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WA BIT IDF PHILOSOPHV v^ytv
mOSt BEYOND ENDURANCE.
JAMES WHITCCMB RIL/ISY
ain't a-cJoinf to cry no more, no mor^?j
> ?ot ear-ache, anTMa can't utak?
It quit a-tall;
Anr Girlo bite my rubber-ball
.An puncture it; anr Sis she teke/f
pointy knife down th? m staWe-f io?w}
An'loozed it-blame itallt
f?ut I ain't goitf to cry no moreno more!
QoJ I'm so wicKud?-An'my breath's ^ph_
1st like I run an' dont VQSrn?\e
But ist run on when I ought to not;
? .t. ? .yes. on'my chin,
An'lipssall warpy,an' teeth's vsofast,
fsa place in my throat I can't swaller
An7 they all hurt soi
Anf oh, my-oh!
rma-s?artinr ag in
r Ym a-startin' arj'in,but 1 won't, fer shore!:
list ainTt goin' to cry no more, no more?
In the trenches
On the battlefields of Europe every Army b> using
millions of pounds of this sustaining beverage?TEA?
Good, Black India and Ceylon Tea?boiling the water
makes it a safe and refreshing drink.
It's most economical too?you get four cups for a cent
when you use
-SAFE-TEA FIRST** and Ahviy?
EXCURSION
TO JOHNSON CITY, TENN.
Wednesday, August 25th y 1915.
Via
PIEDMONT & NORTHERN RAILWAY
And
CAROLINA, CLINCHFIELD & OHIO RY.
Special Trains from Anderson and Greenwood, S. C. to connect
with the "CLINCHFIELD" at Spartanburg, S. C.
All tickets sold, Wednesday, August 25th, with limit for returning
on all trains leaving JOHNSON CITY bef?te NOON SATURDAY,
August 28th, 1915 Clmchfield tra?na retrsrs?ig arrive Spartanburg
at 5:30 P. M., and make connection with the Piedmont & Northern
train leaving Spartanburg at 6:25 P. ML
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Leave Greenwood; 8. (V .., . ...6:00 A. M..$
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ht Road To Better^
OROTLE ACCES O
INDIAN MOTORCYCLES and HudVohid Recycles. The beat tire?
for hard use ever m?d?. We have the bast bargains la Sadie* and
Pedals that money can boy. AO work Guarauteed.
GATES & SMITH
m W. Wkttser St Phone 1?
British Have S
Training Bo
Correspondent Tells of Many
Varieties of 3ombs Seen in
British Training School in
France.
British Headquarters, France, Aug.
C?(Associated Press Corrosponu
ence.)?It was at a bombing school on
a French farm where chosen soldiers
brought back from the tronchos were
'being trained in the use of the anar
chist's weapon which has now become
as respectable as the rillc. Special
ism develops as the war goes on.
Ther0 are no M. 13. degrees for Mas
ter Bombers yet; but that may come,
any day. I
Present was the chief instructor, a
young Scotch subaltern with blue
eyes, a pleasant smile and a Cock of .
the North spirit. He might lia ve been !
twenty years old. though he did not
[look it. On his breast was t':e pur- ?
pie and white rlbon of the new order ?
of the Military Cross which you got
for doing something in this war which
would have won you a V?e?uria Cross '
In one of the little vars. |
Also present wj? the assistant in
structor, a sergeant of regulars?and
very much of a regular?who had
three ribbons which ho had won in
[ revioux campaigns. He too had blue
ejes, bland blue eyes. These two un
derstood each other.
"If you don't drop It, why H'b all ;
right," said the Sergeant. "Of course, |
if you do . . . "
We did not drop it.
'And when you throw it, Bir, you ?
must look out and not lilt the man be
hind anil knock the bomb out of your
hand. That iban happened before
now to an absent minded fellow when
you throw bombs."
"They cay that you sometimes pick
up the Gorman bombs and chuck
them back before they explode, It was
suggested.
"Yea, sir, I've read thin&rf like that |
in some of the accounts of the report
ers who write from 'Somewhere in
France." You don't happen to know
wfhere that is,' sir? All I can say is
that if you are going to do it you
Ktuw be quick about It. I shouldn't
advise any delaying your decision, sar,
or porhans when you reach down to
pick it up neither your hand nor tbo
bomb would be there. They'd have
gone off together, sir."
