The intelligencer. (Anderson, S.C.) 1915-1917, September 22, 1915, Page PAGE FOUR, Image 4
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WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 1915.
Lest we forget It, what has become j
of little Servia?
?RVs, '.
It would tako "some" army to beat|
tho Russians beating lt
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Who will be thc first ono to point]
out signs of a hard winter.
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And sometimes tho straightest man |
doesn't mind going on a bonder.
' Cows suffer from the cattle tick and j
speculators from tho stock tick-cr.
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Mr. Hearst ls against tho proposed I
Ally war loan, which makes us in
favor of the proposition.
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Wo suppose, by a stretch of the Im
agination, corset designers could be|
ted with the re-formers.
Henry Ford says he lias invented a I
new kind of submarine. Wonder If ho I
will sell them on tho rebate plan.
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When a divorced couple marries
In wc suppose lt would be correct
say they have been re-paired. Hell
:t?pl
-Or"
Has the hot spell gotten your vi
ii ty?-Spartanburg Journal. Don't I
low' about that, but it haa gotten our |
goat. .
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a fellow who is always Jawing
mt "personal liberty" usually
rt concede that tho other man
any.
' peace ls a purchasable commod
t, Henry -Ford ought to be able to ]
a lot of lt with hts. $10.000.000.
yet, Andrew Carnegie atarted
ching peace years ago with a tar
fortuno than Ford's, and look
world now!
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Gaffney gardener carried to Ed
ip'a newspaper office samples of
j, prolific onion, he having
ired from 28 rows. 200 feet long, a
of 85 bushels. Dut what use will
DeCamp have for those samples,
that the state ls going dry?
Queer how viewpoints change.]
author of the "Hymn of Hate"
said he's sorry he wrote lt; and
the author ot "I Dldct Raise My
> Be Soldier" ls sorry he wrote
Soon the poet of hate will 'e
lng a peace poem, and the poet
will be chanting hate.
(.KtrNWOOi' AM) COTTON.
Tht- Greenwood Journal 1? throwing
u (it a? u result Of disturbing report?
that cotton lt? brining better prices
on neighborhood market? than it is
bringing on the market of that town.
In commenting on the matter thc
Journal record? that Anderson ls "all
Up In thc air" ajout the cotton market
ul 'hin pluie.
Herc it* wlint tho esteemed Journal
has to aay on the subject! .
"Every season complaints arc heard
about our cotton market. We aro
tobi thal cotton I? bringing more at
olin r places, and that something
should I??1 done to save the day for
<?r<t II wood ns the higher price? pre
vailing elsewhere are drawing busl
nesH awiiy from Greenwood. All
kinds of BUggcstlons are made as to
what should be done and what must
be done to nave the day.
"Now, we are Juat UH anxious for
Orcouwootl to pay aa much for cotton
as any other place, and if there la
anything wrong with our cotton
nun kel we want tho remedy applied,
and we want it applied at once. Hut
ive (ind that oilier towna have had to
contend with the name complaints |n
the past, und they no doubt,un- (an:
to face with them now. BO they are
in thc Baino boat with Greenwood.
Tho lirst thins *~ do ls to Bettie the
quest!? i QB to whether there 1B any
real .iiindation for these complaints,
if it should be discovered that these
rumor? aro correct, then, prompt ac
tion ?hould be taken to put the
Greenwood colton market up to the
place that it should occupy. We be- ;
lleve that the business men of Green
wood have the interest? of the farm
era and of thrills-I ver, enough at
hean tu take Hteps promptly to
bring about this change. And we
aro satislicd that tho cotton buyers
of Greenwood want the market to be
what it slumhl bo. Why should they
not?
"Wo do not know, but we are!
strongly Inclined to tho opinion that
tho cotton market is as good hero
us it is at any other placo. If it is ?
not. wo aro ready to say BO, nnd to
('o our part in making tho market
what lt should be.
