The Greenville enterprise. (Greenville, S.C.) 1870-1873, February 23, 1870, Image 1

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B. WHERLEJ cum iiMnm tiTnrte uwu miu muviiit nuiuuiju, CLOGK& JEVFElRY, SPfCTACltS, 18 ft 82 Carat Solid Hnptial Rings, SILVER <fe ^IWTER-PLATED ' tr WORK or Mil Ji*cifrtion? In hi* nnoiDeVoinp'T>^< ' Oct 87 28 ly TIIE undersigned have this day formed a copartnership under the namo of JAMES BANNISTER A SON, For ttapurpojo of ^^ng on ** OP ip ,*.< wjm- f*J nine* Bannister, T. J. Bannister. TIIE Mills aro now in excellent order, and wo aro prepared to tarn out a , > lusM^irtoA: Vfbfch 1tor will iwariaul ^ givo satisfaction. A FULL SUPPLY OF PRXNTJNPr COL-pniSD. mm Can be fouhd at all1 times at our Agents, Messrs. David & Strapleys. September 1,18G9. 10-tf MRS. L. T. JENNINGS, kx8pkct fully informs her friends end the Bgk ptiouc generally, iu?i sue BfeACflPtL AND IIANDSOME LOT OF FALL AND WINTER n I L L I m E R Y , Which ehe offers at prise# low sod roasonabl#. Ladies kefor* pwrehe*isg thslr t $ HATS, BONNET?, RIBBONS, AC., Would ds well to gits het oall, at her old stand. Oct IS SI ? 6na The State of South Carolina. GREENVILLE COUNTY. Xm ths Coastin Pleaa?Equity Bids. 1H0MAE C. eoWER, AdkiTsiatfator. as. P. r. 8 ODDUPH, el "i-?Bill j?r SaU o, Real K'tate, to I'af DebtS, drc. < l TTNDSU ths Decsstnl Order ssa'de is the \J shove case, the Creditor# of the Estate ot Mr#. MARTHA LOVELAND, are required to establish tho rank and amount o( their claim# against said Estate, before the Clerk, within uiae monthi from thia date. I > W. A. MuDANIKD. C. C, P. Clerk'# Offios, feptensber S8th, 1809. J3spt 19 19 | Jim iwahi nw ir## s.' ?.s rtm lUWAliO K LAS AMD SOLICITORS IS EQUITY. TUB UNDBMIOEDSUVINO FORMED a copartnership Iff the practico of Lav in QrecnriHe u4 the surrounding Counties of Anderson, Oconee, Pickens, Spartanburg and Laurens, will giro prompt Attention to all business entrusted to them. p&- Office At Oreenrille. a. r. tows as. olis n. kast.{ w. <, Aaai.ffT, > ? Attlriey^Sd CwnnSSs1 Law AND IN EQUITY, GREENVILLE, 8. 0., PRACTICE in Hm Courts of the Rtat* and of the United States, and giro especial attention to fpffii in AhnkrdptW. nvr WILL order an extra article fiL/ VA fa* any person. Special attenIRWJh ^^lirwn to REPAIR* COLWtolJtOTEl, COLUMBIA, BOUTH CAHOLIS A. | ffMlF Proprtototo Uk< pUunro in snnouneX <?g tfocaotly-faraUkod Kstablisbment The ijfl&L tfl jWy b??3Rlird ertrj <Ulio*yMff lhn|??*jon-??th Afctt; tho New York jflHc uarHi, and ' jtn efforts will [give [Mit Mlkftetion, in rverjiypet, tflMcatwg*. FHB I,UNC1I la om lf%ittil 12*. Wff. GORMAN, I n. H. BADMHOP,! P*?rmi,T0M* "'"fi. p. raloB, Oil W TITlLt praattna ta lk? OmiIIm of Lawp EL. JuaftaRsr-" h"" i Jan Iff S3 (f ' o ran 0 ' * 1' to Jkws, JLE1T. f RCTBS. ,U v i u HI ? ' i ' G. F. TOWNES, EDITOR. Jaiffli P A HiiTiTi i* ATy8lTB*cmp mn Two I>o11?r? P?T ?nnum. A ?. ?- ^ i ? *? - i . J a A 4 I. ? A ^ *~t f AtFrVBTIIVflJITV ttttflM II IB# TtlW Of DM Mlu pttr mp*t? of twolrw Hbw (thU atMd typwl ?f1?W for tb* ?ra? tanrtioii, fifty mmIs Mcb for iU MoW udtkM tatertion?t ui tw^oU-flTo ocnU for ??b?nwent ? Uasrtlssa. Yenrlj contr*?U will b? mode. All ndTcftlflemMita nut b?re tho nunlWr of It. miww MtMia ttMi, ?r Uwy *01 bm Obittwi7 eeUwe,?ed *U aittm tearing W to tbe.banaOV ot unj on?, ?t? ngardad 'ha AdrerUeaaeaU. -.1 !,- t?<E>ri8ittol ^wtrtj. -guuu.l n n' ' 1 ' 1 - ' .aig ' ?oa TBI ?MW|TfU<a uniruii. ' 11 *-?7 J <t* ' . ;vrv f.1 <ttvJT Evening. The wearyin&taaka ot doy are o'er, And now. with idle heart and braiu ' To the wild were* ?nw)?m roar 7 * 1 li?t, en J in them hear again ' The voices of mj youth. Traoiient as the eon eel dye*, Bilght visions of my childhood day* Float before my dreaming eyes, While Nature, la a thousand ways, Tesohes me this truth. FKeeling are life'# happy hours; Swift the stream that bears as on? Early fade the fairest flowers, -And the days win soon be gone That unto us are given. Let as, then, frail worms of earth, Forsake lie gay, alluriog toys, And strive, by earnest fhith and worth, To gain ll^e never ending joys of Heaven. (S)iiginai ComnranirnliiM. .Tor the Greenville Enterprise. ( ? 