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The Naval Stores Trade.
INFORMATION FOR A GREAT AND
GROWING CUARLE80N INTER EST.
THE NEW RULER ADOPTED liV THE NEW
YORK PRODUCE EXCHANGE.
The following rules relating tlie
trade in naval stores anionir members
ot the New York Produce Exchange,
to be in form t?n ami utter April 15tl?,
1874, have been adopted, subject to approval
ol the board ot malinger*:.
Hale 1.? All contracts h?r the purchase
or sale ol fepirils turpentine shall,
unless otherwise specitie<l, be on the
basis and at-the rate ot seven (7)
pounds net weight per gallon.
SPIRIT* TURPENTINE.
Rule 2.?Spirits turpentine barrels
ar.d their contents shall be weighed by
pounds, an I have their gross wieght
distinctly and conspicuously marked;
while the actual tare of every barrel,
after being properly glued, shall he
cut or indeliibly branded on one head.
Itulc 3.?.Buyers may examine and
test, at their own expense, the accuracy
ol marked weight* and tare* to the
extent often (10) percent, ot any lot,
ami the average difference thus ascertained
shall be accepted as that existing
between the actual and marked
hires?buyer or seller, as the ease may
be, receiving credit tor such difference,
and any ascertained difference by
gross weights shall be certified by
weighing the entire lot by another inn|)?*<tor
at seller's expense.
Kule 4.?Tares l*t wieghts thus certified
shall be cut or branded, as above
provided, in correction of original
brand. i
Kule 5. ? Spirits turpentine sold in
shipping order shall be "white," and
equal in color to a standard sample
established by and held in the custody
ol the "committee ol naval stores,"
hereinafter provided lor.
Kule b.? Packages for "shipping order"
must be well made, new or good
Rfconddiund barrels, holding lroiu 38
to 50 gallons; staves of white oak;
heads <*4 white oak, or of white ash,
all well seasoned, and not less than
three-quar'ers inch thick ior the staves,
and one inch thick lor the heading,
when dressed. They shall have six
(0) iron hoops?say two head-hoops
Duo and a hall inch wide, ami fotir
quarter and bilge lumps one and a
quarter inches wide, and have, when
new, at least three good coats of glue;
*ecottd-handed barrels to have two
Hewn coats ot good glue, Itach barrel
shall have at least one good coat, ot
Spanish brown paint on the heads;
find when filled the bungs shall be
light and well glued in.
Rule 7.?Before delivery, the l*arpels
having been filled to within one
and three-quarters or two inehes of the
bung, the packages and their content)
drall be examined by an authorized
inspector, who shall reject as unfit for
'shipping order:"
1st. All poor inishuppen, and ill
made barrels; as well as those which
ire not equal in all respects to the requirements
ot these rules.
2d. All barrels which are sweating
it time ol examination.
ltd All barrels which are leaking.
4th. All barrels found to contain
water, dissolved glue, or any other
loreign substance,or which the glue
xtni-uioing is iouud to have softened.
oth Converted whiskey barrels, as
well as all packages which have Issn
tsed f'?r other purposes than holding
pit its i urpentinv.
Rule 8.?All sales of spirits turpentine;
not otherwise specified, shall I
mderstomi us id Southern
nerchunt able oilier in yard.
li-ulc 9.? To constitute h good deivery
on sales of spirits turpeiine in
iierehnitable order, "spot" or to 4<arive,"
tlRTe must i>ot l>e in any parcel
>ver ten (10) percent, of colored and
en (10) per cent, of petroleum or
(V hit* key barrels.
ltule 10. ? New York barrels shall
>e a good delivery on a sale of South*
;rn barrels, but the buyer shall not he
>b!iged to pay an increased price
Itorefor.
ltnle 11.?Spirits sold on wharf,
Mew Yo?k side, when weighed or
guaged, and order delivered before 3
/clock P. m. shall be alt buyer's rist
hereafter.
Rule 142.?Deductions on spiciis turpentine
shall l*o allowed as follow:
On whiskey barrels, 5>0 cents each
> acre I.
I III 1101 r/11 ulini hai-VuL Kft
|.vv>vivmm VII n ?. I"J WW l/CUB Cill/ll
mrrel.
On broken stave*or chimes, 26 ceats
>ach.