"We note from the Anderson.napers
that Anderson is all up in the air
about her cotton market. Seneca,
Hartwell, Georgia, and all the towns
within reach of Anderson are re
ported to be paying a great deal
moro for cotton. The Daily Mall
thinks it very ungracious in the peo
ple who have been accommdatcd by
the merchants and business men of
Anderson all the year to be parties
to tho circulation of reports that are
not only untrue, but dnnj?ging to
tuent. If a merchant at--?omc place
paya a man who owes an account
twelvo cents for a bale of cotton that
ls no excuse for putting out the re
lier t that cotton ic bringing twelve
cents in that placet Wo repeat we
BOO no reason why cotton should not
bring os much in Greenwood ' an it
does In any other pl*ce.?in . South
Carolina. If it is not bringing what
lt should bring on the market then
the remedy is at hand. Let us first
find out the truth about the matter,
and do what should be done to cor
rect the wrong.
"Not a day should be wasted, but
cur peoplo should take steps at once
to bnvo this que'? tl on settled and
settled right. : Ifc^Mr .market ls not
up to the standard let the reason for
it be -known and apply the remedy
without delay.*'
Thc Journal makes rcforenco to a
communication from Mr. J. J. Fret
wcll appearing In Tho Intelligencer
Borne day? ago In which he reported
that higher prices were being paid for
cotton in Hartwell, .Seneca and West
minster than were being paid' in An
derson. Tho Journal also 'quotes the
afternoon paper of this city as think
ing lt "very, ungracious in tho people
who have been accommodated by the
merchants and business men ot An
derson all the year to be parties to
tho circulation ot reports that are not
only untrue but damaging to thom."
At tho time The Intelligencer print
ed thc communication from Mr. Fret
well and at the time it printed a news
article quoting well know fanners ot
this county on the same Subject, at
tention was called to the statements;
contained both lu the news article and
in Mr. Pretwell's communication, and
an urgent invitation was extended to
aay person who could dispute these
assortions, or show them up, to send
In his communication to this paper.
Tho Intelilgenoer believed that there
was som? valid reason why the cot
ton markets in Hartwell, Seneca and
Westminster wore higher than the
Anderson market, and called Upon any
person who could explain the matter
to do BO and thus clear up the mis
understanding and put an end to these
reports, which are, no doubt, injurious
to on extent. As yet, no one has seen
flt to come forward and reply to Mr.
Pretwell's card and tell the peoplo
differently. If the assertions made tn
his communication can bo controvert
ed, someone who is In a position to do
so owes lt to thc community to point
out the errors in Mr. FretwaU'e card.
A free and frank discussion of th?'
question by people who are in a posi
tion to give us the fact? cannot, in
our opinion, dd any harm.
It's a pity someone doesn't come
forward and show-^p this cotton mar
ket bugaboo-if it ts such-and thus
put an end to the oft Now which has
been bobbing^ up regularly for. the
psst decade or tonger.
3K0NK? FOB THE FAUX.
lt 1H pretty certain that the next
congress, soon to assemble, will be
asked to do something about the long
! deferred rurul credit system. Con
! gross undoubtedly will have its hands
' full, what (ho demand for new meas
! uren of national defense, possibilities
j of foreign complications, and another
j presidential election coming on. Nev
jortheslcss, thc national !'?;./. ?.;.!? m.
would do well to take up thin subject,
regardless of politics or wur, and do
Homet ii lng ubout it.
It ls surely absurd that, while
Germany ins had for 150 years, a
rural ? redit system that entibies her
farmers to ber row money for long
periods at about 3 per cent, the Amer
Iican farmer ha? to pay from 6 to 12
per cent for short-term loans-when
. he can get them at all.
j The German system may not be ap
I plicahlc to this country ns lt stands,
I hut Hie principle of lt at least seems
I capable of adaptation herc. It's slra
' ply n method by which farmers pool
j their credit. An American farmer
seeking a loan has to go to a bank
j which repre?ents organized raoncy
? lenders. The German farmer goea to
I an association representing organized
borrowers.
A community of land-owners, call
ed a Landschaft, takes dut a charter
under tho ('orman state and national
laws. Each farm is registered accord
ing to Its earning capacity. When a
I farmer wants money for carrying his ,
! crop or improving his land or buying
stock, he npplies to his Landschaft
otilce for a loan. The Landschaft
takes a mortgage for tho amount
agreed on, charges him a small fee
? and gives him a bond for thc sum.