1 Mc88r$. Editor??Believing that it is tho duty of every one at the preseuj time to contribntc bis mite to develope the resources of the South, so as to increase her prosperity, and repair the devastation of the late war, I have concluded to give the result of an experiment made last year in the cultivation of cotton in this County, thinking that it may be of some little interest to your readers, as it certainly is to me a pleasant mode of wbiling away a few leisure minutes thtflong winter evening. So much by way of introduction. Tbc lot, of one acre, was rather lUl.t 1.. 1 1 ?kf.t. 1 1 i i^u v, ouuvajt upiauU) wuiuu iitftu boen manured the year before for wheat, and eleven buehela of wheat harvested from it. The preparation commenced about the middle of. February, by turning over with one of Brinley's Universal one horse turn plows, followed in same furrow with common old fashioned coulter, each plow going aa deep 08 one horse could pull it? It remained in that condition until about the middle of April, when it was laid off in fonr feet rows with a long and very wide, double twister or shovel, run twice in aatne furrow, followed by coulter twice to the row. The rule being npplied, exhibited a depth of from thirteen to seventeen inches. In a few days, a mixture of Peruvian Guano, Ground Bones, Plaster and Salt, manipulated according to Mr. Dickson's formula, to wit: One hundred ponnds of Guano, ono i hundred of Bones, seventy-five of Plaster, and fitter of Salt, was applied in the drill aa evenly and regularly as could be done with the hana, and immediately cover ort by listing with a lone scooter or bull tongue, followed by two furrows with the Brinley, making a high, nico bed, leaving a few inches of the middle unbroken.? The weather remaining cold and wet, the seed, " Dickson's Select," were not planted until the 23d of April. $he- beds were opened with a very short and small scooter, Willi a board neat the slock, which knocked off the clods and top of tlie bed, leaving a clean, fresh furrow into which to drop the seed. The seed, one bushel, were rolled in ashes and scattered evenly along the row and covered with a double plow. In four or ffve days thereafter, a board, very slightly hollowed out In the mid dleL was raw ^er th4 tasdK knock ing off the ridge made by the double plow, leaving a clean, freeh bed. throngh which the yonng and tender plants should make their appearance. In a few days' the seeds came up, a very good stand, bnt on account of the wet and oald, they grew very slowly?in fact, looked at. though they would all die. A*aeon as the ground was dry enough to plow, eomtnenoed running round with narrow long bull tongue, with board attached, as cloae to the plants and as deep as possible. The little furrows left by the doable plow were a guide, and assisted very much in this plowing. Tide exposing the roots to the fun, appeared to stop the plants dying, andi in a few days?the weather becoming more favorable?(hey commenced to grow. During all this time, grass was growing vigorously, and (he middles were ne II II Mill lENVI I JLi X ~ v ?*JL . poliiitBf 3tvUllign w W' IS<W H> > r Hr "r: (jseenv KJmui j&tb>ty, II' ?? .-0L? . 1.111,1 .. eg?g ing .Coated with it. Tberidge left al'the fcim? of bedding, was now thrown out with a large shovel, c covering np the grass, and forming a large wafer fofrow. The first and second working were given willr VPw vi MWMF H?V V^/vfl oRJv' harrows, running aa close to the cotton aa possible} throwing all t] the clods and grass into the water r furrow. The hoe lollowed, first h plowing-, ana reduced UM cotton I ^ to a stand, leaving from one to L, three atalks to the hill, and some f twelve to fifteen inches apart? g T^e last plowing was done with a cotton scraper, or sweep, three 8 furrows to the row, and in a few t days the hoe followed, cleaning ont ^ alt the grass, when the natch was 9 declared " laid br" Toe weath- \ er being favorable tbrosgbont a Jtme and Jtrty, or a part oftbo ? latter month, the cotton grew rap- D idly, and soon became as high as the waist, and in many places in- 0 terlocked accrues the rows. It r fruited heavilj, but the