On broken heads, SO centa each.
On colored spirits, 1 cent per galon
per each stroke allow ed by guager
?r iugpector up to live strokes. Over
ive strokes i* declared umucrchantible.
ltule 13.?Weigher, guager or isipecior'a
reinriiH correctly set forth as
veil the weights, lares and contents a*
>11 deductions to which the buyer in
milled, and when accepted shall be
inul between buyer and seller, except
it case oi traud. 1 hey must be Vcriicd
uu oath or affirmation, when rejpurvd
by either party, *ud ah*U not
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-<:Yri Indepei
[WAY BOKO. 8. C., TB
wmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmammmgmmmmmammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
be valid when more ihun three days
old at time of delivery in yard or to
vessel
kosi.v.
Hole 14. ? Rosin sball be bought and
Hold by I he barrel of 280 pounds gross,
snail bo weighed by pound*, proper
allowance being made tor moisture
and adhering dirt, and each barrel
shall have its weight distinctly marked
on one head,
j Utile 15. ? Kuyera may examine and
t i*h? :ii I In ir own expense, their accuracy
ot weights to extent of ten (io)
per cent. ??t any lot, and any erior
thus ascertained shall he corrected *?y
renewing the lot hy another weigher,
at seller's expense, or th* average < 1 iflerence
as ascertained, may l?y mutual
agreement he made basis of settlement.
Utile 10. ? Weigher's returns more
than thirty da\s old at t mv of delivery
in yard or to ship, shall not be
valid.
Kule I 7.?Rosin in shipping order
shall have two good heads, the top
head well lined. Each barrel shall
have eight wooden, or one iron hoop
on each head, ami two wooden or one
iron hoop on each bilge.
Rule 18.?Strained rosin shall Ihj
free Irom black, and average equal to
B and C oi ai:y approval standarnd.
Rule 19*-Hood strained shall consist
of rosin equal to standard 1), or
lair proportion*of C, 1), K.
Rule 20.?Approved standard samples
shall be those ot Hedeiiburg,
Johnson & Hammond, and S. S. Half
ifc I ; hut in the absence of any
agreement, but disputes shall be settled
en the basis ol iledettberg's standard.
Rule 21.?Buyers of sampled rosin
in<iv i>Y!imino tli?? uamn ?? ?li..!?. .......
... I V ??? ? IIV v>*v VHII1V l? V UIVII 1' H II
expense prior to removal, alter which
no claim will he allowed except in cube
ol fraud*
Rule 22.?Sales hy general sample
ahull be at buyer's usk us 10 difference
in quality alter removal from yard.
Rule 23.? All sales ol robin and otherwise
Mpeciticd shall hi? understood as
in shipping order in yard, New York
weigh Lb and samples, with privilege
to buyer ot unexpired storage then!
actually incurred by seller; provided J
however, that the buyer shall always1
he entitled to three days (including
day < 3' salt) free of ex pen kg.
Kub* 24.? Huyer of cargoes afloat,
spot oi to arrive, shall be entitled to
delivery alongside one ship, one day
lor each live hundred (oOO^ barrels,
New York weights and samples, it
discharg* <1 at yard, at buyer's expense,
they shall be entitled to allowance
from seller for what the cooporingand
weighing would have c<ist alongside
ship. Demurrage alter speed tied time
shall 1** paid l?y buyers as pur bill ol
lading or charter party.
ta it.
Rule 25 ?Tar shall be sold as in
shipping order, inspected aud filled in
yard; and all transactions shall he
governed as 1ar as applicable by the
rules relating to spirits turpentine and
rosin.
CONTRACTS FOR FtJTURK DELIVKRY.
Rule 26.?Contracts for future delivery
of naval stores other than sales
to arrive <?r lot specific dates, shall be
understood to require five (S) days'
notice tor delivery; but in the absence
of such notices or call from buyer, U.
shall be the duty-ol the seller, on ma
* urity ot tlic contract (i. e., the last
day 'specified thereiu,) to tender the
goods between the hours of 10 o'clock
A. M., and 3 o'clock 1*. M., whereupon
he shall be entitled to payment in lull '
therefore before the last named hour.