"Have you ever been hurt In your
handling of bombs?" ono asked. Sur
prise in the bland, blue eyce.
"Oh, no, sir! Bombs are well be
haved if you treat them right. It's all
In bs'.ng thoughtful and considerate of
them!
Meanwhile he was jerking at some
kind of a patent fuse set in a shell
.a . high explosive.
"This ie a poor kind. sir. It's been
discarded, but I thought that you
might like to see it. Never did like
it! Always making trouble!"
More distance between the audience
and the performer.
"Now I've got It, sir?get down,
sir!"
The audience carried out instruc
tions to the letter as army regula
tions require. We got behind the pro
tection of one of the practice trench
traverses. He threw the discard be
yond another wall of earth. There
was a sharp report, a burst of smoke
and some fragments of earth wore
tossed into the air.
In a small affair of two hundred
yards of trench the other day it was
estimated that the British and Ger
mans together threw about five thou
sand bombs in this fashion. It was
enough to sadden any Minister, of
Munitions. However, the British kept
the trench.
' Do the men like to become bomb
ers?" one asked the subaltern.
"I should say so. It puts them up
in front. It gives them a chance to
throw something?and they don't get
much cricket 10 France, you see. We
had a pupil here last week who broke
the throwing record for distance. He
was pleased as punch with himself.
A first class bombing detachment has
a lot of pride of corps."
To bomb has become ss common a
verb with the army as to bayonot.
"We bombarded them out!" means a
section of trench taken. As you know
a trench is dug and built with sand
bags in z'.g^ag traverses. In follow*
ing the course of a trench ft is as
if you followed the sides of the
squares of a checker board up and
down and across on the same tier of
squares. The square Itself is a bank
of earth with the cut on either side
and in front.of it. When a bombing
partv bombs the? way into the pos
session of a section of German trench
therp are Germans under covere of the
traverses on either side of them. The
German Is waiting around the corner
to shoot the first British head that
shown Itfolf.
"It's important that you and not
the Boches chuck the bombs over
first,** explained the subaltern. "Also
that you get them intrr their traverse
or they may be as troublesome to
yon as to the enemy.**
With the bombs bursting in their
faces the Germans who are not put
out of action are blinded and stunned.
In the moment when they are thus off
guard the aggressors leap around
the corner.
"And .then?*
. '?Stick 'em. sir!" said the matter
of-fact sergeant. "Yes. the cold steel
is best. And do It first. As Mr. Mac
P* *rson skid, its very important to df
It flrst.-*
It has been found that something
short is bandy for this kind of work.
In such cramped quarters?a ditch
six feet deep'and from two to three
feet broad?the rifle is an awkward
length to permit of prompt and skil
ful use of the bayonet.
"Yob, sir you can mix it un better
with som?tate? handy, sir?to think
tita British soldiers would como to
Schools For
mb Throwers
fighting like assassini., sur." eniil the
Sergeant.
"luu must bo s\ y sdii occas
ions, il'? no time fur wool gather
ing. "
Not smile fron? hint or the subal
tern all the time. They wore the klii?
you would like to have siting in a
t.giit corner whether sou had 10 l.ght
with knives or lists or Hoventccn-luch
howitzers.
The sergeant took us i >t'> :ae store
house whore he kepi .iis supply of
horn be.
"What if a Gorman Bhell should
strike your storehouse?" it was sug
gested.
"Thon, ? , I expect that most of
tile bombs would bo exploded. Uombs
are very peculiar lu their habits.
Wliat do you think, sir?"
It was no trouble to show slock,
as the clerks at the stures sny. lio
brought forth all the different kinds
of bombs which British ingenuity has
invented?but, no, not all invented.
These would mount into thousands.
Every British Inventor who know:
anything about explosives has trlc?
his hand at a new kind of bomb. Ono
means all the kinds which the Uritish
war office bus considered worth a
practical test.
There wore yellow and green and
blu.-- and black and striped bombs,
egg-shaped, barrelshaped, conical and
concave bombs: bombs that were ex
ploded by pulling a string or press
ing a button?all tlie.se to bo thrown
by hand, without mentioning the gre
nades and other bigger varieties
which were thrown by mechaniral
means which would have ms.'e a Chi
nese warrior of Confucius' lime or a
I'oman legionary feel at homo.