dronth in a August caused a great many of the < forma and young bolls to wither , and fall. Topping was tried upon ( part of the lot about the tenth of ( August, but I think it was an in- < inry, the portion topped appear- < ing to suffer worse froui the drouth, i Picking commenced as soon as it < opened sufficiently, and continued i until all was gathered. Now for the result. Nine hundred and < ninety-eight pounds of good white < cotton, and three hundred and j twenty-nine of stained or inferior j cotton, making thirteen hnndred < and twenty seven pounds from an acre. This waa the weight at the < gin after it had all become thor- j ouglily dry. This experiment is not made public because there is anything j remarkable or original in the preparation, cultivation or result, (al- < though it was very good for such j a dry year,) it is made in the hope < that it may stiinulato others to 1 give the result of their experi- i ments, so that, by comparing i methods, we may attain that which t is most profitable. The general i plan of preparation and cultiva- 2 tion was derived fron Mr. Dick ' son's letteis: the double ulnw for i covering, and the harrow for cultivating, being substituted for his 1 board or harrow and sweep. We prefer the donble plow to 1 cover with, because it throws the I seed to the centre of the furrow, 1 causing them to come up Ihoro t regularly and in a straight line, leaving a little ridge to be Knocked i off, which cleans off the grass and i gives a fresh, smooth bed lor the 1 (>lants to come up upon, and also ] eaving the furrows as a guide by j which to run round, enabling the ] plowman to ran close and evenly ] to the cotton with case and rapid- i ity. The board or harrow, will 1 necessarily scatter the seeds to < some extent in covering, and if < there shonld occnr a heavy rain before the plant is np, the ground I bakes, and often there are defective < stands; it also leaves the cotton in 1 bad condition to be rnn round as ' being scattored, the plowman can- ' not run as close and as rapidly as i when the plants are in a straight i line and a guide to run by. The advantages claimed for the harrow, are, that It pulverize# the ground more thoroughly, and kills ] the grass better than the sweep, as I it destroys the grass by tearing it I up and rolling It to the center of < the middles, whereas the sweep cuts it np, but leaves it where it I grow?and shonld a rain occur, it t will not die. Then there is no I danger of cutting the lateral roots i which run near the surface with i the harrow, as is often done with 1 the sweep. This is debatable < ground, so I will not press the t matter further. i The only mistake which I think i I made, was in placing the rows i four feet apart. Tliree, or three- ] and a-balt, I think, will do better, i The plan of leaving the cotton 1 thick in the drill, is, I think, best, I as it checks the growth, and causes | it to irnit earlier. Topping may 1 do good in very seasonable years, but I think is an injury in a dry season. With good seasons, I i think, the lot would have made i eighteen hundred pounds of seed t cotton. 11 Let us bear from onr farmers in i regard to their exrerimsntn. tor in 11 tins way we can W of service to i each other. J. P. M. 1 Exhsact from the last French 1 novel. "The countess fell back i? a deadly ewoon. When sha reTivtf! hear api^ had fled." A IlaKNine spook, being ohalmyself.* ^ plea of lotredweing tU atody of the sewing machine as V |*rt of " the regular coarse. - "T~ "***" | 1 1 I I J Pi : I ai M! j 1 i tcr, janft % 3wpn ^riWWWV/VVW?VVVVVVV^V ILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA, 1 _ ? 3>tartj for % Ifoblra. ? THE HUNTER'S CRIME, i 1 c A THBILLINO ADTXMTU KB. In the autumn of 1816, while be woods were bright in the valegated buss whicn follow the ? ight touches of frost, a mounted trarelsr w?s quietly pursuing bis 1 ray through a dark, broad, lovely oreat in tne western part ot the w lute of New York. Y He had ridden three miles since r eeing a human habitation, and jet Y Wo miles to go before be coold f ;et sight of another. He was de- 11 cending a hill into a gloomy look- " og valley, through which flowed " ?shallow bat swift running stream, 1 ,nd on reaching the water he per- a nitted his thirsty beast to drinlk. 