A propter tender will be the weigher's
ot inspector's return, together with
an accepted order or a negolialde receipt,
for the goods, which lice 1 he
surrendered only in exchange for cash '
or certified check; J VovaAcd however,
in order to save unnecessary expense
ami delay, that lor lots ol ovei 500
bariells, rosin may be estimated at
31-0 pouiKis gross weight per round
hart ell, and sprints turpentine at 43
gallons r.et, subject to adjustment on
or before removal*
KuJe 27.?All settlements of eontraeis
shall be on the basis ot 310
p?>unds tor a barrel ot rosin, and 43
gallou* for a barrel vf spirits tuipcutine.
Rules 2?Contracts for the deliveiy
ot naval sierra may be assigned,
and the assignee shall succeed to all
the rights of the assignor; proved
tumrever, that neither ot i he original
(titties to a c >ntract shall be released
trolll t.lltiir nl.lir?u?ii?i.. ' " ' * 1
w?aiK<*i,i<riiB v?* vnvil ULIIt'l
except by their mutual o<.nenU*
ltuie 29.?The insolvency of either
party to a contract shall forthwith
work its maturity, and settlement
shall be made or damage* fixed at the
prtoe current when lite insolvency is
declared.
Rule SO.?The question ot Birch insolvency
may be determine by the I
chairumu ot the committee oh naval
stores, from the voluntary statement
ot the insolvent party, or by the committee
on naval stores, 011 complaint ,
of a'loged insolvency, (lue notice, as
practicable, being given to ail concerned,
Kule 31.?Cash margins may be
called when provided for ia contracts,
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and ahull be deposited in the Marine
lhink of New York, or .1 trust company,
in the usual manner, | ayatde to
the joint ordered ol the parties. The
brokeih or it so agreed, the chairman
ill the committee on naval stores here
1 a ter provided tor, shall determine the
title to such deposits; and, in the
event ot any question arising respecting
margins, which cannot he arranged
by the parties themselves oi
i the broker, the same shall be deter1
mined by the chairman uloresaid.
Rule 32.?A hiiline or refusal to ,
! put up a caah margin per ternio of!
contract shall work the iorleituru
thereof, and be treated as an act of
iiiMol v tni'v.
ltule 33.?The forms of contractr
hereiolore in use, marked A, II, C, 1>,
for Wilmington or Charleston deliveries,
are approved, and any disputes
arising under such contracts shall he
adjusted by these rules and New
York customers.
(iUNKUAL UITI.KS.
Rule 34.? In all transactions where
quantity is not specilied, not less than
twenty-five (25) barrels turpentine or
one hundred (100) barrels rosin tar,
shall constitute a good delivery.
Rule 35.?All sales are lor prompt
cash on delivery; any deviation trom
which shall be understood as merely
of courtesy.
Rule 30.?A better article, or ol su- ]
perior quality, shall always conlttute |
a good delivery on a contract of iuic <
rior goods.
Rule 37 ?Goods to arrive shall he '
offered only: (
1 I i vf v tinmoil
mm * * J * Vkjr?v V4l |
2. Whi'11 hill ot lading is in hand. ,
.3. On advices ot actual shipment. (
liule. 38.?In ease of sales to arrive
by ship named, it it happens thai the 1
nellcr ha* on hoard the good-* which he
Hold, it aliaII he Ijih duly on discov- |
ery thereof to immediately notity the j
buyer, who shall thereupon have the
option ot cancelling the contract, or
requiring the delivery ot like goods '
in yard on arrival ol the vessel. ?
Kule 3D.?(jroods punlicly offered |
lor sale may Ins accepted hy uny nuinl?er,
it not immediately taken hy the
person to whom they had lirst offered. 1
So also in case ot public bids, they f
are open for accepted hy the person (
to whoin ttiey were tirst made. ,
liule 40.? W ashed or tietitious
sales are positively forbidden, and
will render the parties concerned, ha- *
hie to suspension or expulsion Irotn <
tlie Produce Exchange. ?
ltille 41.?Unless otherwise provt
ded in hills ol lading, all naval stores
hy sail vesssls shall be landed at one i
ot the regular naval store yards, when 1
required by consignees, and free ot I
expense to them. |
liule 42.?The consignee ot the
greatest number ot barrel Is of naval
stores, including spirits turpentine, on 1
any vessel going to yard shall have ?
