
Commissioner.
Col. George Bliss, Special United
States Attorney in charge of the Star!
Route cases, has received assurances j
from the newly appointed Attorney'
General, Brewster, that in a tew days
he will give him special authority to j
pursue the suits with all prompti-j
tude. Brewster further says "the I
uttermost penny taken from" the U. |
S. Treasury must he recovered, and |
that he will take an active ^art in the
prosecution, and lead in person for
the United States.
Stats News.
Tbe Saluda Factory has lately been
considerably enlarged. In a few weeks
it will have 10,000 spindles in operation.
Col. B. W. Edwards and family, of I
Darlington, were made seriously ill j
recently by mince pies made from!
material purchased in the town.
Even those few of our State exchanges
which were issued during j
Christmas week are unusually barren i
of interesting news items.
Grateful to Invalids.?Florestojfc
is trrateful to invalida
irecnus'- _ t
sickening effect of most perfnmes. 12
The negroes emigrating from Edgefield
are leaving Atlanta for Texas
and Arkansas but mostly for Texas.
Some are stranded in Atlanta for
want of means. " ,
Col. John H. Fisher has been elect- ,
ed President of the South Carolina
Railroad, and the new company is
now in full possession and perma- ,
nently organized. (
Isaac Reed and Andrew Mannin
ger, colored, ?a$rrelled over ten cents J
worth of pie at Walhalla. on the 28th ^
u'lt, and bo/h began to shoot. Manninger
was killed. ,
The Colleton Press says that Mr. (
Isaac S*uls, while firing off his pistol I
at Smoke's Cross Roads on Christmas {
Eve, accidentally killed his little son, 1
who was standing near by. t
i -V " -T r -'
A yonng son.of Mrs. Celia Herring, 1
Marion, wag twisting a whip, and 1
jtrack b pistol on the mantel. The 1
weapon was discharged and the ball (penetrated
the boy's head, causing
nstan t death. j t
Tommie Blease, about ten years of i *
ige, the yonngest son of Mr. and Mrs. c
F. H. Blease, of Newberry, accident- je
dlvjihot and-kijled himself by play-j1
29th December.
Thursday morning last eleven pris- j |
Dners attempted to .escape from the |
inderson jail by battering down the (
door. The noise aroused the Sheriff
who drove them back by firing his revolver
thjoogh the door.
J
There is said to be great unrest in (
Sumter among the negroes there and j (
that at least five hundred families are j
preparing to leave the county in the!
early spring. The farming interests; j
are alleged to be greatly imperilled.
The Camperdown Cotton Mills, near I
Greenville, S. C., during the past i
year used up 5,000 bales of cotton,
manufactured between $350,000 and
$400,000 worth of goods, and declared
a 12 per cent, dividend for the
year. *
Hall's Tetter and Ring Worm Specific
cored a tetter on my wife's head
that had troubled her a number of ,
years. I have used this remedy with
eminent success in my practice. Dr.
G. H. Hunter, Late City, Florida.
June 8?ly.
Abbeville Medium, January 5tb.:
The hard times are beginning to be
felt in this section. At Greenwood
three firms have adjusted their bus
iness. J. H. Oldham for abouf
$6,000; B. Reynolds & Co* for about
$13,000, and McNeill & Davis about
$11,000. Israel Gittelson made an
assignment of all his assets yesterday
to Benj. S. Barnwell, for the benefit
of bis creditors. Liabilities, about
$10,000, and assets $7,000. These
are among our most respected firms,
and we regret their embarrassment. ;
rT" M ^ ?-"J ?n avaaIap i
JLD6 emux OI gUUU Ull^cuo 10
than the influx of uncertain men.
No effort is made to keep at home
- i
those "native and to the manner bofri." i
_ v
while every inducement is offered to j
bring the free lances of Europe into >
our household. This is all wrong. It!
rests with our legislators to rectify j
the evil if it can he cured. Either >
create an anti-emigraton bureau Or ;
abolish the immigration bureau.- If
our own people could be kept here j
their natural increase would rapidly ,
fill our waste places that there would i
be no need for the Macedonian cry
that we all ore raising to the home i
hunters of tl*y01d World.?Barmcell
People. I
General News.
Postmaster General James has surrendered
the postoffice to Howe.
Daring 1881 there were 38,60^'
deaths and 26,130 births in the cj6'
of New York. j
Mrs. Cruz, of Florence, Cal.,gav'e
birth, on Friday last, to six perfectly
formed female children.
Guitean held a New Year'/ reception
in jail, and it is said that probably
two hundred people, a large proportion
of them being ladies, called
on liitn.
Ou the 27th ultimo Congressman
? a
to the effect that the contest olYhe '
latter for his?eeat would be vigorously
pushed.
Jay Gould, Rassell Sage and Cyrus
W. Field obtained control of all the
New York elevated railroads, and
cleared a profit of $3,500,000 in the
transaction.
Gabrel White, a negro, was hanged
at Walterboro on Friday for the murder
of Frederick Bellinger, colored, in
1879. The cause of the murder was
jealousy about a woman. When the
trap fell White's neck Was broken.
A great deal has been said of late
about what, has become of the
Confederate gold. President Davis
aas been charged by some with having
;aken a large portion of it, but the
atest developments point to-the fact
hat with the exception of that part ^
vhich was paid to the soldiers, a (
? i i. ?i-i it.. t.:t
hod sioie u irom uie wagons wmie
hey were passing through Wilkes
2oanty, Ga. > 1
There is considerable excitement *
it Keokuk, Iowa, over the fact that
>etween thirty and forty medical stu- (
lents have been stricken with a dis- *
iase that is pronounced by the Presdent
of the Board of Health and ^
eceived from Chicago was tisett in
he dissectiog room of the medical '
:ollege, -and that the subject had (
lied of small pox. . f
r i
Thus far bills for the new *ppor;ionment
have been introduced intbe '
House providing for 293, 307, 30$ (
*nd 319 members respectively. All
;hese bills go to the Census Committee,
where they will encounter the
plan devised by Superintendent of
Census, Seaton, which assumes the
additiou of one member to each State
by this higher number and assigns
the extra members to the States
which show quotients from such division
nearest the Federal ratio.