1 At that moment a man stepped a >nt from a clneter of bnshee into a 0 oad or horse-path on the other * ide of the stream. This man was '' Ireeeed like a hunter, and carried c. t rifle on his shoulder. In bis gen- 1 jral appearance there was nothing * bat indicated hostility or wicked ' design. He was of medium sice, 1 compact?seeming rather ss one thread from some settlement for a I 1 tl A- * ? ? jnjr 0 sjwi b lunu a pruiousiODBi nuntor. ' All this the monnted traveller jarefullj noticed before be crossed >ver the stream to contiuue his joorney, and when they carae together pleasant salatations were 1 exchanged. u Fine weather ior traveling, ilr,n remarked the man with the 1 gun. .ft i " And for hnnting also, I suppoee," smiled the ou e ou the 1 horse. " Yea, there is game enough, re- * turned the other, but I am not a f good hunter, and can only show } >ne bear for my day's work, thus ar, and that is almost useless to I me, for I have no means of taking t away. I would willingly give | i dollar for the use of a horse like I {roars for a coople of hoars. If 1 foa can spare five minutes or so I would like yon to see the bear ; it J is just beyond the bashes, some 1 two or three hand red yards from r bere.* 441 will not only look at it,'* said ;ho traveler, dismounting and las- c tening the horse, " bat if not too icavy I will take it along for yon, 1 is I am going the same way. The hunter thanked him in a k most cordial manner, and then, as 8 f to make himself agreeable and 3 Keep up conversation, inquired 1 r<w?? ui? wucr witaiiom, WUlUier " journeying, etc.; and learned in re 1 ply that the latter resided in Al- ! nany, was a merchant in good bus- ' iness, and was traveling partly for bis health and partly with a view ( yt making an extensive land pur- f ;hase. 44 Well, here we are," exclaimed 1 .ho huuter and the two emerged rom the dense thicket through tvhich they bad slowly forced tlleir wav into the more open ground. 1 4 llere we are, and I'll show you . ss fine and fat a beast as yon ever jaw. Observe where I point my ^ rifle." lie stepped back eight or ton ' feet, deliberately raised hie gnn to ; his eye and pointed the muzzle at ! the traveler. There was a flash, a loud report, and the victim fell like i log, bis bead covered witb blood. J This might or might not have been the first crime committed by ( the man with the rifle. But as the traveler fell he dropped the rifle [ and shook violently from head to foot, yet he ran to hia vintim and 1 bnrriedly robbed him of his-pockbtbook, n gold watch and chain, tome cnrions seals, and a diamond ring wbiek be fairly tore from bis Bnger. Then hedraged the body into a thicket, pickedup bis rifle, plnnged madly through the boshes into the road, mounted the travel Sot's horse and dashed away from :he awful scene. We most bow suppose a lapse of -wenty years. In the spring of 1887. there lived n the city of New York a banksr tod millionaire whom we shall call Stephen Edwards. lie owned a palatial mansion, splendidly furnished, in the very heart of the 1 j ? ? *mu, huii ne ana bis wife were , unong the leader* of the fashionable world. The/ had a beautiful 1 daughter, just turned of sweet six- , teen, who was about to be married to a foreign nobleman, and great : preparations were being made for the happy ovout. j Oae oar, about this period, ss the great banker stood conversing with a gentleman from another oity, who had catted to see him on business, he observed that the latter suddenly tensed pale and be* 1 gen to tremble. ' '* My dear sir,'* said be in Us ] usual tone of off band Sympathy, w what is the scatter! are yon ill f? | ENTI . , y. ' , * . ,?P rorrarnt of the Bi FEBRDA8Y 23. 