selection to the yaard ut which to dis- 1
charge. I
liule 43.?Verbal contracts, vmui
erly substantiated, shall be, in all re- h
spects, as biding on boili parlies as 1
made in writing; and all transactions t
iK'twcen members ol the exchange ?
shall be governed as il made on the y
tl<?or. Any disputes over details of,
such transactions shall be adjiulge according
to these rules, and one equita- *
hie principles. \
Kule 4 4.?The scale beam manulac- |
tnred by the "Journeymen 8c a I em k- |
ers," or Fairbanks & Co., shall be
used to test any dispute weight, or
tares.; provided, however, that such v
scale beam nm?t be tested at least t
once every six months ai. the shop ol' r
the manu tact ires, or b) the puolic r
authorities.
Kule 45.?The comtnittee on naval _
stores may appoint (and for proper '
causes, suspend or remove) super* is- c
iug inspectors at New Vrork, VVil- t
nmigton and Charlestmi, whose duty j
it shall be to examine and certiiy to
the quality, weights, tares and con- '
tents of such arucles as may be sold, ^
subjects to tfieir supervision, and to
superintend the proper stowage t'heieol
on board ship, subject always to *
these pules; and such regulations; not *
in conflict therewith, as may he adop- t
ted, from time to time, by the com- <
mittee atorsaid, who shall also fix the <
compensation to be paid the inspectors
hy the parties employing them.
Rule 40,?Nothing herein shall he
construde as interfering in any way
w ith the right of members to make <
any special contracts or condition
they may wish. I
Rule 47.? The hoard of manageis
shall annually appoint five members t
of the New York IVoduoe Exchange, 1
who are recognized members of the i
naval store trade, two of them being <
dealers exclusively lor export, as a t
coinmitue on naval stores. The July <
<4 this -committee on naval stores.
The tiuiy ol this committee shall l?e
to properly discharge the obligation* t
eNevvhe.ee imposed on iIkoh by these ,
rnleh; to decide the. prices oi naval |
jKo-es at all the markets on anv given ]
day, ol during any giveu period, as a j
basis tor settlement between members ]
ot ihe trade or dealers in naval stores
which may he submitted to them.
A majority ol the committee, if agree- 1
ftbU to both parties, shall constitute a J
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874. NO. 9.
quorum, and tin* decision ??l a maj<?t
iiy of those present at nry iue?*tiuj?
shall lu* valid and hitidiii!*: I*?*??v 1 1 I.
however, that nothing herein eonlained
shall he *o eoiisiru*d as- to de
hV I he i iiiht ?>| auv ine-id cr t<? I? ?
. ^ " *' r*
a ifri vuuce directly l>?*lc?!* 11? eoni
plaint com mitt ec or the urbit rat ion
cmnmit |cc ??f llic Kxehauge, as provi
d? d t'??r in laws, Kaeh member present
tit anV sitting ??t tlic committee shall
lie cut it led to tive d dial's I <?i* the ease
heard I v them, to be paid by ihe party
adjudged ti> be in fault.
Kule 48. ? All the foregoing rules
tn list be justly stud liberally construed,
and no property shall bo rejoiced 01
condemned on a mere technicality.
A Man Dies of a Broken Heart.
Muie Zeluina Agra, a lady of prepossessing
appearance, commonly
called the "Circassian w'io
was closely concerned in a New York
sensation of hist September, and was
traveling with a menagerie and circus, hits
appeared at a museum in this city. |
Among the visitors to the establish- 1
ment was a gentleman named Uruec, j
who resides and owns considerable
property in the ixvunty-lirst ward. lie ]
was deeply smitten with the girl's ap- (
peuranco and cultivated manners, and ]
liis visits to the museum at once be- I
ame so li'cqcnl as to attract not onlv l
J
Llit; attention of the atluehees, but also i
'if the patron*. 11 is visits grew more i
reqiteiil during the month ul January, i
intil it was noticed that he came in *
he morning and remained until the
stablishment cloned for the night. 1
\bout two tweeks ago he began to f
?rees his unit with the warmth of a
Ltomeo and insisted on an emmediate 1
inswer to his proposal ol' marriage ?
irad-e some days belore. This she re- ?