Ile takes that and sells it In thc open
I market, as other bonds aro sold. And
such is* the rating of these farm credit
j bonds that they command normally a
j higher price than German government '
! bonds. .
That 1B because the Landschaft as
. a whole is responsible for the pay
I mont of thc loan. If the borrower
? defaults payment the Landschaft can,
without legal action, foreclose tho
( mortgage, sell the land and pay off
; tho debt. The borrowers, however,
] seldom default Thero ls little reason
j to. They have plenty of timo for pay
ment And by paying an annual pcr
I ccntage no larger than the American
j funner ia accustomed to, they not only
I pay their Interest charges but at the
? same time Beale down the principal,
by an amortization arrangement, so
that gradually the principal itself is
wiped out.
Tho prosperity of German farmers
ls based largely on this system. Are
American fanners, needing money
and holding the host collateral In the
world, less able than Germans to
work together In the same, way for
their mutual interest?
LENDING OUR MONEY.
Would arguments are alwa>s to bo
expected on financial problems, but
few persons could have expected tho
argument made by Senator Lewis ot
Illlncjls against the credit loan to the
Allies.
Tho senator declares that we can't
spare the several hundred millions
wanted by them; we need the money
ourselves. But he adds, if we are
determined to lend a lot of money to
foreigners, let's lend lt to Latin
American republics at a low rate ot
interiBt.
It Senator Lewis wera arguing
against the loan on the ground of neu
trality, or tho questionable morality
of tho munitions business which ia
partly responsible for the financial
situation, he would be comprehen
sible, evo> though his reasoning fail
ed to convince. But under the cir
cumstances lt's Impossible to follow
him.
i As a matter of fact the money Isn't
: going out of the country at all. It's
merely a question of a "credit loan,"
to put international money exchange
on a sound basis and enable the Euro
pean nation? to puy our merchants
and manufacturera for gooda they
have already bought here and other
goods that they expect to buy. It's
a measure meant primarily In the In
terest of American business and
credit, and will benefit England and
Franco only Incidentally. If we dont
give them credit they -vont buy near
ly so much foodstuffs and manufac
tures here, and we'll all lose by lt
As for lending big sums to latin
American countries, lt'a not a bad
idea, lt our bankers want to take the
risk, and don't mind actually parting
with American gold. But let's not
confuse that matter with the immed
iate need of providing banking facili
ties for oar remunerative and legiti
mate business with Europe.
Crasy censors who are crying for a
law to require stenographers to be
kept In steel cages evidently havant
thought of who will keep the key*.
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? (AHI) F BUB MK? FBETrYELL. ?
AndcrHon, S. C.. 8ept. lilst, )915.
liclitor Thc Iiit?niK6Qcer:
I returned this afternoon from Fork
township, where J talked with a mall
carrier win. distributes mail matter
all over that section, and lie told me
lie had talked wiUi farmers who had
been to Lavonla, Ga. earlier in the day
with their cotton and received ll 1-16
Lent? for it. Today I received a tele
gram frcm Mr. Walter Mason, a cot
ton buyer of Lavonla, telling me that
cotton WUK bringing ll cents there.
1 call attention to the fact that cot
ton ia Helling at Lavonla. Hartwell
and other nearby market? at GU to 60
points higher than lt is on our own
market. I think lt ls shaine, and if
tho local buyers cannot do any better
than they are doing they ought to quit
buying altogether and let the farmers
store their cotton.
Your? truly,
J. J. Fret well.
The Intelligencer was criticised for
printing some days ago a fd from
Mr. Fretwell along lines mllar to
the one above. We took it for grant
ed, of course, th?t the average per
ron knows a newspaper cannot closo
its columns to a responsible person
who desires to contribute a signed
enmmmunication discussing brielly,
rationally and in proper language any
subject of general Interest. The com
munication appearing above is printed
for what it is worth, and responsibili
ty for the statements therein is, of
course, not assumed by Thc< Intelli
gencer. Any person not pleased with
Mr. Fretwell's card, and who thinks
ho can show wherein lt is mislead
ing, has but to ccminit his thoughts
to writing and convey it to The In
telligencer and tho same will be given
the same consideration as to public
ity as 1B given Mr. Fretwell's card.
