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9 IN OUR OPINION
A ‘Saudio t' summer
would last for-e-ver
Surqmer’s creeping up like mercury in a
thermometer, and if you ever wasted your dog days in
high school by lounging around in an easy chair, the
three or four summers that punctuate your college
years are the perfect time to play catch-up.
Live it up. These precious three-month vacations
are the last most of us will ever get.
0 An Indian summer is wholly un-American without
baseball, and the firm crack of hickory under the
bright lights of Sarge Frye can make even the biggest
non-baseball fan stare like an awe-struck Smalls in
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Live it Up. These in the country, and with
precious three- a mid-May series against
. Tennessee coming up,
month vacations those staying in Columbia
are the last most of “,weat these
us will ever get. Even if you study the
finer points of the fastball
change-up, students’ minds tend to go to mush
without the steady stream of academic stimulation
A during the school year. Go to Barnes & Noble and
9 snatch up a few handfuls of discounted books from
their summer reading section. Mix the classics with
the new stuff and help keep your mind sharp on the
beach.
Grab a map at the bookstore and get the heck out
of Cola for a while. If you’re strapped for gas money,
go to the cutting-edge Georgia Aquarium and watch
the belugas.
With a couple weeks and a large bank account
to spare, students can and should drive across the
country. You can’t know America without feeling how
a mountain turns into a field with the push ana pull
of your accelerator.
Obviously, you have to work and pay the bills, but
scheduling a few days here and there to go a little
nuts will help you remember that work is not life, but
• rather something that makes life more livable.
Don’t waste your summer playing “Halo” like a
schmuck. Go live like a college kid and leave lazy
summers to middle-schoolers.
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Sluts, shoes makes stupid\ shallow television
HBO program reminds
men of advantages,
perks of masculinity
If there is one thing I
cannot stand, it is spoiled,
moronic, ignorant sluts
who fart around in an
over-rated city dealing
with “problems” that face
them.
Anybody who has seen
“Sex and the City” and
has an ounce of sense
knows that it was designed
to terminally annoy
the intelligent on these
grounds.
From obnoxious
redheads, to two obnoxious
blondes and an attractive
yet obnoxious brunette,
the quality of American
television drops severely
whenever a re-run of
these out-of-date, fashion
obsessed tarts gets thrust
into our faces.
New York City is not
that impressive. Dating
problems happen all
around the world.
There is nothing new in
“Sex and the City” beyond
an incomprehensible
amount of smugness
crawling up their own
arses.
Even the character’s
names make me want to
vomit. “Mr. Big”? Are
we as an audience meant
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to believe
that the
producers,
writers and
actors all
agreed on
mmon such a stupid
BRAZIER name? “Buffy
Fourth-year the Vampire
philosophy Slayer” it is
student not.
The
message of the show seems
to. revolve around how
much sex one can have
with as many partners as
possible. Whether you
are a straight woman
turned lesbian, or formerly
married, just bonk anything
and everything in sight.
There would have been
no show if the women
weren’t so stupid as to bed
whatever they got their
creepily manicured hands
on. Just date a guy for a set
period of time — perhaps
longer than 60 seconds —
to find out what he is like.
When they “wake up”
and realize that the guy is
not suitable, the intelligent
have to smack their hands
against their head. Of
course he was mentally
unstable, was the character
not called “Mr. Mentally
Unstable Head”?
The actress playing the
brunette is a good South
Carolinian, too. Adopting
the finer Southern actresses
and indoctrinating them
into a New York lifestyle
is culturally insensitive and
morally bankrupt. With
the power of “fashion” (for
the want of a better word)
behind them, the four girls
seem to sledgehammer
their way through the
best of Milan, Paris and
London to destroy the
souls of any independently
minded person. Original
thought is not necessary
when tacky Dolce and
Gabbana heels can resolve
all your problems.
“Sex and the City”
merely represents the
worst side of female
life today. It would be
OK if the lifestyle was
impressive, but it is not.
The main character Carrie
is probably named after the
movie of the same name,
featuring humiliation to
the point that she wreaks
havoc on everyone around
her. The starting sequence
has her wearing the worst
top and skir.t combination
known to man.
I am not a fan of
chauvinism, but shows
like “Sex and the City”
make me feel happy to be
a man, rather than some
self-centered city-slicker
with no emotional or
intellectual depth. Maybe
a man’s world is not such
a bad thing after all.
Show addresses contemporary sex problems
Re-runs remind girls
of universal, growing
issues in modern life
It all started when a
group of girls suggested
we watch “Sex and the
City.” Aaron became the
belligerent Brit that he is.
For some reason, he takes
the typical male view of
the show — somehow it’s
complete crap.
Well, I think Aaron is
complete crap. He could
use a little help from the
“Sex and the City” girls.