1870. M A littlo faint, sir, but nothing o cause alarm,'' replied the other urriedly. ** I am subject to spells, f you Will be kind enough to exuse me for ten minutes or so I will ske a short walk and return bet er,w In ten minutes he did return, aid he was quite Well, calmly proceding to finish liis business with he banker, and then respectfully ook his leave. If xxi n a v\n?i b n MS a waaI* ? aw r? mo impo A ncciv uilUI 11119 | bat one night the great banker ras sitting Sy the fire in his libray, when the servant came in and resented him a letter. He took b with a yawn, took it in the mo6t ndolent and most indifferent manier possible, bnt had not read a lozen words before he came tip rith a start, tnrned deadly pale, nd trembled so that the paper rat led. lie read the note?for it was , note rather than a letter?work d one hand nervously at his throat, .nd with the other clasped his iorotead and temples. For a minute ?r two be seemed to be choking nto calmness, by bis iron will, inme terrible emetlen and he on Far succeeded as to address the waiter servant in an ordinary tone. "James," he 9aid, "who gave iron the letter!" " A man, air, and said he'd wait For an answer." " Then I suppose he's waiting." " Yes, sir." "Very well, show him in." Soon there was a light tap at ;he door and the banker said 4 come in,".in an ordinary tone. The servant opened the door, ushered in the stranger, and immediately withdrew. The stranger eras a man verging on sixty, of rough appearanoe and attiro. He wore an old gray overcoat bntton>d to the throat, and a pair of green goggles, and his whole dress vas saturated with rain. "Take a seat," said the banker, minting to a chair near the fire. " No, thank yon, I'll stand," was he gruff reply. "You got my etter, and of coarse know my busness," be added. '4 Yon allude to this, I suppose,"< eplied the banker, producing the etter which had caused htm so nuch perturbation. " Yes." " I do not understand it, you nust have made a mistake." "No, no mistake at all. I was >resent twenty years ago the tenth i lay of Octooer, and saw you, I Stephen Edwards, shoot the man, ma ir yon go ana acny it I'll liave rou in prison before morning. I've aid my plans and got everything mre, and if you go to playing injocent^and refuse my terms, I'll ake care to see you die stretching lemp." The banker tnrned pale in spite >f himself, shnddered and struggled to a 6eat. " I can't give it?it would ruin no." :> "Just aa yon say," rejoined the >tber, moving to "the door, " you tnow what will follow if I go this vay" Lie argued, urged and implored or mercy at a lees fearful cost. In rain. At last, the banker seeing *uin, disgrace and death before tiim it be refused, agreed to terms. Ele agreed to meet the stranger with the required sum on the following night, in front of St. Paul's Church. Both were punctual to ;he fixed time) and checks to the irnonntofone hundred thousand Hollars changed hands. A month later there was a tre nendons rnn on the bank of which Stephen Edwards was tbo principal owner. It was soon broken ind closod. Then the Sheriff was tet to work by eager creditors, and ill the real estate and personal property of the late millionaire irere seized and sold, leaving him i beggar and just claims unaatisled. Fashionable friends deeert d the family, and the proud no>leman refused the hand of the uined b a n k e r 's accomplished laughter. In the very midst of bis disgrace tnd tribulation, Edwards encounered the man who in bis presence lad turned pale and became so igitated a short time before. u I rather think you do not (now me, sir," said the gentleman, with a formal bow. u Your face seems somewhat i. :i:-_ T 1 ? " iumuini uuv x (..imiui, uauio JOU,. returned Stephen Edwards. * Permit me to bring myself to ^onr recollection then, as I wish po? to know mo. A little more ban a month ago I was talking to ;on on business, and you observed [ turned deadly pale and bacanie kgitated." " Ah, res?1 remember you aow.n ' -x i\ 441 did not tell yon why I was thus affected- My eye had just nhanced to Call on a curious seal which bad once belonged to a merchant named Philip Sidney, who was shot in the western part of this State some twenty years a_-o. I -- I Hill.! 1T.I I .ijtjigg r, h v' 1RPR] M *N A \\ i {^/fs ' i ^ i' """ i *.'A" f.ri tat* nnR Countni. "if ' "Y >/**?? Vh'"??