Ed. Intelligencer.
A LINE If
o" DOPE
Weather Forecast-Ifalr and cool
er Wednosday; Thursday fair.
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T. Li. Cely and company have about
finished installing one of tho latest
improved Grand Rapids hat cabinets
which haB a capacity ot approximately
350 pieces of men's headgear. This
cabinet is something n*?w in Ander
son and is worthy of inspection. Few
concerns in the south have them and
this is the only one in this section.
Thc cabinet ls about four by six feet,
ls finished in mahogany, has revolving
doors and the racks Inside are BO con
structed that they may be pulled out
and at a single glance' one ?may see
every hat displayed. Mr.'Ceiy stated
yesterday that he waa 'well pleased
with the cabinet and had bought it so
he could accommodate all the hats he
carried in stock. Hats placed in this
cabinet have no possible way of got
tlos out of shape, aro kept free from
dus", and yet at the same time are on
display all the time.
Tomorrow, September 23. the day
and night will be of equal length all
over the world since it ls one of tho
two times of the year when the sun
enters one of the equinoctial points,
or tho two places wherein, the celes
tial equator and ecliptic interesect
each other.' One of theso points ts the
first point of Aries and ia called the
vernal point; the other is io, the first
point of Libra and is called th? au
tumnal point, the one which the sun
ls now entering.
The equinox is generally marked by
equinoctial gales, storms and changes
of temperature. It docs not seem that
this section is to bo visited by a storm
or gale right at this time but there
was a marked change In the tempera
ture last evening. A report last hight
from rittsburgh, Pa., stated that lt
was too cold tor a baseball game
scheduled there and lt is believed that
thia section will soon' ?njoy* much
cooler temperature. .V'??V'"?
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The presbytery ot thot^treabyterian
church of Anderson, Oconee ?fld. Pick
ens counties ls in session at Liberty.
Yesterday Rev. D. w: Dedgo antf'Mr.
J. H. Anlerson . went from Central
Presbyterian church ot this city and
Dr. W. H. Fraser, Mrs. Joe Shelor and
and Mr. A. P. johnstone from the
Sirci church. Others attending are
Rev. W. H. Hollingsworth and Mr.
John II. Halley of Midway church.
The presbytery will be la session
three nays.
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Purman Smith, the Hcedemaa, stated
yesterday that he feared ?hat lae peo
ple were going to lose tastr first car
ly sowing ot turnips. The weathar
hag been wo hot and lt has been so
dry that all nt ?he turnips have been
parched up.
There is no reason, however,"
stated Mr. Smith, "tor anyone being
Sold on Approval
EVERYTHING we sell here is sold on approval; our
specialists are so thorough in their knowledge and
careful scrutiny of the things we buy-men's
clothes, young men's clothes,
boys' clothes, hats, shoes, haber
dashery-that we are always
ready to say to a customer
4If it isn't as you want it, bring
it back."
Value, style, price, wear-everything you can ex
pect of such merchandise is there; and we offer
our unqualified guarantee that you shall be satis
fied. We'r? really backing our own judgment,
rather than taking a chance on yours,
Money cheerfully refunded at any time.
We feature these quality lines
B-O-E Suits for men and young men
Manhattan and Eclipse Shirts Hanan Shoes
Arrow Collars Stetson Hats Koundtree Luggage
" The Store with*a Conscience"
without a turnip patch this fall and
winter If it raina any time soon.
Seed plauted immediately after a rain
como up in a very short time and it is
not yet too late for them to make a
good crop.
"Now is the time for those who wish
winter gardens to get busy also. As
soon as it rains Beed ought to be put
In the ground. Among the things
that can be planted at this season are
turnips, all varieties; radish, both fall
and winter; lettuce, kale, mustard,
spinach, onion sets by all means,
case rape and Bweet peas. People
who wish to have a green patch for
their poultry should plant a mixture
of barley, rye, rape and crimson clov
er. This will glvo the fowls some
thing grcon to feed on and will mako
the hens lay better."