And that’s the point
of the show. Issues, like
dysfunction, have become
aids to the sexually
inexperienced and clueless,
not to mention staples in
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They taught us how to
talk about sex. They were
brash and cold and made
us modern women. We
can talk about sex over
breakfast, lunch and dinner
now without a cringe.
“Sex and the City” gave
us a look into the sexual
lives it was once too taboo
to talk about.
Sexually active,
unmarried women across
the world feel a little
liberated because of
those four characters.
And anyone who went to
hear Candace Bushnell,
the writer
of “Sex and
the City”
this fall,
can vouch
for that.
LIZ It opened
WHITE us up for
Second-year shows like
print “Desperate
journalism Housewives”
student and
“FootballerS
Wives,” for the British.
Even if I don’t support
that show, and it prepared
us for a sexual revolution.
Without them, I wouldn’t
be able to write sex
columns every week for
our newspaper.
It’s like the Cosmopolitan
of television. Fashion, sex
and girlfriends all in one
30-minute show. >
If Aaron had actually
watched the show, he
would realize that everyone
could relate to something
in it. There’s a guy who
takes showers after sex, a
guy who only sleeps with
models and a guy who
swings both ways.
If Aaron can’t relate to
any of those he should
rent the DVDs and find
someone he understands;
I promise he’ll find one.
But the show tackles the
biggest problem facing
women today. Career or
relationship? Most women
feel the pinch of the
.biological clock ticking
away as they struggle to
compete with men in a
dog-eat-dog world and
fall in love with Prince
Charming — or at least
someone who won’t treat
you like trash — at the
same time.
Maybe Aaron doesn’t
understand it because he
can’t relate to the overall
problem.
Do we fight like
Charlotte to become
housewives, or do we rely
on ourselves' to become
more like Samantha?
Yeah, none of the
characters really had
the right answer or one
universal “truth” we
could all conform our
lives around, but they did,
somehow, make us a little
more comfortable with the
impending fate of modern
womanhood.
Even if we don’t find Mr.
Big in Paris, we could still
be fashion goddesses with
a corner office overlooking
Fifth Avenue.
Birth control and sex
positions, embarrassing
moments and broken
hearts, one-night stands
and Mr. Right. And they
did it all with humor, wit
and some killer footwear.
Whoever said
honesty works
needed to try
oodles of lies
Making up personality
provides ample amount
of entertainment, fun
What’s the difference
between a dull response and
a cheeky reply?
It’s the same deviation
between
interesting
and lame.
For some,
like my father
and the justice
system, it’s
TEClfl the difference
m between right
Second-year and wrong.
public For others, it’s
relations an everyday
student conversation
tool known as
a lie.
Blame it on the moral
decay of my generation
6r boredom in our own
lives, but lying is fun and
perfectly natural. It’s a fib,
not a bomb.
Now in the thick of
exams, I’m not suggesting
anyone go out and forge
a paper or cheat on a test.
That’s unoriginal and proof
of stupidity.
Lying is so common, \
yet so taboo. People hate
liars, even more than they
hate witches. Republicans*
Democrats, liberals and
conservatives all shudder
at the prospect of their
reputation being tarnished
by a half-truth.
We get blasted with
lies everyday. Marketers,'
mothers, men. Even the
most simple statements:
“free trade,” “homeland
security,” “your vote counts”
and “safe sex.” All lies!
And people loved to be
on the other side of lies.
I bet nobody has told you
lately that you are at very
best, average looking. My
parents are regularly assured
they have raised me well.
I crashed a wedding this
Saturday. It was a very
Kevin Bacon, six-degrees
type deal; an old friend
called me out of the blue
to be his date. So I puffed
up my hair and painted
my pout. Working the
party, from one drunk frat
boy to another, I was a
’ different person at every
introduction — a farm girl
from Montana, a Polish
immigrant, single, rich,
poor. I stopped at nothing.
It turned out to be the most
fun I’ve had in a while.
Perhaps, however, the
lies we tell ourselves are
often the most important
of all. Self-deception is the
most potent ingredient to
greatness. I tell myself that
I will go very far, no matter
the odds. But in the harsh
light of truth, I find that
I am just an over-grown
baby that calls home when
her checking is too low and
cries over dead things, like
newborn, torn-from-their
nest squirrels.
And while integrity and
honesty beckon the young
and idealistic, I resist. I will
continue to weave my web.
But what slows the inertia
of continual deceit? Lying,
like nicotine and crack, is
incredibly addictive. What
are the costs of fibbing
your way through life? I’ve
wracked my brain searching
for an answer and have
found nothing.
Life is hard. Virtue
is important, but not as
important as doing what
you want and saying what
you may. Just ask Bill
Clinton.