It takes all the drumming and
dragooning we can do to bring the
Democrats to the polls, while the ReDublicans
cannot be held away. By
taking a plain, practical commonsense
view of it any man with a single
eye can see that registration is
surely the forerunner of the deathknell
of the Democratic party in
South Carolina. Suppose though the
alleged necessity for the registration
law was the real reason for urging it
?(that of preventing frauds in elections)?Who
violate the election laws
to the greater extent ? The Republicans
.or the Democrats??Abbeville
Press and Banner.
On Friday, the 30th ult., at Bentonville,
Ark., a man named Eson
Bolin was killed in his bed and his
wife confessed to shooting him. She
justified herself by saying that Bolin
had killed two men, was a horse thief,
had lived by theft in every place
where they had been, had threatened
her life at various times, and on two
occasions had drawn a knife on her,
and that her life was most miserable
with him. Her statements were mado
in a cool and unmoved manner, while
the dead body of the man was so near
that she might have touched it. The
jury's verdict was that Bolin died at J
the hands of his wife; Three of their
children were sent to the poor house,
and she was permitted to take the
younger son, three months old, to jail
with her. On Monday she borrowed a
knife from the jailer, ostensibly to rip
up a dress to make over for her child,
but instead cut her throat, and died
I in a few moments. *..>
\ Wis$ and tftienrisc.
^rgest jjue of candies ever
cjtbred iq tWr? ?
? TT^v arket 15 to ke 6e<?u at
narman s Bazrtiw
How does paiutufhw
j - - i , . <=>tree with mv
daugbteif?a >v" "It
makes ber tooreh^Jparent,
replied tbe teacher. 13 *aoe'
Deaf lady: "WhaiVdusiJk.^
"Augustas Tyler." Deaf lac-., uj^' ?
me, what a name! 'Base's giJer ,7^ >
Eliza, you must be making an of la^"
On u recent Sunday a Chrlestown, .
Mass., Republican pastor ddressed
his congregation in behalf <.forejg0
mWTCft. lS'\e?umfi!luu:arn^u'^- ^
China! Look at Indiana?I ju_
dia!" and went on with his sen.? ?
n, a
smile on every face.
Three little boys, on a Sabbath dav
were stopped on the street by
elderly gentleman who, perceiving \
that they had bats and balls with
them, asked one of the number this/',
question: Boy, can you tell me whe^
all nanghty boys go to who play ball
on Sunday ? Over back of Jobhsou's
dam, the youngster replied.
Twa Oo/iavo UnnMilftM fi rof fVia
stomach, second the liver; especially
the first, so as to perform their
fanctions perfectly and you will
remove at least niceteen-twentieths
of all the ills that mankind is heir to,
ia this -or any other climate. Hop Bitters
is the only thing that will give
perfectly healthy natural action to
heae two organs.?Maine Farmer. 11
A Scotch clergyman whose habit
ivas to preach hell-fire to his congregation
in large doses, had occasion to
risit a poor sick parishioner. After
mlarging with considerable unction
m his favorite topic, he said to her:
'Now, my dear woman, did you ever .
ippreciate thc-tortures of the damned J
before?" "Nae. nae; never till ye
in i.mi K T*
A Foolish Mistake.?Don't make
he mistake of confounding a remedy
Df merit, -wiUi quack medicines. We
3peak from experience when we say
that Parker's Ginger -H^nic is a
sterling health restorative which will
lo all that is claimed for it. We have
tsed it ourselves with the happiest
results for Rheumatism and when
worn tut by overwork. See. ad v.?
Times. 12
A Galveston darkey has returned
from a business trip to the inferior
very much disg^ted. "Didn't ybx *
receive any offers to pick cotton?"
asked a friend. "Yes, sich as dey
was. A man offered me c>oe-third ob
de amount I picked, and when I
looked at de field I saw for myself
dat when it was all picked it wouldn't amount
to one-third, so I left lor
home." "You was in luck dat he
didn't foul yer." "Yer bet I was,
Sandy. My refmetic is all what saved
me. I tell yer all, send yer children,
ter skooL"
"What! that coffee all gone?"
"Yis mam. There isn't a blessed
drawin' left in the box." "What!
four pounds of coffee used up in our
small family in one week?" "Small
family? Musha, thin, mam; there's
two of yez, an' the maid, an' there's
me and me foive admirers, who has
aich a night to hisself, and how ye
can make a small family out of tin
of us is b'yant me entireiy. I don't
know what ve'll do whin I come
to fill in t'otber two nights o' the
week wid young tnin who wants a
sup o' hot coffee for to keep the chills
away."
*
Amcious to Rise.?There's plenty
of room up stairs, as Daniel Webster |
said to the young lawyer anxious to Jg?
rise, but despondent of his chance to
do so; but no one need injure himself
either in climbing the stairs of fame
or those of his own house or business
place. The following is to the point:
Mr. John A. Hutchinson, Supt. Downer's
Kerosene Oil Works, Boston,
Mass., writes: Mr. Fatton, one of our
foremen, in walking up stairs last
week sprained his leg badly. I gave
him a bottle of St. Jacobs Oil to try.
! He used it and an almost instantane
ous cure was effected.? La Fayette J
Daily Journal.