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Mr. S. Rosenthall of New York was
in Anderson yesterday calling on the
jewelry trade. This salesman only
makes five towns in South Carolina,
Anderson, Greenville, Spartanburg,
Columbia and Charleston. He carries
nothing but cameos and yesterday was
fihowing a very pretty line in this cUy. {
Henry Cason is back in the city and
has returned to his position with
Gelsberg Bros. Shoe company, after
an absence of. about threo months. Ho
left Anderson because of being ill and
white away went to Chester where
he underwent, an operation, only get
ting out of the hospital last Friday.
Mr. Cason says that he is glad to bc
back in Anderson and will be ?lad to'
see all of bis old friends.
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Mr. G. H. Bailes bas secured a sub
agoncy for the Buick automobiles.
This is one of the best known popu
lar price automobiles on the market
and has a good reputation. Already
three sales have been made !n Ander
son, Messrs. P. E. Cllnkscales, Cliff
Green aud Swillen MjcFall having
bought Buick machines.
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Speaking of automobiles it might be
said that Messrs. Liuljy and Watson
have the agency for the Cole car. This
JB also a very substantial automobile
that has made good. These agents re
cited the first car yesterday and lt
ls a beauty. It is not known what
territory their agency covers.
Probably the last excursion of the
season over the Southern from Ander
son waa run yesterday to Savannah,
Jacksonville and Tampa, Fla. A DO ut
12 people from this cl'.y took advan:.
tage of the low rate...
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Mr. H. S. Williamson, who has-made
bia home lu Anderson for the past
several years left yesterday tor Mia
mi, Fla., where he will engago In th?
insurance business. Mrs. Williamson
Will remain In Anderson for the pres
tid. .
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Mr. R. E. Ligon, general manager
of fha Equinox Mil!, yesterday ac
cepted the street lights at that milt
which, were 'recently Installed. The
lights , were turned on for the first
Um? Saturday night aad lt asama Cat
they are going to give satisfaction.
Thoy were installed by Mr. A. E. Hol
man of the Southern Public Utili
ties company, from which the power
is bought There are seventy-eight
SO candle power lights being used
and it is estimated that the cost will
bo about 46 cents a night.
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The street flusher, recently bought
by the city, arrived yesterday morning
after being delayed in shipment for
several days. This flusher will take
the placo of the old street sprinkler
and sweep cleaner and will be much
more sanitary. It will be used on all
the paved r.trccts cf thc city.
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The people of Anderson will read
with interest the announcement of thc
engagement of Mr. L. T. Towers to
Miss Carstairs of London, England.
Mr. Towers is a cousin of Mrs. Mary
Towers Ligon, Miss Annie Belle Tow
ers and Mrs. Claude Townsend of .this
city.
Tlie following is in part a story of
the courtship and engagement of
Capt. Towers as carried in The At
lanta Georgian yesterday:
"The engagement ls announced of
Lily Carstairs, only daughter of
Charles Carstairs, of Mayfair, to Johu
H. Towers, United States Navy.
You remember Jack Towers, don't
you? That handsome young fellow
from Rome-Rome, Georgia-who
looked so well In the navy uniform? 1
Yes; the same Towers who went up.
in an airship over Chesapeake Bay]
with Ensign Billingslea a couple of
years ago, fell into the water and waa
rescued alter floating about the hay
all day. BUlingslea was killed, you
remember.'
Well, be's going to wod Miss Car
stairs, ot Mayfair. Wehn' you say
Mayfair in London, you know, you say
everything. It's wealth and family
and all that sort of thing.
Lieutenant Towers was on duty In
England when he was In vf ted to a
shooting on somebody's estates near
Edinburgh, Scotland. Miss Carstairs,
Of Mayfair, was there, too. She liked
the yoong American officer and
thought lt a pity he was doomed to
ht spread out over thc landscape some
day when his plane skidded, and
tbs only way to stop him was to he
arne his superior officer, sp she
pu-omlsed to marry him.
