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Volume I. COLUMBIA, S. C., APRIL 3, 1908 Number 3
A Card From Dr.- Joynes
"Let me congratulate you on cap
ital number of THE GAMECOCK.
'A few more shots at 'Collegians'
manners' might, I hope, produce
some imptession.
"Why not Photograph Albums
plus Annual?
"Jokes good, but, best of all, the
'Island of Rye.' But why not, rather,
the River of Rye, which, like Ten
,nyson's Brook, 'flows on forever' in
spite of all damning or damming?
. "Yours very truly,
"ED. S. JOYNES."
Gonzales Won the Prelim
;nary
R. E. Gonzales will represent the
University of South Carolina at the
State oratorical contest, which will
be held in the city of Greenwood on
the 24th of April.
The State preliminary oratorical
contest was held in the University
Chapel under the auspices of the
Clariosophic and the Euphradian
Literary Societies. The speeches
of the various contestants were of
the highest order and quite up to
and even better than the standard
of those delivered on such occasions
in the past.
The judges were out for some
time, and the audience was kept in
suspense over who would be se
lected from the young orators. The
decision of the judges was an
nounced by Prof. C. V. Neuffer
after brief remarks. When the
name, "R. E. Gonzales," was called
the audience went wild with ap
plause, and the victorious orator re
ceived many handshakes of congrat
ulation from his exultant friends.
After- the address of welcome by
L. W. Smith, the presiding officer,
M. R. McDonald, of the Euphra
dian Society, delivered an oration
upon the hopes of the South, in
whidh he pictured the past and pres
ent and what the future seemed to
have in store for the Southland.
A. M. Lumpkin, of the Clario
sophic Society, spoke mostly of the
women of the South and the hom
age that m'an should pay her in
keeping with the old Southern chi
valry. Mr. Lumpkin's oration was
a glowing tribute to womankind,
and when he took his seat he was
liberally applauded.
J,. C. Sheppard, of the Euphra
dian Society, had an unusual sub
ject, "Somehow Good;" and handled
this in an excellent manner, both
as to his delivery and as to the sub
ject mattter of his speech. -He
showed that it was within the pow
er of all to 'do some good in the
world, that " 'tis told us that we
see only the larger of the comets and
stars. So it is in the world. Even
those. who do not shine so bright
may do a world of good." Mr.
Sheppard's oration was highly com
plimented.
J. C. Massey, of the Claiiosophic
Society, made an eloquent plea for
the children of our country. He
cited the examples of the litttle ones
growing up untaught and - in a
world of crime and sin. He wished
that -education be given all so that
this condition might be benefited.
J. D. Lee, of the Euphradian So
ciety, spoke upon "A Plea For the
Ancient Languages." The speech
went to show that "we care not
that in after life the study of the
ancient languages be forgot. The
deep and noble influence which
tPey have exerted upon our lives
will ever be remembered and will
be for the betterment of the student
of these languages."
The subject of Gonzales' speech
was "The South and Her Heroes."
It was discussed throughout in a
manner which was .suited to the oc
casion. The political stage of the
South before the Civil War, her
stand during the war with refer
ence to her heroes, especially Lee
and Hampton, and the South's po
sition and her growth in compari
son with the other parts of our
country were treated in a scholarly
and graceful way. The English
used by the speaker was observed
to be particularly effective. The
speech, taken as a whole, was ad
mirable, the judges declared.
R. E. Gonzales is the president of
the Clariosophic Society, and has
distinguislied himself along other
lines of college work since entering
the University. It was quite an
honor for Mr. Gonzales to come out
victorious over so many worthy op
ponents. The students have the
greatest confidence in his ability,
and are satisfied that he will make
them a good representative for the
State contest. One of his fellow
students says that Gonzales was al
most forced to enter the contest on
account of his disinclination, and
his victory is all the more signal for
that reason.
There was a large crowd present
to hear the orations, and it is.al
ways a pleasure to the students and
faculty of the instituition to have
the people from the city attend these
contests.
The programme was as follows:
Address of Welcome-L. W.
Smith (Spartanburg), Clariosophic.
M. R. McDonald (Oconee),
Euphradian-"The Hope of the
South."
R. E. Gonzales (Richland), Clar
iosophic-"The South and Her
Heroes."
Music.
A. M. Lumpkin (Richland),
Clariosophic-"Truths."
J. C. Sheppard, Jr. (Edgefield),
Euphradian-"Somehow Good."
Music.
J. C. Massey (Lancaster), Clari
osophic-"A Civic Need."
J. D. Lee (Sumter), Euphradian
-"A Plea for the Ancient Lan
guages."
Music.
Decision of judges.
Dismissal.