_ knew jod to be the Yilli&n who IVimmiftai) Ilia fanl A anil " " Merciful God I* exclaimed the t! banker with a blanched face and a ti quailing form. tl " Yee, I knew yontw pursued the "* other, " and a week alter I dia- si gnised myself and I tad an inter- e view with yon in your own man- e sion. You remember that, of s< course." v " But,-4 gasped the now tremb- h ling wretch, u Did I not pay yon ii your own price to keep my fatal t: secret?" , | u Yee, and with that very money o and with what other I could com- c mand, I was enabled to buy up t enough of your own bills to make e that run npon your bank that r broko it and forced ruin npon \ yon* ' \i. :r'' _ ': 1 . i w And wliat would yon do now 1 that t am ruined!" inquired the 1 other with the deadly calmness of i desperation. 11 it XT iL.i T I- 1 1 I , "JL^UW I4JHI X UttVO U?U UIV ro- I vonge, I "want you to know that I 1 myself am the man you attempted i to murder and dia rob. I am i Phillip Sydney. Behold where 1 the bail struck roe and glanced 1" i and he took off his hat and showed I it. i " Qod be praised P ejaculated f the other. "God be praised that i you are still livingand unable ( to restrain his emotion, he burst 1 into tears. " Oh, sir," he contiu- I ed, "yon have taken a load from I my soul. Though poverty, dis- i tress and beggary aro staring me 1 in tho face, I am not guilty of mur- i der, aud am more happy than I i have been in twenty years, with i oil tllft 1 n -* MiMAna anm\nn/1!n? d\f 1 wealth. It was my first and last j crime. I have never been abfb to tell bow I was so tempted to out- i rage my nature as on that fcarfnl i occasion. Now, sir, do With me ' what you will?only, I pray you, 1 be merciful to my mnocent fami- f 1y.? < 44 I forgive you," returned the J other, extending his hand?441 for- ? fjive you." You have been fear- 1 ally punished already, and as God 1 has seen proper to bring us together, let us enaeavor, for our present and future salvation, so to live | as to deserve the blessings we re- | ceiva I will restore to you enough | to place you and your family above want, and tor the rest I trust we shall soon have to render an account in another world." Mr Hiram Mitchell This old and highly respected citizen of our village died very suddenly on Saturday last. His health had not been good for sev oral months, but, we believe he was at no time unable to attend to his business. On the morning of his doath, he had been at his store. and feeling unwell went home, where, in a few' moments after taking his seat, he died. lie was born in Connecticut September, 1806. In 1827 he came to Spartanburg as a peddler, and by his honesty, industry and , skill soon established a good trade, < nnd secured the esteem of his customers. lie soon determined to make this his home, and commenced the mercantile business, which he following with unremitting diligence and fidelity until his death. His honesty, and fair dealing gained for him a large share of trade, and before the war he had accumulated a handsome fortune. Like many of our wisest and best men he staked everything npon the success of our cause, the failure ot which doubtless impaired his vital energies and hastened his death. In 1852 he married the daughter of Col. W. W. Harris^ who, with four children, survives him. He was one of the few surviving converts of the great revival of 1839, and assisted in the formation of A Ramia^ ? ?1 ? ? ? i ..yr.w ?l/vviwt ca?. iuiq of which he has been a leading member ever since. Both Church and State have reason to regard his doath as an afflictive dispensation of a wise Providence, which is only relieved by the assurance that He, who ordained it, M doeth all things well." Ilia disconsolate family have onr sincere sympathy. [Carolina Spartan. Hope Scott, who married Miss Lockl art, the grand-daughter of Sir Walter Scott, has a law practice oi $100,000 a year?the largest in England. Seen idea of what the liqnor trade of the United States amounts to, may be gained from the fact that on the 1st of December last ' there were in bond' tbrougboat the , country 13,40$,545 gallons? enough to make a good aieed lake. And this is exclusive of grape, apple and peach brandy. BisWaaca says that but for bis wife bo sbuuld'have been in bis grave long ago. ' t i'l . , # fll,q <*W,i Mm -* ?