"This was the EiT.t born." the sub
altern explained?"tie first thing we
could lay our bands on when the cloee
quarters trench warfare began."
It was out of data, now, as grand
father's smoothbore?the tin tin pot
bomb which both side.-, used early In
the winter. A wick was attached to
the high explosive wrapped in cloth
and ' tuck in an ordinary army Jam
can.
"Quite home-made, as you see, sir,"
remarked the Sergeant, "t'eed to ilx
them up ourselves ih the trenches in
odd hours?saved .burying your re
fuse Jam tins according to medical
corps direction?you threw them at
the Bouches. Have to use a match to
liglit It?very old fashioned, sir. I
wonder If that old fuse has got damp.
No, it's going all right"?and ho
threw tho Jam pot which made a good
explosion.
"But here Is the best; we're discard
ing the others," he went on as he pick
ed up another bomb.
It was a pleasure to throw this
crowning achievement of tho experi
ments. It fitted your hand nicely; it
threw easily; it did the business; it
was foolproof against a man in lovf>
or war posti.
"We saw as soon as this style came
out," eaid the Sergeant, "that it was
bound to be popular. Everybody asks
for It."
DUTCH INVENT
NEW TRENCH
For Use in Low Marshy Sections
of Country?Can Be
Flooded.
The Hague, July 31.?(Associated
Press Correspondence.)?Tho war de
partment of tho Netherlands has de
veloped a new sort of trench for use
in the low and marshy party of the
country where. In case of an Invasion,
the chief battles might be expected.
Fighting along th0 Yser has taught
the strength of a water defense above
nil others. For this purpose, as .is
well knows, the so-called "waterllne"
has been brought into readiness. But
a great deal of fighting might take
place upon the endless tracts of mead
ows which lle all nround the capital
of the Kingdom. The trenches which
will here bo constructed will be ar
ranged in such a way that at a mo
ment's notice they can be turned into
flooded ditches.
In the warfare in France and Rus
sia a conquered trench means an ad
ded strength for the enemies, who im
mediately turn the trench into a fort
ress of their own. The Dutch trench
es, when it is necessary to abandon
them, will almost automatically be
come a deep flooded ditch which will
be no use to any one and will merely
form another obstacle on the way for
ward.
An Experienced Servant.
Monsieur wsnted the picture hung
to'the right; madame wanted it on
the left. But monsieur insisted that
tho servant should hang the picture
according to his orders. Consequent
ly Joseph stuck a nail in the wall on
the right, but this done, he also went
and stuck another on' the left.
"What is that second nail for?" his
roaster inquired in astonishment.
'"It's to sav? me the trouble of
fetching the ladder tomorr, when mon
sieur will havo come around to the
vfrwa of the madame."?Argonaut.
Money Xo Consideration.
Mother Jones said to a redimer at
one of the industrial relation com
mission's hearings in Washington:
"The employers' argument In that
case looked very altruistic on the sur
face. It was like the young wife in
the new dress st the shore.
"'By Jingo!" said her husband, as
be slipped on her dinner Jacket, 'you
look nice in that new ?rese, love, for
a fact. It cost me a heap of money,
though,
"'You dear old thing,' said his
wife, as she prinked before the glass,
'what do I care for money when it's
a quesion of pleasing you?"?Philadel
phia Ledger*
snuuusfl
JAPAN SUSPENDS ALL
GERMAN PATENT RIGHTS
Supreme Court of Japon Rules
That Rights of Germans Be
Suspended During War.
Tokio, July 30. (Associated Port
Correspondence) The Sunrcmo Court
of Japan has ruled that, as restili
of warbotwern Japan an.1 Germany
the international convcttlo:- lor the
protection of Ind usi rial property is
suspended in its operation. Tho prac
tical effect of the decision is that
trade-mark rights, patent rights und
other Industrial designs held by Ger
man subjects or German companies
previous to tho opening of tiie war are
to be considered as extinguished or
suspended in their effect for the time
being.
The general question at Issue was
brought before the courts by a Ja; a a
ose demand for Judgment declaring In
valid the registration of a trade mark
pending between Japaneso company
and the local managers and represen
tatives of an industrial company at
Hanover, Germany. The patent office
of Japar decided In favor of tho
Germans, but the high court has
quashed that ruling.