used to give, stating as a reason that I
le was entirely loo ha-ty, but on the '
xpiration of the tunc for her engageitent
slie would give the matter her
ierioti8 consideration. Kearing she \
louhted his assevetaiions of love, he e
Irew up a document which contained "
he hulk of bis affectionate promises,
md also, it is said, a transfer of much t
>1 his property. He hud it legalized 1
md forwarded to the Cireaiian. See
ng that she would not vuild to his ^
ntreaties, he took rooms at the Union
Jejiol Hotel, that he might be mar
ier at all times, and his \ isils to her F
ecame, it possible, more frequent t han 1
iV4<r On Sfil nrit'iu l.io* !?.. 1 1
. v?(?jr in^iM' i 11U I t"
nained a'- the museum until it closed, 11
md tbe-n, bidding tbe girl good-night,
le staled his intention of calling on
icr on tbe morrow. She refused to
*5m him vvlivn he called, and ho then
'eiurncd to the hotel. Then his ae- 'J1
ions were noticed to be strange
mougli to excite suspicion. He grew v
vorse very rajddly, and it soon became I
ipparent that the man was insane. 'On
be following day medical assistance 1
vas called in. llis Irleiids also visited j
dm, t?nt their efforts tailed to restore J,
bin to reason. The name ot Zeliuna i
vas constantly on Ins lips, and he (J
ipoke of her in the most endearing ^
erins. From that time forth grew ^
apldly worse, and yesterday was a 1
aving maniac, and bad to be removed
0 the Pixmont Insane Asylum in
roiiH. The girl is the picture ol mis>ry
over the sad results ol the llirtu- ^
ion, am! vxprerten herself as having j
iked the gentleman very ncuch, and c
waving had no idea that such a tate i
vhh in store for him.? N. Y. Sun.
(
Not a Universal 1{rmedy. *
Adoctur called on a cholera patient, H
1 German, and pcrscribed. Next day }t
ound patient we'll. "WeM," said t he f
loetor, "the medicine brought von
Mil?" * f
"No, sir; I didn't take it!" <
44What did yon take?"
"1 ate sour krout and turnip sauce." n
So the doctor wrote in his meinoraulinn:
c
"Sour krout and turnip sauce good | <'
or cholera." j $
N. xi week another caH. Irishman |
,his time. Prescribed sour krout and
arruips. Next day tallied?found Irish- J e
nan dead. S? lie wrote opposite the
>ld memorandum: "Sour kn ut an 1
atmiprt good lor a Dutchman, hut j
leath-loau Itialimaiv.w
"Sir,** HHi<i the astoniahed land lady 1
;0 a traveler who had aont hia cup forward
fur the aeventli lime, "you mint
:ie very (otid of coffee?" "Yea, madam,
t am," he replied, "or I nhould never
lave drank #o much water to get a
little."
Guilty or not gilty?" asked the
Dutch Juaiiee. "Not guilty." Deu vat
pou do here? Go about your pizuoaw I
Inserted ui $1.00 j e? h uare for fir-* .? 11
i fif.v cents tor each su' ***iuei?t Insertion.
One In'cli sj ;M.(. w lit ci nstitnte a *? |U \i'0.
whether in htovler or display t?*i lesi tlisii
aw Inch will be charged for as * square.
Marriage notices free.
Deal let and Funeral notices free.
Obituaries of one s<|iiare fr over on#
snare charged at ad^ertislnc rate-.
Heligous notices ot one square free.
A liberal discount will l*j mauo to thos
whose advertisements are to he kept in fo
term of three months or longer.
A Brief Honey Moon.
Garrett J. limit* was a well-to-do
farmer, residing with his sister, her
1:.. I.. ? i .ii 1_.: ? i ?
nine I<i11v11 \ , aim nmer ruumven oil inn
old homestead at Paramu* Plains, near
Kidgewood, Her gen county, New
Jersey. Banta wa? a sky, saving
butchelor of thirt v-six, who tor seven
years had courted Misa Matilda Weslervelt,
of Paranuis. On Saturday the
lovers were niaraied at llackciiMo k by
the good Dominie liomaine. Thev
went t<? the bri le\s home. On Sunday
the voting w ile saw her husband busily
writing. She jocularly nbked it' ho
was making his will lie laughingly
replied, "Yes." That afternoon they
rode out, and Sin day night was passed
by them together. Hut at half past
three in the muring lie got up to go to
his own home, telling his wife he
went thus early t<> avoid being seen,
is the neighbors would make fun of
dm nbdUt hto marriage if they saw
lim going ji.;me, and be would take
let* home oil Wednesday.
lie was not seen agS.in until about
II a. m. of Monday, ibevt some one
jailing to see him, search waA Jla-jde,
I*o<?r llatila wan found in the barn,
nuiging by the neck from a cross
team just above the hay, dea<l. lie
tad ?or.e directly into the barn, and
nking oil Ids nock-cloth, without renoving
his hat or overcoat, committed
uioide.