* i'OLPME IVI?NO. 40. Xar? Bon Bntlar Hie Essex, statesman achieved be greatest victory of hit career i the House yesterday. Nothing bat he hat ever done before, rliether in the military, the forenic, or the administrative line, has quailed it. Ho whipped out two netniet, and although be did not attire the results ofTiis victory ho rithdrew from thej&eld with all is colors firing, hit drama beatng and the bannert of hie enemies railing in the duet. First, rare Jen attacked hit old enemy Dawes in Pmnrtmv nn<f tliia tiirta with imineiit strategy ,he chose the ecoloraical side himself. He propos(d that the appropriation of half a nillion dollars usually devoted to >aying the mileage of members bo rirtually stricken out. This terrific >low for economy demoralised near y all the members present, even ncluding Dawes. Bare Ben folowcd it op with a speech, and Irove it home with some astonishing statements, and most of the members were kept silent by their inward reflections, the natnre of which is obvious. One or two finally ventured to reply in opposition, and then the reaction set in, md nearly every one gave Butler i scathing, among then, unfortumtely, Cox, ot Now York. Cox is i very small man in etatnre. Buter is nearly as big as the Cardiff giant. When the ontcry against bim was over Bntler rose and made a good defence against all bis enemies until he came to Cox, who bad been so good natnrcdly satirical that it required genins of sn extraordinary natnre to make ihe fitting answer. Ben had tho genius and made the answer. He waved his hand at Mr. Cox and said, " Shoo, fly ; don't bodder Tie." The effect was electrical, rbe House broke into a roar of anghter, but Cox, flushed with anger, ventured a reel v. which ex deeded parliamentary decorum, [n the confusion that ensued tlio mileage motion was lost, but rare Ben walked about the hero ot the Held.?New York UeraUL ?-rr When is a lady like a warrior of ;he olden time ? When she knows iow to handle a cross beau (crosstow). A statistician estimates that svery married couple may calculate upon 4,194.804 descendants In about fire hundred years. A gentleman asked a friend, in a very knowing manner, " Pray, did yon ever aee % oat fish I" " No," was the response, " but I've seen a rope-walk." "That's a pretty bird, grandma," said a little boy. " Yes," replied the old dame, w and he never cries." "That's liecause he's never washed." rejoined the youmr ster. A bkvkktjk officer reported tliat " a barrel ot wbiskie ecezcd by irio for not being stampt, bos been stoll by ruffians with fases dyeguy sed with kraip." A rat weighing six pounds and measuring twenty-one inches from his nose to the end of his tail, was recently killed at Gape Girardeau, Missouri. A Miss Lucy Lbs advertises in a Mississippi paper that she is of good birth and edncatiofi, and is willing to marry an editor, believing herself able to support one. A Westrrn paper contains two additions to the English language. These are fnll of accounts of how a party "festivitied " recently, and of the trial of a ** culpritess." A wag, seeing a door nearly off its hinges, in which condition it had been some time, observed that when it had fallen and killed some one it would omK?Klir Ka ?.??? ? r .J w .,U?K. A nkwspapkb contains an account of tho production of a new play, and says the audience " sat spell-bound. There were only four persons present. Ono was deaf, and the other three were asleep." Tint Pall Mall Gazette, says: " Mr. Johnson has often referred with some pride to his humble origin, and there may atill be seen over a door in Greenville the sign, "A.Johnson, Tailor." When he was Governor of Tennessee he made with Ida own bands a auit of clothes, and sent them to Mr. Moorbead, Governor of the neighbouring State of Kentucky. Governor Moorhend, who had originally been a blacksmith, as a return gift presented a shovel and tongs made by his own bands. Tbe only other Presidents wbo began life as working men were Abraham Lincoln, wbo served on an Ohio flat boat, and ?m aft?rw*rd? a rail-splitter, and the present President who was a tanner. It will be remembered that both of the surviving ex-Presidents were orignallj elected as vice-Preeidente."