TiSe court pointed out that the con
vent'on for tho protection of indus
trial property which was made In
1918 cannot be snid to become abso
lutely and permanently Inoperative
because of the outbreak of hostilities
between Japan and Germany. It not
ed that several other powers aro part
ies to this convention. Hnwovor, as!
botween Japan and Germany It was
propor to think the convention Is bub- i
ponded In Its op?ration from thP time
when war broke OOl between thein un
til such time as peace shall have boon
restord.
Tho court found no doubt whatso
ever that the treaty wae concluded
only on the premise of the existence
of relations of peacoful intercourse
between the contracting parties.
The court says: " couree, even
tho people of a hostile power should
not be unreasonably treated. On the
contrary, as already declared by the
Japanese government they should be
treated and protected according to
the dictates of Justice anil humanity.
At the same time there Ib no reason
whatever why thoy should be more
favorably treated and more consider
ately treated than a friendly nation
not party to tho convention."
The judgment of the supreme court
Is lnlerpreted as permitting tho public
to mako a freo use of trade-marks
and patent rights regardless of any
rights held by German subjects or
German companies previous to the
war.
WHAT IS CABK-EOIB WORTH
Income from Bonds Alone Amounts
to $210,000,000.
Philadelphia Ledger.
When rumors were flashed over the
land again ono day recent that An
drew Carnegia was detd the quory on
everybody's lips was: "How much
money did he leave?"
Mr. Carnegie himself made tho im
portant remark that It is a crime to
die rich?being ono crime which
most of us will escape without violent
effort.
Bot how much is Carnogie worth?
Since he sold his steel works the
income from the bonds he received In
payment has amounted to $210,000,
000. Hence the laird might have
spent $5.000,000 a year to maintain
his frugal household and have given
away $140/000,000 and still have all
of his original fortune intact.
FISHING.
(Charlotte Observer.)
I wish to Inform you. thore's no fun,
Sitting in the red hot sun.
On the rocks?hot as coals;
(With chlggcrs drilling up ycr spine.
Ruph as Germans on the RMne),
Hoping for a fish to bite
Cherished hopes are winged for flight
(Hopes of childhood, whero aro they?
Drifting with tho river's spray).
. ?
Yet. many, many, years ago,
Before I felt the pangs of woe,
I coul sit 'neath laurel bowers.
With patience wait for many hours,
For tho fishes in the brook
To come and nibble at my hook,
A bite would fill my heart with glee,
If never a bite, 'twas the same to me,
Youthful Joy filled my soul.
As I watchd the ripples roll.
With nover a careto mar the Joy,
Millions of gnats failed to destroy.
The happiness of those fishing days,
When life was a happy, dreamy mrce.
But alaa! Little fishes nevermore,
Will I haunt you as of yore.
(Feel these bunions on my feet?
For s decision more complete)
Yon are ser? from hook and seine
Until I get an aeroplane
Or never again near pot shoals
Whilst the ceaseless ages rolls.
?Jas. W. Heatherly.
Saluda, . C.
Pride and Its Fall.
If there was one thing more than
another that ho prided himself on. It
was the fit. of his clothes, saysThe
Philsdelphi a Ledger.
"I can never get a dress coat really
to fit,*' he said to his'partner, as be
glanced down at a perfectly made
garment, with a hope, of course, that
sho would at once disclaim the in
sinuation. "Look at this thing."
"Well, it is atrocious," she said
cooly. "Hut why not. save your
money and buy one? It is so much
cheaper in Ute long rn than hiring."
One to Hard Werk.
At last the house painter had fin
ished, and the place shone fresh and
clean in new paint, relat?e London
Tit-Bits.
"Could you spare time to scrape
.y ,' Hour, ?f v??m . ;?'. -^r_j
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off the paint from the window
panes?" asked the mistress of the
house. ? ' ?
"Certainly ma'am. If you can lend
mo a coin." was the reply
Having nothing less than half a
crown the lady lant that. Hair an
hour later Ute man returned her a
worn and thin six-penny picco.
"But?er??er?wasnt \t half a
crown 1 gavo your* stammered the
lady.
"It was," said the man with em
Ipbasls, "bat it'e worn down a bit."