Chief Marshal, J. E. Hart
(York), Euphradian; assistants
(Clariosophic)-M. A. Miller, Dar
lington; Alfred Wallace, Jr., Rich
land. Euphradian-F. G. Vance,
Richland; J. I. Hazard, Jr., George
town.
The judges were: C. C. Wilson,
J. Wilson Gibbes, C. V. Neuffer.
University Notes
The Board of Trustees are ask
ing for bids for the new $30,ooo
building for which the money was
given by the Legislature. The titite
has come when there should be a
permanent plan for the development
of the University, and this building
is to form a part of the general plan
for the entire system of buildings
that will some day be needed and
will some day be built, a University
which the people will. be proud of.
Mr. August Kohn, A. B., '89,
made an address on the 29th of
February before the Graduate Class
in Pedagogy, describing the general
education conditions among the
cotton mill operatives of the State.
On the same day Dr. Joynes deliv
ered a lecture on "English' An
alysis" at the Washington Street
School.
The Legislature recently elected
Mr. Fitz Hugh McMaster to th6
newly created office of Insurarl6e
Commissioner. Mr. McMaster,
,who graduated from the University
in 1888, and also from the Law
School in 1889, has been in the
newspaper business for several
years, being at present circulation
matiager of The State. He has had
four years' experience in connec
tion with -insurance, so that he is
well qualified to fill the office of
Commissioner.
Lieuts. Emile P. Moses, '99, and
Saye Dusenbury, 'oi, have been ad
vanced from second to first lieuten
ancy. Lieut. Moses is in the ma
rine corps and stationed at Boston.
Lieut. Dusenbury is stationed at
Fortress Monroe.
Hon. Joseph A. McCullough, of
Greenville, who was recently ap
pointed one of the receivers for the
funds in the hands of the Cqnmis
sion to wind up the affairs of the
Dispensary, and has withdrawn
from the race for the Senatorship,
obtained the degree of A. B. from
the University in 1887, and of
LL. B. in 1888.
Prof. W. H. Hand is kept so
busy with the work of establishing
high schools that he has very little
time at home. For this work the
Legislature again appropriated the
sum of .$50,000, of which so much
as will be needed will be used. This
action of the Legislature last year,
and this is one of the best things
for 'the general welfare -of South
Carolina that it has done for many
sessions.
The Librarians, Miss Rion and
Miss Porcher, are making a biblio
graphy of the things written by the
alumni and the professors of the
University from its foundation. Any
assistance that any one can give in
this undertaking will be highly ap
preciated, for it is no easy matter
to find out what the alumni have
written. When the much needed
addition to the library is made, then
there will be a special alcove set
aside and known as the alumni al
cove, in which will id kept the
books, pamphlets, etc, written by the
alumni and persons connected with
the University. A full list of all
that has been written will be made,
so far as possible, and preserved
there, although the writings may
not be any longer accessible.
Mrs. Reed Stoney has been work
ing to put up a tablet in the library
to the memory of the South Caro
lina College students who were in
-tlfe war, and she has succeeded in
having the Wade Hampton Chap
ter of the Daughters of the Con
federacy take this as their work for
the current year.
The two South Carolinians who
are now holding scholarships at
Oxford are Mr. E. S.- Towles, a
graduate of Charleston College,
who took a graduate course in the
University in 1904-05, and Mr. W.
P. Mills, of Camden, a graduate of
Davidson College, who took his M.
A. here last June. Mr. V. Cook,
A. B., '07, has .recently passed the
examination and stands a very good
chance to obtain the next vacant
scholarship. The first Oxford
scholar from South Carolina was
the lamented William H. Verner,
who took his A. B. from the Uni
versity in i9oo, and his M. A. in
19014
Two Limericks.
There was a young fellow called
Teddy,
Who was always happy and ready;
Talking in Polit,
Yates told him to quit,
"I will do it directly," said-lie.
There was a young fellow named
Corry,
Whose favorite song was Annie
Laurie;
He got in a whirl,
And sang to his girl,
But since then he has been rather
sorry.
If Theodore Were King
There would be embassies from the
Sultan of Sulu,
And ministers come from the Kaffir
and Zulu;
There'd be no race suicide
For they all would deride
The father of less than four twins.
So he'd rule you
If Theodore were king.
If Theodore were king
We would have ten battleships
Which all Dreadnoughts would
eclipse,
And we'd bombard Yokahoma,
And we'd sail around Japan,
Throw the Emperor in a coma,
How I pity the poor man I
We would *have enough of action
Fill our foes with stupefaction
If Theodore were king.
If Theodore were king
There would be a cabinet
Wherein only one could set
Who could demonstrate ability to
spar, .
Who plays a good game of tennis,
And is already ready when he's
Called upon to hunt the grizzly
bar.
It is equally undeniable
That we'd all be undesirable
Citizens if Theodore were kingr.