In his pocket was found tho paper
ic ha 1 written on Sunday in his wile's
ionic, as follows:
"1 want Win .T. U . Zahriskic to atend
to my husioess. (iivemv hrothr
John my watch and hair chain .
juilliam J. (4. Zibriskie, il you want
ay whole rig (horse, wagon, Ac,)
or what I Haul, you must tnk? .t. Dill,
want you to get a Pateisoii hearse
ittd let tlio money in tho l'aleis<?u
iank stand one year after my death.
)on't put any plate on my collin.
Vould 1 ik.to be buried in the Ketorm<1
Dutch churchyard with the rest of
ny lamiiy. Ask Dominie Uouiame to
ueach my luueral senium. Tell
>rot her ami sist er and nioiher I a. i
ired of lile. Yours truly, Gui iett J.
fan ta.
Take the money out of the Patersou
iank il you think b? ?n.
iiauta mixed but little in society,
...1 i. _ i . * i
n?? man v W'iiih llml lilUI MC UNIT
ducked up com'HgM to marry. No
>rovUioup| it wiil i??? ?c? n, was made
or the wife, CorwhoDi much sympathy
i fe'Ji.? / JscJianffc.
Easy Eivorc33to Satisfy oasy cslo'ienoos.
[From the N. Y. Sun]
One A. tmonition, a Chicago divnsre
nwyer, lias b jmi written up extendi voy
in tii" newspapers there as the leader
n that branch of legal business. A
voinan writes to the Chicago Tribune.
nun this nty as lullnws:
4,Sm Seeing an aocount oi a divorce
xpose of one A. Gooduici!, L would
V/isli yon to<lo me the ta-vor of answering
nic through y ill' columns tlie iolowing:
h our yeais ago, through one
V. llocsrc. ot this city, I obtained a
[ivoree in Chicago Irom that man
iOoDuirn. 1 never lived there, nor
versaw Chicago. Is my divorce M y
;ood? Tli it Goodrich does all Mr.
Iocsf/s business* Yours, ?fco.,
J I'M a A G.
"Naur Vo::k*. .Tan. 2C Is74."
V ?
This woman eno i Be I th following
tf?,the ad vemsenums. t i; t s cured her
latronugc:
)ivorckr legally o taiued; no pub'tiity.;
no 1i'tj in advance. M. House,,
Vitorney, 104 Broadway.
The Chicago T ibune asserts that
iooDitioii has agents in the large cities.
\ woman went to the New Oilcan*
-gent and ordered a Chicago divorce,
aid was in a hurry for it. The agent
tdegraphed to Goodrich ** h>lh \v:
''One divorce tor Mrs. ,rmrried
our years, on ground of dcstTitv.i and
I runkeiinefls Uemit by express/'
The woman got the divorce promj/.ly
ind with it a bill like .this;
"Mis. to Chicago Divntv-e Agon/V*
/ V I I 1 I 1\.. 4 \
y vjncans oraucii) it, wii<j
livorrn 4'<>r drunkenness ami dtiserlimi,
lift. Received p lyment. ?
Divorces warranted tor two yearn.
This business ought to yield cousidrable
pecuniary proiitK.
"iXnleHB you give me aid/* cai 1 \
>engar lo u lnmevolent lady, 4,l i i
druul I will have to reao.t to somthi? g
vhich I greatly dislike to do." The
ady handed hun a dollar, and compuslionatcly
asked.14What is it poor man,
hat I have saved you 'rem ?" 4tYVork,n
vas the mournful answer.
An ?dl man'* advice to a yen*
nan is, don't love two girls at onee.
f,ove is a good thing, hut it is like hater
in war n >v?\ti.hi?r?Is wou\ do
ia\ o uh? a: jeh on hani at onoo?