Lieutenant Towers took Secretary
of the Navy Josephus Daniels for a
flight two years ago and brought him
safely back to earth. In 1912 ho broke
the American record for continuous
flight by staying np six boors and ten
minutes. He ls attached to the avia
tion corps ot the navy.
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The New York osaka are charging
five per cent Interest on a Joint obli
gation ot Great Britain and Franca,
but Anderson county borrowed money
a few days ago from a New York
bank at 3 3-4 per cent. The neces
sities of Great Britain and France
mest have been greater than those of
Anderson county. But that waa the j
lowest rate a New York b*sk . ever
named for ? loan to Anderson coun
ty. A few months ago when money
was sot as plentiful hi New York as it
is now, a bank in New. York offered
the eily of Anderson $45,000 at a rate
almost as low, but on account of some
legal requirements tills bid was not
available, and the next bid was ac
cepted. It looks aa if the credit of
the county of Anderson and th* city
of Anderson is as good as anybody's
or any country's credit. v " '
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Moore-Wilson Co., have an ingen
ious mechanical' contrivance in their
show window that t?hows a nice little
pussy cat playing with a spool of the
famous Corticello silk that is attract
ing considerable attention. It is very
QoVdike, and several kiddles were
heard to say yesterday that they
would like to play with tho kitty.
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? THE DISKA&E-CABH?LNG ?
? CAT +
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Many cala are a serious menace to
human health and life. ?Medical lit
erature seta forth Sow the infections
of diptheria, ' grippe, tho common
cold, pneumonia, tuberculosis,
mumps, measles, scarlet-feyer, ring
worm, typhus, typhoid, and relapsing
Cevers, cholera, dysentery, summer
complaints, surgical infections, foot
and mouth disease, tapeworm, tetanus,
and rabies have been transmitted to
humankind by cats.
Nearly 6 per cent (5.9) of cats are
reported to have cancer, and there is
also a well-defined cat asthma-the
paroxysm of difficult breathing, gray
face, and blue lipa being brought on
by Mie inhabitation of cat emanations.
. Cats are disease carriers, either by
having infectious germs nesting cozi
ly in their fur or by harboring the
fleas, lico and other ?asects that con
vey to men the specific causes of ty
phus, plague, relapsing fever, or cats
In sick Tooma become infected by
prowling about the dhtcltargea of ty
phoid fever patienta, and the like; or
oats themselves suttor diptheria, tub
erculosis, and* grippe, and spread tao
germs of such infectloas-djseaaes-by.
coughing, sneezing, or spliting (aa
they do in anger) or germs such aa
those ot teteuia may traversa the hu
man skin ' that is scratched', or laid
open hy the cat's bite. .
Then, again, the germs (as of foot
and-mouth disease) aro likely tb be in
blisters or sores in the cat's mouth,
to be smeared , in its spittle with tts
paws, then rubbed over its face and its
body the familiar way. Not a few
children have contracted ?Usense 'from
cats being huddled up in their arms
and allowed to lick their faces.-Dr.
John D. Huber in "Collier's." ?. , ,
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Golf or Cree.set. A v
It was during a golf game in Scot
land. The first player who dTOtMMR
waa very bow legged. Tha! s^eeh?
player, unmindful that his opponent
was directly in front of htm, struck
the ball, and It whizzed between his
opponent's lega.
"Toot, mon," nald the bow-legged
one tn anger, "that's nao golf."
"Awcel," said bis opponent,, com
placently, "cf 'tie nae golf 'tis guda
croqu?t."-Ladies Home Journal.
- i.
Pwor Fellow.
Vagmt-Sir, I was captured in in
fancy by tba Indians and reared In
Ignorance of all civilised usages.
"Well, what of HT*
"Why, I don't knew bow to lie.
cheat, steal, boast, bluff or toady, and
I'm starving to death.-Life.
Brown---"Did I leave an Umbrella
lore yesterdayr Earbar~--"Wh*t kind
it an umbrella?" Brown-"Oh, any
Und at all. I'm not fussy."-Boston
31obe.